#AND medical instructor
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Note
Desmond as the plague doctor in AC? Like, he time traveled, and really was just done with everyone's shit. Also, he's burnt to a crisp, like he fell into a fire and shriveled up like a prune. So he kinda needs a good disguise to hide... everything. So he steals a plague doctors mask and robes to hide in plain sight.
Then people start coming to him with money and wounds. They tell him that they've been told to do 'blood letting' and they need him to do it, which makes Desmond fly into an explanation that "no that's really dumb, what he needs is water and clean bandages. The fuck makes you think losing more blood would make it better?' and eventually, when his 'crazy' ideas actually begin to work, people start to come to him for more life threatening things. And eventually he becomes known as a miracle worker.
Then Ezio stumbles across him...
Let's just say, shenanigans ensue
This ask reminded me of @wolfofartblockâs idea of a plague doctor!Desmond AU and I think they would work well together?
Like, it would definitely be shenanigans to the highest degree if Ezio stumbled across him wounded and in need of dire medical attention and itâs not like Desmond could freaking not do anything.
After that, Ezio starts becoming a regular, less because he was interested in these so-called ârevolutionaryâ medical practices that âhas gotten a lot of doctorsâ metaphorical feathers ruffledâ which was interesting, yes, but what was more interesting was that he saw what was hidden behind the mask and thatâs why he keeps coming back.
To catch another glimpse.
All the while, Desmond just wants to stay under the radar but, goddamn it, it was becoming harder and harder to do because he cannot, in his good conscience, let all these âbad takesâ continue as it meant people would not be getting the proper care they needed to heal and not die.
At some point, Desmond would have to start writing about his methods in hopes that it would be enough to finally get all these hoity-toitis to finally be better in giving medical care.
Then, then⊠because of a series of events that includes a lot of people wanting to learn from him, Desmond accidentally becomes a teacher and he canât really teach in random places so he opens up a small clinic that turns into an unofficial medical school and, at this point, Desmond is also trying to learn actual medical shit because heâs skating by using what he remembers and common sense available to a 21st-century dude like him with the added benefit of remembering some of Shaunâs rants of the many, many ways Ezio could have died by going to the doctor but thatâs no longer applicable as his âstudentsâ are asking questions and⊠andâŠ
AndâŠ
Holy shit.
Was he an actual doctor now?
Was he an actual instructor???
What. The. Fuck.
#desmond wanted to retire#ends up being an actual doctor#AND medical instructor#our boy cannot take a break#at least no one is shouting âwitch craft!!!â#uuhhh#this will probably end up as#ezides#so no usual tags#ask and answer
137 notes
·
View notes
Text
Diversity win! All the male mannequins in the nursing class I was in had vaginas (literally all)!
Diversity loss! Everyone was Weird about it
#trans#transgender#lgbt#lgbtq#ftm#nonbinary#how are you wanting to be an LPN or EMT but can't stand the sight of a vagina. genuinely.#the only person who wasn't weird was the instructor (an older nurse who took No shit)#i would entrust her in an emergency situation because she gives No fucks about bodies#also i was normal about it. for obvious reasons. honestly i really loved that about the class. they just laid there in their gowns.#it felt like... oh this is a normal thing. it would have been easy to just not make them the male models but they did#because otherwise those medical models are very binary and conforming and whatnot#this was a while ago but i think about it still sometimes#i had to take that class but i don't want to be in nursing. however that class really was useful and this is only a part of why lol
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
i know that half of what i post is about adderall fixing my life but fr itâs fixing me i sat down and spent several enjoyable hours working on an assignment that would typically be so overwhelming that iâd give up before starting
#give an autistic girl adderall and she will deep dive research different filtration membrane polymers#local girl uses nylon membrane to filter mixture containing sulfuric acid then discusses it as a possible source of lowered yield#and the sequel: local girl frustrated by high affinity binding of charged analyte to nylon membrane#lab instructor pls let me use ptfe for higher recovery filtrationsđ«¶#and polyestersulfone for recrystallization in methanol and hexaneđ«¶đ«¶đ«¶#local girl autistically obsessed with chemistry and finally medicated enough to engage meaningfully w hyperfixations#iâm normal
14 notes
·
View notes
Text
got so bored in class one time started writing smut fic in my notebook alongside my acls notes
#not sure why you make a class full of licensed medics and emts take an acls course made for civilians but i wanted to tear my eyeballs out#wrote it in cursive so it wouldnât be as legible as my actual notes#cuz the instructor kept walking around the classroom to pick on people#and yes it was destile
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
...
#head instructor to the TAs in the lab section i TA for: how r u guys feeling abt the workload?#me who hasnt graded anything since week 1 and spent an hr that morning filling out a patient safety plan: đ#listen. we r experiencing symptoms that make us shitty at our job. which is not helpful for a positive outlook#i was also experiencing horrible cramps at the time bc i lost my ibuprofen and 2 days ago i stopped the birth control in a desperate effort#to stop feeling terrible. but in this moment i feel alright. its wild to go from drastically unhappy to like lol wtf was that? anyway stop#being a bby loser. for no obvious reason. im gonna start the birth control again to see if i get depressed again or if that was just me lol#i dont think my therapist understands the depth of my executive functioning issues tho. bc im a grad student and can meet deadlines. like#let me tell u im a fucking disaster abt starting things. i will go back and forth and get nothing done forever. or i do things halfway and#make everything 30 times more difficult later bc no one else understands how my brain works#ah well. itll b fine. sometimes i just get freaked out that i wanna b better and i dont kno how to do that. so i spiral in despair a lil#ill b fine. im good at catching myself before i get too out of control. annoyingly tho i am not currently beating the bip0lar allagations#bc whatever tf is wrong with me i do probably fit the diagnostic criteria for bip0lar 2. i dont kno y that freaks me out so much. i guess#its bc it feels like something i cant just make better thru force of will and i grew up in a home that was very obsessively#health conscious to the point my dad gets anxious abt taking a single ibuprofen. so like ive been conditioned to get freaked out by#medication. literally my grandma will call me and tell me to b suspicious of doctors and to not take medicine unless absolutely necessary.#like lady u r the genetic reason i have 0cd shut the fuck up. also it feels like something that would more negatively affect how ppl think#of u than saying oh yea i get depressed or i have anxiety. like the connotation feels worse im used to just telling ppl whatever tf#my problem is. so the idea of holding something back feels weird. which annoys me bc i dont think there should b so much of a stigma. its#bullshit. anyway idk. im tired. i was trying to think of a comfort tv show with my therapist and all i could think was the terror#when im depressed i wanna watch those English mother fuckers suffer and die. i just lov that show so much. harry g00dsir my beloved. the#most me coded character to ever exist#unrelated
8 notes
·
View notes
Text
hmmm a little scared for tomorrow....
#i have to get a ct scan and then i have a driving lesson and like neither thing is all that scary its just two mid-tier stressful things#back to back in one afternoon and its definitely going to use up all of my brain cells#its my last driving lesson but theyre 2 hrs long and its just a little awkward and socially draining bc like i'm socially anxious and#anxious about driving and then trying so hard to talk normally to the instructor and act normal etc#the ct scan like its for somethign that is probably nothing and at least medical stuff is usually just following directions so thats ok#also the driving lessons are a little awkward bc Iâm very much ready for the test so I donât need much instruction at all
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
The Salvatorix bois with their modern military uniform or simply their Modern Au version of themselves
#call of duty zombies#cod zombies#codz#cod zombies oc#codz oc#fanart#original character#salvatorix crew#modern au#marcelito gonzalez#lorenzo beneventi#ryuji tanaka#gavrilo petroviÄ#stefan von hoffmann#I was planning to make Stefan as a doctor like his father but then I just went on to make him a medic instead#I also went to decide whether to still add Lorenzo's burns or not but I did#Not that much unlike his original design#I'm giggling over Lorenzo of how cool he looks here#I wanted Ryuji to wear the JASDF camo and yet I let him wear a pilot outfit that almost looked like a green pe instructor outfit help :'>#It's still weird to see Ryuji without his goggles and bandana but at least we get a glimpse of his hair#Marcel was supposed to be part of the Scout Rangers or the Light Reaction Regiment#But I went to the usual Armed Forces since I liked the camo design#And I know everyone would wonder where is Rochelle and Mirabelle#Rochelle is a florist while Mirabelle is a nurse who I was planning to make her enlist in the army or maybe be on active duty as a medic#I may update this one to include Mira and Rochelle#I should also make a version of this but with the main ocs
13 notes
·
View notes
Text
man.... last month i got a car repair quote for over $3k.... today i got a dental quote for $3.6k.... ive already got $3.3k in credit debt... ive got some number coming for top surgery.... life is really a nightmare huh
#like imagine if the phrase 'money cant buy happiness' was true#like it can buy a functioning car to take you to work it can buy you teeth that will last you your lifetime#it will buy you regular medical visits and a fitness instructor and a dietitian and a dermatologist#itll buy you plane tickets to go see your friends and art supplies#itll buy you a stable place to live#im feeling the poverty lately lads
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
[Hell is having a cold that turns into a lung infection jsyk. 0/10. Don't recommend it.
Unless you really love sleeping.]
#- - ooc#[My plan is to be active here this weekend]#[Though that depends entirely on whether I shake this]#[FYI don't come to a class sick and then admit it the day AFTER]#[Your instructor will not laugh with you]#illness tw#medical tw
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
so Iâm in my first year of medical school and we do these simulations with actors pretending to be patients. Theyâre recorded and people are watching you and giving you criticism and then you have to watch yourself on cameraâ overall horrific experience but itâs part of the training.
So today, my instructorâs feedback for me was that I needed to ârelax and let my personality outâ and that I âdonât need to put on a mask for patientsâ
âŠ.I appreciate the sentiment, sir, but Iâm afraid the âpersonalityâ youâre referring to is also a mask
#in his defense he doesnât know#also I try my best to not mask as much#med school is hard enough without burning myself out by masking#but around my instructors and while Iâm being graded on how well I talk to patients a bit of masking is gonna be necessary#audhd#autism#medical school#med student
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
Help, I canât stop creating characters that I will more than likely never use.
#dr. elena martinez#something with an E feels right. maybe Elena?#but she got scooped up at the same camp Sarah ended up in#and sheâs TECHNICALLY not a surgeon-surgeon#but she was going to start her residency soon and the world is ending so fuck yeah sheâs a Surgery Resident#she didnât spend all that time in med school and her internship to not make it just because of a horrible plague turning people into zombies#she volunteered herself at the NERO camp when they were looking for doctors#I sort of want her to be on the team that actually spent six hours working on Sarah so she can bring it up when she needs favors#she was airlifted into the military camp that the DCM eventually took over#and went IDEGAF who you people are Iâm here to save lives now get out of my way#did I think that a militia with only one doctor felt weird and wanted to give Jimenez someone to rotate shifts with so he could sleep? MAYBE#I mean you might not find surgeons wandering out in the wilderness but you could TRAIN PEOPLE#sheâs grumpy but patient and a great instructor so thereâs a small army of field medics under her tutelage#mostly because she would ALSO like to sleep some time between hers and Doc Jâs rounds
9 notes
·
View notes
Text
when i got my medical certificate i very confidently answered the question "what do you do if a person becomes unconscious?" with "remove from the room immediately" only to be met with puzzled silence by the instructor and that's when i learned that the deeply ingrained nautical fear and grim reality of seamen and their rescuers asphyxiating in enclosed spaces due to build up of toxic gas or especially lack of oxygen does not translate to land.
#death cw#asphyxiation cw#just one of many ways my expectations for daily life have been skewed by entering solid ground later in life i guess
40K notes
·
View notes
Text
guess who got chewed out for not going with ems to the emergency department yesterday and is currently in the emergency department on a saline drip waiting on ekg and ct results
#yeah my instructor who is also a paramedic got upset#not mad just super concerned and exasperated#i KNOW i know better im so sorry đ#dimmyâs medical adventures#wtf dima#also damn they set this drip up to push FAST#itâs only been like ten minutes and itâs already almost halfway through#theyâre really making sure iâm not dehydrated
1 note
·
View note
Text
HLR instruktörens utmaningar och framgÄngar: Personliga erfarenheter
VÀlkommen till en vÀrld av hjÀltar utan mantlar. Som en "HLR instruktör" stÄr man inför mÄnga utmaningar, men ocksÄ mÄnga framgÄngar. Att undervisa andra i hjÀrt-lungrÀddning (HLR) Àr inte bara ett yrke, det Àr ett kall. I detta inlÀgg delar jag med mig av mina personliga erfarenheter, bÄde utmaningarna jag stött pÄ och de framgÄngar som följt med att vara en HLR instruktör. LÄt oss dyka in i denna hjÀrtevÀrmande resa.
Utmaningar som HLR Instruktör
1. Att bemÀstra konsten att undervisa
Som HLR instruktör Àr det första steget att bemÀstra konsten att undervisa. Att överföra kunskap pÄ ett effektivt och engagerande sÀtt till mÀnniskor frÄn alla samhÀllsskikt Àr en stor utmaning. Det krÀver inte bara djup förstÄelse för HLR-tekniker, utan ocksÄ förmÄgan att anpassa undervisningsmetoderna efter varje individs behov och förstÄelse.
2. Att hÄlla sig uppdaterad
En annan utmaning Àr att konstant hÄlla sig uppdaterad med de senaste riktlinjerna och teknikerna inom HLR. Medicinska riktlinjer och bÀsta praxis utvecklas stÀndigt, vilket krÀver att jag som instruktör Àr pÄ tÄrna och kontinuerligt uppdaterar min kunskap och mina fÀrdigheter. Detta krÀver en betydande investering av tid och energi.
3. Hantera emotionella situationer
HLR-utbildning kan ofta vÀcka starka kÀnslor, sÀrskilt bland de som har upplevt en nÀra och kÀrs hjÀrtstopp. Som instruktör har jag stött pÄ mÄnga emotionellt laddade situationer dÀr jag behövt visa empati och förstÄelse samtidigt som jag bibehÄller en professionell standard. Att balansera denna emotionella aspekt med att lÀra ut tekniska fÀrdigheter Àr en av de största utmaningarna.
FramgÄngar som HLR Instruktör
1. Att se elever vÀxa
En av de mest givande aspekterna av mitt arbete Àr att se eleverna vÀxa och utveckla sina HLR-fÀrdigheter. NÀr en elev gÄr frÄn att vara osÀker och tveksam till att bli sjÀlvsÀker och kompetent i HLR, kÀnner jag en enorm tillfredsstÀllelse. Att veta att varje person jag utbildar har potential att rÀdda liv Àr otroligt belönande.
2. Att bidra till samhÀllet
Som HLR instruktör har jag ocksÄ möjlighet att göra en positiv inverkan pÄ samhÀllet. Genom att öka antalet personer som kan utföra HLR, bidrar jag till en mer hÀlsomedveten och beredd befolkning. Det Àr en stolthet att veta att mitt arbete hjÀlper till att skapa en sÀkrare miljö för alla.
3. Personlig och professionell utveckling
Yrket har ocksÄ erbjudit mig en betydande personlig och professionell utveckling. Varje utbildningssession Àr en möjlighet att förbÀttra mina pedagogiska fÀrdigheter, öka mitt tÄlamod och förstÄelse, och utveckla min förmÄga att hantera olika situationer. Denna stÀndiga utveckling Àr inte bara tillfredsstÀllande, den har ocksÄ förstÀrkt min karriÀr som HLR instruktör.
Slutsats
Att vara en HLR instruktör Ă€r en resa fylld med bĂ„de utmaningar och framg Ă„ngar. Varje dag innebĂ€r nya möjligheter att lĂ€ra ut, inspirera och göra en skillnad. Att möta de utmaningar som kommer med yrket â att stĂ€ndigt uppdatera kunskap, hantera emotionella situationer och effektivt överföra kritiska fĂ€rdigheter â krĂ€ver tĂ„lamod, dedikation och passion. Ă
andra sidan Ă€r framgĂ„ngarna â att se elevers framsteg, bidra till samhĂ€llet och uppleva personlig tillvĂ€xt â oerhört givande.
Varje person jag undervisar tar med sig kunskapen om att kunna rÀdda liv, vilket ger en kÀnsla av kollektivt ansvar och samhörighet. Som HLR instruktör har jag haft privilegiet att vara en del av denna viktiga process. Det Àr inte bara en yrkesroll; det Àr en möjlighet att pÄverka mÀnniskors liv pÄ det mest fundamentala sÀttet.
Att arbeta som HLR instruktör Ă€r verkligen en unik och berikande erfarenhet. Det Ă€r en resa som krĂ€ver mycket, men ger Ă€nnu mer tillbaka. För alla som övervĂ€ger detta kall, kan jag helhjĂ€rtat sĂ€ga att det Ă€r en av de mest meningsfulla vĂ€garna man kan vĂ€lja. Att vara en del av en rörelse som arbetar för att göra vĂ€rlden till en sĂ€krare plats Ă€r inte bara ett jobb â det Ă€r en livslĂ„ng resa av lĂ€rande, delande och rĂ€ddande av liv.För alla frĂ„gor, kontakta oss för att fĂ„ bĂ€ttre insikter.
0 notes
Text
NEW MOTHER AND INFANT TRAPPED IN GAZA
Suad Ahmad @suad-ahmad is an engineer from Gaza. She graduated from university at the top of her class and was rapidly excelling in her career as an instructor, consultant, and team leader. Suad, her husband, and their family were overjoyed to find out she was pregnant. Sadly, this was only a week before occupation began its illegal scorched earth campaign against the people of Gaza. Suad's home and workplace were destroyed, and she and her husband's family were displaced from the north.
On the day she went into labor, Suad had to walk a great distance to the hospital. Upon arrival, she found that the hospital was operating at bare minimal capacity. There was not even a bed for her to use. Suad's baby was born with minimal medical support, and the ordeal was extremely difficult. The occupation then began bombing the vicinity of the hospital. Suad and her baby were in immense danger, with nowhere to turn.
Unfortunately, the situation has only gotten worse. Suad and her infant are now living in a tent in extreme heat. lOF attacks continue, putting their lives in immediate danger. The occupation's blockade on Rafah Crossing and the destruction of roads and infrastructure has led to increased, extreme food scarcity. Suad cannot find enough food to feed herself or her baby. She has not been able to recover from the difficult birth, and her baby is missing out on crucial nutrition needed for neonatal development. Once Rafah crossing reopens, Suad and her baby need to be able to evacuate to Egypt for their health and safety.
You can help make this possible by directly supporting them at the link below. Please, help give Suad and her baby a better chance at life. If you cannot give, please reblog this post and repost the link (https://gofund.me/ebaee2af) across all of your social media accounts.
Thank you
Verified by nabulsi and northgazaupdates
#gaza#gaza genocide#gaza strip#gaza under attack#free gaza#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#palestinian genocide#stop genocide#suad ahmad#gaza aid#aid for gaza#palestine aid#mutual aid#help for gaza#gaza help#palestine help#help for palestine#people helping people#help gaza#help palestine#support#support for gaza#gaza support#gaza relief#palestine support#relief for Gaza#save gaza#save palestine#end israel's genocide#free palestine
8K notes
·
View notes
Text
Iâm soo tired
#the universe is just against me but itâs also my fault#like Iâve just been curled up in bed miserable all day and I was like#lemme check my email and then take a shower and then just go to bed cuz who cares#I check my email and thereâs one from my yoga instructor#from right after I cancelled my class today (didnât feel well)#and it was about cancelling 8 hours in advance which I did not too#and I wish I could articulate how much that made me wanna explode#but if itâs not one thing itâs another these days and Iâm so sick of how it all feels and like#pretending to care or caring too much or performing or having meltdowns or whatever else#but what can I do but keep fucking dragging myself through#so Iâm just gonna shower and chug some sleep medication and call it a night cuz why tf would I bother being awake anymore
1 note
·
View note