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my (long haired) cat went from hating the brush so bad she would bite it on sight and scream while being brushed to doing the same happy meow when she sees it now that she gives me when i return home from a 24 hour shift
#& the shift happened basically overnight for no discernible reason#she rly just woke up one day and chose peace.#glue stick
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DELAINEY HAYLES as CLAUDIA INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.01 "What Can the Damned Really Say to the Damned"
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“Get a load of this guy” likeee I’m trying!!!!!!!!!
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gambling with angels is easy. they can't lie but they have addictive personalities; it's easy to clean them out then make them divulge secrets about the business of heaven to call your bets. my dad used to say "hey, watch this" and summon angels to play poker with him with a sort of bone flute he inherited from his grandpa, and they'd be holding horseshit and still want to call him. i'm talking "raise on a two pair" level bad at it, but they couldn't stop trying to win. my dad taught me all the secret names of God before i was out of grade school and i would use them to curse my enemies so they came down with leprosy. you can cure leprosy these days but it still sucks, especially for a child. but they had it coming for pissing me off
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College friendship is sending one of your friends who's graduating soon a giant list of monster theory and gothic horror academic reading recs so they can download as many PDFs as possible before they lose their university database access
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seven minutes in hell where you beat the shit out of each other. in a closet
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bruh. despite me telling my family numerous times to stop sending me inane anti-vax / covid-vaccine-is-fake shit they refuse to. then get extremely angry when i tell them im not arguing with them anymore but that im disappointed in them. either do real research or stop sending me your idiotic conspiracy videos. i am simply not watching that shit
#my sister pissed as hell rn#sent me three paragraphs each less comprehensible than the last ranting about how she’s a biologist and would know if she was being fooled#by conspiracies#and i said that’s why im disappointed. now stop sending me that shit
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One of the best shot of Total Solar Eclipse from 08-04-2024.
Via @nasa-official
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Great hand forged snake window guards on a home in California
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the best friend in the princess diaries is a lesbian irl. of course.
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HELP I FOUND ONE OF MY COWORKERS ON A DATING APP WHERE I STATE IN MY BIO IM TRANS
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