#AND MY DUMBASS IS LIKE oh yay pretty

[cluescorner]

Me: Into the Spiderverse was such a good movie! I’m so excited for the next one! I heard the animation is even better and-

Someone: Yeah, if only it was live-action.

Me, unreasonably angry: I’ll kill you. 

[dira333]

Wild Dreams - Sero Hanta x Soulmate Reader

For my Follower Celebration - requested by @fuzztacular

and before anyone asks: Denki's soulmate is blind as a bat without her glasses and mistook him for a friend

“Hey, sexy lady.” 

You look up from the breakfast you’ve been preparing. 

Hanta’s standing in the doorway, exhaustion pulling on the bags under his eyes. He’s still in his Hero Costume, looking almost as dashing as when he left yesterday evening.

You, on the other hand, are wearing one of his shirts that you pretended to throw out months ago and threadbare pajama shirts, your hair hasn’t seen a brush and you’re pretty sure you forgot to take off your make up last night.

But that’s Hanta for you. Flirting with you even when he’s falling asleep standing up.

“Hey yourself.” You wave your spatula at him. “Do you want to have breakfast with me?”

“I want to sleep with you. In our bed. Just… eight hours of uninterrupted sleep. Could we do that?”

You laugh. “You can, but I will be off to work in an hour.”

He takes two steps and drapes himself over your shoulders. “Please?” He whines. “The bed isn’t the same without you.”

“Five minutes.” You agree easily. “Go wash up.”

“YAY!” He presses a sloppy kiss to your cheek and dances out of the kitchen while you finish your breakfast.

You’re not surprised to find him fast asleep by the time you step into your bedroom. 

He’s curled into himself, leaving just enough space for you to slip in between his arms. 

You close your eyes, trusting your phone alarm to wake you up - and allow yourself to slip dream…

-

Years before

“This sucks.” Hanta mutters and pops another handful of popcorn into his mouth.

“What sucks?” Denki’s been fiddlling with his phone, his Nachos precarily balanced on his drink.

“Soulmates.”

“Oh, that again?”

“Yes, that again! I can’t believe I’m the only one in our class who doesn’t have a soulmate.”

“You don’t know that.” Denki repeats his mantra for the hundredth time. “You just don’t have any visible clues.”

“Even Mineta has a Soulmate! He might not have found it yet, but how cool is that? Only being able to see colours when you meet them? That way you know for sure who it is.”

“You could have the same type as Todoroki. Your soulmate is just ultracareful that’s why you haven’t felt any pain yet.”

“Nah.” Hanta shakes his head. “I told you, I don’t have a soulmate. Just accept it and feel lucky about your own.”

Denki levels him with a glare. Right at the collar of his shirt sits his soulmark, four words written out in scraggly handwriting, spelling “What’s up, Dumbass?”

“You shouldn’t give up that easily,” a voice behind him says and Hanta turns, surprised to see the prettiest girl he’s probably ever met.

“I…” He starts, mouth dry, words dying on his tongue.

“Couldn’t help but overhear.” You stick out your tongue as you smile. “But you could be a dreamsharer? Everyone in my family is one.”

“That can’t be.” Hanta shakes his head. “My dreams haven’t changed at all ever since I remember.”

“What a shame.” You put one hand on his arm as you speak and his mouth runs dry again.

“What are your dreams like, then?”

Hanta looks over at Denki who’s eyes are as big as saucers now, urging him to keep talking. 

“I, uh… they’re pretty active? Like there’s this new anime that I started watching lately and I keep dreaming that I’m in it.”

You laugh. “Don’t tell me it’s Haikyuu. I keep thinking that I’d make such a great Libero but I keep dreaming of myself as the Ace.”

“You watch that too? That’s funny, it’s the other way around for me! I think the Ace’s are the coolest, especially Asahi or Iwaizumi, but I always dream of myself as the Libero.”

Your smile grows. 

“What a coincidence.” You draw the words out and flick your eyes to the front where the doors to the cinema hall open. 

“I think you should give me your number.” You say, words coming out so smooth Hanta thinks he’s misheard you. “Just in case we dream of each other tonight. You never know.”

-

When your alarm goes off, Hanta is dreaming of swinging from building to building, the night sky clear and full of stars above him.

You don’t feel bad to leave him to his own dreams when they’re as nice as today, even less when you know that this has been the last night shift for a while.

My Kofi if you want to tip me

[lutawolf]

My Dear Gangster Oppa Commentary Ep 3

I know this asshole did not really say, "you're with this guy again." Bestie's opinion matters more than anyone else's, but he hasn't even met the dude! He's acting more like a parent than a best friend. Hahaha! Tew remembers who Wahl is, and he appears to not be happy about meeting him.

I didn't want to dislike Wahl, but he is pissing me off. Talking to Guy like Guy isn't allowed to make his own decisions. Not cool. This isn't concern, this is controlling. I'm about to smack a bitch. I'm not happy with you Wahl and I don't know if you can redeem yourself.

I have to hand it to Tew. He is being really calm and honestly respectful despite Wahl being a douche to him. Guy, pick the one actually giving you a choice!

I love these bitches. Especially the one in the middle. Muffin is such a cutie too. An apparently lonely cutie. HAHAHA! Way to cock block Guy. I'm here for it. If you stop the time at 6:04 you can catch Guy smirking.

Is anyone surprised that he has to go after making a scene? Suddenly he isn't so concerned he has to take Guy home. Tom is cute, I like him.

That's right Guy! Tell of Wahl!

Did one of them really call him baby face??? I predict Tew showing up.

Called it! OMG, I'm Dead. Guy works up the nerve to ask Tew about what he does for a living. That the gang members seemed scared of him. "Nah, I'm just scary looking." "No. You're pretty good-looking."

This is Tew's reaction.

This is my reaction.

Did dumbass really say he owned a shabu restaurant. He had to know that Guy would then say he'd want to go. Seriously, driver/underling is me. Between his cough, giggle and the way he looks at Guy sleeping on Tew's shoulder.

Tew is so gone. These two dumbasses are so gone for each other. Really asking him if he wants him to wash the shirt. Yes, strip right now. I'll wait. They are adorkable.

Dude is going to buy a restaurant to cover the story he gave his crush. Boy is gone gone.

My reaction to that.

Did home dude really take a nap on some chairs. Hell to the naw. That makes my back hurt just watching it.

Oh! I think we have a secondary couple.

I already like them.

Discount Lennon is at it again. So home chick is not dead, but might as well be. Lawd, how are they not dead with that much white powder. Though I'm not sure it's the same girl. Specially since there are two now.

Did Wahl really ask Guy how he got home??? Guy doesn't tell the full truth, but doesn't lie either. Damn Wahl. You got some nerve. One month anniversary. Why don't you pay more attention to your gf Wahl?

Yay for game friends!

I would punch someone if they talked in my ear like that. HAHAH the look Wahl is giving Guy. I really want to like Wahl, but he ruined it for me. Now I'm just amused.

Tew looking scary and sexy. Niiiiiiice. Villains do it better.

What's this face? Is he shocked? Is he turned on? A bit of both?

So cute! He brought him a cake.

The elevator sequence was weird. Guy concerned because he sees blood. Tew giving crazy eyes. Guy completely forgetting about the blood and turning to mush because Tew is holding his hand. But honestly, some things are worth ignoring for cake and a doting boyfriend.

I mean, these pictures say it all. 🤣🤣🤣 So he beats people up until he is covered in blood. Minor detail in comparison to how he treats you Guy.

You ever heard the quote that an evil queen is just a princess that didn't get rescued. Tew gives me that vibe. The wounded and just wanting love vibe.

Hahaha Tew totally outing them. Oh! Tew was about to make his move. Too slow Tew. Tew, you know you are in love right. Guy is acting like a total dork and you are charmed. That is love.

Oh, the fall troupe again! Though with Guy being the way he is, it's totally believable. The slow mow lean forward like there will be a kiss, but instead he wipes off frosting from Guy's lip. Totally troupe and sooo good. And Guy runs away.

The guild is super cute. I like how frank Tew is. He just lays out his feelings about Wahl to Guy. Throwing down some valid facts, my friend. Ahhh Guy! Why did you let him leave like that? Oh, yay! He chased after him.

Oh, these two idiots are adorkable. So awkward and yet cute.

Not gonna lie. It broke my heart when he didn't hug him back.

The restaurant kills me. Tew is like, it looks crappy. Underling is like, dude, it's not real. Oh lawd, sweet baby Jezebel. You are not normal about that boy, Tew. Not normal about him at all. And I'm okay with that.

Secondary couple. Not over shadowing but still cute.

Guy packing. Bet Wahl ditches him for his gf.

Guys, I'm in love with Tew. He gets it. Life is short, so important people are priority.

How much is that puppy in the window.

I love that Tew isn't shy to show his concern and affection. I adore that Guy didn't care about Wahl and turned around to wave at Tew. He even defends Tew. I mean, he is wrong, but that's not the point here.

Tew's excitement that Guy texted him is adorable.

This is me again.

Ahhh… I'm dead. When he goes, "I'm down bad."

Yes, hunny you are, but I, for one, appreciate that.

Oh, that went sideways fast. *We will talk when I get back.*

I really do enjoy Tul. He is really enjoying Tew and Guy. Me too my dude, me too. Willing to risk the wrath of his boss to tease. Love it.

This face isn't making me feel secure.

In comparison, look at this puppy dog face. So excited for Guy to be back.

OH no... They aren't going to leave us like this, are they?!?! Assholes!!! Nobody talk to me till next Thursday. I am not okay.

[wrathofrats]

more pebble and ivy hc to add to the collection? Pls?

Hiii for more info on my pebble and ivy headcanons please see these two posts and also if you’re wondering who the fuck pebble and ivy are

I need everyone to know I’ve been talking about them for months in private, and I have like 4 fics lined up for when I decide everyone is ready for them. They’re my stupid secret obsession.

Ok now that that’s all out of the way, have some random shit I’ve thrown into @divine-misfortune DMs for the past month

-

Therapist: so pebble how do you feel about this relationship

Pebble: great. Thats my twink I own him.

Therapist: uh …… ok Ivy how do you feel about that

Ivy: I’m his twink he owns me

Therapist, about to call Terzo to warn him: ok!

-

Pebble w rock magic making ivy such pretty jewelry and he’s always like

“I made this super rare demantoid garnet to match the vibes of your aura”

And ivys just like “WOOO SHINY AND GREEN”

I think pebble is gods biggest rock nerd because it’s very on the nose and I think he deserves to be a stupid nerd about something under his dumbass personality

I think mist half flirts with ivy to fuck with him and pebble and ivy just goes wide eyed and stares at the ground and stutters and mist is like “??? Alright loser” and pebbles like “😍😍😍😍”

The insane amount of pathetic awkwardness is rizz to pebble

-

Pebble: hold on I have to water my house plant

Mist: your boyfriend has a name you know

Ivy: yay water (:

-

Oh my god

Ivy trying to impress pebble, he just desperately wants to hear that laugh, be the cause of it, so he tries to play some stupid prank on alpha or omega but it’s just …

Wrong

Because he doesn’t fully grasp the idea

And pebble can’t help but laugh at him anyways because the attempt was cute enough

Im thinking the poor thing literally writes “stupid” on a piece of paper and tapes it to alphas back

Pebbles never been more in love.

-

And something nsfw bc (:

Ohhhhhh alpha is the fucking worst

Don’t think he would go as far as fucking ivy given the chance but he absolutely acts like he’s going to because god it’s fun to watch pebble fume

(Also maybe it’ll get him to actually make a move because all this yearning is going to make alpha sick)

It’s small things a first, maybe crowding him against the counter, tipping his head and saying he’s pretty before letting him go

And it’s not even the move that makes pebble upset it’s the fact that is so very clearly worked ivy up beyond belief. Had the poor thing blushing so hard you’d think he was sick and quickly walking out of the room with his shirt pulled down over himself

Ohhh do you think alpha teases pebble about it? Holds it over his head?

Maybe gets pebble pinned against a wall somewhere with his legs wrapped around alphas waist so he has to rely on him for support, just a normal thing they do

Until alphas whispering how pretty ivy is into pebbles neck

shouldve seen him when I almost got a finger in his mouth, practically drooled over it the pathetic thing

And pebbles begging him to shut the fuck up, growling and digging his claws into his back.

wonder if he would’ve let me. Just allow me to fuck his pretty little mouth with my fingers in front of everyone? He seems pretty easy, I’m sure he would’ve loved it

[coquelicoq]

raksura for the ask meme?

YAY

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) moon was designed in a lab to appeal to me personally, so. it's about the trust issues!

scrunkly (my "baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) the sky copper clutch!! traumatized children imprinting on a guy with baby fever is usually what i go to fanfic for so to have it right there in canon? incredible. i love all of frost's little tantrums and idk, just the way that she claims moon as her family in a way that has nothing to do with court politics? she's like, we're your clutch, obviously. and this is our court because it's your court, and all the other jabronis who live here are on thin ice. she's ready to throw down with moon's wife/the government at all hours of the day and she's like six years old. i love that moon has that energy in his life even though he personally is pretty confused and exhausted by it lol.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) it's hard out here for an ember stan because he is in so few scenes relative to the space he occupies in my psyche! i need 5000% more interactions between him and moon. him and stone. him and shade. him and river. him and the teachers. him and the clutches. him and jade and balm and chime. oh my god him and malachite? him and celadon? him and delin??

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) niran. i'm always up for a "longsuffering ship captain resigns himself to another restless night of hearing gigantic shapeshifters with incredible stamina fuck nasty on the roof of his cabin" moment. technically i have never been in that exact situation, but i feel like i can relate.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) river who is CLASSIC poor little meow meow territory like yes his whole personality is being a grade A asshole and sure he tries to kill my blorbo a few times, but once you get to know him he's so sad and pathetic that i'm kind of like okay where can i sign up to defend him from the largely factual aspersions of his dozens of quite frankly justified haters? he'd hate that. the good shit 👌

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) stone. every time he crankily says "why did i ever reproduce" upon finding himself entangled in yet another ridiculous clusterfuck thanks to one of his hundreds of idiot great-great-great-great-great grandchildren, an angel gets its wings. he's depressed and antisocial but he can't totally check out because he has to mediate relationship issues between his dumbass relatives. love that for him.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) malachite but specifically because malachite would not be scared of superhell. she'd skulk around being invisible, maybe fuck some shit up if she felt like it, and leave when she got bored. she probably makes it like. opal night's sister city or something. and nobody in the court is at all phased. yeah that's our reigning queen who recently got back from vacation in superhell. she does that. she says it's relaxing.

[aut1sm-mess]

“The dragon and the carnation”

My very first fanfic that I am not completely ashamed of YAY!

Modern! Au where Heiji and fowler are just gay old men that live together

It has elements of whump, sickness (flu mostly), and self-neglect.

Idk how to put stuff on Ao3 but I will probably put this on Wattpad soon. Word count: 1056

Usually, Heiji Shindo gets up at around 5:30 in the morning; This is because getting up early allows him to get ready for the day before everyone else.

Today, was not one of those days.

In fact, it was one of the rare occasions where Abijah fowler was, awake, almost an hour before Heiji. That was definitely a sign that something was wrong. Around 7:00, Heiji dazedly and shakily walked out of their shared room, his head pounding. “You’re up late~”, said fowler as he watched Heiji pour himself some coffee. Again, an uncommon occurrence for Heiji as he usually made a cup of his favourite genmaicha (a tea made using leaves and puffed rice).

Heiji grumbled after he took a sip. And Abijah took this as a chance to tease him, “oooh, Heiji, yeh don’t look too hot. Heh..”

“Oh, FUCK OFF, FOWLER!” Fowler was stunned at this sudden snap, “TODAY IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOUR….*coughs* BULLSHIT!…. I’m fine….” “Sorry..”, yelling at his husband really worsened Heiji’s already sore throat. And the fact that he overreacted to Abijah’s innocent enough teasing really guilted him.

“Babe,” Abijah took a second to stare Heiji right in the eyes “if you’re not feeling well, you can tell me,” “because by looks of it, you should be in bed”. Heiji felt shame at the thought of seeming weak in front of Fowler. “No, honey, I’m *sniffles* fine,” “you don’t need to worry about me” He smiled weakly to try and make it seem like it’s all good. Abijah wasn’t buying any of that, but sighed as he didn’t have the energy that morning to protest this. And stared out the kitchen window looking at the snowy, icy weather outside and sighed again.

Heiji made his way over to their room and into the walk-in closet to take off his pyjamas and put on his clothes. He took them off and noted how his body was weak. Sore as if he’d done some sort of heavy labour. Every part of his form felt heavy and cold, like lead… After putting on his kimono and pants, he recounted a mental to-do list of things he had to do that day:

- Walk over to whole foods (important, they just got in some artisan cheese and olives that Abijah would beg to have.)

- Place an order for new ceramic tools, clay and 2 new colours of glaze (very important, he recently received an order for an ornate vase that it’s important to get to work on ASAP)

- Clean up his pottery studio

- Put a special hand-built teapot in the kiln for a bisque fire

- And then, finally, rest…

The first thing seemed easy enough; walking 0.8 kilometres to whole foods. He forgot a key element of this walk. It was about -2 degrees Celsius and Heiji, not wanting to make it take longer, purposely didn’t bundle up.

He made his way to the front door and just when he was about to leave, Abijah said, “Heiji, love, it’s freezing out there! You can’t go out in that!” He said this genuine concern for Heiji. “Don’t say I didn’t warn yeh..” Heiji, flustered, walked out and sighed. He instantly felt the million-needle feeling of the icy air outside. His breath hitched, it went shallow because it hurt to breathe deeply, and his face stung. “It’s not a far walk. Don’t be a baby. You’ll be fine, dumbass” Heiji thought, “sick days are for kindergarteners..” With reluctance, he started walking; pretty sure that he looked fine. In reality, he most definitely looked like he’s dying to anyone who saw him.

“Finally, I’m fucking here,” he whispered under his breath. Canvas tote bag in hand, he put on a surgical mask that he had in his pocket. And made his way over to the whole foods olive bar; “Yum!” Heiji thought as he saw the new kind of both manzanilla and Nyon green & black European olives. “I really hope he likes these.~” He packaged them and put them in his tote. And made his way over to the artisan cheese area. While he was there-“COUGH! HACK, COUGH!” His chest felt tight & sore and his abdomen felt stabby. His face turned red as he saw the people around look at him with worry and apprehension and confusion.

Heiji sheepishly smiled and turned away feeling worse than he already had been. Partially because of embarrassment and the fact that he sounded like he hacked out a lung. But also because he was thinking about what Abijah said and how it definitely true. So, he made a logical-seeming plan. He picked up the god-forsaken truffle Brie, paid for his stuff and got the hell out of there. He used his last millimetre of energy to walk back to their manor. It was warm inside the store and he had acclimated to it and thus, felt that familiar million-needle sensation when he walked out.

Whilst walking, he felt like the earth was pulling him down and his walking was laboured. “Ugh, I wish I had the energy to speed walk, then I could get out of this horrible weather,” he said under his breath “almost home, Heiji, almost home…”

Walking up to his house, Heiji felt a ringing in his ears and his steps faltered. His knees buckled, his rolled back and then…. Thud!

Abijah heard the loud noise, walked out the door and his curiosity quickly turned to shock. “Hm…OH!…Heiji no..no!” He quickly scooped him up into his arms “Heiji, you old fool!”

“God, my head is fucking pounding…,” Heiji thought this as he regained consciousness. “Oh..”, he mumbled “I’m really damn stupid”…

Fowler saw that Heiji had woken up and immediately ran up to him and slapped him in the face. “Heiji, you fool!” “I…I was so worried about you and what did you do?! Go outside and pass out!” Heiji was still delirious, so Abijah reprimanding him felt like part of a weird dream, “Abijah….” He said using all his strength “I’m sorry…I..I,” Abijah stopped him. “HUSH!” “Honey, while you disappointed me by your self-neglect, I forgive you. Now let me take care of you *mwah*.”

WOw first fic where I utilised my above-average English language skills. HOPE YOU LIKED IT SLUTS

[mikeyelistsukasa]

Hehehehe

I’m very happy someone i know knows and writes for assassination classroom-

Its like none of my friends know it and its one of my top three animes :/

ANYWAYS

Can I have a poly relationship with Karma and Itona?!?

I love both these boys so much ahhh-

Headcanons please!!

Thank you<33

This is pretty long in my inbox sorry about that but i wrote it now!

Poly!Itona and Karma sharing a Darling headcanons

How in the bloody hell did you end up dating both at the same time???

One is litterly all cold and quiet while the other one is a loud and massive teaser

Well as long as they get along why the hell not?

Watch them fight just to proof who is the strongest in this relationship

*boink on the head <3*

“Stop fighting over nonsense you’re embarrassing me”

“Yes maam”

They will still find a way to fight like some competition on who finished the ramen first

As long as they don’t hurt themselves everything is ok :)

But aside from fighting you all 3 can get along and they don’t really have a huge problem sharing you (okay maybe karma has but just a bit :] )

If Karma has the chance he will tease you both whether it’s something like you guys tripped or an embarrassing secret he found out

You guys would take your revenge by trying to fluster him

It works. Not often. But still works

Also not these guys trying to impress one another on training (if you’re bored you also time to time join 👀)

You guys do have sweet moments though

Like when you go on a date (though even that can turn into a chaos cuz this idiot wants to go into a fancy restaurant and this idiot wants to just go feed ducks outside) and you’re always mixed into this chaos

“S/o so where do you wanna go?” “Yeah feed ducks or go into a restaurant?”

“I- uh….how about a movie night?”

They agreed yay!!!!

“No way action movies are better” “horror movies on dates fit more dumbass”

“SSSSSSS/OOOOOO”

“Oh for god’s sake you must be kidding me -^-“

If they want they will be even able to argue in a tea party

“Black tea with sugar and milk is the best” “ew no way green tea is a lot better”

*Glares at you*

“Don’t.even.dare.to.ask.me”

Man this one feels like it sucks so bad but i pray that i left you satisfied and please come again <3

[inkedmyths]

S2: E6 "No Exit"

Brought to you by I'M SORRY I KEEP FORGETTING TO POST THESE. HERE YOU GO

This episode featuring: Misogynistic tropes, Family Guy, the daddy issues continue, and Robert Smirke's 14 Fears

Silas: YAY

Kayla: hello queers and sam winchester

Compilation of Dean's dumbassery in the beginning, we love to see it

Ominous flickering lights! Great start

EWWWW GOOP

Hell is RIGHT baby bc its probably a demon or something

Oh boy mom and daughter fight

WHDHDHDHDHDHSH

Poor passerby family walking in on that

Yeah and you're young and blonde and therefore likely to get eaten by this thing, which I'm sure is the point

Melon: Oh to be born as a disposable horror movie character

ECTOPLASM

STATEPUFF MARSHMALLOW MAN EHDHDHD

WHSHSGSGSGS JUST WALKS UP TO HIM LIKE HI THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND AND DEAN'S LIKE uhhhhhhhhhhh ookay

Whshsgs yeah her moms not an idiot

Shes thinking abt stabbing u with it Dean

LOOK I GET THERE'S LIKE AN ISSUE WITH SEXISM BUT SHES SO STUPID

HAND

Anyways as I was saying its like "definitely a sexist character archetype" but also she really is stupid

Dean gonna get his hand bit or somethin just putting it in a vent w/a spirit

EWWW SCALP

Oh look another random blonde girl

Did they not check to see if there were any other blonde chicks in the building when investigating

DEAN WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING LIKE THAT??

He was fucking sleeping like that

Ah yes the tragic backstory bc of her dad dying

Ofc

Dude honey he has daddy issues out the wazoo this isn't something you want to be asking probably

Melon: Wait is she asking Dean for parent advice

Me: Asking what yhe first thing he thought of when he remembered his dad

Melon: MAAM

Me: Dean saying it was shooting bottles on a fence I Feel Like Thats A Lie

Melon: Ma’am this man exudes daddy issues in a 6 km radius at all times you really shouldn’t ask him anything about his dad

Melon: Does this look like the face of someone who was hugged as a child? No? Cause he wasn’t

Melon: Pretty sure any answer he gives could be a lie cause like I’m pretty sure the entirety of everything he’s ever done with his dad flashes simultaneously every time he remembers him.

Ohhhh so hanging people jn the field nextdoor ok that tracks

H. H. HOLMES? AMERICAS FIRST SERIAL KILLER

CLOROFORM

THE MURDER CASTLE I KNOW THIS FUCKIN GUY

Crazyyyyy

SHRIEKS THEY'RE JUST BASHING IN WALLS NOW?

LMAO DEAN

Girl u have no sense of self preservation

ALSO TIE YOUR HAIR BACK WHY ARE YOU WALKING IN SOME DINGEY ASS WALLS W/IT DOWN

HHHolmes blond girl. Joanna Beth? Isk.

ECTOPLASM

SCREAM

Time to start breaking walls

[ Crepe says to drink the ectoplasm like a milkshake. Do not do this. ]

Scratch marks..... where others have tried to get out

Oh I am not looking at the screwn while shes looking out of it bc creepy fuckers eye is gonna show up I just know it

OH THERES MULTIPLE GIRLS IN HERE

Theresa...

Rip in pieces

[ Melon appreciates the humor of using an acronym and then adding the rest of the statement. ]

Sam and Dean looking like dumbasses with their fuckin. Metal detector?

Into the sewers without delay we can't go wrong we know the waaaay

That ladder is pretty sketchy

What a creep

Ok scared him off for a sec

Dean army man crawling in a stupid little sewer

[ Melon notes that he's always felt showing someone crawling through a dark tunnel on their stomach is, in his opinion, one of the scariest things to be utilized in horror. I think there's a lot of merit in this; you can't go very fast, and you can't turn around, so if something else is in there with you... It occurs to me, that while we've warned away Melon from TMA for Prentiss reasons, I should show them MAG15. ]

WOO SPIRIT SHOOTIN

Eugg... bones...... the corpse of one of the victims

Well thats creepy as shit

Salt circled him

[ Crepe makes a reference to a Tumblr post about salt in hoola-hoops, instead of salt circles. I'm sure one of you guys could dig it up. ]

CONCRETE TRUCK LMAOOO DEAN WHERED YOU GET THAT

WHSHSHS THE AWKWARD SILENCDean stfu

LMAO

Well thats rough

[ More discussion comtinues on useful and hilarious solutions to demons and ghosts, such as holy water squirt gun, holy water humidifier, and salt infused hairspray flamethrower. ]

Like father like sons oh ma'am

Oh boy

AHAHA.

I mean I get being upset but also its stupid as hell

You can't blame someone for what their parent did thats fucking stupid

I mean I get being concerned that some traits carry over but this soecific behavior is stupid!

[ At some point around here, the episode ended. I, however, was hung up and DEEPLY offended by Jo's behavior at the very end. ]

Me: THE SINS OF THE FATHER ARE NOT THE SINS OF THE SON. BANGS HAND ON DOOR. DO YOU HEAR ME.

Melon: *cough* unfortunately pretty sure john could find a way to pass on his sins or smthn. Dudes done some weird shit

[ I rant about it a bit more. I'm so deeply, deeply offended. Then, a pivot into discussion about the monster of this ep. ]

Me: Anyways absolutely wild that the monster this ep was an irl serial killer

Me: Same energy as Robert Smirke being in the Magnus Archives

Kayla: ROBERT SMIRKE WAS REAL?

[ Needless to say, the conversation was immediately sidetracked. ]

Crepe: What did he do

Melon:

Kayla: BUILT STUFF AND ITS EVIL???

Me: WELL NOT IN REAL LIFE

Kayla: WHAT

Kayla: IS THAT A US GOV BUILDING

Kayla: HE DID BUILD REAL EVIL INK YOU LIAR

Kayla: THATS THE HIGHEST EVIL???

Me: Ok I can't argue with that actually

[ There's some more prattling about this, but I'll mainly leave you with this last thing. ]

Kayla: the us govt isnt its own fear?

Me: No that would be giving it too much credit

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Well, needless to say, I can't say I'm a fan of Jo at this point. It's a bit frustrating, because it's very clear (to me anyways) that her characterization is the result of some annoying tropes. I can get behind the idea of her wanting to be like her father, and maybe being a bit reckless, but the treatment of her is just... idk. Really frustrating.

I probably would have been a lot more sympathetic if it weren't for that weird turn around at the end. I understand Helen seeing John in the brothers and having issues with that, but Jo? After surviving all that with them? I can understand feeling conflicted, but the way it was presented... hrgh. Irritating all around.

At least this episode had concrete truck. Keeping in theme with the TMA references, Adelard Deckard would be proud.

[bonesandthebees]

Random Glass reactions pt 2

I can’t believe wilbur started having an oil metaphor right after the new fnaf game came out. it’s all coming together /j

(Sam cut himself off when his eyes landed on the Pythia. He pressed his lips into a thin line, before looking back at Tommy. “Well, Techno said you were going to stop by. He didn’t say anything about the Pythia.”)

Do you have something to say Sam?? 🤨🤨

I think I know exactly why Tommy got the vine tattoo but i’m getting very tired and less articulate. It’s kinda late as i’m writing this and I spent the entire morning and afternoon at the beach, and then the evening roller skating. (I was able to practice a couple tricks on skates though! Even though I failed limbo on like round three, and now my hips are probably bruised from falling a few times)

I love how you write sam sm

Tbh and Wilbur

Wilbur (Bee’s version) is one of my favorite wilburs

And sandduo

Have I ever mentioned how much I love sandduo

I loooove sandduo like lovelove love sandduo

Yeah i think i’m getting more tired lmao

(He understood. He wasn’t one of them.)

Oh Wilbur :(

(before he slumped back against the base of Kristin’s statue and let out a deep sigh.)

Do I dare hope for chrysanthemum duo

(He jumped, having forgotten that Techno didn’t go with Phil and Tommy.)

I DID TOO 😭😭

(Techno chuckled. “Mugshots. Nice.”)

HELPSHSHS i love how you write twinsduo, they’re so silly,, funny uncle/older brother with his life together and his cringefail loser dumbass wet cat of a younger brother/nephew

(“That government never did anything to help me,” Wilbur said, his chest heating up as anger warmed his veins. “There was never enough food—not in the group home or on the street. No one ever gave a single shit about me until suddenly everyone gave a shit about me, and then I was dragged to the palace and made into a pretty decoration. A caged pet to show off, but never to listen to.” Bitter laughter bubbled up out of his throat. “So take a wild fucking guess how I feel about the government, Techno.”)

YEAHHHHHHHHH GO OFFFFF YOU DESERVE THAT RANT

(The government and the institution of Clara that was tied to it had hurt him. It wasn’t a question.)

/oh my god/,,,, we are so far into healing, i’m so proud of him, this and that rant is such a huge step forward in terms of progress

Yay he’s wilb no pythia rn :)))

I keep accidentally misspelling words because my brain’s getting more sluggish, and then it takes me like three different tries to get them right 😭

(How useless She had been in preventing any of this from happening.)

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

SHDHSJDJSJHXJS

(Maybe it was his fault, but he fucking tried. It didn’t mean anything in the end though. It should’ve meant something, but it didn’t.

“This isn’t fucking fair,” Wilbur muttered, digging his nails into his palm. - “I think-” His voice broke, and he winced. “I’m angry with Her.”)

Screaming crying fainting dying he’s so

(2/2)

- 🪐

i know nothing about the new fnaf game is stopped keeping up with it ages ago but I had a lot of fun with the oil metaphor lol

sam being so subtly passive aggressive like bro chill out

bruised hips ouch :( sounds like a fun day though!!

ty!! i love writing sam tbh I don't write him a ton but he's got such a fun character voice to play with

uncle with his life together and his cringefail nephew god that's so true

ngl I didn't even think about writing that rant I just went into a bit of a haze and typed it out and then I stared at it like "do I want him to say all that" and then I was like "yeah I do he's ready for it" anyway I think glass!wil possessed me for a bit when I was writing that bit

this chapter had so much progress towards the end he's truly gotten so far from where he used to be

[goblinbugthing]

ok so there’s stuff in my brain again. thoughts

basically i have this group of 7 ocs that i originally made during my dra phase and haven’t touched in years, but ive been thinking about them a lot recently and ive started to feel like revamping their characters, giving them a good old redesign, and rewriting them and their story.

ofc im gonna remake them so they’re less. yknow, really terribly written. but when i say i wanna rewrite their story i mean i wanna turn it into a fic, instead of just remaking them and leaving them alone and rotting again.

im gonna ramble more under the cut, but that’s the basics of what’s happening in my brain rn

(cw for mentions of cults, human experimentation, death/murder, and implied abuse)

anyway, these guys are pretty old characters — i made the first two of them when i was like 11 — and so of course, they are. Not Good. and its gonna take a solid amount of work to actually fix them up and make them decent. but i really want to.

lemme introduce their dumbasses real quick:

first of all, we’ve got jay! real creative name, i know (/sarcasm). they’re 16, agender, intersex, and bisexual, using they/them pronouns, and they’re a human experiment. they were abandoned when they were 6 by their (super religious) parents who thought they were a fucking demon, and they got picked up by some cultists that claimed to work for an orphanage. spoiler alert, they did not work for an orphanage, and those fuckers grabbed jay, dragged them to a facility, and experimented on them for the next 10 years. those experiments turned them into a shapeshifter. dont ask me how because i dont know. they’ve also got several very badly written mental illnesses, as is the usual with creepypasta ocs. oh yeah they were a creepypasta oc btw

then there’s jay’s gf, willow. she’s 17, cis, pan, and ace, using she/her pronouns, and she’s just a normal human girl with no special abilities. but she does have a shitty dad and a dead mother. she and jay kill her dad after a bunch of Wild Shit. violent revenge, yay!

aaand cora. she’s 17, cis, bisexual (i think, i cant find her info anywhere), and uses she/her. she’s jay’s identical twin, and also a normal human, but she has psychokinesis. like she can move stuff with her brain. cool

next on the list is sigasi. she’s 21, cis, and aroace, using she/her pronouns, and she’s also a human experiment. jay sees her as an older sister, but they’re not actually related. she’s not a shapeshifter like them, but she’s got weird void claw hands and some fucked up wings that don’t work.

and then oh dear god, delta sun. he’s 26 (i think), cis, neptunic, demiromantic, and asexual, using he/him pronouns, and he’s in the same boat as jay and sigasi. instead of being kidnapped, though, he was given to the cultists by his mother (who thought he was a demon) and was raised in the experimentation facility. also, he’s half angel. his dad is an angel while his mom is a (super religious) human.

and SPEAKING of delta’s mom, it’s hope! she’s technically in her 50s but she died at 27, cishet and uses she/her pronouns. she’s essentially just hara before hara, but she is SO MUCH MORE INSANE. LITERALLY. she’s super religious and superstitious, she’s scared of everything, she’s been gaslit and indoctrinated into the same cult that the human experimenting fuckwads are in, she’s dead, she’s fucking crazy, she’s so badly written. i love her.

and as for delta’s dad, that would be ea. he’s 427, completely genderless, and doesn’t label his sexuality. uses all pronouns because fuck it, and they’re a somewhat biblically accurate angel. i dont have much info on him unfortunately, and what i do have written down is unimportant.

as you can see, three of them are human experiments. this is because i had a phase where i was obsessed with human experimentation. i thought it was so fucking cool.

anyway! the lore behind these bastards is super complex and ive been hyperfixating on that for a few days. i dragged some old shit out of the abyss to actually remember stuff about them, and uh. god theyre so badly written it hurts me.

fuck it im making a lore doc

[beevean]

(Feel free to ignore this if you don't want to talk about IDW Sonic! /gen) I don't know if you've seen the solicits for issues 63 and 64 yet, but... yikes. I'm happy Silver is getting more focus, but it honestly feels as if they're just going the Archie Sonic route with him being kind of a literal dumbass jumping to conclusions left and right? In itself I don't mind that, I think it does suit Silver to immediately undertake action without thinking things fully through, but it's how the other characters (are going to) react to it. The fact that the solicit for issue 64 already says "Awkwardness ensures." is promptly giving me second-hand embarrassment, and it hasn't even come out yet! I really don't want another situation wherein everyone is going to jump down Silver's throat (*flashing back to Sonic dragging him by his quills through the town towards Antione in the hospital*) because of the narrative presenting him as an idiot who accuses others without proof and like a dumbass (even if Silver is right; I'm pretty sure it's already confirmed the blue cat dude is Mimic in disguise. I'm not sure if IDW Sonic the comic can be trusted for the others to put a genuine apology towards Silver when this comes to light.). It honestly makes me kind of sad that Silver might get reduced to just being The Dumb Overeager Guy Being Rude To Others And Who Everyone Thinks Is Stupid in this way, not to mention all the weirdness of him getting in the way of the Diamond Cutters and being an overeager fanboy despite having been perfectly able to work together with Whisper at the end of the Metal Virus arc (and, you know, being an immensely powerful psychic and stuff). The comic already went this route in issue 8, why are they dragging it up again despite having shown things that can definitely be interpreted as the contrary in issues 26 and 28?

Just something that has been on my mind ever since I read those solicits, and wanted to get off my chest😅

Stuck in the past with no clear directive, Silver decides to spend some time with the Diamond Cutters and their new member. But he’s too busy being star-struck over Whisper to notice that he’s interrupting their training! Elsewhere, Sonic takes Blaze sightseeing so she can enjoy her vacation.

This issue is all about Silver the Hedgehog! First, he's incredibly suspicious of the Diamond Cutters' new member and he jumps to a conclusion that leads him to some hasty accusations. Awkwardness ensues. Then, Blaze comforts Silver as they bond over being away from home and in Sonic's world.

I'm honestly surprised that they even remembered that Silver is a Whisper fanboy. Remember when people shipped Silvisper and Blazangle, before Whispangle fused together? Good times lol

Yeah, this plot is going to be cringe in the real sense of the word. I hate when the story is about characters making fool of themselves, and Silver is about to be a uwu cute but annoying idiot in #63, and a Mr. Conspiracy Theory (who was actually right all along) in #64? Miss me with that.

Remember when Silver kicked the entirety of Sonic's ass and came close to murder him in cold blood? I do. Silver is not an edgy murder machine and sure I can believe he's happier now, but come on, do something more with him than turn him into the cute child of the group!

Also didn't Silver already have a conversation about being stuck in the past in the 2022 annual, with Espio? A much more interesting interaction since the two have only been paired together in Rivals 2 of all things? Ah, but then again, if they're rehashing Archie, sure why not :V yay can't wait to see Sonic being an utter jerkass to Silver <3

And why oh why did you have to remind me of how awful Tangle's apology to Whisper was 😭 I hate that scene so much

... I hope they'll show Sonic and Blaze having fun on Frog Forest. I love Frog Forest 🥺 please just have two characters having fun on their own

[lutawolf]

Big Dragon Episode 3 Review and Commentary

Don't go looking for episodes 1 and 2 review because there isn't one. I watched them but I'm late to the party. So, I'm starting here.

The song "I work out" just came to my head while we watch the swim model play with his hair. OMG the secondhand embarrassment is gonna kill me. Okay, I really can't with this dumbass hiding behind a chair. Sweet baby jezebel. Okay but we have the bag with the phone. Of course, it's password protected you dip shit. Just stomp that thing or take out sims card. There, wait. Running it under water? I just. 🤦‍♀️

What, now ya gonna steal. What the fuck are you doing. These dumbasses better start to have growth. Oh, you are taking the undie. That's actually pretty funny. Iffffff you hadn't got caught. At this point I think you should be writing a book on how to be a dumb ass villain. I think you need to just give up the life of crime. Sub baby is so subby. Look at him just standing there. Like he puts up no fight when being searched.

Oh, now we push. You are feeling all kinds of tough, dumbass. You never thought he would back that shit up. Oh damn, he said sorry. These two shitheads are made for each other realy. This is what nonconsenting looks like. When Yai drugged Mangkorn and now this shit that Mangkorn is pulling. We don't know if Yai is consenting because he wants to or because he is afraid of the videos being leaked.

Now here is the thing, this is art. None of us are saying this is okay. We know that these two ass hats are problematic. When you say that marginalized media can't be problematic art, then you are participating in the oppression. Forcing queer media to not be problematic art is saying, we don't have the right to occupy the same space as straight/white media.

Back to the show. This is what a forced D/s element looks like. Mangkorn got a roleplay kink, mkay. Oph, straight to the punishment. No talking until told to. For sure forced consent. More commands. And if we didn't know for sure, we now know he sucked it before. He's got a gage reflux.

Okay, so he was teasing him. Then he tells him to wait and Yai does. So subby. These rich bitches probably own walking shorts. Lawd. Okay so, we at a park, at night. This is how horror movies start. Douche canoe, he might have teased you, but you drugged him. You guys are almost even. Friendship. He wants friendship until the internship is over. The nagging back and forth. He doesn't know how to make friends, that doesn't ring true.

Now we are starting to see them. The real them. Getting a little cuteness. Aww, he got him a shirt... I think that is a shirt. Looks more like a sweater vest. Still, it's the thought that counts. Buddy boy he has seen it all already. Hahaha.. Wait, should I be concerned that dipshit and I think alike. Oh it is a shirt! Is that a tiger necklace? Aww, he brought him to his favorite spot.

Look at that slight smile on Yai's face when Mankorn brings up being friends again. Caught you staring moment. Cute. Ohhhh, he is serving him food. Interesting. He tells Yai to try it and Yai immediately does. Ohh, the gay couple is sooo cute. Okay, my opinion of you is going up Yai. Oh, we are bringing up the law and gay marriage topic. I like it.

Look at him breaking out the "food taste better shared." Okay this is cute. Back and forth about the food. Your ass still hurts? Wth. That's a power dick there. Oh, we are giving the, I wanna kiss you look. Saved by the tummy rumble. Oh, are you about to serve him again? Even with it being an inconvience due to the rain. Interesting. Look at that smile. Oh you finally gonna let people know you alive.

Looke at him checking on him. Then offering to walk him to his room. Ohhhh yeah, someone is coming in Dom. Aww, look at him apologizing for the phone and telling him he will buy another. I'm starting to like these two.

Yes, Yes, they are still problematic characters, fully aware but problematic characters are fun in fiction. Real life? No way. Who would be okay with any of the bl fictional characters? I mean really, Sean and Black have anger management problems. SCOY is about a stalker and stalky who fall in love. As much as I love Pai, in real life we'd beg Sky to call the cops. Let's not even talk about the Kinnporsche couples. Are we not allowed to live vicariously through art anymore?

Yai is being super cute. I'm liking it. I'm seeing a redemption arc here. Oh, look Mankorn being. Home dude is hooked. You like that old fashioned, shut up. Oh yeah, he's caught feelings. A Dominatrix! Mad respect but those wrist cuffs. Those boots though! I want! She is spitting the good advice too. She's a soft Dom for a Dominatrix. Oh, look she did a check in to make sure that their break apart won't spiral him.

What are these two cornballs doing. These fucking coconuts. I ain't afraid of no ghosts. The coconuts are though. Did he call by phone. Damn it's bad with the coconut can get a jab in. Aww, they have a couple's phone! Subby sub is grumpy now. Oh No! Couple's cases! They are rocking that RM and Jin colors. Look at you, dumbass. You hung up on your boyfriend's call.

So that's all folks. Hope you enjoyed. 💜💜💜 This review is dedicated to @victooooorious, @bengiyo, and @pharawee

[myarlert]

Okey, tinder escapade story time!

So, first off, my bio says “vertically challenged” because I am very short and so this one guy I matched with DM’d me and said “as a 6’3 individual I can help put some inches in you” and when I tell you that I screamed—

Anyways, he was chill after that and we talked for a few days before I had him over. First thing he says to me when he gets to my house is, “Jesus, you’re tiny.” We went to my room obviously and we talked for a little bit before things started to heat up.

Now, I’ve only kissed like 5 people (1 girl and 4 boys) prior to him and he was the only one who could actually fucking kiss. Like, it actually felt nice to kiss him which was a first for me. And he clearly had a decent amount of experience which also was a first because I’d only ever been with two guys before and I took their virginities 🤭

Anywhooooo, I’m like mentally freaking out because finally I don’t have to take charge, which I don’t usually mind but it’s nice to switch things up, y’know? After we’ve been making out for a bit, he puts his hand around my throat right under my jaw, tilts my head back and spits. in. my. mouth. Which totally caught me off guard especially because when we were discussing boundaries I said no spit (because basically any bodily fluid except tears, blood, and cum gross me the fuck out) but I mean I get it, it was the heat of the moment and shit so I wasn’t that upset and just swallowed quickly so I wouldn’t gag but ummm yeah. Then we just got right into it, no foreplay or anything, and I was surprisingly wet enough so that wasn’t a problem like usual but oh my god when he slid in… 😵‍💫

I’ve heard people say that sometimes dirty talk will come off cheesy and not hot like the person intends but thankfully that was not the fucking case. Dude, he was saying shit to me that sounded like it was straight outta a smut fic (and it gave me so many ideas for stuff to write so yay). Some of my faves that he said were: “I didn’t ask if it was too much, you’re gonna take it like a good girl,” while he was pushing my head into my pillow so hard I could barely breathe, “You like it when I use you like a toy, huh? You like being my little fuck-toy?” And he was so rough that he actually left a bruise right above my hip bone from gripping so hard which I always thought was just an exaggeration in smut but NOPE.

Then later when we were just cuddling he goes, “How the fuck can someone so small have such a big ass?”

And yeah that’s pretty much it! We fucked like two more times that night and my dumbass forgot to pee so I ended up getting a UTI but I’m fine now and he was just over two nights ago and he left bruises on my ass from spanking me so hard and it hurts to sit in some ways but it was sooooo worth it.

OH ?? OH???!!!! how does it feel TO LIVE MY DREAM !!!! hehe how are his hands 🤭 — but honestly, kinda giving me soft brown hair, golden retriever vibes 🧍🏻‍♀️ AM I WRONG OR AM I RIGHT JANDJFJKSS GET THATT DDIIICCCKKKK BABY JUST BE SAFE!!

[lordhelpme0-0]

Love Headcanons of Queen Mother Ỷ Lan:

You won over this charismatic mom friend! Congrats! She will be the most sane one of all the four, lol!

Before confession/ the love drama of 80% of the route

Y Lan (cause I’m not doing accent..it’s too much!!!) was surprised she fell in love with Comte temporary resident. You.

Despite the path both of you went through, she was always drawn by you

Despite its a woman, she don’t judge

It’s not like she never seen gay low key couple in the royal court during her time

Yea, there is always some kind of new gay scandel or lesbi scandel in the court

Oh yeah, nicknames..YAY!!

Her nicknames will be pretty sweet and tooth rotting unless it’s seductive and alluring when calling you that by the ear

Like sweet: Cưng [dear..this is giving me flashbacks lol], Cục Vàng [piece of gold, it means your important], and Tình yêu [Love], Seductive: Mèo Còn [kitty], Em yêu [my love/ my darling], and Công chưa [princess]

All in all, she accepts it with a smile and love

DAMMIT IT! THIS SOUNDS LIKE LAN XICHEN!!

After starting to date

Romantic. It’s completely romantic.

Expect dates in the kitchen, park, shops, and lake

She will be respectful of your boundary

Definitely is a huge PDA fan but will be careful not to cross boundary

Since she a demi, she can bite lol

Expect sewn dresses and robes to have a matching couple vibe

You guys will be the most sweetest and lovey dovey couple that it’s disgusting and sick

Literally, theo has to do the mocking gag at the huge *dog food being served to him

*Btw, dog food means that a couple who is really lovey dovey is throwing it at the singles that it makes them feel agitated and mad cause they single

She will be a lot more lenient on you, meaning you mostly get away

If you ever have fears or feeling down, she will always make sure your happy again

Also, you get to spend time with the Asian unicorn

You two are definitely a item that is glowing with love and adoration, people are closing the blinds

She will make poetry for you, and will have some flowers be gifted

Expect lots of gifts too

Not Comte gift but more like what you like or will most likely need

Smegsie time~!/NSFW!!!

Gentle? What’s that????

Expect lots of overstimulation

She will bite everywhere

Basically a complete sadist in bed

She a switch but leans more on Dom

Ropes are a must, lots of ropes

She might even tease you over to the point of begging

As for vanilla, she softer on you

Will whisper sweet nothings

Tends to your needs like a pro

Expect lots of kisses no matter if you like it rough or soft

Now if she is the bottom for some sexy time, expect her to be very sexual bottom

She will edge you on, and be seductive

I mean..how you think she got a bloody king in bed????

She will body worship you most definitely

Expect bits around the breast, collar, leg thighs, and ankle

For aftercare, she very gentle

Expect baths, candles, and even snacks

She will massage and make you comfortable while peppering kisses

You be both sharing a bath while tending to each other

Tagging: @a-chaotic-dumbass @pieground @sange-de-romane @evil-quartett @spoopy-fish-writes @vio-simps-for-purple-characters

[millimononym]

The Attackers

here are Venus and Brambles, the attackers of my OC team! (i don’t have a name for the team yet. names are hard). Also if you remember the first oc post and remember the guys name and are wondering, yes, everyone in the team is named and has their looks based off plants. this drawing kinda looks weird cuz i drew the heads first like a dumbass

ANYWAY OC BACKSTORY/PERSONALITY TIME

so Venus is like...one of the only decent people in the entire team(don’t get used to it). She’s very energetic,bubbly and sweet. She also eats a lot. She grew up as the oldest sister in a poor household with a single mom and multiple siblings. As she’s an adult now(early 20′s) the responsibility of caring for her siblings falls on her as her mom is in the hospital. She uses the money she earns as a footballer to pay for her mom’s hospital bills and care for her siblings. She’s incredibly stressed (as you can see from her antennae,they droop when someone is feeling negative emotions) but tries to seem happy in front of everyone because she believes showing negative emotions will rub off on people and she doesn’t want that. She puts other people’s needs before her own because she likes seeing people happy. She doesn’t like conflict but CAN and WILL beat someone (cough cough BRAMBLES cough) up if they’re hurting kids. Dated Brambles at one point...i don’t know how that happened but i’m glad that’s over with

Brambles. This motherfucker. Actual alien equivalent of Ricegum. Going from talking about Venus to talking abt him is giving me whiplash. Absolute ASSHOLE. 0 redeeming qualities. anyway i should probably talk abt him now. He’s the brother of the teams’ backup player and Sugarcane’s cousin. He’s the oldest out of 4 siblings and is an absolutely horrible brother if you were wondering. Grew up in a rich household and is a spoiled brat. No wonder his father left (oh yeah btw his dad left lol). Regularly makes fun of the backup player(his youngest brother, who is SIXTEEN BY THE WAY) for having mental problems and attachment issues (HMMM I WONDER WHAT COULD’VE CAUSED THOSE. probably not LIVING IN A LOVELESS HOUSEHOLD WITH AN ASSWIPE OF A BROTHER). He’s even worse later but i’m not gonna spoil it. How did he manage to date someone as sweet as Venus. I have no clue. I don’t wanna talk about him anymore, his personality is draining to the brain. If he was a real person i’d spit on him

[[EDIT/UPDATE 19.8.2022: ok so i’m not really good at making my stories(i mostly make characters and specific scenes) but Brambles was a pretty barebones guy, even for me. Wasn’t much to him besides being his brothers abuser and being a disappointment to his family. So i wanted to flesh out his character a little more i guess (that’s a lie it came to me completely randomly while listening to music lol.(the music was Splitter Girl by weevildoing and Kareshi No Jude by syudou if u were wondering)).

This might change but as of now some things are added: Brambles was a child who took his familys’ neglect as any rational child would: By developing extremely violent tendencies to harm himself, and every other creature unlucky enough to be near him! ...yay. Frequent victims include animals(who he definitely murdered, by the way) and his youngest brother(hope i introduce him soon so i can stop calling him just that cuz its weird). His other 2 siblings were too slippery for it i guess. Plus theres 2 of them so thats twice as many hands to throw at his face, which they did. TIMEJUMP TO THE PRESENT, i actually have a reason for Brambles and Venus breaking up besides him being an asshole: Cheating. Motherfucker cheated on her with a defender in the team(who i ALSO havent introduced HNNNGHHH) and also cheated on him with Venus because NEITHER OF THEM actually KNEW about the other dating their boyfriend, so technically they were both cheated on. It didnt go to well for our boy here,as you can imagine. Probably gonna need to add some scars to his design now lol(maybe the back? cuz im lazy and dont wanna change anything). So yea those are the changes for now byee]]

WELL OKAY that’s them alright. As one last thing u may have noticed: you can see in the picture that they’re wearing matching collars. That’s actually part of the teams uniform (which i forgot to include in Sugarcane’s reference pic like a dumbass). Each position has a different color and the attackers one is red! A shame Venus has to share the position with Brambles but what can you do.

[sanzulicious]

•Warnings•

This story contains

Smut,angst,comfort,cursing

This is chapter 2

“Woo!! i better i see some hotties tonight.” Erika yelled as she parks the car.

“Looks like we’re here… yay”.. you say with a worried face.

“And i better see some hotties to especially a bald man with money.” Kai said.

“Whats up with you and these balds men kai?” erika asked.

“Bitch them bald men have spoiled daughters and they got money i dont mind being a stepdad purr.” Kai says with a wink.

“Haha shit well looks like ill try to find one to for myself because a job that pays 10 dollars aint gonna cut it i need a sugardaddy.” Erika says.

As yall walked out of the car and headed for entrance of the club a security asked for I.D yall pulled out you’re I.D’s and showed it to the security. But these security didnt look like regular ones they wore suits that look expensive as if they worked for a mafia boss.

“Wow those men look expensive” you say to erika and kai.

“Girl i know thats why i said i need a sugardaddy” erika said.

“Damn this place looks hella nice” kai said.

“By the way you look hot y/n” erika said with a wink.

You blushed at her comment. “Thanks erika but you look way hotter than me.”

“Girl we’re both hot, hey tonight we are gonna have fun okay let all the things you worry about go for a bit tonight we are gonna turn up” erika says.

“*sigh* you’re right lets have fun tonight but im not drinking alot since you know someone has to drive back.” You say.

“Sure of course” erika smiles.

“WILL YOU BITCHES HURRY im trying to get a drink and find a fucking table” kai says.

“Calm down damn it im coming” erika says.

As you three went to sit at a table you looked around the place you thought to yourself how awsome the place looked with the floor like glass and bright neon lights and people dancing their ass off.

“ ill get us some drinks what do you guys want” kai asks.

“Ill have a cosmopolitan” erika says.

“Umm ill have a margarita” you say.

“And ill have a whisky sourr” kai says walking off singing.

You chuckle.

“Hey erika im going to run to the bathroom real quick” you say to erika.

“Oh okay ill wait here i dont want anyone taking the table” she says.

“Okay” you say walking off.

As you walked off finding the bathroom you saw a hallway you went through the hallway to find it. you were complaining about how this place is complicated to find the bathroom when suddenly you didnt see someone coming your way. *bam*you fell down, you bumped into a man with a pink mullet and two scars on both sides of his mouth with pretty blue eyes. He looked at you annoyed.

“Watch it asshole you knocked me down ever heard of excuse me” you say to the pinkette.

“You were the one in lala land maybe YOU should watch were you walk forgot to wear you’re glasses or some” he said back.

Asshole. You think to your self. “I dont wear glasses and even if i did you should always say excuse me who raised you? An animal?” You say with an angry look.

He glared down at you thinking how can easily kill you for talking like that. But he took a good look at you and your figure he thought to himself you were a sexy thing.

He gave you a smirk and said. “Well arent you fiesty one you should watch that attitude darling, nasty attitudes dont sit right with a pretty girl like you.”

“what do you expect me to do when some dumbass knocks me on the floor huh?” You say with a mean glare.

He chuckled.

“Well then my apologies doll” he says giving you a hand to help you up from the floor.

“Thanks and dont call me doll” you say.

“Well what should i call you then?” He said.

“Nice try im not telling you my name now if you’d excuse me i need to piss my friends are waiting for me” you say.

“The bathroom isint through here doll your going the wrong way” he said smirking.

“Shit Oh well were is it then?” You ask.

“Mmm i’d tell you, but you were rude so i guess not” he said cooeing.

You were starting to get even more irritated. “Look i just need to take a piss the least you can do is show me were it is since you knocked me down with your no manners ass” you say.

“I didnt knock you down YOU got in my way doll should of watched were you were going .” He said with narrowed eyes and a smirk.

The smirk pissed you off even more you had enough of his sarcasm. “YOU KNOW WHAT SCREW YOU I DONT NEED YOUR DAMN HELP I CAN FIND IT MYSELF GET OUT OF MY WAY.” You say pushing him out of the way.

“Oi wait wait im sorry alright ill show you were it is damn i was joking your so fiesty cant take a damn joke.” He said trying to stop you.

“I SAID MOVE i dont need your damn help your stupid sarcasm and smirks piss me off and i bet it does to other people you interact with” you said.

“What can i say i like the look of peoples faces when i piss them off haha” he said laughing.

“Yeah i bet you do” you roll your eyes.

“Look im sorry alright ill show you the way to the pissy potty, but let me buy you a drink its my way of saying sorry for knocking you down doll” he said.

“I already have a drink waiting for me thanks” you say.

“Well let me buy you another one” he says.

“I said no and i came with my friends i cant just ditch them for you”. You say looking up at him.

“Well take me to them ill tell em youll be with me” he said.

“Just take me to the bathroom” you said.

“Alright”

He showed you the way to the bathroom as you were finished you saw he was still there waiting for you.

“Why are you still here i already told you im not interested in you buying me a drink i came to have fun with my friends” you said crossing your arms.

“Why not whats the reason am i that terrible” he said.

“Yes you are, you cant take no for answer can you?” You said.

“Alright but at least tell me your name?” He said hovering over you.

*sigh* “im y/n whats yours?”

“Mm not telling you hehe” he said smirking.

You look at him with you eyebrow farrowed.

“Your look cute when your mad, im haruchiyo sanzu”he said.

“Well sanzu dont call me cute and thanks for showing me the way to the bathroom but i really have to get back to my friends”

“Your welcome cutie”

“I SAID STOP UGHH your so annoying do you do this to every girl you meet ?” You said.

He didnt answer he just kept looking at you. The truth is he never really found a girl he’s truly interested in he would only sleep with them and forget about them the next day. But you made something click inside him and he found you interesting he liked you stubbornness.

“What are you not gonna talk anymore?” You said.

“Mm sorry just admiring your pretty face” *wink*

You starting blushing at his comment you quickly shook your head. “I have to go sanzu my friends are gonna start worrying about me” you said.

“Mm alright then doll ill see you around or maybe later” he said walking away.

Later? You heard him say when you were about to ask him about it he disappeared from your view.

“Uhh okay that was weird *sigh*

You went back to kai and erika at the table waiting for you.

“Hey guys sorry i took long couldnt find the bathroom this place is pretty big” you said.

“Girl we were starting to worry we thought you got drugged and kidnapped or some shit” erika said.

“Oh my god like in those movies, uhh imagine it was me and hot mafia boss trys to kidnap me i would totally let myself you bitches better not try to find me” kai said.

“That would be scary tho wouldnt it kai? Them pointing a gun to your head and you wont know if youll die or not” you said.

“Hes trying to be laura from 365 days head ass” erika says laughing.

“Bitch i’d do anything to be in her place, besides i mean i know its scary but like they wont hurt you if they are obsessed with you thats why they kidnap you to make you theirs, i would act refusing just so his sexy ass can pin me to the wall and say. (are you lost babygorl) well acutally (baby boy)” kai says.

“Shit i want a man like massimos fine ass i have a thing for italian men alright” erika says.

“You guys are crazy” you said laughing.

You were gonna tell them about sanzu but maybe you will tell them another day about it rightnow you were with them having fun.

“Omg bitch this is my jam lets dance you guys” kai said.

“Come on y/n i wanna see those hips sway girl” erika says.

“Uhh fine” you said.

[End of chapter]

Sorry I changed the font didnt really like the other one but i hope you liked this chapter.

Thank you for reading ;)