#saturn anon

[fallenclan]

Everyone evil boop Ravenstar >:3

(Also can I be 🪐/Saturn anon if that isn't taken-?)

get his ass

[bonesandthebees]

Currently reading through mangoball for the first time ever, this feels like one of those things that would’ve been part of the “bible” of dsmptwt back in the day /hj

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saturn you have no idea

when mangoball first started posting it only took a day for all of dsmptwt and dsmpblr to become obsessed with it. I remember seeing the first screenshots from it on the bus riding back home from a college class and within hours it was all over my dash. it was all any of us were posting on on either platform. every single day we got a new round of updates, and every single day we went crazy over them. everyone was shipping corpsebur. everyone cheered at the technoblade mention. it was the only time ever the entire fandom was having world peace on both platforms. the dt/sbi divide had been bridged and both sides were holding hands and singing kumbaya together while worshipping the ground mangoball walked on. I think about corpse in the washing machine every day.

[objectum-culture-is]

Is being attracted to a planet in our solar system objectum?? Saturn has got me all 💖💗💓 I mean look at him!!! 🪐 He's gorgeous!!!

Yes! There are tons of objectum individuals who love plabets, stars, space, etc etc! I'm so glad Saturn makes you so happy!! The way you speak about him makes him sound like the most wonderful planet in the solar system, and I'm sure he is to you ^^

[theprongspotter]

IM SORRY IM SO DUMB I ASSUMED HOH STOOD FOR LIKE A FANDOM OR ARTIST I JUST LOOKED IT UP AND ITS HARD OF HEARING

HAHAHAHAH NO ITS FINE

IM CACKLING AT HOUSE OF HOMOSEXUAL

ITS SO FUNNY

I changed it in my bio though to stop any confusion !!

[the-black-manor]

mhmm okay…

anyways, if you have a piss kink but never done anything to hold it your bladder, or anything during sex like that. how should i begin, daddy?

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Start by masturbating with a partially full bladder. Let it fill up to the point you would normally go, then play with yourself to see if you like how it feels. Experiment witch stretching out, clenching, lying on your back or your stomach, and the like. You should know right away if you do or don’t like how it feels. Then, next time you touch yourself, you might want to wait until you’re a little fuller, then a little fuller. After you’ve had some practice and you feel comfortable holding past the point you would normally go pee, you might want to try holding until you leak or putting something else inside of you, like a dildo or other toy to make that pressure even greater.

Be careful. Start slow. Experiment with a slightly full bladder before you do anything extreme, and always empty your bladder fully and clean yourself thoroughly when you’re done. You may get UTI’s. I still do sometimes.

[professional-benaddict]

psychologist!tony developing feelings for college!student peter all because peter's a loser?! i say yes. -saturn anon

some self projecting going on i see👀👀💗💗

also,,, im all ears i need to know more about this psychologist😌😌😌

[decaydanceredacted]

thinking about Joe covered in the fake blood honestly. He'd be such a good slasher villain and I'd make such a good final girl for him. wow.

Also on his Tumblr he had a whole handful of horror movie girls and women covered in blood, so no matter what this man says, I think he just doesn't wanna get clowned by the Internet and has a blood kink and probably a knife kink

-Saturn Anon🪐 (if that's available)

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[newmoon-anon]

helo fren.!

@silly-saturn-anon

H3110.!,!(＾＾)

[asktaskforce141]

hmm personally, i think sonne is a little overrated, but it's okay. Rein Raus is a little sexual, wink wink. ;) my faves are...

Deutschland

Mein Teil

Mein Land

Links 2-3-4

Puppe

but, you recieve an extra smoochie, König, even though you like Sonne. Mwah!

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"Rein Raus" is indeed very... sexual, ja. 👀 Oh, you have good taste though, "Mein Teil" is a good one, very good. 👍🏻 I applaud your taste in music, little one. Und danke for the kiss, little Saturn anon. 🫶🏻🩵

-slightly impressed, König 🇦🇹

[ramblings-of-lola]

I really like your blog! You are super cool :)

- Saturn anon

Thank you!!

[cyberdenizen]

I'm in an edging challenge right now and I want to hear about how you would fuck me and punish me if I came.

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Well now, is that so?

And what are the rules of this little edging challenge, hmm?

Whatever the details may be, I suppose I'm a tad bit delayed in answering your aching curiosities, so I do apologize.

Now let's see... were you to fail your little challenge and wind up cumming...

Well it would be clear that you just can't help but make yourself cum, so your little challenge would need to be changed to one where failure is not an option, now wouldn't it?

From edging with no orgasm in sight to enduring orgasm after orgasm after orgasm.

A seemingly unending stream of tormenting pleasure throwing you over the edge repeatedly as you're made to cum twice, perhaps even three times as many times as you edged during your challenge. After all, you're clearly so eager to cum, now aren't you?

And while that covers the punishment, that's not all you've asked. No, you asked about how I might both fuck and punish you should you fail, but you see... should you fail, then do you deserve to be fucked mercilessly? Do you deserve to have throbbing cock press deep inside your aching hole repeatedly, pounding without a care as you're gripped tight, used like a mere cocksleeve.

No, I think such an act is reserved as reward... reward, or perhaps... an addition to the challenge, to see if you'll cum on my cock or if you can hole off even longer.

[irl-morros-account]

heh looks like Ive affected them

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I'll slaughter you with my own hands.

[bonesandthebees]

Siren has always treaded a very fine line of cool villain vs dumbass loser (/aff) to me 😭

Like. Sure the scene where he tells a bunch of police officers to murder eachother is a very cool scene in my mind (cinema wise, don’t kill ppl guys) but he also used to put eyeshadow on under his /blindfold/, and there’s the cartoon crashing scene you mentioned, and we also saw him have a full blown panic attack at one point so that kinda negates the badassery imo lmao

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yes yes you get it he has a few badass moments but they are far outweighed by the lame moments

more than anything though he's just a guy. a guy in his twenties trying to find some way to make the system his family is living under a little less shitty even though he knows he's going about it the wrong way. he's not a super cool badass villain but for as much as i call him a wet cat he's not a complete lame guy either. it's like you said he treads the line between them lol

[objectum-culture-is]

omg someone else who loves saturn <3 we should start a fan club

Omg

[theprongspotter]

i was reading ur bio + i saw "hoh" and idk what that stands for so i started reading it "house of.." and didnt know the next word bcuz its not hotd (i dont even know anything abt house of the dragon?) so i read it "house of homosexual". tbh im gonna assume thats a better name than whatever hoh stands for /lh

-saturn anon

HELP ME HOUSE OF HOMOSEXUAL

IM GONNA CRY I LOVE THIS

It means hard of hearing!! NOT ANYMORE THOUGH HAHAHAHAHAH

[rainyraisin]

hi rai! does ret donnie need a hug?

- Saturn Anon 🪐

Hi Saturn Anon‼️‼️💖💖💖💖

Yes. 100% dbdjbckf he is NEVER doing well tbh I bully this guy so much he is in desperate need of a hug (he's usually too anxious to ask for them though)