#AND EVERYONE IS LIKE

[forsworned]

Ghosts casually playing a game of basketball Keegan, shooting and scoring a half-court three-pointer: Boom shackalacka. Hesh: Logan: Merrick: Kick: Merrick: Motherfucker, did you just say boom shackalacka?

[shiiro-arts]

Spoiles for 100 yq ep 165

Team Natsu going with Natsu's idea of 1v1 the dragon gods is probably the dumbest shit i've seen all week

He really said, there are 5 of us and 5 dragons which almost killed us several times trying to seal them, using only half of their power, so obviously the best move is to separate and 1v1

:/

[silverameco]

struggling with internalized homophobia, closeted Sirius would totally say shit like "am I the only straight guy of the group now ??" while being the gayest mf in every room he sets foot in

[finndoesntwantthis]

I think she should just continue to forget that Anthony is gay and every week he has to remind her, that way we can truly have pride every month 🥰

[canonically47]

i love the hcs of nowen mk dads, lyler wayne parents, bridgeoff emma parents & evizzy scary girl moms but the question is do i include those in my all stars fic... hmmmm.......

[smol-stardust]

Saruta: can we sleep in your place tonight?

Mob: why, what happened?

Takenaka: we played with a ouija board and cursed all our rooms

Tome: and Reigen-san isn't much help. he doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he's just throwing salt at them and yelling, "does this look like a hotel to you?!"

[hnbka]

ah the pain of being bilingual (watching movies in your mother tongue and picking up on mlm/wlw themes but being unable to express them online with sounding like a crazy person)

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[girldraki]

[beaft]

do genuinely find it fascinating how indeed.com is like the biggest job-hunting website out there and yet manages to be profoundly useless in every possible way

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[mythtakens]

“these characters should be mentally healthy before they get together 😌” ummm no I actually think we should smash their mental illnesses together like clumps of play-doh and see what colors it makes

[arosnowflake]

My biggest tip for fanfic writers is this: if you get a character's mannerisms and speech pattern down, you can make them do pretty much whatever you want and it'll feel in character.

Logic: Characters, just like real people, are mallable. There is typically very little that's so truly, heinously out of character that you absolutely cannot make it work under any circumstance. In addition, most fans are also willing to accept characterization stretches if it makes the fic work. Yeah, we all know the villain and the hero wouldn't cuddle for warmth in canon. But if they did do that, how would they do it?

What counts is often not so much 'would the character do this?' and more 'if the character did do this, how would they do it?' If you get 'how' part right, your readers will probably be willing to buy the rest, because it will still feel like their favourite character. But if it doesn't feel like the character anymore, why are they even reading the fic?

Worry less about whether a character would do something, and more about how they'd sound while doing it.

[cowboysmp3]

there’s something sooo sickening about how dunmeshis whole energy is like sometimes something terrible and awful happens to you and it changes you forever and nothing can make you the person you were before but there’s still love and there’s still sharing a meal together and there’s still living

[marzipanandminutiae]

"hey why are all the barrier garments like linen shirts or chemises or combinations going away?"

"oh we have more washable fabrics now! you don't need to worry about sweat reaching your outer clothing when you can just chuck it in the washing machine!"

"cool!"

[100 years later]

"so uh all of those new washable fabrics are leaching microplastics into our water, and the constant machine-washing wears garments out faster. they're also not really sturdy enough to be mended, so we keep having to throw them out and now the planet is covered in plastic fabric waste that will never break down. also it turns out that the new washable fabrics hold odor-causing bacteria VERY well. so could we get those barrier garments back please?"

"sorry babe linen now costs $100000/yard and since it's been so long without them, nobody knows how to adapt barrier garments to the current styles anyway"

"..."

"maybe try this new $50 undershirt made of Special Sweat-Wicking Plastic Fabric! :) :) :)"