#AM I CRAZY????

[killershrike]

guys.. now I can't stop thinking about a yautja and a klingon coming across each other. imagine how fucking CRAZY that battle would be. If they could communicate with each other????? The shit talk????? My God ESPECIALLY if it was a Klingon in the Starfleet like Worf???? Like just a regular yautja and klingon would be shit talking about each other's honor and ability to kill like

Yautja: How can a race that can't even cloak themselves claim to be the Apex Predator?

Klingon: Unlike you tiny lizards, Klingons don't have to hide away, like cowards. We face our enemies in the open, like honorable warriors.

Yautja, clicking and rumbling with laughter: Honor! Show me your honor! Where are your trophies? Where are your scars?

Klingon: How weak of a "warrior" are you to be so riddled in scars? And how pathetic must you be to grovel around a pile of your own leftovers? A true warrior walks with honor and pride. He does not need to prove it.

And then imagine a yaujta meeting a STARFLEET KLINGON LIKE-

Yautja: I won't hear of "honor" from a species that fell so far. You say you're a great and honorable warrior... but you dress up in pretty little coverings and waste your life establishing "diplomacy" with inferior species. I can hardly call you worthy prey.

Starfleet Klingon: Once a warrior has proven his strength and capability, he no longer needs to mindlessly bulldoze through the galaxy, leaving carnage in his wake. An honorable warrior is also one with compasion, maybe your race will evolve enough to understand that one day.

[irenic-raccoon]

"Oil" has to be one of my favorite episodes I mean we get Mike serving cunt, Neil and Rick somewhat working together in a "older sibling convinces younger sibling to rebel against their parents" sorta way, and Vyvyan being so silly. "EL PRESIDENTE!!!" He has no idea what's going on but he's happy to be there i love him

[divineei]

this might be a reach but i haven’t seen a single person address this and i feel like i have to say smthn.

while listening to meet the grahams you can hear people screaming in the background and both at the beginning AND end of the song somebody seems to be saying ���kendrick, my friend is dead”.

and if that’s right i can’t help but feel like this is abt xxx.

[mediocre-noodle]

gillion as Numb by Linkin Park. is this anything.

[tinyfrenchowl]

Me: sends outline to manager for approval

Manager: is on "do not disturb" mode

Manager, 2 hours later: hi! Thats great. Also when you have something urgent like that and you see me on "do not disturb", just call me!

Me: that's not very instinctive but okay

Manager: just call when something is urgent, i don't see what part is not instinctive??

Me: .... the.... the part where you're on "do not disturb"??

[elilmwenseni27]

Could someone explain me WHY do I have an obsession with Aro Volturi??? Maybe because is Michael Sheen but I do not know, IT is an obsession.

[pinacoladamatata]

I might be crazy but istg the font in bg3 changed

[twirlymarimo]

who is louis hoffman and why does he look like sanji to me….

[claudtrait]

it always amazes me how people call tyla a industry plant

[owtenen]

started writing an artemis fowl fic god help me

[nyx-bait]

1/3

Oh my godddd I didn't expect so many of these to be like. Blurry cryptid photos I love them though.

BUT YOU CANT LIE TO ME THE 18TH ONE IS NOT HIM THAT IS NOT HIS FACE RIGHT???

[fuckedupsociety155]

..... Is that it?

[autism100]

Hey I've been reading fanfiction, and Reigens hair is described as blond a lot of the time. But in the anime this man is fucking Ginger. I think it explains a lot about him personally /j, but I don't see it mentioned.

[lover-of-mine]

Love that im feeling this deranged over couches.

[skinyogurt]

my roommate and i got into an argument last night because they don’t consider spaniards, the portuguese, or italians to be white people and called me racist for insisting that they are in fact white european. i asked if christopher columbus is considered white because he’s from portugal and they said “probably not”. am i stupid?? i feel like i’ve shifted fucking realities because in what world in 2024 are italians and spaniards not considered fucking WHITE

[sadclowncentral]

a beautiful man with long black hair dressed in all white sat next to me on the train back from denmark. i complimented his outfit, and he asked me where the train was going. after i told him, he then pointed at my shirt which says 'catastrophe' and said "oh i know a lot about those." and laughed uproariously.

and then he asked me "do you know about norse mythology?" and i said yes a bit because i read the edda a decade ago, and he said "i met fenrir in denmark" and i said that's probably not good if fenrir is walking around. and he said "oh don't worry about it, vithar will take care of it" and i replied oh but that's ragnarøk, that's still pretty bad for us mortals is it not? and he grinned at me like i said something incredibly funny. and then he ignored me for the rest of the train ride?