#ALSO JAMES' WEIRD “what The”
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i saw a trailer for the silent hill 2 remake and honestly? i think the "bad" voice acting from the original was better. i feel like the new voice acting was trying to replicate that weird, off-putting monotone of the original, but just kinda fell short. it's still good, but the strangeness of the original just works better to me
#idk if theyre the og vas or new ones or a mix of both#specifically mary's letter already peaked and cant get better#ALSO JAMES' WEIRD “what The”#mumbleish
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these are the silt verses, and I name our disciples thus
#the silt verses#sister carpenter#brother faulkner#paige duplass#james hayward#not 100% happy with this but I've been working on it for uhh two months and wanted to get it up before the next ep#cannot stress enough this isn't necessarily how i picture these characters but moreso what I can draw LOL#every time I try to conceptualize them it's like trying to look at someone without my glasses#in that i get vague forms etc but nothing concrete#it's weird bc it's like. the more i relisten the less concrete image i have of them /thinks#though I will say i will die on curly haired + freckles faulkner#and I usually picture carpenter with a simple wavy ponytail#also in terms of scars i like the idea of faulkner having a scar on his hand from the glass in the s2 finale#and hayward having a scar on his forehead from hembrey!#also i don't think hayward smokes but i liked how it looked when paired with paige and her alcohol!#also something something he might have tried once to blend in with the other police officers but never took to it#been wanting to draw something for silt verses for forever so!!#edit: added an alt id in the image description!#uploaded this last night and completely forgot to i'm sorry!#pls lmk if it's too long or not really a good description!
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Draw Banda (Bill Cipher possessing Wanda Maximoff (mcu, specifically the Multiverse of Madness 616 Wanda/Scarlet Witch not 838 Wanda)
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Merman Deadpool and Human Wolverine
Based on the infamous blobfish
#this was the ask that broke me and made me close tge ask box actually#I really do think a blobfish fits him at least visually#don't be afraid to use weird species as a base for your mermaid designs#ask#anonymous#marvel#wanda maximoff#scarlet witch#wade wilson#deadpool#wolverine#logan howlett#james howlett#james logan howlett#poolverine#mermaid au#gravity falls#bill cipher#technically#demon possession#art#fanart#traditional art#I never really liked mcu Wanda but M.O.M. did her a bit dirty. the writing of the movie in general was awful :(#she's one of these ultra powerful characters that have one too many abilities in a universe where power actually matters#making her boring. for example I love mob from mp100 and while he probably is the strongest character there power isn't really the#theme of the anime. making him more likable. overpowered characters tend to be difficult to write because if they can actually defeat#everyone then what's the point? idk#we all know the hero wins in the end sure. I don't know where I was going with this#also. you forgot a )
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dont reward that with food!
#house md#gregory house#james wilson#hilson#screencap#long post#longpost#s02e23 “Who's Your Daddy?”#another guy who gets told by house hes in love w everything is? wilson#i guess its a requirement for friendship w house and that way he can feel loved bc hey that love for everything has to include me#scene kinda implying that wilson disgusted bc before it house tried to get him out talking about symptoms or sometng but this what did it#hes also like damn you never went that far for me#(its bc you're getting married at the speed of light bestie)#and why in s3 he assumes house slept w bonnie (which i found weird on the first watch but makes sense with this context)#+ to the evidence pile that house was pretty insufferable before the infraction
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Something I've been thinking about is how Patrick O'Brian manages so skillfully to write characters whose actions contradict their beliefs, which I think is honestly a big part of why his characters feel so real. Mostly with Stephen and Jack—e.g., and perhaps most notably, Stephen has notably leftist sympathies (honestly I have no idea how to characterize his politics in period terms) who nonetheless becomes very comfortable with his rise to the landed gentry, while Jack is a card-carrying Tory who much of the time sympathizes far more with working class sailors and farmers than with the upper classes—but I'm sure he does it to a lesser degree with some of his minor characters (James Dillon, while perhaps not precisely minor, comes to mind), and I love that he's able to do that, especially the way in which he embeds it in the narrative. We see how they're all unreliable narrators of themselves; we understand how they want to be seen and how that does and doesn't coincide with the reality, but most importantly, this isn't presented as something reprehensible, just as a part of their own humanity. They are not their expectations for themselves, but they don't need to be those expectations to be beloved.
#stephen is especially guilty of this and i think it's very interesting how he thinks of himself versus how he acts#which is probably an essay on its own#but i do think that this is another point he and jack make a fun foil on#(for jack this manifests much less explicitly but i think it's definitely still there)#i can't think of other characters atm besides james dillon#(who okay. his actions don't contradict his beliefs exactly but there is a weird and complex relationship between them)#though i do suspect that there are probably more#idk i've been thinking about this a lot because o'brianizing hornblower has brought to the forefront#how different those two authors treat internal/external narratives#patrick o'brian is kind of like yeah they don't really line up but that's okay that's just what it's like to be a person#while for hornblower and cs forester it's like the internal narrative is so unbelievably unreliable and negative#but the external narrative also seems to be resoundingly positive#(which is probably why. in my humble opinion having watched two episodes of it. the tv show is much more Fun)#writing hornblower in o'brian format is just like wow there is no weirdness going on did i write him wrong#but no it's hornblower he just sounds so much more normal without the 24/7 mental gymnastics#perce rambles#aubreyad
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“you finally got adopted” really got to me because how long do you think eugene and lance hoped and hoped and hoped that they would get adopted, but they never did. and then they gave up and ran away. but he finally got adopted 🥺
#bluebird.txt#can edmund adopt lance too#i know the show lowkey doesn’t give a shit about lance (YOU GOT JAMES MONROE FUCKING IGLEHART ARE YOU SHITTING ME) but like#they’re brothers come on#also like at that point no one really raised eugene so kind what IS the difference between getting adopted and suddenly meeting someone you#never knew and having a parent-child relationship with them (even if you are biologically related)#shrugs#tangled#that ‘you finally got adopted’ is so important to me#honorable mention to baby lance in the weird parent episode. eugene had ONE moment of ‘aw lance used to love animals when we were kids’#and it was cute to see him like reminisce (for one second) about his and lance’s childhood and like see how well they know each other#okay honorable mention also to the buddy song. THAT FUCKING SONG. IS SO FUCKING GOOD.#but i do wish they’d have (and maybe they do later in s3?) more genuine moments#rather than solely (up til end of s2 at least) silly things#well actually [cracks knuckles] if i have to make a sixth fanfic google doc so be it.#be the found family sibling hurt/comfort you want to see in the world
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random marauders era headcanons part i forgot
james laughs at his own jokes before he can tell and while he tells them to someone else. hysterical wheezing laughter
mary has a pack of cherry and a pack of strawberry bubblegum on her wherever she goes. marlene has mint drops
remus only takes 30-minute long baths, and he never takes showers; just baths, always baths
dorcas squeals when she's excited
marlene's fringe is always too long, and whenever she cuts it, it's too short, and the wait for it to grow back into in length drives her up the wall
lily used to have a really large, greybunny named dust, and it used to be her best friend when she was five
peter always has hair ties with him and he ties his hair up with it in silly little things which should resemble ponytails
sirius' favorite eggs are eggs benedict, he could have them every day for breakfast
james wears slightly under knee high socks and only slightly knee high socks during the summer. if he has to wear socks, you can bet those are what he's wearing (he also wears socks and sandals and thinks it's the peak of fashion)
lily always puts her hair up before doing homework. it helps her focus better because she's not actively pushing her hair out of her face anymore
marlene's favorite hogwarts professor (besides mcgonagall) is flitwick, and that is why she's focusing and studying for his class (the only class actually cares about)
remus is shit at flirting (i am a firm believer of remus 'awkward' lupin)
mary makes puppy eyes to get what she wants (it actually works, somehow (especially on lily, and mostly on lily, actually))
peter has really warm and soft hands, and people always want to hold his hand for this reason. he also does that soothing thumb rubbing thing
sirius knows how to play the harp, and played it when he was younger, but he never actually used that skill later in life
the sorting hat actually considered putting dorcas in ravenclaw, but ultimately decided on slytherin because of her cunningness
#i wrote two headcanons for each and this is how i usually write headcanons actually 😭#also headcanons are so weird like. i have this view of them in my head but i can't describe n tell you what The View is. i literally can't#it's so fucking weird#ANYWAYS#how do we like the new username#ANYWAYS 2#sirius black#sirius black headcanons#remus lupin#remus lupin headcanons#james potter#james potter headcanons#peter pettigrew#peter pettigrew headcanons#marlene mckinnon#marlene mckinnon headcanons#dorcas meadowes#dorcas meadowes headcanons#lily evans#lily evans headcanons#mary macdonald headcanons#headcanons
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Gregory House's blue eyes appreciation post -> (12/177) 01x12 "Sports Medicine"
[season 1] [drive]
(+ bonus)
look at them boys fanboying
#house md#01x12#james wilson#i finally finished this after exo 'hear me out' hits me like a truck (too much damage for my hearteu im ded)#im so weird i was making these backwards from eps 18 to 12 like da hecc haz whats on ur mind?? but anyway#im changing the ones in gdrive to jpg bcs png's taking too much storage damn#also pls look at the 11th ep i made a surprise at the end lol#whenever light touched those eyes they shine#hs1md.#house blue eyes collection#haztag
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"James Potter was a bully"
Snape was an abuser 💀
At least James fucked with people his own age. He wasn't a 30 year old man bullying 11 year old children. He wasn't a teacher with power over the students he tormented. He had zero power to expel or academically punish anyone. At least the people James messed with had the chance to fuck with him back. During Snape's worst memory, Snape literally casts a spell that cuts James across the cheek. He wasn't some helpless victim.
And before anyone comes for me, I'm NOT saying it's okay to bully people or anything like that. But if you look at a 15 year old boy bullying another 15 year old boy and look at a literal teacher who bullies kids 20 years younger than him and decide that the boy is an irredeemable asshole while the teacher isn't, you're insane.
#I can't believe how many people love Snape just because he loved Lily#James also loved Lily#Poor James honestly#His story gets told by someone who absolutely fucking loathed him#Imagine if we got to hear about Harry from Draco's perspective#Imagine if Harry was dead and Draco was the one telling us what kind of person he was#And everyone actually believed him lmao#I've re-read these books at various ages#And I will literally never understand the Snape love#Even as a kid I thought he was an awful asshole#And I can't believe others disagree#One chapter#One fucking chapter at the end of the very last book is supposed to undo EVERYTHING else that came before it?#The kicker is that the aforementioned chapter still shows him being a weird asshole#It's not redeeming at all
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Eilia & Alaraic + kid
Name: Cian Varmont
Gender: Male
General Appearance: Cian is a striking fellow, with his mother's ebony hair, cerulean eyes, and straight jaw, and his father's nose, mouth, cheeks, and brow. Unfortunately, Cian is very much the sort of chap who is well aware of his charms, and rather arrogant about them to top it all off. Quick to smirk but slow to smile, there is always the look of calculation in his face, often in truth somewhat detracting from his natural good looks.
Personality: Cian's name means 'enduring,' and he was named well. With a wry wit and a watchful nature, Cian's quick wits promise to take him far. Cian is a person who seems to have his finger on the pulse. Always observing and adaptable, but rarely influenced by the tide, itself, he simply wishes to know what is happening and make his own choices from there. Nonetheless, there's nothing quiet about Cian. Outgoing and provocative, Cian is a bit reactionary at times, but even his antics are never without cause: provoking a reaction helps one to determine what lies beneath the surface, and he is one who would know something about masks. Despite his calculating exterior -- the result of a swirl of dangerous Varmont politics in his early childhood -- Cian may at times be bombastic, but he's loyal to a fault, as well, though tough to tie down long enough to actually say so. He has something of a rogue's heart -- like his father always running from attachments, but like his Aunt Aria simultaneously chasing after them as well. Despite being a bit of a foreigner to his own heart, like both his parents, once one worms their way past his many walls, Cian proves soft and warm on the inside, protective to his core and, in truth, far less devil-may-care than the image he seeks to project in order to appear strong.
Special Talents: Raised in Roderick's dangerous court for the first part of his life, Cian learned the art of politicking very swiftly. His mother was a queen-turned-bastard, and his father a forgotten third prince-turned-Hand of the Conqueror after the fall of Bartholomew, slaughtered for his infamous treason with the missing former-Queen Marian. Cian knew well and good from early on that a wave of the imperial hand could give or take everything, and rather than see his family lose more than they had left to give, he decided to play to win, soaking up all there was to learn from both sides of his troubled family. Cian is most adept at influencing others, at understanding a crowd and how to best turn a tide with nothing more than the stroke of a pen or a few scant words.
Who they like better: Both
Who they take after more: Alaric, but only on the inside. You wouldn't know it to talk to the mask he wears, like, 24/7 and only takes off if you know him really well
Personal Head canon: Heartless as he may act, Cian has a soft spot for Caoimhe Frost, but he's determined to do nothing more than mercilessly tease her (something he delights in doing!), as he secretly deosn't consider himself a good person, and believes she deserves so much better than he can ever give her!
Face Claim: David Corenswet
#ooc#about#ask#alaric varmont#kid meme#soooooo i had a ~v different vision when i started but uhhh instead we got this???? also he's in love w caoimhe like???? this is news to me#slkdjfaklsjdfjksdf#ig he must have a brother too bc like i said i was v much picturing someone else hahaha#anyway the person he is now is like alaric's weird love child w like james garin or smth and like ???? ok!!!! lasjdfkljdsf idk what this is#but also w like a dash of like...matt smith's prince philip ig???? what is HAPPENING#ok enjoy lajsdlkfjldkjsfsdf#anyway his brother has the same face -- identical twins ig -- but he's bookish and bemused most of the time preferring libraries and museum#to parties and tourneys unlike his twin
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A Marriage Proposal / A Tight Knit Family Reprise !!!1!1!/!!
Ok, this was honestly extremely rushed, as I’m beginning to really procrastinate drawing these. The falsettos grind gets harder every day, but we still pull through💪💪
#falsettos#musicals#fanart#falsetoes#art#doodles#falsettos 2016#falsettos fanart#william finn#james lapine#a marriage proposal#a tight knit family reprise#what evil spirit in me decided to put these two songs together it would’ve been so better seperate but HEY WHAT DO I KNOW.#also I can’t draw crossed arms so ignore how marvin looks extremely weird:3
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Raymond Reddington
In Season 4 Episode 2 - Mato
#james spader#raymond reddington#the blacklist#reddington#red#raymond red reddington#blacklist#tbl#my screenshots#screenshot edit#photo edit#edit#OH GOD GUYS THIS EPISODE FUCKED WITH MY EMOTIONS#i mean fUCKING RAYMIND FUCKED WITH MY EMOTIONS FOR SHOOTING KAPLAN!!!!?!?!?!??!!????!?!?!??!?!!? I AM STILL FUCKING FURIOUS#i know she is still alive and is with some weird guy#BUT I ACTUALLY HAD A “FUN” THEORY SOME EPISODES PRIOR THAT KAPLAN WILL TURN AGAINST RED KXJKCJFK👀👀 WHAT IF THAT HAPPENS NOW OH GOD#BUT i also think that maybe she tries to either team up with that weird guy who helds her hostage or that she will either try to call Red#somehow to get help OR try to reach out to Tom and Lizzy and get help and if she does she helps Lizzy and Tom and slowly tells her more#about Red and whats happening#or she realy fully turns against Red as I once said “as a joke”#funny is that a lot of my theories i say as ajoke to my fandom friends actually turn to be right sooo i cnat wait to watch more eps tonight#and see what Kaplan will do oh god#also FUCK YOU RED YOU FUCKING SHIT ASSHOLE KAPLAN DEDICATED HER LIFE TO YOU AND YOU FUCKING SHOOT HER#i can kinda understand why red did that like 3% THE ITHER I JUST WANNA FUCKING PUNCH HIM ARGH#BUT ANOTHER THEORY OF MINE IS red is like a super soldier with his weapons imo and he could have EASILY shot her in the middle of her head..#so WHY SHOULD HE SHOOT HER “ONLY” AT THE SIDE OF HER HEAD?????! he could have easily realy killed her...or was he “unfocused”? what i cant#imagaine for Red handling a weapon#so maybe Red wanted to give her a chance?????#AAARGH DIS SHOW CONFUSED ME SO MUCH MAKING ME COME UP WITH THE WILDEST THEORIES#I LOVE IT
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no way i'm going through the jily tag and being bombarded by jegulus posts when i literally have jegulus blacklisted i fucking hate this new wave of marauders teenagers
#stop shipping james with his brother's brother you're weird!#like the ship definitely only came about because teenage girls love gay ships like aw straight fujoshis but this time they say they're gay#also james would have hated regulus like regulus still joined the death eaters and james would stick by sirius no matter what#also what the FUCK is jegulily like regulus definitely still hated muggle borns and lily is still a muggleborn lmao#jily#marauders
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I really don’t think we talk enough about how much Sir John by virtue of being the symbol of (british) empire, intrudes and encroaches on everybody so much. Literally takes me aback every single time I watch the Terror.
He always treats Francis as a subordinate, even on his own ship. He takes the head of the table (when it should be Francis’), he leads every interaction with Francis with superiority- always subordinates him even when he’s trying (so SO fucking poorly) to apologize for them getting iced in. He dictates the menu. He poaches even from JFJ for his journal. He just takes and takes and takes- and is it any wonder Francis resented him so much considering how much of it is absolutely related to the fact that he’s Irish? To the very thing that likely has put him in a subordinate position with most of the navy for most of his life? Something that shouldn’t continue considering his accomplishments and tenure as a captain? It’s absolutely vile.
#makes me think- even if sofia DID accept his proposal what are the chances Sir John as her guardian would shut him down?#and I think Sofia knew that- and that just makes it all the more fucking tragic#worse yet sir john is probably threatened by him because it's like!!! if it weren't for the fact that he's english alone Francis probably#would have gotten the command. like really#they were smoking some weird shit in victorian england to make him so fucking entitled I tell ya#sir john franklin#sir francis crozier#james fitzjames#the terror#meta#also occurs to me james puts up with it because he has the advantage of passing as fully english and that's some fascinating subtext#to consider
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maybe some half-selkies can change and some can’t? or (and i don’t know where your lore stands on whether or not selkies need to shapechage) maybe half-selkies that can change can go longer without doing so? so maybe fitzjames CAN shapechange he just… doesn’t. so maybe no one will find him out.
(i think both anons are the same people but my answer works for both so i hope you dont mind me putting them together !)
Selkie lore is still a bit nebulous but your ask helped me figure some stuff out, thank you !
Selkies are not born with their pelt, they are given one very early in their life and they inprint on it. In exchange, the pelt takes on its owner and changes to fit them.
Half-selkies do not work on one specific rule. Some can inprint on a pelt and shapeshift, some can only inprint on a pelt but not shapeshift, and some cannot do both. You basically just have to give the baby a pelt and see if it works
James has never been given a pelt, not even as a baby. This was an attempt at making him pass as a 100% human, and he grows up trying to be as human as possible after that. Even if someone clocks him as a half-selkie, he'll pretend he isn't bothered by the fact he never got to learn what he can actually do and who he actually is. But he is, he yearns to know more. (Add to this that selkies' rule on gender is more accepting than humans'. He wishes he could just be like them and be who he really is)
However, I don't think he passes as completly human either. Even in human form, selkies are different to humans in some points and James has some. I'm still unsure what these differences are but they are both physical and in behavior.
So you could add another layer to this : James doesn't even know what animal he could be, and tries to piece it together by analysing his own self without the mask he hides behind.
I'm writing this a bit late so i hope i'm making sense lol
#also what if his selkie side comes from his dad's side ? idk that could be fun too#especially since in this au selkies are mostly from england or scotland and some from even more in the north#and it's easier to have a human child who has weird quirks than a selkie child who can't even shapeshift#anyway i think all these ideas are fun to work with ! its just fun to worldbuild#and hold different interpretations next to a character to see which one works best for them#james fitzjames#selkie on terror au
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Yes....
...why are you looking at me like that though...
#torille#the autogenerated subtitles look bit confusing ik#but also I have actually thought about this before#bc I remember listening some podcazt where couple of british dudes were like Finns have weird/dark/whatever sense of humor#like I guess ...?#having my 'how can I make this about me' moment here lmaoo#no but like then I thought about our history of being basically farming peasants; the weather is shit most of the year and youre stuck#between the trigger happy crazy one and Sweden#so many generations probably didnt have whole lot nice things to talk about anyway#all you can do is cope#youd be depressed weird jokes too ?????#anyway back to James lol#he looked nice here uwu👍#liveblog#james may#youtube#I need to go to sleep#Im starting to remember my beef with the british#and atleast one canadian#althou to be fair I dont assume that all of them are like that one person#didnt understand what foodculture meant... among other things#and it still annoys me#???
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