#ALR posting

[mommyhorror]

GORLS!!!

NEW AMBERLYNN GIRLFRIEND JUST DROPPED

[stormte]

They’re gonna beat u up

[bluebedo]

Imagine with me: Clark interviewing Bruce and they somehow get onto the topic of Batman, specifically the rumours of Bruce being in a relationship with Batman. Of course, Bruce denies it, but he's still in this 'Brucie' persona so, as always, he takes it a step further. He says that he and Batman aren't together because Batman is in love with Superman.

Meanwhile, Clark is silently freaking out in the chair across from him cos "HUH??? WHAT?????? HE IS??????" like this man is on the verge of tears, he just found out the love of his life loves him back??? Oh, he's milking this shit. Clark and Bruce get into a long conversation about how Superman and Batman are obviously head over heels for one another, probably even dating, and that somehow ends up being what Clark's article is about, much to Perry's delight and Bruce's dismay. It gets published and Batman dreads seeing Superman at the next JLA meeting.

They're awkward at first since Bats is avoiding Superman at all cost, while Supes is just trying not to explode with darn excitement and nerves. Eventually, Wonder Woman gets everyone to leave the room and basically tells Batman to pull his shit together with her eyes.

Superman pulls out the article, Batman evades all his questions. He calls Bruce Wayne an airhead, Superman says that Bruce Wayne is actually a lot smarter than he's given credit for, Superman says maybe Clark Kent is actually lying (he is a reporter so therefore untrustworthy, right?), but Batman comes to his defence cos "Kent is one of the most reputable reporters in Metropolis, nay the country."

Then Superman starts to think Batman might not love him, but love Clark, who is him and uuugh it's all so confusing. Meanwhile, Bruce is thinking that Superman might have a crush on Bruce Wayne, which causes thoughts of both 'oh no, not another one' and 'FINALLY A GOOD ONE'.

[megamindsupremacy]

So like, y'all know that popular Star Wars fic trope of Time Traveling Obi-Wan Kenobi where he dies and then wakes up in his 11ish year old body back in the Jedi Temple? You know how usually he wakes up, has a few minutes/hours of confusion, and then goes about trying to act like he was at age 11 while slowly fixing everything wrong with the Jedi Order? Personally I think he would not do that.

I think that Ben "Lived As A Wizard Hermit For Two Decades On Tattooine, Left, And Then Died Immediately" Kenobi would wake up as an eleven-year-old, have a panic attack, attack the nearest adult Jedi while accusing them of Doing Weird Sith Shit To His Brain, fucking flee, only then realize he has time traveled, steal someone's ship, go flying out of the temple to god knows where, continue panicking, crash into a random moon while distracted, nearly die, build a survival camp out of his broken ass ship and eat whatever bugs he can find, get kidnapped by pirates, overthrow said pirates, steal their ship, and then very calmly return to the Jedi temple like nothing happened.

Then and only then do I think he would start trying to act like a normal human person (while also dodging questions such as "what the fuck was that" and "where were you" and "is that a pirate's ship?"), except he'd be bad at it due to having lived as an Insane Wizard Desert Hermit for the past twenty years who has experienced enough trauma and time that he doesn't super well remember the details of his childhood, what with all of the wars and death and wars and such.

His acting convinces nobody, but nobody is sure what exactly to do about All Of That so he's for the most part left alone (after very vehemently refusing sptherapy), all the way up until he catches a glimpse of palpatine out of the corner of his eye and then its On Sight

[rockore]

TODAYS THE DAYYYY🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Oh and can't forget

[nonsensemanna]

[lanasgirlfr]

MY SHAYLAS

[hinamie]

もう一回、もう一回

[dizzybizz]

i like these guys

[caspervi]

Bodyguard James ☀️

[tunisian]

[mommyhorror]

I have to be honest. Every single time I see a post of yours on my dash, I see Amberlynn reblogging on the other side. Very funny to me

[crowiin]

This dialogue in @bamsara ‘s fic The Rehabilitation of Death really spoke to me

unused version under cut (it took a few tries to get narinder right)

[ash-and-starlight]

best lazy hater activity in the entire world is going on the goodreads page of a book u didn’t like and read the one star reviews and nod to let the audience know you agree with that

[todayisafridaynight]

[in-halingstardust]

Mr. Sunday do you like me? ...౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪

༉‧₊˚. Mr. Sunday likes it when you sit pretty on his lap. White dress lapping against delicate shoulders and the way your laced hands would glide over his.

༉‧₊˚. Mr. Sunday likes the way when you look up at him, huge eyes that gleamed desire as you whisper into his ear. Your voice similar to that of angels.

༉‧₊˚. Mr. Sunday likes the way your cheek fits perfectly into his hand. The way you rest your head in complete solitude and peace gives him a desire to have you and you alone.

༉‧₊˚. Mr. Sunday loves the way you try to hold back your moans as he fucks you inside the confessional booth.

༉‧₊˚. Mr. Sunday loves the way you tighten around him, and the way you can't control your whimpers as he slides back into you. Each thrust making the booth creak in hidden pleasure.

༉‧₊˚. Mr. Sunday loves the way you beg him to go faster, to break you, that your strong enough for him. Mad to be his, his, his.

༉‧₊˚. Mr. Sunday loves finishing inside of you. White cum matching the lace ribbons of your stocking seeping out of you as your pussy twitches. Especially the way you squeak as he uses his finger to push the cum right back into you.

༉‧₊˚. And just for fun. Mr. Sunday loves slipping a small vibrator into your already abused hole, letting his seed warm inside of you preparing for another time. He likes the embarrassed look on your face as you slide white panties up your thighs, hiding the two of your secrets as you exit the confessional booth.

༉‧₊˚. Mr. Sunday loves taking care of you as well as anything you want. It will be yours.