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considering faking my death to get out of this project. would still like to get a passing grade for it.
#googles how to get good grades even though you have died#ok this is about be a rant in a half and way too much info so excuse me but#ive been hyperfixating on our flag like crazy all month long#and i knew that and knew that i was going overboard#and i said all last weekend that i was feeling insane about it#but i didnt realize why until last night when i watched eps 6 & 7 and got mildly disappointed by what happened#because up until that point i was just having so much fun so that one small moment of not having fun#felt like a balloon had suddenly been popped and i was like OH FUCK! I HAVE TO DO THIS PROJECT!!!#like girl the reason we were hyperfixating that hard to such insane levels that we made a theory post about when ed and stede would fuck#was because we were avoiding doing/thinking about the project#and now ive just been sitting here still stuck and worried about this damn thing like holy shit when/how am i going to do this???#like holy shit did you know i was insane because i was stressed? i didnt!!#i have not stopped thinking about our flag all month and i just did not have time for all that!#AHHHH#anyway like......help i have to fake my death#personal
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INVISIBLE STRING
pairing: stranger!matt x reader
summary : in which you and Matt had met as kids on a vacation, but lived too far away from each other. But some string pulled you together later on in life .
pt.2
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⤑ summer 2007
The Sturniolos had just recently rented a beach house in old orchard beach, connected to another beach house through one big yard. Three small blonde boys ran around in the grassy area, giggles filling the air.
You walked out, your older brother by your side. The summer breeze flowed through your hair as you went to go play outside.
You looked over to see three boys whispering, their eyes and heads looking in your direction. One boy shyly came up to you and your brother.
“Hi, I’m Matt. Wanna pway tag?” A little boy softly spoke.
“Mhm.” You quickly nodded your head, a small smile making it onto your face.
“What’s your name?” Another boy asked, now behind Matt.
“Y/N.”
“Cool well I’m Nick, dat Chwis.”
For hours you ran around with the four boys, your brother even joining in for a few rounds. New games were being created every minute, one you were playing red light green light the next you were playing what’s the time Mr.Fox.
“Here guys take a photo together so you’ll remember each other forever.” Your mom smiled and pulled out her camera.
She snapped a quick photo, you all quickly running away after she took it.
It started to get dark so yours and their parents agreed on one more game, hide and seek. You were currently hiding behind the girl next to your house.
Small footsteps flooded you ears and you stayed as still as ever hoping it wasn’t Nick, who’s seeking at the moment. Matt had come into your viewing, offering you a small wave.
“Can I hwide here?”
With a nod of you head he sat down but not before you threw up a symbol telling him to shush.
“You pwetty y/n.”
“Tank you.”
He looked both ways before quickly places his lips on yours before instantly pulling away.
“Matt, Chris, Nick bed time!”
“Bye Y/N, hope I see you again.”
With that he was gone in an instant, you hadn’t known what love had felt like, only being four years old. But already you knew he was your first love.
⤑ summer 2022
You had layed on your bed scrolling through old photos on your mom’s camera until you came across a photo of you and three random boys.
You tried to retract your memory, it all flooding back to you. A light gasp escaped your lips before transferring the photo onto your phone.
Hitting play on your tik tok, you went from your side to onto your stomach.
“Ok so quick background summer of 2007 I had went to oob with my family and we had this house with a shared backyard ok. I met these three little boys and literally one of them was my first kiss.”
I had now changed the background to a green screen of the photo I had just acquired.
“I have no memory of what their names were but tik tok do you thing, find my bffs and my first kiss.”
You smiled into the camera before ending it and posting it.
A few hours later you went to go check onto your video and had seen it completely blew up.
“Holy shit.” you muttered before clicking on the comments.
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user - OMG!! that’s the sturniolo triplets!
user - imagine your first kiss being one of the triplets!!
user - @sturniolotriplets @matthewsturniolo @christophersturniolo @nicolassturniolo
matthewsturniolo - hey! it’s my first kiss!
^ user - ahhhh it was matt
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guysss don’t flame me ik the endings bad, but this is my first imagine so i’ll get better as i keep writing
#sturniolo triplets#matt sturniolo#matthew sturniolo#sturniolo series#christopher sturniolo#chris sturniolo#nick sturniolo#nicolas sturniolo
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Tommy Shelby- The Truth Always Comes Out
9 months ago YN YLN did something that she wasn’t proud of, she was drunk and she’d had an argument with her husband. So she ran to a man who she could always trust, a man who she’d secretly always loved even if he didn’t love her back, a man she had known her whole life. His name. Tommy Shelby. The night in question started off as him comforting her, but the more whisky that was drank the more bold the pair got landing YN in he best friends bed. She had cheated on her husband.
Weeks later YN had started to feel unwell, she went to the doctors who confirmed she was pregnant. Now YN knew that it could not be her husband’s because their sex life had been nonexistent, it was Tommy’s baby, she knew for sure.
YN had kept her pregnancy a secret for 9 months, it wasn’t to hard since her husband had been away for the remainder part of her pregnancy which is when she really popped.
12th September
The day was a gloomy one, rain had set in and YN had started off the day with a dull ache in her lower back. Ignoring it YN had carried on the day as normal. The dull ache through the day had progressively gotten worse to the point that in the early hours of the morning YN knew that she was in fact in labour. Crying out in pain she manages to get to her phone and call the closest person to her, Ada
“Come on come on” she brags hearing the rings then finally the sweet, tired voice of Ada comes through
“Hello?”
“Ada” YNs voice squeaks laced in pain
“YN is that you? what’s wrong why are you phoning me me at.. 4am?”
“Ada I need your help. Please I can… ahhhh” water trickles down her legs “Ada I’m having a baby, I need your help. Please” she cries into the phone
“Ok I’m coming” with that YN puts the phone down and waddles to her living room waiting for the Shelby sister to arrive. Each contraction hit her harder than the last.
In no time at all Ada bursts through YN’s front door to find her covered in sweat and tears
“Ada”
“It’s ok YN I’m here, ok we’re going to do this together ok?” YN only nods her head slightly unable to speak as another contraction hits “let’s take a look shall we?” Ada checks between YNs legs gasping “this babies coming now YN I can see its head. You need to push when you have another contraction ok?”
“Ada i can’t do this”
“I’m afraid you don’t have a choice. Now come on YN”
Who know how long YN had been in labour for, at least 20 hours or more, but after 10 minutes of pushing YN held a newborn boy in her arms
“Why isn’t Richard here if you were so close to having a baby?” Ada asks tidying up “wait did you know you were pregnant?”
“Oh Ada” YNs eyes glass over with tears
“YN what is it what’s wrong?”
“I don’t know what to do, he’s not Richard’s” YN cries finally telling someone about her awful actions
“What do you mean he’s not… did you sleep with someone else?” YN sadly nods her head “when? who?”
“We haven’t been doing well for a while, he had spoken about a divorce and in my family your disowned. We got in an argument one night and I… shit Ada I went to see Tommy”
“This is my brothers child!” Ada shouts causing the newborn babe to start crying “sorry” she says softly looking at the baby being rocked in YNs arms “why didn’t you tell someone? Have you hidden this pregnancy the whole time?” YN nods her head
“I couldn’t say anything because what would I haven been seen as? I cheated on my husband. I couldn’t pretend that the baby was his because we haven’t slept with each other for over a year. He still wants a divorce that’s why he’s in America away from me”
“Oh YN, come here” Ada’s placed her arm over her friends shoulders in an act to try and comfort her “first of all he left you, you might still be officially married but I think your relationship ended the night he wanted a divorce. Do you love him?”
“Richard? At one point yes but not for a long time”
“I wasn’t talking about Richard” Ada gives YN a small smile
“Tommy? Oh errm I… I’ve… I guess I…”
“I think I know the answer. You can’t hide his child from him YN, you’ve got to tell him”
“I’ve hidden my pregnancy from him, he’ll hate me”
“Trust me he won’t. Now let me have cuddles with my nephew and you get some sleep” Ada takes the baby in her arms before helping YN get comfortable in her bed “I’ll stay here as long as you need me to. I’ll come with you to see Tommy if you want”
“Thank you Ada, truly”
#peaky blinders#peaky blinders reader#peaky blinders x reader#tommy shelby x y/n#tommy shelby x you#tommy shelby x oc#tommy shelby x reader#tommy shelby imagine#tommy shelby
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.:・˚₊ let's get out of here
pairings: theo x fem!reader ft. intak, and chaeryeong and ryujin of itzy
synopsis: with parties not bring your forte, trying to find a way out unexpectedly leads to meeting someone new.
word count: 1.5k
warnings: mild swearing, poor attempts at humour, alcohol consumption
a/n: ahhhh! first written oneshot and it's for theo!! hope you guys enjoy, this honestly took me a while cause although i have the plot in my head im just too lazy to actually write it lol, but worry not as i am working on future fics and ideas ৻( •̀ ᗜ •́ ৻)
Bodies. Alcohol. Sweat. More bodies. More alcohol. More sweat.
"Gross," you thought. "Clearly, parties aren’t my forte."
You walk over to the crowd, searching for your friends, Chaeryeong and Ryujin. After what feels like being pushed over 20 times, you reach your friends.
“You guys, I think I'm going to head home." You fan yourself, acting as if you feel faint, “feeling kind of lightheaded.”
Chaeryeong turns to you, pushing you to a more quiet area. "Are you ok? It's pretty late right now. Why don't you take a nap upstairs in Intak's room? He said that none of his roommates are here right now. That way, we can go home together."
You nod your head in agreement. "Ryujin was my ride home anyway." You glance back at her, seeing her drunkenly dance around "that is if she's sober enough."
"Which way is Intak's bedroom? I don't want any of his roommates to find some random girl sleeping in their bed."
"It's the second room on the left."
"OK, wake me up when you guys are done."
"Rest well," Chaeryeong says as you watch her head back to the rest of your friends on the dance floor.
Going upstairs was much more of a challenge than you expected. With people's bodies on top of one another and smoke fumes going through your face, it just wasn't a fun time. Nevertheless, once you make it to the top, you may or may not have forgotten which room to go to.
"Second door, second door, something. Was it left? Was it right? I have a 50% chance here. Left or right?" You looked both ways, still pondering. "Just gonna go with the right-hand rule."
You walk into the room, “Oh shit- oh, I’m sorry. I guess it was the left door." Forgetting that you were still standing there, you make eye contact with the man in front of you. “Thought this was Intak’s room. Sorry to bother you,” you say as you scratch the nape of your neck.
As he stares at you, he fails to remember that he hasn't responded to you yet. Clearing his throat, his voice begins, “uh- no, no, it’s fine. My fault for forgetting to tell Intak that I came back.”
As the air begins to get more and more awkward, you walk backwards towards the exit of the room. "Well, I'm just gonna head to Intak’s room,” you point behind you.
You turn around halfway before hearing the boy say, "Hey! you wanna head out?” Stopping in your tracks, you question him, “What?”
“Let’s get out of here,” he states more boldly.
You turn around, eyeing him from outside of the room. “I don’t think that would be the best idea, considering we don’t even know one another.”
He shrugs. “I mean, I'm sure you have nothing better to do. I'm assuming you came up here to get away from all the madness downstairs.”
You stare at him with a blank expression. “That was just an idea, you don't have to. You can just head to Intak's room,” he says, panicking while moving his hands around.
As you hesitantly walk back into his room, you inspect every single corner. Seeing posters and vinyls of rock bands like AC/DC and Queen, with little trinkets scattered around his room. Spotting an electric guitar in the corner of his room, you point towards it, “You play?”
The boy turns to where you point, and he nods, “Yeah, I dabble. Been practicing Until I Found You on it.”
You turn back to him, finally making your decision, putting your hand out for him to shake. “I'm YN.”
He grabs your hand to shake and smiles, “Theo.”
You smile back at him, “Let's get out of here.”
The two of you guys go out on a journey towards the convenience store. As you walked, you expected a somewhat awkward silence but were met with Theo giving his ear buds to you, “just for us to listen to.”
The familiar tune of Beth by KISS surrounds you. Theo says, “I'm just going on a whim that you may like rock songs.” He turns to you, “Don't think that I didn't see you eyeing my AC/DC vinyl.”
“I will say your vinyl collection is very impressive," you reply.
Thankful for the music in your ears, the rest of the walk to the convenience store went by smoothly. Small talk and hearty laughs were exchanged, and with the cool breeze passing by, both of you were completely unaware of the butterflies gradually forming in your stomachs.
Reaching the convenience store, you head straight to the instant food. Grabbing some Neoguri ramen as well as some instant spicy rice cakes, your drink of choice is some good old-fashioned milk tea.
Walking back to Theo, he shows you his items. Some jelly, strawberry milk, and honey butter chips. He looks down at what you’ve grabbed and asks, “Was the party food really that bad?”
You sighed, “If there even was food, all I saw was alcohol." You looked back in thought, "although I think I did see a bowl of something in the living room.”
After paying for your snacks, the both of you head to a nearby park to hang out.
Sitting down together on a bench and munching on your snack, the night passes by in a blur. Long conversations were held with your guys’ laughter, which could be heard from a mile away. Interests were exchanged, heavy on the topics of interest you both shared.
Finding a similar interest in Harry Potter, questions were being asked back and forth, “Ok, but no, which Harry Potter movie is the best one though?” Theo asks. “Definitely Prisoner of Azkaban, it’s also the best book, and no one could tell me otherwise,” you replied.
Finding out about Theo’s admiration for Emma Watson, you couldn’t help but tease him, “You know, if you dye your hair ginger, you might pass for a Weasley," you say, laughing as he glared at you.
Not knowing the time at all, and with the party long forgotten, your phone blows up with notifications. “I’m going to assume those are my friends." You check the time and realize that you guys have been out for nearly two hours.
“Holy shit, yeah, we should probably head back. Intak might think I kidnapped you or something.” Theo says as he grabs all the trash.
Arriving back at the house, people can be seen leaving as they're helping their tipsy friends, with some people looking like they're going to stay back for a little bit longer. You spot your friends, looking worried, on the porch with Intak.
They spot you, putting up their hands to wave at you. As you wave back at them, you turn back to Theo, “guess this is me. It was really fun hanging out with you tonight. Although I was a bit skeptical at first.”
Theo puts his hand to his chest, “wow that hurt!” feigning a pained expression.
“Hey, for all I know, you could've just come into this open party and acted like you were Intak’s friend, just to kidnap someone.”
“Ok, that’s impossible. You saw all my pictures in my room, which happen to have Intak in them," he replies back.
“Hey, you never know. That could all have been a front that you've planned for months.”
“Really, YN? Maybe you need to lay off the true crime documentaries for a while.”
Not really knowing how to leave one another, you both speak at the same time.
“I think my fri-”
“We should prob-”
Theo speaks first, “We should probably head inside. Are you staying over?”
You shake your head. “Nope, class tomorrow, plus I'm pretty sure Ryujin might collapse any time now,” you say as you glance at your friends, who are now heading over.
“YNNIE!” Ryujin screams, “i missed yuh sooooo muschhhh,” she slurred as she tackled you into a hug. “I was dancing all on the floor thing an YOU were out with a man. like whyyyy? ah we not enuf fir you?”
You lift her up, putting your arms around her to support her weight. “Okay, now I think it's time for you to head into the car.”.
You glance back at Theo, “hopefully I’ll see you around?”
He nods and smiles. “Yeah, I’d like that.”
As you watch Theo head back to his house, Chaeryeong nudges you with her elbow. “Soo, what’d you guys do?” she teases.
“Definitely not whatever you’re thinking, that's for sure. C'mon, help me put Ryujin in the car.”
"Oh, come one, give me the details,” she whines. You shake your head. “Maybe tomorrow morning, when you guys are both sober.”
“Pinky promise?”
“Pinky promise.”
As Theo walks towards the house, Intak comes into view with his dopey smile.
“Stop looking at me like that.”
“Like what?” Intak replies.
“Like that," Theo waves his hands, “like you’re all knowing or whatever.”
Intak puts his hands up in surrender. "Look, I'm just saying it seems like you and YN hit it off,” he smiles again, “plus I know she’s single.” He wiggles his eyebrows.
"Oh, shut up!”
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okie dokie!! here's my live reaction if anyone's interested
ep 1:
ooh a recap jwcc didn't have these
theyre little setup looks cozy comfy ngl
the roar competition 😭
DAMN KENJI ANGST STARTINF EARLY
BROUGHT UP CAMP CRETACEOUS
"has me feeling like my old man... like an 'ex-Kon'" KENJI
"isn't a little soon to be making jokes about ur deceased father" "nah"
kenji and this dang lettuce
risking it all for some potato chips omg
gotta give it to kenji he IS sneaky
THE YASAMMY PHOTO ❤️
these guys just been chatting for over a week but some screams during a little storm got the attention of the crew?? they're shit at they're jobs ok
omg that scene where ben and Darius are serving face for no reason
ik we've been seeing pics of it BUT THE WET HAIR ANIMATION MWAH MWAH
not rhem becoming ship hands
THE EGGGSSS
and the start of kenjis death wish GAAHHH
so much blood omg
THE GALLILIMUS SCENE NOOOO
mama... a majungasaurus behind you
darius saving that captains ass... and be tries to throw them overboard..
now darius with the death wish Jesus christ
oh this scene is animated super cool
not that mf just sliding in the crate
rip eggs pt 2
RIP KENJI PT 2 GODDAMNIT
Australian man coming in with the sense
kenji open up PLEASE
AND THERE SHE ISSSS
ep 2:
bens so desperate to charge that thing
oh so that's why he's keeping the secret that makes sense
poor ben tho imagine seeing that
yaz wondering if ANY of her friends are ok atp
ZAYNAAA
I thought the jacket removal would be later in the season hmm
ben is such a terrible secret keeper omg
not them ab to move these ppls pets
"baby bumpy ur in charge"
KENJI KISSIMF THE EGG
wait those stegos protect the farm I feel this setting up smth
i love this little gallilimus sm
geba was it??
SHE LEDT THE CASE EXPOSED AND OPEN??
kenji messing with darius they're such brothers
this woman's known yasammy for just a couple minutes and alr protecting them
BEN CLINVING THE TREE LIKE HED DO ON NUBLAR
and still no signal
yknow at least yaz is honest
camp fam doing what camp fam does best
"get out of here you off brand alligator!"
KENNI WITH THE DEATH WISHH
rising the stegosaures YES QUEENS
"but they're not our enemy any more than any animal is" preach
goddd bens so conflicted
you can see the pain in his face omggg you can tell he doesn't want to lie
ep 3:
BROOKLYNNNNNNN
RONNIE DID SAVE HERRR
THE HANDLER IN HER MEMORY
"as luck would have it ur my second amputation this week" ronnie omg
oh she's cryinggg 💔
FLASHBACKKKKKM
THE PARASAUROLOPHES oh she's visiting kenji
damn just driving thru em ok girl
VIDEO CALL MY BELOVED CHIDREN
NOOO DANIEL
at least we van see what they talked ab
yeah brooklynn call his ass out
ooohhh she's playing him isn't she
the lead up to the break up omg
SHE WAS TEXFINF HIS FATHER WHEN THEY BROKE UP
THE CASHHH
MEMORIES WITH DARIUS NLW
"something I need you to see" hmmmmmm
oh darius has fallen hard at this point
"if he loved you half as much as I do" DARIUS OH NO
oh he doesn't know how to save this GAAHH
"unless" DARIUS PLEASEEEEEEEEE SHES FRESH FROM A BREAK UP
yknow what idk if I'd be able to face her ahain after that either Jesus christ that was painful to watxh
OH THE WOODS SCENEEE
THE PERSON SHE WAS TALKING TO WAS HACKEDDDDDDD THIS WAS A SET UP
I mean I think we knew ir was a set up BUT NOT LILE THAT
THE RAPTORSSSSSSSSS
THE HANDLERRRR
the allosaurus saved her then got blamed for her death ??? 😭
I feel like ronnie being the other person she was talking to was so obvious but I'm glad it was confirmed
ahhhh the fake death confirmation
"I might have smth to take the edge off" ronnie pulled out alcohol I know it
TIME SKIPPP
"5 second rule"
honestly love that they're showing the process of her adapting to her new limb difference
ok she just changed her hair FAST bc wdym her funeral
nvm they must've held the funeral off bc her arm is healed
"maybe can we go see my friends and family?" What happened to that
"hey fam what's up?! notice anything different? it's the hair!" she's so unserious
EWWW ITS ONE OF THR EVIL DPW MEN
Can't remember if it's Jared or Jensen
"if they start causing problems I'll take care of em" talkimf ab her friends
so they weren't originally being hunted?? was that one theory ab ben snooping causing them to be right???
and in that moment brooklynn decided to remain dead didn't she
ooohhh she left ronnie
ep 4:
ooh a dln mission
OH FACE REVEAL
earnests little jiggy jig
MALTA
"it always lands in-" WHEREEEEE RONNIE WHERE
OOHHB BEN WATCHUNG WHAT THE DLN IS DOING
must've cauhjt up to the current timeline
also they must change clothes constantly throughout the season bc he's already in the grey tee
him debating messaging brooklynn omg
OH SHOOT HE SENT IT
Also brooklynns username??? Ester stone callback
ben debating leaving his friends to find brooklynn???
IS DARIUS CREATINF ANOTHER FIELD GUIDE
oooohhh sammy in the family feels I NEED TO KNOW WHAG BAPPENEEDDD
THE TRACKER
SOMETHJNF HAPPENINF TO THE DLN
"take em out to the field and wait for my signal" earnest are u ab to kill ppl
YAZ RUNNING FOR FUNSIES
Theyre definitely feeling like they were back on nublar
WHO JUST KIDNAPPED GEBA
KENJI WHAT IS THIS SONG
I missed u silly kenji tho
OH SLMEONE KNOCKED HIM OUT AND STOLE THE EGGS NO
brooklynn stays messing with ppl
YEAAHH HER SAVINF RHE CLEANINF CREW WE LOVE MORALS
she was talking to literally random ppl in the hang on scene??? after all my analyzing??
random man handled that well
HE CALLED HER SYD
UGLY CRYINF TO MSKE HIM UNCOMFORTABLE
"what did you want me to do?! fight rhem all off???? I only have one arm!!"
it is just bad thing after bad thjnf goodness
zayna joining them omggg they're 6 ahain
ooh brooklynn tricking his ass yes queen
oooh dubai
ep 5:
"well she needs to learn that sometimes life is a cruel mistress" "she's 14"
ben bringing up he and kenjis gyropshere accident omg
BROOKLYNMS ONLINE
not ben wrecking rhe boat
BENS USERNAME
bumpy_2015 CAN HE BE MORE OBVIOUS
Anyway BROOK GETTINF HIS MESSAGE???
"damning files" 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 /jjjj
ITS DADDYS GADDY
OOOHHH SHES PRETYY
is it the broker tho
I did not watxh dominion but she looks kinda like soyona santos
OOOHH BROOKLYNN FOHND A WAY IN
kenji and ben already beefing good lord
he is SUCH a terrible liar
WHYD KENJI END THE BRACHI SOUNDS LIKE THE KLIMPALOON
OOOH SOMETHJNF UNDER WATER
And now the brachis are spooked
IT IS SOYONA
RAPTOR
wow kenji risking hjs life again JESUS CHRIST MAN
all of their genuine looks of concern
that's a sick painting tho
"so much more precise than a whistle" soyona and handler beef
SOYONA KNOWS WHO SHE IS
OH SHE GOT OUT OF THERE
ig why they shared all those clips now bc tbjs is NOT playing out like I thought it would
to be so anti phone ben sure is attached to that phone
Sammy assuming bens gotta take a shit bc he ran off 😭
BROOKLYNN VIDEO CHATTINF HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMAMMAMAMMMMMMMMMMMM
BROOKLUNN TELLINF HIM TO KEEP HER A SECRET LIKE HE ISNT CONFLICTED ENOUFHHHH
SHE DELWTWD HER ACXOUNT GAAAHAHHHHH
ep 6:
IS BEN HAVJNF A PANIC ATTACK
THEYRE STARTING RHE EP LIKE THIS???
oh ok it was a mini panic
now yaz has TWO boys to be worried about
"I think I need to tell you somethjng...?" He doesn't know what to do :((((
THE UDNERWATER CREATIRE
DO THEY NOT KNOW HOW DANGEROUS HIPPOS ARE
mangoes are the cure to all
KENJI REACHING HIS ARN INTO THE HIPPOS MOITH???
Not it eating the phone
OHHHB BROOKS CUTTINF EVERYONE OFF SHE BLOCKED RONNIE
they've talked ab pooping twice now omg
yaz throwing kenjis problems onto darius omfg
sammy has grown so attached to zayna
SAMMYS A VEGETARIAN
IS THAT A CORPSEEEEEEE
oh ben is in an absolute panic omg
OOOH YAZ KNOWS HES KEEPIMG SECRETS
"all my proof is gone! dissolving in the stomach of a weirdly aggressive beast!"
why is everyone just throwing stuff on yaz rn 😭
PTEROSAUR
OH SKMETHJNF FUCKINF ATE THE PTEROASUAR IMMEDIATELY
SUCHOMIMUS
OH HO HOBHOOOO BROOKLYNN HAS THE DINO LASER
KENJI WITH THE DEATH WISH
YAZ GETTING CHASED BY A HIPPO??? IS THAT JOW SHE ENDED UP ALOME
OH DARIUS AND KENJI DONT KNOW YAZ DIDNT GET ON THE OTHER BOAT
KENJI GOT INJUREDDD
OH YAZ GOT KNOCKED OUT
BROOKLYNN AND HER MANUPULATING
OH IS BROOKLYNN GONNA END UP IN AFRICA
KENJIS SHOULDER IS JUST CADUALLY DISLOCATED??
HE JUST POPPED IT BAXN INTO PLACE LIKE IT WAS NOTHINF?????
NOOO HE WAS AB TO OPEN UP
THEY LEFT YAZZZZZ
she passed out in such a slay position tho omg
ep 7:
ooohh this has gotta be the yaz ep all the reviews were talkimf ab
THEY AINR TURN AROUMD FOR HER YET???
oh well the suchonmimus won thag battle
YAZ GIRL RUN WHIKE HES SLEEPINT
maybe it's just me but the flashlight is not thag important
THE ANIMATIONNNNNN WE CAN SEE HER TREMBLING
"well look who it is, the kenjinator" "my main man benny" why are they so awkward
"heyyyyy how are u doing... champ?" "champ? what is this what are u doing" the dialogue is so funny
thus soeech??? darius u used to be so good at this
"ahhh!! my socks are soaked"
YAZ DID ALL THAT FOW THE FLASHLUGHT AND ITS DEAD?????
oh there it goes
AND THERES DIMORPJOFONS???
AND THE FLASHLIGHT FELL RIGHT TOWARDS TBE SUCHOMIMUS SOMEONR FIVE THIS GIRL A BREAK
KENJIS OPENIMG UP BUT AT WHAG COST
HE BLAMIMG HIMSELF FOR YAZZZ
"I don't know how much more I can take" KENJKIIIIIIII :((((
KENJI BEN HEART TO HEART I've waited years for this
"WHO YA TRYNA HIT SAM???" "LEAVE A REVIEW LATER"
LIONS
YAZ HE SEES U
OH FUCK HES GOT HER
YAZ GOOOO
ok the sucho left her alone
NOW SHE HAS TO DEAL WITH LIPNS????
WAIT WHAT JUST KILLED THE LION
MANUNGUSAURUS
"MOVE YOUR BUTTS"
SHIT ANOTHER STANDIFF
SUCHO JUST CADUALLY GOT KILLED ON SCREEN LIKE THAT??
this scene is so menacing
kenji in between the gfs 😭
YASAMMY HUG
BROOKLYNM TEYINF TO CALL BEN AND THE PJONES GONE
ep 8:
kenji being protective over yaz 😭
OH IS THIS THE EP KENJI FINDS OUT
"you are not leaving me behjnd!" zaynas so real
also love the continuation that other ppl can here secret talks
OH POOR LEASHED DINOS
kenni finally realizing what he's doing to himself 😭
KENJINA HUGGGG
bro activities is laying on the ground together
damn those chains were pathetic
why are they all going into suspiciously dark areas
IS THIS A DINO FREEZER??
OH NO ITS A GENETUCS LAB
oh zayna clocked him
OH THE SHIP CAPTAIN
OH CAPTAIN LANG JUST GKT JILLED OK
THIS SVENE IS SO WELL DONE?? SO OMINOUS
OH SOMETHINS DOWN THERE WITH THEMMMM
they'd make terrible cheerleaders
OH THAG POOR BABY HAS NO EYES
THIS PLACE IS CRUELLLL
THERES RHE PROMO IMAGE
GEBA BABY UR OK
DARIUS RUN
DARIUS IS STILL DOWN THERE JFC
OH HES HOLDIMG OMTO THE OUTSIFE
"I knew u didn't hate me!"
SHIT DARIUSSSSSSS
BENS IN AN INTERROGATION ROOM KENJI CAN SEE HIM THIS IS HOW HE FINDS OHT ISNT IT
IM SORRY HE SEES BROOKLYNN WALK IN ON BEN??!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
BROOKLYNMS HERE?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?@??@?@
ohhhh this looks way wrong to kenji doesn't it
"She's alive? You knew?"
the interrogation set up eas an insane way to do thaf I loved it
ep 9:
I've been so drawn in on this ep I just realized I haven't been reviewing
anyway
BROOKLYNM SAVED THEM IN THE PIT THING
WILL WE GET TO FIND OT WHAT HAPPENED TO DARIUS
YEAH HE MADE IT
DAMN RHE OTHERS SAW HER TOOOO?!??!?!?!?!??
THIS MAN INTENTIONALLY CREATED THE EYELESS BARYONIX???? EVILLLLL
HE FED HER LIVE HUMANNNSSS?!?!??!?!??!??!?!?!
oh rip evil scientist man
OH WE HET TO HEAR BEN AND BROOKS WHOLE ARGUKMENT
"stop looking at me like that" :(((
ep 10:
FINALLEEEEE
fuck mu headphones are dying
BEN AND KENJI ANGST
OH SHIT KENJI BROKE THE GLASS WHAT IF HE HIT BENS FACE
OOHH KENJIS HURT
"after that we'll" "do something stupid? prpbably?" "probably"
EVIL SCIENTIST MAN LIVED???
omg are the acrociraptor and the baryonix communicating
YAY SCIENTIST MAN IS DEAD
oh kenjis trust is broken
BROOKLYNN HAVJNF TO HEAR HER FRIENDS SCREAM THIS IS CDUELL
WHEN WILL THRY REUINITEEE AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
ZAYNAS DAD TO THE RESCUE
SHES GOJNA BLOW IT UP AND KENJI AND VEN ARE SFILL IN THEREEEE
oh ok they drove their asses outta there
"nuh uh u don't get to talk" oh kenjis bitter
CONFRONTATIONNNNNNNNNNNN
ooohhh what's brooklynn gonna do
SHES LEABIFN THEM AND TAKIMG THE EGGGS???
SHE GAVE THEN BHNPYS EGG AND LEDT????????
THATS IT?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!???!??!?!?!??!
#as u can see i stayed very calm and collected#if i read this whole thing u should be financially compensated#i spelled so many things wrong#grammar went out the window#jurassic world chaos theory#chaos theory#jwct spoilers#chaos theory spoilers#jurassic world chaos theory spoilers#c posts#jwct s2
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“𝘛𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘢 ()𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘫𝘪 𝘹 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 (𝘔)
𝖲𝗒𝗇𝗈𝗉𝗌𝗂𝗌;After rescuing the Reader from the ocean, Sanji attempts to make her feel comfortable and happy.
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Darkness.
"Where am I? What happened?" you think, trying to remember something, anything.
Your head is pounding. Water. Wheres the water?
"Think she has any Berries?"
The voice brings you closer to consciousness. "Voices? Am I dreaming?"
"You idiot. Where would she put it?"
"We could...check-"
"Patty, If you aren't the perfect gentleman then I'll personally ensure that the jambalaya has extra sausage tonight."
"Jeez Sanji. You could try."
Such a rough voice.
"Just shut your damn mouth and get her a hot towel."
"Bite my ass."
"Oh I'll bite your ass! Crappy fuck."
You begin to notice the scent. Wow! Like nothing you've ever experienced.
Suddenly your heart drops. This is real. You aren't dead. This is much worse.
Can you escape? Can you even move?
Your eyes flutter open, slowly adjusting to the brightness.
The man is sitting nearby, and appears to be looking your direction. You snap your eyes shut, hoping he didn't see. But the room... It wasn't what you feared. It had shelves and boxes, not how a brig is supposed to look.
Your reverie is interrupted by a door slamming open.
"One hot towel for our wonderful piece of shit chef and his new little girlfriend!" the intruder said in a faux-sweet voice.
"Yeah, thanks. Now buzz off," the guard said.
"Of course, Mon-sewer," he said in that same obnoxious tone before slamming the door shut.
New little girlfriend. The words burned in your head. This was it. Your worst fear has been confirmed.
You have to get ready to act NOW. You move your right arm slightly, then your left. Huh, no chains. They'll regret that mistake.
You hear the footsteps of the guard growing closer, and steel yourself for what you are about to do. When the footsteps stop, you spring into action, opening your eyes and punching at him with all of the power you can muster.
"Woah, Hold on!" he says, barely flinching at your blow.
Terror fills your heart. It didn't phase him at all. You can't hold back tears as you continue to inflict punch after punch on the man.
"I'm not going to hurt you! It's OK!" he insisted, doing little to quell your tears. How could it be ok? How could it ever be OK again? He backs away from your furious assault, and much to your surprise - plops down on the ground. You curl up into a ball, tears flowing freely.
"You alright?" he asks, offering the hot towel to you.
You say nothing. Why should he get the satisfaction?
"It's just a hot towel. Don't worry, Nobody here bites, though it may seem like it."
Why? Why did this happen?
"Are you feeling OK? You were just floating out there, unconscious. We patched up whatever we thought we could."
You look at your right arm, now sporting some bandages. Well, he's not lying.
"This is the Baratie, It's a floating restaurant." The man said in a reassuring tone.
Restaurant? Explains the smell. Thinking about food makes your stomach squeeze. It has to have been days...
"You hungry? I can make you some food, pretty much whatever you like!" He said.
You can't show weakness. "No," you mutter, just loud enough for him to hear.
Despite your resolve, your stomach betrays you, growling loudly. You cringe.
"Sounds like you could use some. Really, what can I get you?"
"I said NO!" you yell, looking up at him angrily.
"Hey-ahhhh...." he said trailing off stupidly. He stares at you with wide eyes, looking absolutely smitten.
You look away.
"Uh, I'm Sanji," he says, bringing back his reassuring tone, trying to maintain composure.
Your fears get the better of you. "What are you going to do with me?" you blurt out.
"Nothing! I'm just trying to make sure you're OK!" Sanji says.
Did he mean that? Your stomach growls again, interrupting your thought.
"Are you comfortable? We keep this cot back here in the secondary storage room for naps.
I can get you something else..." he said.
"I'm fine" you say, beginning to tentatively calm down a bit. "So I can leave?"
"Of course, that door there leads right outside."
Sanji hopped up and opened the door, revealing the bright blue sky and open ocean behind it.
Relief floods your heart. Maybe these aren't the like bad men you've heard so much about.
"I'd be ever so grateful for the opportunity to cook for you before you leave," Sanji said earnestly.
Could you trust him? Would he really leave you unguarded with the door to freedom unlocked?
It may not even matter if you don't eat something soon.
"OK," you say, turning your gaze on him. He is tall, with long legs. Well dressed. His blond hair, while well kept, hung over one eye. His eyebrow swirled upwards like I fancy mustache. Despite the situation, it makes you want to giggle. He seemed to have something in his mouth that was burning. You wonder why.
"Great! Don't worry, beautiful lady, I'll be back in a just a moment!" Sanji said graciously, before bowing and gracefully exiting the room.
"How sweet," you think to yourself. Attractive and charming as he might be, you had other things on your mind.
You jump up from the cot, almost losing your balance from wooziness, and shuffle over to the door. It opened easily, and you stepped outside. The sea air hits you with its warm embrace. There was no trick, you were on a small dock, presumably for restaurant deliveries. You dip your hand into the water. It was completely true, nothing was there to stop you from getting away. Your mind now at ease, you scuffle back inside. The smell hit you again - reminding you of your excruciating hunger. You plop back onto the cot.
You aren't kept waiting long. Sanji strolls in carrying two huge bowls on one arm, a bottle in the other hand, and a basket on his head. He no longer has the weird thing in his mouth. He carefully sets them all down, before pulling out sizable box to use as a table. He sets one of the bowls on the table in front of you. The steam smells so titillating that you began to salivate uncontrollably.
“For you, mademoiselle” he says, flaring his nostrils. “Dinner rolls, and my famous sauteed shrimp and crab on a bowl of fried rice. I figured seafood was a safe bet-”
Before he can finish the thought, you take the fork and begin devouring the breathtaking meal before you. You've never tasted food so good!
Sanji smiles a big smile and sets down the wine bottle with a couple glasses. “And our finest libations. Well, the finest the geezer head chef said we can spare.”
“Mind if I join you?” he asks sheepishly, but somehow spiritedly.
“Mm-Hmm!” you say, overjoyed at the scrumptious meal you are eating. He has to be a decent guy, to treat you like this.
Sanji sits down, grabs his bowl, and begins eating too. He can't seem to resist staring at you every few seconds. You find yourself not minding. Not one bit.
“Oh!” he starts loudly. “My deepest apologies! Let me pour you some wine” he interjects, quickly opening the bottle and pouring out two glasses. The pale gold liquid glistens in the glass.
You feel yourself quickly filling, and begin to slow down, sipping the wine occasionally.
“Not bad, I take it?” Sanji asked, jokingly but with an air of confidence. He took pride in his art. And for good reason!
“This is indescribable!” you say. “I had no idea there was food this good in all the world!”
“Thank you!” He said, blushing bright red, seeming to undulate in his happiness.
You began to blush a little yourself. There was just something about him. He was so charming. Suave and attractive, but also cute and sweet.
“So, uh,” he began, looking away. “What brings you all the way out to the East Blue?”
East Blue. You're far from home. “I remember I was out swimming and a Sea-king showed up. Looked like a giant dolphin. It got me before I could react. I can usually out swim them, but I didn't notice until it was too late,” you explain, as understanding begins to fill his eyes. “The last thing I remember was being chewed by the monster. I thought I was dead for sure. I can't believe I made it out in one piece.”
“You're said it was a dolphin?” Sanji said incredulously. “Our Maitre D' swore he saw a colossal dolphin breaching about a day ago. Nobody believed him because he's an idiot. Maybe it shot you out of its blowhole?”
“I guess so. Anything is possible at this point, I suppose,” you say, scarcely believing your own story.
“That's so incredible! But I'm so glad you're safe,” he says, turning on his charm again.
It works. You can't help it. No one has ever been so sweet to you, no one has ever looked at you like this...
“Thanks,” you say, blushing deeply. You fight off the thoughts that are occurring. The desires. You want to thank him...
“And thank you, for the food!” you blurt out. It is quite clear that you are flustered.
“You are quite welcome, my sweet!” Sanji says, giving a charming smile and flaring his nostrils.
“My sweet,” he called you. The desires grow stronger. You want to kiss him. To have him in your arms, or to be in his.
He stands up, and picks up the empty bowls. Your heart sinks. He has to go back. He's probably wasted enough time back here.
“Leaving?” you ask, dejection sneaking into your tone.
Picking up on this, Sanji smiles sweetly and says “Don't worry, I'll be right back.”
You smile back at him, your eyes twinkling. “OK!” you say, a little too eagerly. You feel embarrassed. Sure he was smooth, and a total sweetheart, but is this all really necessary?
He smiled a wider, goofier smile, and walked out of the room with a bounce in his step.
The minutes feel like hours as you wait for his return. Why is he so important all of a sudden? Why do you want so badly to wrap your body around him and cover him in kisses? What would your friends say? More importantly, could you flirt back? Should you flirt back? Where would it lead? You flop around on the cot and bury your face in the pillow, your face glowing red.
The door bursts open, you look up expectantly. A tall, buff, bald man is standing there. NOT Sanji. “Pardon me, Madame Freeloader, his royal highn-ass asked me to tell you he got held up in the kitchen. He'll be back shortly,” he said, with the same rough faux-sweet voice as before.
“Uh, thanks,” you stammer, as the man leaves, slamming the door behind him. How disappointing.
A few minutes (or perhaps lifetimes) later, The door opens to reveal Sanji, smile on his face and yet another bowl in his hand. “One cinnamon cheesecake sundae, for the ravishing beauty on the cot.”
That does it. Nothing can stop your newfound passion for this sweet talker.
“Oh my!” you exclaim, at a loss for further words. That dessert looks lovely, but you have something else in mind. As he approaches, you work up the courage to scoot over and pat the cot, gesturing for him to sit beside you.
Sanji, looking overjoyed and a little woozy, happily obliges. You take the sundae and begin to eat, trying to not visibly react to his presence. You decide this is a good time to try to flirt, and turn towards him as you begin to lick the ice cream off of your lips. You let out a little moan for good measure, but can't help but blush at your own brazenness.
Despite feeling a little silly, it seems to have been quite effective, so you decide to put a hand on his leg.
“That was so very good,” you say, “Thank you for taking such good care of me.”
“O-o-of course!” he managed to stutter out. How cute. You can barely contain yourself.
You decide to take the plunge, and lean in to give him a kiss on the cheek. Your desire burns even hotter as you watch his face redden, and you decide to go further, kissing him on the neck. Sanji meets your eyes, and you know that it's now or never. You reach up and ever so gently grab his head, and lean up to give him a full kiss right on the lips. You can't stop here. You need it. You keep kissing. He lets out a small moan, and kisses back, reaching up and mirroring your motion, gently grabbing your head.
“It's not too late to back out now,” you tell yourself, but there is no need. You don't want to back out. You allow yourself to fall backwards onto the cot, pulling him with you. No resistance is put up. You kiss him deeply as you writhe around together on the cot, entwined together, allowing the fire that is welling up inside you to dictate your actions.
Sanji seems hesitant to escalate things, so you decide to take his arms and place them on your breasts, underneath your beaten up shirt. This seems to delight him as he begins to playfully squeeze them. You can feel his heart beat. Very fast. Glad to know that he's enjoying himself. As if any further proof was necessary, it begins to become painfully clear that his cock had become quite hard for you. Feeling his bulging causes your brain to go into overdrive. It feels like bolts of lightning inside your breasts and nether regions.
The thought of his phallus, this growing bulge in his pants drives you to go further, further then you've ever gone before. You break the kiss and pull back, admiring his highly aroused expression. “I know how I can thank you,” you say. Yes, this will reward him for his thoughtfulness, but is that the reason why, or your own lust? You slide down onto the floor, your hands playfully caressing his crotch. Undoing his pants is difficult, so he breathlessly helps out, and you soon have them pulled down. His throbbing cock pops right out, and you admire it shyly, your eyes twinkling. You knew about them, but have never seen one in person before. It's bigger then you imagined, must have felt so trapped in those tight pants. The smell was a little musky, but smelled of aftershave. Very pleasant.
You lightly touch it with your hand, and Sanji shivers. Having such a beautiful man quiver at your touch gives you just the confidence you need to give it a taste, sticking your tongue out and slowly licking its underside, from base to tip. The taste was sweet and masculine at the same time. You lick your lips before repeating the lick several times, while carefully watching his reaction. You made sure he had a good view as you licked at it, driving him absolutely wild. You began licking the underside of the tip, right where he released the strongest signals. Sanji let out a soft moan. Satisfied, you begin swirling your tongue on the area, making him squirm around in pleasure.
Your own cravings for his cock become uncontrollable, and you slowly take him into your mouth. It fills up quickly, and you begin to bob up and down on it, swirling your tongue around on his sensitive spot. It feels like heaven as his sizable girth throbs inside of your mouth. Sanji attempts to stifle his moans, but they still come out as soft whimpers. You smile, happy to know that you're doing a good job. You desire so badly to please him, to please him more than he has ever been pleased before. You need his seed.
Before he can grow accustomed to your mouth, you decide to push it further. You take him in even deeper, slowly entering the tip of your throat.
“Oh!” he blurts, half moaning. It isn't easy, but it is a worthy cause. You press on, and it isn't long before he begins to succumb to your efforts, breathing faster and throbbing harder.
“I-I'm going t-to-” Sanji says, half crazed looking. You lock your eyes onto his and make the cutest face you can. You don't really know what to expect, despite knowing the biology of the situation. You know you are about to receive his seed, right into your mouth. You maintain eye contact and swirl your tongue around the sensitive spot as he loses control, bursting into your mouth. Burst after burst of his hot cum come forth into your eager mouth as you happily lick his pleased cock, thoroughly proud of your efforts. Swallowing is easy, you crave his pleasure and only want more.
When you are sure he is finished cumming, you pull his cock out and let him watch you lick your lips once more.
“Did that feel good?” you ask smugly, smiling at him.
“Thank...You...” he answered, looking absolutely dazed.
“You are very welcome,” you say with a giggle, satisfied with the results of your ministrations.
Watching his erection slowly wane only causes your own loins to ache with desire, wishing they could have him inside.
“I've never done anything like that before. I hope it was a memorable experience for you,” you say, your shyness beginning to return a bit.
“Incredibly so. This is a first for me, too!” he dazedly utters, struggling to come back to the world of the living.
You giggle softly. You were his first blowjob too. It feels nice knowing that neither of you had experience in such an act, he had no expectations for you to live up to.
You lie down beside him, giving him another kiss before running your fingers through his blond hair, stroking him lightly. Laying down next to him is so peaceful that you could fall asleep, especially after all the food, were it not for your own unquenched desires.
“Do you mind if I ask you a question?” Sanji asks suddenly, breaking the minutes of silence.
“Of course not,” you respond, curious what he may ask of you.
“Well, uh..” he begins, looking away with a sort of embarrassed look on his face.
“This is personal, I know, so it's OK if you don't want to answer..” he says, looking back at you sheepishly. Your reassuring smile lets him know it is OK.
“I've always wondered...How you guys, ya know...” He trailed off, red in the face.
Redness covers your face as well, and you quietly ponder how to answer.
“Sorry, that was stupid!” he quickly apologizes, looking flustered.
“No no, It's fine!” you quickly respond. You don't mind his curiosity, and your desire burns hot, begging for you to show him.
“I don't know how different it is from human women,” you say, face still glowing red.
“Really?” he asks incredulously, “but...how?”
“I..Haven't had any experience with it myself, besides just touching the...outside,” you explain, blushing deeper still. “When we get aroused with someone we love, the entrance sort of...opens a bit, allowing it to be spread.”
“Wow...” he says in a breathless voice after a few moments have passed. “Thank you for telling me.”
“Would you... like to see?” you ask, looking away from him as a surge of fire fills your loins.
“I'd love to!” he quickly says, sporting an excited tone.
Now it was his turn to move to the floor, which he did in one smooth motion.
All kinds of dirty thoughts fill your mind as you reach down to the base of your tail, running your fingers across it towards your most intimate area. It spreads apart easily, scales pulling back to reveal beautiful pink flesh.
Your desires driving you wild, you motion for his hand and guide it towards your vagina. It is already soaking wet for him.
Sanji lets out an excited sound as his fingers come into contact with you. He looks as though he may pass out from excitement. You giggle lightly, pleased.
He begins to lightly run his fingers over you, and you let out a small moan and thrust your hips at him, clearly displaying your intentions. The world stands still as he obliges, carefully thrusting a finger inside. Immediately, he pulls it back out, causing your desire to spike like pouring oil on a fire.
“Woah! It does feel just like a human's!” he says incredulously, staring at you with a dumb smile.
“Do you feel many humans' vaginas?” you ask, just a hint of jealousy in your voice.
“Not at all! Only once ever, really-” Sanji quickly begins to explain, but you smile at him and guide his hand back towards your wet entrance, effectively cutting him short. He is with you now and that is what matters.
He begins to move his finger around inside you, dancing it across your hallowed walls, causing your back to arch in pleasure. You've never been penetrated with anything before, you couldn't imagine a more skillful debut.
You feel yourself reacting strongly as his motion continues, the pleasure mounting and building up to extreme levels. Sanji, picking up on your signals, slowly enters a second finger into you, and the pleasure skyrockets.
It isn't long before you feel your whole body tighten up as the pleasure reaches the maximum you can stand.
“Cum for me!” he commands with a smirk, and your whole body surrenders into a violent, shaking orgasm, coating his hand in your juices as your vagina throbs and squeezes his fingers.
“Oooh!” you moan loudly, bucking and shaking, feeling the joy of your sweet release.
When your throbbing stops, he slowly slides his finger out of you, careful to stimulate just the right spots on their way out, just enough to make you want more.
“How was that?” Sanji said with a very satisfied smirk on his face.
Your response is unintelligible, the world is not real anymore.
You feel yourself slipping into sweet peaceful sleep. Never have you felt so good in your entire life.
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You feel a soft touch on your tail, near your hips. You open your eyes to see Sanji, sweetly stroking you while burning that thing in his mouth.
“Sleep good?” he asked with a huge grin.
“Yes,” you tell him as the memory of a few minutes ago came flooding back.
“I had to go finish my shift, but don't worry. I made sure nobody even looked back here. The old geezer said that you were a special guest, and that nobody else was to get any ideas about bothering you under any circumstances. There are some greedy assholes here, but nobody would dream of disobeying a direct order,” Sanji explained, as you sat up.
The light from the window had vanished, indicating that night has come.
“So,” he continued, “You're welcome to stay the night, if you'd like.”
“Thank you,” you say sweetly, “You've done so much for me.” You consider his offer. You may be the fastest swimmer out there, but you have been caught by a Sea-king once before, and traveling at night is never preferable anyway.
“It was my pleasure, my sweet,” Sanji says graciously, flaring his nostrils slightly. “And as luck would have it,” he continues, “Our course has us set to travel to the Southernmost point of our rotation tomorrow.”
“Then I'd be happy to take you up on that,” you say, giving him a big smile, twinkling your eyes.
“Splendid!” he exclaims as he gets up, “I'd love to make you some breakfast in the morning, and of course, whatever provisions you will need for your trip!”
“Sounds wonderful!” you say, pure happiness filling you.
“Then I will look forward to seeing your beautiful face in the morning, Goodnight my sweet!” Sanji seems to sing as he bounces towards the door.
“Goodnight!” you respond with a giggle. What a kind, caring man.
You feel your desire growing again as you think back on the day. If you have any say in the matter, you'll have to find some special way to say goodbye before you leave.
You can't help but smile as you drift off to sleep, with the dim lantern flame glowing softly on the wall. You wonder if you will ever meet anyone like him again, or if he is the kindest person you will ever find. The thought of leaving, perhaps never to see him again was a sad thought, but you miss your home. Your family and friends are probably worried sick about you, little do they know that you found a great treasure of the ocean: the sweetheart of a man who spends his days sailing on the sea, cooking food for the hungry.
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my roman empire is that i’m convinced there had to have been a second surgery during tony’s captivity. listen. listen. we don’t see it suddenly he just Has the arc reactor but ok. the electromagnet looks. fairly shallow. like we can see the bit that is the electromagnet and it’s in there a Little bit it’s not Fit Your Entire Hand In There like the casing for the reactor is later. there also isn’t an obvious like… casing around it. it’s just kind of Thing On There.
they had to fit the reactor in there somehow. likely had to make the existing,,,, space, deeper. i just… i’m obsessed with all the spaces during the captivity that we don’t see. did tony tell yinsen what he was doing? at what point did they have the discussion of how to get it in there? they had cameras! it must have been obvious at some point that whatever he was making was Not a bomb. especially when they got to having install it. and also “install” is. not a word that really conveys exactly what would have had to happen holy shit.
(also again, gotta be how stane knows about the reactor in the first place, right? the rings would have known about it and he was in contact with them. it wasn’t rhodey or pepper who told him.)
also. something i cannot stop thinking about. the “it could power your heart for a lifetime/or something big for 15 minutes” conversation and how that is one of Thee thrulines in both im1 and 2. tony consistently choosing to use the reactor in ways that make it more dangerous for him.
also. do you think that tony knew it would poison him. do you think even as he was making it and preparing to get it put in his chest he knew the palladium was going to be a problem. do you think he was always, from the second he woke up attached to a car battery, operating on the assumption that he was living on borrowed time?
i just. augh. AHHHH. im1 + 2 movies that make me INSANE
OH ONE HUNDRED PERCENT I AM ALWAYS SAYING THIS. YOURE RIGHT
the electromagnet was surface level. the reactor has Housing it has a big metal tunnel into his chest that pepper can stick her whole hand down to fish out an electromagnet and she has to play operation not to have the wire touch the casing on the way back out there is a Foundation Of Metal going on. also based on how it works there's definitely a pacemaker type of deal installed at some point here
guy has a titanium pringles can in his chest and it's got to be bolted into his ribcage so it doesn't move around like the first thing he and yinsen are drafting in that cave is 100% a solution for"how do we fit this thing into my chest without killing me" there just has to be a second surgery. and tony is NOT a doctor he is NOT a surgeon so yinsen's input is definitely needed here to make sure it also doesn't. like. kill him horribly god the cave sequence is grim
(obadiah knowing about the reactor from the 10 rings is both better and worse than finding out from rhodey thanks i'm pacing around the room)
raza doesn't look that surprised when he sees the reactor in tony's chest?? so i think we have to assume that at least Some conversation was had re: "listen the thing you want him to build is going to take longer than the week he has to live, the math does not check out, we have do to this one thing first" but like how tense was it buying that kind of time. i'm fine
IF YOU HAVEN'T READ REVISION BY KADIGAN......
also YEAH i DO think he knew as he was making it that the palladium was going to be a problem i think he started keeping tabs on it from the second he got home, iron man 1 and iron man 2 are just part 1 and part 2 of the same movie they're continuous they're back to back they're so good they make me insane
#FILMS OF ALL TIME. MOVIES OF ALL TIME#kayvswords#thrilled to receive a novel in my askbox. feels very 2017
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THE WISDOM SAGA IS OUT AHHHH
It was SO much better than I anticipated. Like, I knew it'd be amazing to listen to - 'cause practically all of Jorge's stuff is - but I was less attached to Telemachus as a character than Ody, so while I was settled in for a fun time I wasn't as invested as I had been for the previous sagas.
Little. Did. I. Know.
HOW DO THE SAGAS JUST KEEP BEING SO GOOD LIKE WHAT JORGE DO YOU SLEEP
Anyway, now that it's officially out for everyone, here's 1000+ words worth of excited screeching/rambling/word vomit from my immediate reaction to the audio, when it released at midnight for me! (I'm australian, so I got it 15 hours ahead of the americans lol, but also means I hadn't seen the animatics from the Live at this point)
Also, heads up there's a lot of swearing and I wasn't very coherent, 'cause my brain-to-type filter was non-existent at midnight while in the middle of a HYPE adrenaline rush lol
I feel so awake rn, even though it's midnight lol.
Started smiling as soon as I heard him. He sounds so GOOD!! MICO you're knocking it out of the park!
"Come and give me a sign!" Ayyy the Athena motif!!
Ooh they merged MICO's audition way of saying "if you're dead... or just tooo far"!
"Can I do whatever I takes to keep my mum safe?" aww don't worry bebe Athena's coming!
"Where is the man who'll have to wife?" ooh they really did use the Man of the House lines!
And they dropped that it's been 20 years! That's good, a proper timeline needed to be established at this point or newcomers might get confused.
ohhh shit! That growled "Boy!"
(Also, edit from after I watched the Livestream: HE DID NOT JUST THROW A BOWL AT MY BOY OH HELL NO-)
"Why don't you open her room so we can" oh FUCK OFF ANTINOUS!
oh the LINE! The CHAMP line!
"If I fight this monster" THS MONSTER! It changed from those monsters to this monster, because while he might be having fun thinking of conquering distant monsters out in the world, the real monster is living in his home and he needs his father's strength more than ever and AHHH
(Another edit from post Live: he decided to fight for his mum's honour and thought he'd get a beatdown or DIE in the attempt and STILL put his fists up oh my goddd!! And also, HIM STEPPING INTO THE SPIRIT OF HIS FATHER AHHH)
Ok I hate Antinous already. Like, I really love his voice, it's perfect, Ayron did amazing, but Antinous? What the FUCK! FUCK HIM! And I decided I love Telemachus. He sounds so helpless in that last line 🥺 ATHENA STEP IN!
Listening to Little Wolf now! Oh god I'm scared for Tele
(Edit post Live: YOOO IT'S FULL ON STREET FIGHTER STYLE!)
"Wanna entertain me?" oh EW Antinous!
I just have a permanent stink face on rn lol
"Wanna entertain me?" Still ew, but also aww he didn't do the growl like in the demo
Clock sound effect! ATHENA!!!
she's giving TE/MO type vocal vibes, more than Act 1 Athena lol
"What's going on here??" lmao he's confused about Quick-Thought, like ody wasn't
"Uppercut him. Now." AYYYY FIGHT ADVICE
she's doing the verse melody but for him!
wait what'd she say? "I've no respect for bullies! Those who [something something] will!"
SHE CALLED HIM A DOG HA! What's a dog to a wolf hey antinous >:)
"One young wolf has a larger heart than all these men combined!" awww Athena <3
YES!! SHE'S SINGING THE CHORUS BUT IN HIS FAVOUR!!
the HARMONIES!!
"Oooh, maybe I pushed you a bit too hard..." lol she's too used to ody who is used to her
oh FUCK OFF antinous!
"Tell me, Athena, why you came to my aid..." wait WAIT HE SUNG THE "what keeps you up so late at night myyy friend?" MELODY??? HOLY SHIT!!
Ok that was awesome. We'll Be Fine time!
SHE CALLED ODY HER FRIEND!!
OMG SHE'S DOING THE "MIIIND" RIFF!!
awww she regrets <3
NO THE "SLEEP AT NIGHT" CALLING BACK TO ALL THOSE TIME ODY COULDN'T SLEEP FROM REGRET
omg but her HIGH notes
ooh? 👀 The line changed from "sailed to an island" to "and I didn't die?? What does this mean for HTD's "I heard he's on a diplomatic mission" line?
oh now HIS high notes!!
THEIR HARMONIES!!
awww their motifs mixing! <3 <3
(Edit post Live: lmao him trying to lean on her shoulder and accidentally falling through her instead XD)
Well that was nice! Time for LIP... What am I in for bro
AHA I was RIGHT! The music from the cover art reveal IS here at the start of this song!
OH HOLY HSIT NOT HIS "REMEMBER ME" OMG WAIT GO BACK
The "ohhhh" motif from Remember Them!
TIME DIVE! WITH LYRICS!
oh yo! THESE scenes! We called the Sirens, Scylla, and Thunder Bringer on the discord, but the lines that are being used are INTERESTING
(Edit post Live: the animatics are going CRAZY this saga!)
calypso time...
Ooh calypso's voice is much gentler than the snippets! (I'm determined to not let my bias against her character in the Odyssey colour how I feel about her performance, because Wangui is a lovely person, and her voice is beautiful.)
lmao the awkwardly long pause and then "... ANWAYS!" is always funny XD
the electronic elements when she reveals what she is!
"Time can take a heavy toll." uh oh what's that mean
Damn not the "all I hear are screams"-
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... holy fuck. Um. My jaw literally dropped what. What. Ok first, her "ody" fuck that. Second, the LEDGE?? Um. UM. I need to rewind please
Oh shit
Oh my goddd JUST LET HIM GO
NOT THE OPEN ARMS NO WHAT THE FUCK NOT POLITES OMG EURYLOCHUS OH FUCK ANTICLEA TOO OH SHIT
no him calling for athena! 😭
the slow clock omgggg
YES GO HELP HIM HE NEEDS HELP
... wait I need to rewind wait shit I'm shaking
ok. Pause. That was.
I guess I called correctly, but it turned out to be a BIT of an understatement when I said there'd be an UNEXPRECTED EMOTIONAL MOMENT! What the FUCK. Oh god that was incredible and I teared up and ah fuck wtf fuck who gave him the RIGHT
TIme for God Games. Shit. Am I ready for Beast Mode Zeus??? No. But I'm doing it anyway! :D
ok that was beautiful. Also her calling him "father" was unexpected but welcome
"... Odysseus." commander motif!!
god I love his voice but I hate him
ok I love how he says "AphroDITE!" I'm smiling, I'm getting into this
also, wait why does he say "or" instead of "and" like the snippets did?
The voice teasers! Ah shit I can't believe I'm going to HEAR THEIR VERSES IN A FEW SECONDS WHAT. Also Hera's voice is VERY interesting!
Apollo? YO?? Wait wait I have to go back and actually listen to the words lmao his voice is cool!
oh the sirens??
Huh. I... don't really get that logic? Athena just said "yeah but they had it coming and now they'll know better" and he replied "understandable have a nice day"?
wow what is that accent? Lemme go back and understand lol
damn those went by quick. Also, not what I'd thought their issues would be. Tho I think someone called the sirens one!
ooh wait I've always loved aphrodite's, this is BEAUTIFUL. I need to go back to the start of the song so I can get her full impact after pausing so much.
ohhh she's the first one to reject athena!
Ares!!
"HOLD YOUR TONGUE NOW! HIS SON'S MY FRIEND!"oop you done fucked up ares
oh I LIKE hera's voice! It's kinda airy but still hella powerful!
damn my jaw hurts from smiling
I hear cheering 👀
ohhh THAT'S what he meant by "or"! Athena was supposed to face either the five gods or Zeus?
"You DARE to defy me!" DAMN Zeus! That growl!
THUNDER BRINGER CHORUS!
lightning bolt to the face lmao
oh? The Wotm motif?
wait. Is the. Is this the "anime character on brink of death thinks of their friends and powers up" moment???
(Edit post Live: shit, zeus. Someone call CPS)
"Let him go..." oh wait that's IT?? NO WHAT SHIT
... lemme hear that end bit again.
WAIT reading through the comments and JORGE'S DAD VOICES HEPHAESTUS?? HOLY SHIT THAT'S EPIC! Now we just need his sister lol.
Oh that's right, I can see the cast now! Brandon McInnis as Apollo, POSEY as Hera, and Mike Rivera as Hephaestus. Nice.
It's 1 am now. Holy shit that was a wild ride. Damn. Hats off to Jorge and all the cast and editors and EVERYONE, that was absolutely incredible!! 💙🙌🏼🎉
... but also JORGE! WHEN I CATCH YOU JORGE-
#epic the wisdom saga spoilers#epic the wisdom saga#epic the musical#odysseus#telemachus#athena#antinous#calypso#zeus#apollo#hephaestus#aphrodite#ares#hera#immediate reactions#my posts#long post#tw sui attempt#tw swearing
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Thoughts on TBHK Chapter 118
Another month another chapter, and it looks like you guys Finally let me know when this one was out, and I gotta be honest, judging by the Cover card, I'm completely scarred. because since we're going back to Red house and with that THING Still possessing Kou, I Honestly Don't know what to expect, all I know is that this cover gives me the heebie jeebies
Not even 2 minutes in and already I'm scared because this whole just Screams, "Hey someone is going to die" or "Hey, we're going to F*$k with your emotions today " ^^ maybe it's just me, but with last few Chapters, I don't think I can Trust anything Anymore. Also, I'm 100% sure that the Senpai is a 100% Hanako, because why wouldn't it be at this point?
Yeah 2 things: either the Senpai IS Hanako and we just stumbled into his house and he's about to idk Greet us or something, Or 2, The Red house or should I say, The ENTITY, is about to Kill us
Oh. Well that's something, Yeah I was totally Not expecting that 😐 Okay, time to Run
Man between This house, The house on Neebolt Street, And the house from Monster house, What is with Most of the shit I like having Haunted houses? Also it looks like Kou's Starting to remember Things 👀
WHAT!? OK 1st off Kou DEFINITELY remembers the other World, and Second of all, How the Hell does HE Know!? 🤯
CAPTIVATED!? Oh it's confirmed, This Guy LOVES Him ^w^
Oh This is making me Sad, OMG aidairo Please Don't do this to Me 🥺
AHHHH MY HEART!!! 😭😭😭
Oh you little TROLL, I Effing Hate you 😢
This giving me MAJOR Picture perfect arc vibes and I Don't like it ^^;
Oh God No, Every F#$king Time we get a Chapter of these 2, Something Bad ALWAYS has to happen, and lately it's been happening to Kou more, What the fuucck!!😫
Ok seriously, What the Hell are these THINGS!? I'm guessing their either Kanagi's or maybe just people who were Sacrificed to the Red house, but Idk Tbh. Also Who the f%$k is SPEAKING right here!? I only have 1 guess and Literally could just be Hanako, but imagine if was Past Tsukasa or something Crazy like idk, Sakura. That would be Amazing Lol
OMG IT IS AAAAAHHHH!!! 😱
AAAAHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU!!! 😱 😱😱 Holy Shit it looks like people's theories on Hanako being the one behind this are Right, Holy Shit I didn't expect this. I'm guessing this means That in THIS Timeline, instead of him and Tsukasa both becoming Ghosts, they ended up being Possessed by The Red house Entity instead. 😨 Holy SHIT, this Chapter was AMAZZINNG, Once again aidairo Proves that they DO NOT PLAY and they DO NOT MISS When It comes to their Chapters! Shit this Chapter was effing AMAZING I Totally can't wait for the Next one, How is yashiro gonna React to this, and are Our boys Ok!? Well only 1 way to find out, in the mean time I'll see you guys Next month, *chuckles nervously* 😅😅😅 We're in trouble aren't we...
#anime#kawaii#2000s anime#90s anime#anime / manga#shounen#animanga#toilet bound hanako kun#jibaku shoujo hanako kun#jibaku shounen hanako kun#tbhk#tbhk manga#tbhk spoilers#tbhk anime#tbhk kou#tbhk mitsuba#tbhk hanako#tbhk yashiro#kou minamoto#mitsuba sousuke#hanako kun#yashiro nene#tbhk 118#chapter 118#aidairo#miimo96
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tged webtoon ep 156 spoilers and thoughts below the cut yeah yeah yeah
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I DONT KNOW WHY BUT I THINK THE WAY HE SITS BACK HERE IS REALLY SILLY HEEHEE
also if the panels are slightly blurry uuuuuh no they're not dont worry abt it
ok back to the top bc holy shit this chapter made me crazy again
OF ALL THE CHARACTERS I COULD HAVE EXPECTED A RETURN OF. IT WAS NOT LUPELLAN
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I REALLY THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THAT GUY CAUSE YKNOW. DEAD. BUT HERE WE ARE AHHHH ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER
and ohhh god the restoration of fate kicking in alongside all of this is insane ,, , god it might even happen sooner depending on how quickly they kick their plans into gear ,,, also this guy (forgot his name LMFAO) looks downright terrifying
i wonder how they'll go about it actually,,, especially since alicia has already had a dose of that like, dark magic paranoia poison back when she raided targa's castle. will she be able to combat what their planning,,, do they know she had been poisoned before? probably not, right? ooohhh im so curious to know,,,,,,,
ANYWAY AHH LLOYD AND JAVIER AHHHHHH AAAHHHH
LLOYD GETTING. EMOTIONAL OVER FINALLY BEING CLOSE TO GETTING THE ANSWERS HE NEEDS BUT THEN IMMEDIATELY PUSHING PAST IT GGGHHHRRRRR GGGG IM BITING MY HAND IM BITING MY HAND
he's finally so close . he's so close to being able to permanently protect this place that he loves so dearly . ooohhhghhh hhhhh . he's gotta pursue and continue to the end god im shaking him
AND THEN JAVIER BEING FOND OF HIM
im so sorry i dont have a lot of brilliant things to say im just. KICKING MY FEET ROLLING ON THE FLOOR IM. AAAHHHH my singular Analysis braincell hasn't kicked in yet sorry
sorry okay if i just post panels and scream i wont actually get anywhere but i REALLY liked the oneliners/jokes in this episode specifically got me giggling my ass off
AND LLOYD BEING A FUCKING SCHEMER TOO YOU ASSHOLE /AFF
TOP TIER ACTOR WHAT THE HELLL HAHAHAHA HIS SMUG ASS FACE
i remember seeing a post on twt about the episode preview and it was this left frame of lloyd crying and i was like "WTF FULLY EMOTIONAL MOMENT WITH LLOYD??" BUT NO ITS JUST HIM BEING CONNIVING AS USUAL LMAO
and javier's reaction HAHAHAHAHAHAA
OH ANDNDD AND AND MY FAV PART OF THIS EP
shaking crying at the way they look at each other oh my god . javier fully understanding lloyd . that the outcome lloyd wants isnt just one that benefits himself or the estate, but one that satisfies everyone,,, theyre on the same page they want the same thing a good ending for everyone they love im gonna lose my fucking MARBLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PROTAGONISTS EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
AND AND ANDD THE CALLUSES ON LLOYDS HANDS. IM. SHAKING CRYING AND JAVIER'S EXPRESSION AT HIS HANDS AAHHH AAA
lloyd saying this n that about being pragmatic and yet there's this blatant fucking evidence that he's been working so hard and so long for the most idealistic, best results for the people he cares about and the people he comes across no matter what . "pragmatic" and he's going about things in a long, constructive and taxing process all so that he can fight fate while also saving people instead of realistically accepting the permanence of it . this is so poorly worded but i hope u understand HOW INSANE THIS MAKES MEEE and javier catches this for sure the fucker im shaking him
AND THEIR GOD DAMN HIGH FIVE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"business relationship" I THINK NOT! Y'ALL HIGH FIVE'D!!! AAHHAFDLKJSDFHAHHAHAHAHAHA IM GONNA THROW UP /POS
THIS MADE ME SO FUCKING EMOTIONAL FOR SOME REASON I. GHGHGHHGHGHGHGHH the first high five they share im gonna fall apart into ten billion pieces
i said this on twt but like. if anyone suggests a high five irl i think i'm actually gonna just bawl in front of them i'm so serious llovier is a fucking plague
and their second one about the hellgate was really cute/funny LMFAOOO
this ep had me giggling and wiggling around like a fucking millipede i loved this so much HEHEHEHE
i think this is just abt the beginning of the end of the truth jewel arcs,,, god i wonder what the jewel will say!!! PRAYING that it says fate can be fought bc if it says "lol nah u cant" the devastation and anguish that would follow would be INSANE i wouldnt be able to take it. id stop reading right then and there /j
AND LUPELLAN AND THAT OTHER GUY WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO TO ALICIA OH GODDDD
anyway that's all for now ,,,, i will see u next week, ,,,, or whenever i make my next shitpost,,,,!!!! end post!!!!!!!!!!
#tged#the greatest estate developer#tged spoilers#lynn misc#man i was giggling like a fucking maniac while i was reading this ep#blessed be my family for not asking me about it xd#like how do i explain that the reason im cackling so much is bc my fav characters smiled at each other and then high fived .#like what would i even say to explain why that feels significant to me to ppl who havent read tged#im sure someone else here in the fandom could pull it off... not me tho im verbally useless
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AAAAHHHH!!! Ok. I saw some TikTok videos saying “combine the last video game you played and last tv show you watched” and I was like “oh, that would be danganronpa v3 and dungeon meshi”. Now I’m going fucking insane over it.
Anyway, here’s what I think all the v3 characters, races would be in the dungeon meshi universe.
Angie-Gnome. This one is kinda weird to start with BUT, gnomes live side by side with nature spirits and ask them for help with magic and stuff. I think Angie suits being a long life race, idk why. Also she’s would looks so cute with the ears.
Gonta-Oger. Big. Need I explain more? He’s just a gentle giant, and I think the big horns and teeth would also add to his “people get scared when they see me” story.
Himiko-Gnome. It’s literally perfect, shut up. Magic being culturally significant, generally a pretty short race, even for a character design point! The sleepy droopy eyes!!!! AHHHH! Love her.
Kaede-Tall man. She’s just so!!!! That’s all I can say. I just think if she was made another race it would take away from her everything. Like I debated an elf but, it just didn’t feel right.
Kaito-Tall man. Are you going to sit here and tell me that kaito isn’t the most guy of men. He would 100% say shit like “I only have a short life, so I need to make the most of it!” Then run head first into a dragon fight without any plans.
Kiibo-Beast man. Specifically a werewolf, like just. “I know I’m a beast man, but I’m still just as human as anyone else!” And he would still get to contemplate his humanity:DDD. I can just picture kokichi being a massive bitch about it too.
Kirumi-Elf. She’s just hot like that. Also you know, the expectation of her being perfect and talented. I feel like at first she would pity short life races and fall into the “they are like children” mindset (obviously still doing anything they asked of her, she’s still herself) then after meeting the cast, would go “oh, wait. These are just people. They don’t need pity for just existing”.
Kokichi-Half foot. Ok this is another one that’s absolutely perfect. Like the lock-picking, them commonly being known for thievery, and he would absolutely use those big old ears for no good!!!! Literally just a perfect match.
Korekiyo-Kobold. Ok. This is going to be the first of a few “because I said so” he would just look so god dam good like that. It would just add to his “I’m mysterious and not much is known about me” vibe. Yes. I know kobolds tend to stay in there community’s, and can’t speak in the common tongue that well. Fuck you!!!
Maki-Half foot. I know some might question this, but hear me out! It would be so handy for her assassin thing! Like the hearing would be a massive help, her size would make it easier to go unnoticed, also she would be incredibly light footed.
Miu-Dwarf. They’re like the technology race! They invent shit! Also her brash attitude would just fit in most with dwarves, she’s probably a bit confused why everyone’s getting mad at her for being, well, her.
Rantaro-Elf. Because I said so #2. He’s just hot, I don’t think he would pity short life races tho. My mans is too well traveled for that shit to slide.
Ryoma-Dwarf. Ok yes. It is because he’s short. But also because of his demeanour, like he’s really gruff and stoic, I imagine his backstory would be much of the same, but with the added benefit of “I will outlive most of the friends I make, so why make friends in the first place”.
Shuichi-Elf. Pure fucking vibes. Just look at him. Also something something, his parents are probably these great Influential people or whatever, and he feels like all he’s achievement’s mean nothing….. something something.
Tenko-Kobold. Another absolutely perfect one! Like, just! AG! Look at everything we know about kobolds! It can be applied to Tenko!! Also she’s not immune to the “because I said so” argument. She’s my favourite. Kobolds are my favourite. Boom. Done.
Tsumugi-Tall man. Don’t even try to argue this one. Tall men are the “nothing too special about them” race. The plain race. Like I don’t know what you want from me.
Anyway that’s all. Maybe keep an eye out for some art of this crossover. Idk. Had lots of fun tho. Obviously if anyone wants to use this idea as a springboard you absolutely can, but please let me see!!! I wanna see someone going as insane as I am about my favourite game being crossed over with such a cool manga/anime
#danganronpa v3#danganronpa#danganronpa au#danganronpa crossover#crossover#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#drv3#danganronpa killing harmony
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im held hostage to do this tag game
thank u @spookygingerr for making this week's tag game heeeheeee and thank you @lingy910y @sleepyheadgallavich & @creepkinginc for tagging me!
favourite nickname someone gave you: NOT GREG. hm, maybe Fernsie? People usually just call me Pie lol.
favourite thing in your room/house: my computer :3c
your favourite thing about a friend/partner/family member: the joking jokester you make me laugh so much for the next challenge we will be painting using mythica's blood
what is something you’re grateful for today? The people who ordered a keychain :)
what’s your favourite thing about this fandom? The creativity!!!!!
if one song could describe your day today, what would it be? I'm so ass at doing these kind of things uhhh
pick one of your pocket pals and tell them something you admire about them: I'm gonna do this one a little differently, and use it for my tags at the same time!
@ian-galagher I admire the fact that despite also being Dutch you still haven't come to my house and beaten the ever loving shit out of me, yet. ♥ Also the Africa fic is so good I love it and you.
@lee-ow ur ok ig.
@deathclassic Molllyyy I always get excited when our paths cross! I admire your work ethic because I would've exploded 100 times already if I had the same work hours that you do LOL.
@thepupperino I love talking to you sooo much omg! I manifest you having insomnia every morning just so I can catch you in the discord server :) Also your stories are always so crazy and amazing oh my god.
@deedala I love it whenever we struggle at trivia together <3 What's the dps number of the shit toilet in fallout 4? hint: 0 vowels @doshiart I admire your dedication to art so much!!! Your art is so fucking good and I love your backgrounds and rendering I got much to learn from you.
@roryonic I admire your work ethic and I love your fics sooo much, your dry sense of humor is also very funny. @jrooc Your big sister energy is ooffff the charts Jess I love talking to you and I always feel like you give me a safe space. Also your writing is bomb dot com I eat all your words up. @heymacy YOUR GIFS AHHHH tyheyre so amazing macy, I also love it whenever I can catch you in the server. I always feel like you bring the sun with you wherever you go. @transmurderbug Sky I love talking to you, seeing you fail so miserably with the snail race commands and then giving up. I can't wait to hang out again next netflix n chill.
I can go on forever so I'll force myself to stop here, LOL. If I didn't mention you then you probably already tagged me :3, or I'm too lazy to add you but i still see u and appreciate u muah muah muah
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Real time reactions and questions for The Balance: World’s Apart. SPOILER WARNING! ⚠️
Ok, I don’t like that! I don’t want to hear Brachium cry!! 😭 he sounds so sad and tired!
Mother?? Did we know that??
REUNION!!!!!!! Ahh my heart is so happy!!!!
AHHHH IN PERSON BRACHIUM, ELLIOT, SUNSHINE REUNION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does Sunshine know already Aaron?
It’s so fascinating how one man can have (in the case on this scene) 3 completely unique voices. I’ve listened to some audios where you can’t distinguish one character from another with the same VA especially if they all have the same accent, but I can tell Aaron, Elliot, and to a lesser extent (because of the echo(y) voiceover) Brachium all apart easily. Very impressive.
The hum behind the Blake portions kind of hurts.
Excuse you sir, I already do not like you. You do not get to yell at me!
Ok Blake, we’re getting a little more manic than usual. Don’t go full yandere here.
What are we seeing!?!?!?
Excuse you! Pet?
😌 domestic happiness of card games. Love Aaron and Sunshine bonding time!!!
Wait Brachium, you better not have modified yourself out of their memories!!!!
Oh good Scorpious is safe!!!
Brachium, Scorpious team up!!! Take down the little shit!
I really hope Brachium isn’t out of their lives for good! I really love our Deathwalker!!! ❤️❤️❤️
#asmr roleplay#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted listener#redacted brachium#redacted sunshine#redacted audio elliott#redacted aaron#redacted smartass#redacted blake#redacted bestie#redacted scorpius#redacted balance
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pit babe ep 3 stray fever thoughts
- they are NOT playing with these episode lengths like damn
- still love the intro like come on color grading
- black turtleneck suit jacket combo this man is one of the baddies
- “he’s the one who babe calls daddy” i feel like is maybe more of a translation thing…. but awlright
- i see babe already pulling out the puppy eyes… its joever for me if we’re being honest
- ok how many of the characters are tony’s adopted children cause im gonna go with any and everyone until proven otherwise
- sonic again with the fits. at least he commits and we must stan for that
- oh this is kinda nostalgic for fixing cars with my dad…
- ok alanjeff kinda funny. like alan whining about his current crisis and jeff in the corner eating noodles and being judgy i love it
- oh way knows people ?? he has conversations that don’t revolve around babe??
- ok coloring. i love you blue sets
- HIS FUCKING CARS AHHHH
- oh so babe is rich.
- he has a tortured soul and hot wheels collection your honor how could i not wanna hit
- GET A JOB!! STAY AWAY FROM HER!!!!!
- oh this subplot goes wild actually like the super children thing…. delicious little backstory. plus peep the others there too
- awwwwww they’re so cute. not ready for the pain that’s coming. obsessed with this cute lil song playing like we switched genres for a sec here
- vroom vroom mf making it sound like the pits of hell up in here. i would. need my noise blockers
- wait whose dean did we meet him yet. is this the one yall shipping with winner
- obsessed with jeff and how he moves through the world like a prey animal
- oh here’s pete. here’s the poor little meow meow ig
- they got sponsored time to go crazy on those chicken nugggies
- help winner being a loser again. kim needs to knock some sense into him or something. NOT HIM SUGGESTING SABOTAGE THEN GOING “ oopsie 🤪” djjdjdjdjdjdjdj
- is one of them an omega and can it be kim and jeff
- tony eating his evil little treats, unfortunately a slay
- here we go the famed milk placement
- not charlie in his casuals with that big ass watch who is this kid. also babe sleeping …. i need to do atrocious things to this man
- it’s such a brave choice having a digital clock as a prop
- what did way see… i think way is one third wheeling moment away from exploding
- ooo is way mind controlling rn… that felt strange
- he plays car video games it’s his special interest
- oh shit this kinda making me sweaty
- i get babe if i try to focus without listening to my tunes i lose my fucking mind
- can someone deck winner oh here we go pfjdjejrjrbd winner stumbking this clown can’t even end the fight ejejdj
this ep was my fav so far feels like we’re settling into the rhythm of the world and also descending into chaos, fun
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TBB SEASON 3 SPOILERS
HEADS UP- I WILL BE TAGGING EACH OF MY EPISODE REVIEW THINGS WITH “tbb s3 spoilers”, AND OTHER SPOILER TAGS, PLEASE BLOCK THESE TAGS SO U DONT GET SPOILED!!!
AHHHHH OMEGA MY BABY. She has a pony tail stoppp my child is all grown up I will cry. Ok but she ate the new hairstyle she is slaying.
ERGH SHE HAS BEEN THERE 150 DAYS. Sick and twisted. She contrasts SO heavily with the whole sterile, orderly environment, it’s literally heartbreaking to watch. Forced into this mindless routine, her hopeful attitude constantly being beaten down on?? HURTING. GET HER OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE.
GOD seeing Crosshair look so broken BROKE ME. His shaking hands??? They took away the ONE thing he still had- his superior sniping skills, his steady hand. They took that AWAY from him. FUCKED UP. THEY TORE HIM DOWN. I can’t I’m so sad.
DADDY’S HOMEEEJWJWISNWIANQOQOQB (Hunter was on screen for the first time this season) (He is SO FINE)(MY HUSBAND HAS RETURNED FROM HIS HIATUS IN A TRAUMATIZED STATE BUT NONETHELESS HAS RETURNED TO GRACE MY SCREEN AND BE THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE)
I had a horrible sense of dread overtake my body when he said something like “our mission isn’t over yet”… like idk I felt so ILL. PAIN. WHY do I have the feeling my man isn’t going to make it SHUT UP.
ALSO HIM MAKING RECKLESS DECISIONS???? The kidnapping of his daughter and the death of his brother have done a NUMBER on this man.
WRECKER my cutie patootie!! Yk it’s bad when Wrecker starts to become a voice of reason (which, Hunter in his desperate mindset, promptly ignores 😭)
HAHBANQKNSJQQKO CROSSHAIR IS SO FUNNY DURING HIS ESCAPE WITH OMEGA- literal snark fest
Need Omega bullying a mouse droid on repeat.
Stop mouse droid bullying 😭
OOOO NALA SE’S WARNING TO OMEGA TO LEAVE?? I’m scared. And Omega ate it up tho. She said “say less lmao I’m gone ✌️”.
Did palpy not feel a disturbance into the force. Was bro so into the “project Necromancer deets” he couldn’t tell his vessel was peacing out. Common Palpy L.
RUN OMEGA TAKE YOUR SARCASTIC BROTHER WITH U
JUST A GIRL AND HER DOG AND HER GRUMPY BROTHER EHEHEHEHE
OUGAHHH OK OK IM BOUNCING AROUND EPISODES HERE BUT STAY WITH ME
WHEN CROSSHAIR SAID “forget the hound, Omega.”, it lowkey felt like he was talking about himself. He was telling her to forget him, he was a broken animal, with no point in nurturing back to health. She needs to give up on him if she wants to move forward. BUT SHE DIDNT BECAUSE MAMA DIDNT RAISE NO UNLOYAL LOSER. NO. OMEGA IS THE REALEST ONEEEEE.
EMERIE you confuse me. I hate u yet am intrigued by u. Looking forward to her character development ahhhh.
HUNTER MY POOKIE BEAR BACK TO HIM BC that man was doing FLIPS chopping off the eldritch horror vines. They snatched his brother and he said “hell naw hoe let go of my BRO” and just. Went to town. Me when Hunter exists 🎉🎉🎉🎉
OH OU OH IHHIWHAIANQO ALSO THE MYSTERY GUY IN THE GREEN TACTICAL ARMOR?? IS THE ONE DOING THE “TORTURE” OR WHATEVER TO CROSSHAIR AND THAT GROUP OF CLONES??? If that’s really tech I’m gonna scream. You’re telling me he’s torturing his own brother. Tech would never even THINK about doing shit like that the man just wants to read nerdy newspapers. Desecration of the nerd lifestyle. OK I REALLY HOPE ITS HIM. LIKE I REALLY DO. OOO PLEASE I WILL CRY. WHY ELSE WOULD THEY SHOW THIS MYSTERY CLONE. NO NEED. IT HAS TO BE BROWN EYES (delusion).
OK I AM SO TIRED MY HEAD HURTS MY LIFE IS CHANGING Jesse we need to cook (I need to make tbb art) BUT I AM GOING TO BED FIRST
#the bad batch#sw tbb#tbb#star wars tbb#hunter tbb#tbb s3 spoilers#the bad batch spoilers#bad batch season 3#bad batch season 3 spoilers#spoilers#tbb spoilers#the bad batch season 3 spoilers
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Hello!! I was wondering if you could do a cute
imagine about how you meet Tobi?!(and he is very flirty)  Maybe you are friends with freezy and he introduces them?! Please and thank you!!
Collide (Tobi Brown/Tobijizzle/TBJZL)
A/N: I can have a go, I hope you like it!
Y/N’s POV
I sign as I look up and the tall building in front of me
Finally moving to the big city of London
My best friend finally convinced me with his rambling that this would be the best place to get a job and move to
Who is my best friend you may ask?
Well the one and only Calfreezy
I’ve known Calfreezy for the longest time and we have been friends ever since we met
Not long after Freezy moved to the UK, we became neighbours
He was the annoying boy next door that I saw all the time and could never get rid of
He was like the brother I never had
When Freezy started growing on YouTube and made friends with other YouTubers, he decided that it was best to move to London and start networking
I on the other hand decided that I wanted to go to university and get a degree
From a young age, I haven’t really been sure what I wanted to do, so going to university was a big decision
I finally found my love for photography and decided that was the way that I wanted to go with my life
So fresh out of university, I decided to make the leap and move to London, not just so I could spend time with my best friend but to broaden my horizons
I contacted some companies, showed them portfolio and managed to get a internship with a big name company
I knew that I would need somewhere to live and I couldn’t think of anywhere better than the same building that Freezy had done nothing but bang on about since he moved in
Today was my moving in day and Freezy has no idea that I’m about to become his new neighbour
Just like old times
I take a deep breath as I walk into the grand building stood in front of me
I drag my suitcase behind me, whilst holding a box under my arm
I internally groan at the thought of having to go back to my car and grab some more boxes and carry them up to my flat
Suddenly I collide with another body and my box goes flying, along with the contents
As I hit the floor, my eyes go wide as I see the contents of my underwear box spread across the floor
“Shit, I am so sorry! Here let me help you pick things up” the males voice says as he kneels down and starts picking up the contents of my box
“No, no, it’s fine really, I will pick things up in a second” I say in a hurry as I get up and try to pick things but before he can notice what they are
I lift my head up and come face to face with the man that I recognised to be Tobi brown or TBJZL on YouTube, one of the Sidemen and also one of Freezy’s friends
He is much more handsome in real life
“I’m sorry for bumping into you, I think you dropped these” he says as he hands me a selection of bras and thongs
At this point, I just want the ground to swallow me up because Jesus Christ this is embarrassing
Shit, I know he is a man of god, so shouldn’t really take the lords name in vein
But then again, I’m saying this internally, so I don’t suppose that he will mind
“It’s ok, don’t worry! No harm done” I say before picking up the rest of the things and putting them back in the box
“I’m guessing by the box and suitcase, that you are moving in?” Tobi says gesturing towards my bag and box
I nod
“Yeah, I am a photograhy intern and I needed a place to live, so here I am! I’m Y/N by the way” I explain with a smile
“My best friend lives in this building and banged on about how amazing it is to live here, so I thought that i would surprise him” I continue to explain
“Nice to meet you Y/N, I’m Tobi! Who is your best friend? Maybe I know him” He says
“Callum Airey, sorry you probably know him as Calfreezy” I say correcting myself
“Ahhhh yes, I know Freezy! I’m assuming that I’m you know Freezy then you will know who I am” Tobi says
I laugh at the statement
“Alright big head, yes I do know who you and the Sidemen are, I just didn’t want to seem like some kind of fan girl because after spending time with Freezy in public, I know what they can be like” I explain to him
Tobi nods
“Yes fangirls are lovely but It’s nice to not have people crowding you or in the older days screaming in you face” He says
I get what he means, when Freezy started to get big and the fangirls used to crowd us and could be all levels of crazy in public but just like the boys have, the fans are growing up with them and have mellowed slightly
I mean they aren’t like directioners but still they are fans non the less
“So I was actually down here just getting my post, but now I’m wondering if you wanted any help with your stuff?” Tobi asks
With a smug smile on my face, I say
“Well I think that is the least that you could do, considering my stuff was all over the floor after you bumped into me”
Tobi smirks back at me
“No the least I could do, would be for me to take you to dinner to welcome you to the building and the least you could do for me would be to allow me to see you in some of this underwear that I so kindly helped you pick up” he says
I let out a laugh
“Alright, I’ll let you take me out, but we will have to see about the underwear” I say as I hand him the box before making my way to the lifts
“Yeah, I guess we will” he mumbles as he follows me to the lift
I can see that me and Tobi are going to get on really well
Now time to go and surprise Freezy!
A/N: PLEASE REQUEST SOME IMAGINES
Masterlist
#tobi brown#tobi lerone#tobjizzle#tbjzl#simonminter#simon minter#miniminter#josh bradley#josh zerker#zerkaa#harry lewis#wroetoshaw#ethan payne#behzinga#olajide olatunji#jj olatunji#ksi#ksiolajidebt#vikram barn#vikkstar123#sidemen#callum airey#calfreezy#youtube#youtubers#youtuber#one shot#sidemen imagines#imagine
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