#AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD

[seashoreshell]

ITS THEM ITS THEM ITS THEM ITS THEM

Also a PSA: according to the leaks these guys will be AWAKENED. If you want them, save up your timecards as well as your stargazer cards.

[edit] new update! Apparently one of them will be available through events, and you'll be able to get several copies, not just one! (Though take this info with a pinch of salt)

[lazaefair]

Paging @nicojoe!

oh my God, The Old Guard 2 news in 2024???? I've dreamed of days like these

[mydysfunctionalvampirefamily]

Ohh summoning, Johnny that's so smart!! Oh nvm, Miles very much disagrees. 😂 I see his point though.

The way Britta said, "got it Miles" I think Miles still has majesty on.

I know Neil often feels like the add on in this coterie. But he is so useful for them! They almost always look to him to find something or someone and he has so much knowledge.

Wynn, hoe badly do you want to find him??? Interesting! What why how though??

A surge of cainite power??? What does it mean???

Protean, and what??? Now she is three ravens?

Uhoh something awakens? And it knows where she is???

Make a roll or be DIABLERISED!?!?!? What the fuck?????? 😭😭😭😭 If you fail this roll you're gone forever?!!!! LEX WHAT THE FUCK????

Difficulty 10 and 2 succes?? She rolled 2 successes with the willpower thabk fucking god!!!! What if fucking Wynn had died there, that would have been devastating. Dying with her last act being (what she sees as) betraying Kabir and becoming what she was afraid of, someone who isn't themselves anymore but just a thing that lives and does what other people want.

Omg Miles knows animal speak!!! Thank god!!!!

Johnny being our rock. We need you, Johnny!!

I'm sorry, but Britta's "don't yell at Miles!" made me giggle.

Neil is so upset. 😭 His noise when Miles said diablerised.

What the fuck, who is this guy? he sounds creepy. Fucking tzimisce or how ever the fuck you spell it.

This is so fucked. Like I know we all knew that going in, but being here it's different when it's all real. 😭

Weathers in torpor!!!! 😭 His flesh was baked??? That is so gross.

Noooooooooo not Britta 😭😭😭 5 levels of lethal damage. Soaked to 4. Oh god. Yikes.

LEX!!! Don't just say "let's roll inish" so casual.

I know now is not the time for smugness, but come on Rob! You can show a little bit more than the 'cool' when we learn that coldun is now holding a knife to his own throat!

I was gonna say, Johnny is not gonna let this go.

Lmaoooooo "I ask only thst you spare my pack mates, wait they're dead." 😂😂😂 I'm glad we still get to laugh in the middle of this fuckery.

Oh no. Nonono remember when I said fun just 2 seconds ago. Now we got the orange sponginess and daddy. FUCKING DADDY??? WHAT THE HELL? NOT JESSICA. this is a manipulation. Right.

I'm sorry, 16 successes? The amount of dice they roll is insane.

Oh my God oh my God. We finally get Nara and it's after all this??? Assamite means Nara, right? Right?!????

Fester is alive! But also a uhaul full of people bound and gagged, damn.

Lmaoooo yes Wynn grab Vicky by the face. 😂 Wynn, my love, I know you're in Anguish right now, but you're so goddamn funny. I love you.

YES NEIL LOOK FOR FUCKING NARA!!! Say you're looking for Nara!!!!! Goddamn. NO NARA??? FUCK.

The woman who could heal Miles... The woman?? Is it Nara???

What??? Looking for business??? Hella suss.

Wynn's lingering looks at Miles, needing to do something but unable to. 😭 And then Lex comes and makes it a little worse.

Oh boy Neil feeling it's a huge mistake to send Wynn.

Oh god is that Fester? Oh no! His sire????!!!!

Wait Neil is just talking ON HIS OWN?????

A AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH so fucked up. But I love it so much. 👀 Also now we can do a The sire was inside Neil all along meme.

[mythicalcowboyatheart]

Just like Animals

Spencer Charnas x gn! reader

An: I just remembered I gave my irl friend my Tumblr and um if they find this I'm so sorry 🤣 anyway uhhh happy pride month

Warnings: smut! Smut! Smut! Oh ya more smut! Kinda sub Spencer

"oh my god, you are so hot" "so are you" you smile seductively. "I bet you're not wearing any panties right now. Am I correct?" "Yes your correct." He grabs your hand and puts it on his bulge. "do you feel how hard this makes you make me?" You start stroking him through his pants. his breathing becomes heavier and he moans louder "mmmh...keep doing that..baby" you start stroking him faster. He starts groaning in pleasure "mmhmmm...yes! Ohhh...ohhhhh...ohhhh...yeahhh...uhhhh...this feels sooo gooodddd....ughhh...ahhh...good boyyyy...muhh...ugghhh...mmmmh...good boy...ughhh..." You stroke him faster. you feel his body shake from the pleasure "ahhhhh...ahhhh...ahhhhhh...aahhhh...aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh...mmmmmmm...good boy...ughhh...uhhhh...uhhhh...that's it...give me all your love baby...ughhh...uughhh..." "your such a good boy Spencer" you kiss up his jaw and plant a kiss on his mouth. he kisses back passionately "yeah...I'm a good boy...a really good boy...and you know why? Because you are so sweet and beautiful...you're everything I've ever wanted...thank you baby...for loving me like this...it means so much to me...ughhh...thank youuu..." You shush him "it's okay baby" you kiss him again. he wraps his arms around you pulling you close "thank you...so much...I don't deserve someone like you...you're amazing...you're perfect...thank you...for giving me everything I want...everything I need..." Your hand comes to a stop. "what's wrong baby...?" he looks at you with concern. You smile and get down on your knees you unbutton his pants.he watches nervously as you undo his pants "wh-what are you doing?" he blushes and is nervous but still tries to hide it. You pull down his boxers and place your hand around his length and look you in the eyes and smile "I'm giving you everything you ever wanted" you wink. "w-why would you do something like thi-thisssss?" his face turns redder than before. "because you have been such a good boy" you lick the top of his cock. he closes his eyes and sighs "y-yes..I have been a good boy...but I never thought you'd actually do this for me..." "of course I would baby" you begin to stroke his hard length "I would do anything for you" you give the tip of his cock a kiss before taking in your mouth and you begin to bob your head. he gasps loudly when he feels your lips wrap around him "ughh!" he grabs onto your hair tightly and leans his head back "that feels so good...don't stop...please don't stop..." You bob your head faster. he moans loudly and arches his back more "oohhh...that's right...just like that...don't stop...aahhhh...don't stop..." You reach your hand down and take his balls in to your hand and begin to massage them. he lets out another loud moan and grips your hair tighter "t-this feels incredible...don't stop...please...don't stop..." Your movements be come faster. he groans loudly and begins to thrust his hips forward into your mouth he pulls your hair harder and keeps going. You moan around his cock.he looks at you with lustful eyes and grunts "mmmmmm...yessss...keep going...make me cum..." You move your head faster. he holds on tight and bucks his hips up and down, moaning loudly and He cums all over your tongue. You swallow his cum "such a good boy Spencer" he lays there panting and smiling widely "thank you...thank you...you're amazing." "any thing for you baby"he plans a kiss on the top of your head. "I love you Spence" "I love you too" he hugs you close and kisses your cheek. "You up for a round two?" You smile and wink.

An: I might write a part two If any ones interested ☺️ this was my first real attempt at smut so I hope I did all right

Edit: heres part 2

[princesshillaryellaworld25]

Sick Boyfriend noticed the burn mark on Drugfriend's arm

After Drugfriend and Sick Girlfriend got out of Bowser's castle...

Drugfriend: Hey, We're back!

Penelope: So how did your fight with Bowser go?

Sick GF: It was too easy but there were too many of them so we had to escape.

Sick BF: Well I'm glad you guys got out of there, wait what about woody?

Drugfriend: When he got the bomb to cause an explosion to take down Bowser and his minions, he got caught underground.

Penelope: Oh dear, is he okay?

Sick GF: We're not sure, We'll try to find him

Sick BF: I hope so...

Drugfriend: Yeah, Anyways we manage to get the mirror without any damage.

Sick BF: Mmm, Hmm?

Sick Boyfriend spots a burn mark on Drugfriend's arm, his necklace turned light red which means worried

Sick BF: *gasp* DRUGFRIEND, WHAT HAPPENED?! HOW DID YOU GET A BURN MARK ON YOUR ARM?!

Drugfriend: Oh this? Uh Bowser must've hit my arm while breathing fire while me, Sick Girlfriend and Woody are beating Bowser's minions, no big deal. Hehe 😅

Sick Boyfriend expression turned angry that somebody has hurted someone he cares about. His necklace color turned dark red.

Sick GF: Oh boy...

Penelope: Uh oh...

Drugfriend: That's not good..

Sick BF: Would you guys excuse me for a sec?

Penelope: Uh ok then...

Sick BF: Thank you *went inside Bowser's castle*

Sick GF: Oh that's not good

Drugfriend: Sick Boyfriend's gonna beat bowser's ass!

Penelope: I'm still confused, Why are you guys scared about Sick Boyfriend being angry.

Sick GF and Drugfriend looked at each other nervously and then at Penelope.

Sick GF: Uhhh Penny, there's something you need to know about Sick Boyfriend...

Drugfriend: You see when Sick Boyfriend sees me or anyone cares about....he tends to get a little...

Sick BF: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!

*BAM*

Bowser: *Screaming*

*BAM, BAM, BAM*

Penelope: Oh shit!!!

Drugfriend: Overprotective....

Penelope: This happened before?

Sick GF: Yep, When Senpai told his little sister Sick Kaity that no one would date her, he found out and he nearly killed Senpai.

Drugfriend: I was there when he did it *shivers* It was very scary.

Penelope was scared for a bit.

Then they heard Bowser scream as he flew in there.

Drugfriend: OH MY GOD!

Sick GF: Do you see that?!

Penelope: Yeah, I saw that!!!

Sick GF: *mind* Oh god, he done it...

After that....

Sick BF: Phew, I feel so much better, Huh?

Penelope, Sick GF & Drugfriend: 😨

Sick BF: What?

Sick GF: Sick Boyfriend, did you send Bowser flying around the world like Princess Daisy did?

Sick BF: Yeah, I did, First I asked him did he burn Drugsy's arm and he said no, so I ask him again and he said yes and he doesn't regret it.

Penelope: And what did you do next?

Sick BF: I beat him to a pulp using my microphone and a iron baseball bat, quick here you go *hands Penelope her baseball bat that had blood on it*

Penelope: Oh dear god.....

Drugfriend: And what did you do him next?

Sick BF: I send him flying to around the world and back. Which he should be back right about....

Bowser: aaaaaAAHHHHHHHHHHH-

*Crash!!!!*

Sick BF: Now.

Penelope: *mind* Jesus Christ!!!!

Sick BF: Now that Bowser is defeated, Let's go back to Hybridstar kingdom!

Drugfriend: O-Oh Okay....

Sick GF: *mind* Oh shit, he's scary when he angry than me!!!!

Penelope: *mind* Note to self: Never piss off Sick Boyfriend...

[fearlesshades]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my god oh my god this is my fic! cosmosstars this is so amazing! He’s so sleepy from working hard keeping people safe he deserves a little nap on his dad’s head 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

I dont normally draw fanart from fics but I feel like I had to with this one!

Its called Please Don't Take My Sunshine Away by Fearlesshades (@fearlesshades) I ABSOLUTELY ADORE this fic with my WHOLE heart!!!

[rapidhighway]

@toastytoaster22 I JUST FINISHED ISSHO CHAPTER 14 I AM BROKEN I AM IN FUCKING PIECES THAT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING OH MY FUCKING GOD?!??!??!?!??!!!!?!???

[whonsper]

hi hello you just made me so happy and ily aaaaaa take my heartttt ♥️ ~spearones

...

[elbdot]

okay so i've been following you for years and. I just re-read all your pokémon comics, again, and GOD I LOVE THEM. I LOVE YOUR TRAINERSONA, I LOVE THE DRAWINGS, I LOVE YOUR TAKES AND CHARACTERIZATIONS OF THE CAST, ITS. LOVELY. PERFECT. DETAILED. ALSO YOUR STORYTELLING IS AWESOME AND. GOD. have a good day. (also your stuff kinda makes me want to do my own stuff but. im bad at keeping up with comics and shit so. lmao)

KFLDFDJFKDJFJFD AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH AAAAHHHHHHH????? THANK YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOD ;W; JFKJDFKDJFJKFGD This makes me all the more excited to continue the story next week, HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WISH I COULD UPDATE IT QUICKER because the next update I’ll have to work on will likely be 50 panels long aAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH BUT!!! I am trying some new tricks and techniques to work more time-efficient, so hopefully it won’t take me as long as I am currently anticipating ;w;

[a-real-fast-goose]

ah yes the good old playground days. I got a small scrape that bled, and all the other 10 year olds flipped their shit it was truly something.

"OH MY GOD YOU'RE BLEEDING I'M GETTING THE TEACHER"

"guys i'm fine it's just a scrape"

"YOU NEED A BAND-AID HOLY SHIT YOU'RE GONNA DIE"

"p-please, it's just a scrape"

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"

[demidemilitclub]

My Live-Text Reactions to 500 Days of Summer, or The Last Post I Make About Movies for a Month

Me: Oh sh*t I forgot Matthew Gray Gubler was in this

--

Me: CLARK GREGG??

Me: "I don't want to get over her. I want to get her back." Cool, I automatically hate JGL's character

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Me: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Me: IM F*CKING FIVE MINUTES INTO THIS AND I HATE IT

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Me: HA HA LAME ANAL PERSONALITY JOKE HA HA COMEDY WE ARE LAUGHING HA HA

Me: this movie might kill me before I even get to la la land

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Me: JGL IS MAKING ME WANT TO SCREAM

Me: HOLY F*CK I DONT UNDERSTAND ALLO DUDES

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*I sent this transcript*

MGG: "Did she say 'Hey' instead of 'Hi'? Because you know that means she's a lesbian, right?"

Audience: *laughter*

Me, out loud: WHAT?

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Me: God when did this come out that it was socially acceptable within the mainstream to make so many "a single and independent woman who isn't interested in relationships/MPDG who needs to be proven wrong by male protagonist is actually a lesbian" jokes

Me: Like, 2 jokes about Deschanel is actually a lesbian within 5 minutes

Sister: Came out in 2009.

Sister: I blame this movie a lot for incels.

Me: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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Me: I think this movie might ruin IKEA shopping for me.

Me: great now I can't hear "You Make My Dreams" by Hall and Oates without thinking of morning-after fantasy sequences

Sister: it's a great use of the song tbh

Me: Yvette Nicole Brown!

Me: I BLAME THIS MOVIE FOR PEOPLE THINKING THE "FRIENDZONE" IS A DEATH SENTENCE

Sister: ACTUALLY

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*transcript*

JGL: "Nobody loves Ringo Starr."

Me: Hey...

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Sister: Please write an essay for a class of why this movie is toxic.

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Me: Wait, this is LA? I thought this was NY?

Sister: Oh, no, it's so LA.

Me: I knew I recognized the Narrator from somewhere! It's Sully from the Uncharted series!

Sister: Oh!

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Me: Ok, but "Lars from Norway is just some guy from the gym with Brad Pitt's face and Jesus' abs" is a pretty good character description.

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Me: Oh yeah, JGL is totally incel-ish "You're not the only one that gets a say in this and I say we're a couple"

Me: f*cking h*ll

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Me: Are they really playing "Penis Chicken"? Jesus f*ck they're grown *ss adults

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Me: You can't make a Seventh Seal joke in the middle of your French New Wave joke

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Me: God them going to the wedding reminds me of the wedding movie with Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves that we were super excited for but then it turned out that Keanu played an incel

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Me: The Expectations/Reality sequence is honestly the only decent part of this movie

Sister: It's a well made movie. It's just not a good movie, ya know?

Me: yeah, that's a good way to put it

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Me: i feel bad for zooey deschanel because she's kind of like Kirsten Stewart in my head: actually talented actress, but the character(s) that are stuck in my head are those I can't bear

Sister: Yeah, cause NEW GIRL is garbage, too.

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Me: i know it's supposed to be emotional and moving and a slight indictment of culture, but JGL's big rant about cards and love just makes me go "boo f*cking hoo"

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Me: how is the 13 year old girl the only voice of reason in this f*cking movie

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Me: I SURVIVED

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This movie was actually the hardest to watch out of the bunch, especially as an a-spec guy.

[karnival2]

Hi I literally cannot fucking stop thinking about that last image oh my fucking god

i would like to thank you for tuning me into batjokes, i saw your posts about them and was like 'oh wow this is crazy i need to know more' and have since fallen into the rabbit hole. i'm honestly surprised it's not a more popular ship on here because those two truly can do it all. comedy, tragedy, high drama, romance, obsession...they have the range!!

sdfjlsdjfçsldfj can't believe i've converted you 😭✨ It really is everything everyone talks about when they talk about the enemies to lovers trope, to the point it's even hard to believe it's real, you mean they published this???

you mean they made their relationship the central conflict in lego batman?

this is real??

this??

batman agrees to go on a date with joker to save day is a real plot??

"YOU NEEDN'T BE ALONE" IN THE KILLING JOKE?? 'even Lex luthor himself can't kill the joker cause batman would go after him' is a real thing? "you're in love with him" "yeah lol" ??, "You loved him"??, the "please die with me" thing?, Bane saying "you needed to know you can't live without joker" and the whole of batman europa is real?, raising baby superman with joker's head in a robot robin suit is a real thing? all of snyder and capullo's run? batman's mom and dad become batman and joker in another universe and i'm not supposed to think anything about the fact that they are married in another universe?? JOKER BECOMES DEPRESSED WHEN BATMAN AND CATWOMAN'S WEDDING IS ANNOUNCED IS A REAL PLOT I'm losing my mind they really have it all.

also fellas, is it gay to die in your enemy's arms, to be buried together in an eternal embrace, your hands eternally reaching for each other's face, your relationship eternalized as the pompeii lovers of gotham?

[moonraccoon-exe]

COON! You Play Horizon now? First DA:I and now Horizon? Ugh, all those awesome Gaming choices. I sadly didn’t play the game but I watched a playthrough and it is soooo stunning. I am so weak for games with such beautiful environments (one of the aspects why I love The Witcher). And YES for the badass female protagonist. Aloy is awesome isn’t she? I am glad that you are having fun after the initial problems. And i hope you‘ll be having a blast through the rest of the game. :3 -Peridot

PERIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( ´ ▽ ` )

*SMOOCHIE*

HEWWO PERIDOT AKSJFKLAGDJGALKGDJ ZOMG HELLO I’M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU AROUND AGAIN!!!

And hell yeah, I’m playing Horizong and I’m SO OBSESSED, YOU HAVE NO IDEA KLAJSKLGJFH. I’ve had a few days that I’ve stayed up past 1 am, which is like unusual in me because I love sleeping, just to keep playing. I haven’t gotten to play daily because my bro almost daily hogs the TV lmao, but when I do, dammit, it’s so difficult to take a pause! THIS ISN’T HEALTHY AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

And hell yeah it would be an awesome gaming choice. You’re like me and I’m like you just in different countries. The world was like “Yes, I will just copy paste this creature because Ive run out of ideas and just drop one here and the other across the ocean lmao what are the chances they’ll find each other” but the joke’s on the world because now we’re buddies lol

Honestly, the stuff you like is like. A mirror or like I ghostwrite what you tell me HOW DO YOU DO THAT. Or is it me who is a mirror and ghostwriting? HURRR e3e

But I digress ahahah

It’s okay to have only watched a playthrough! There’s people that do just that and that’s okay. Everybody experiences games in their own way, and not just as in their subjective perceptions of it, but also how they got into it in the first place! I’ve known people into the XV fandom that don’t even have a console, but that doesn’t make their experience any less fantastic!! Same for you, it’s okay to not have played it.

However, I do suggest it if you ever get the chance! I’m a little sad that I got it as second hand because I think “I know it’s just some miserable pennies to them but how I wish I could have helped with the popularity rating in the developers’ offices!”, that’s how damn good and incredible it is. Well designed, every single thing is where it needs to be, everything is so thoroughly thought through (oh my god so many tho’s), it’s absolutely gorgoeous. but I think you don’t need me to say that, you’ve watched the whole thing already and I’m just starting the climax!

Lemme add a keep reading right here, aye buddy? :3

So yep, big recommendation over here!!

I’m SO SO SO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO VERY WEAK FOR GAMES WITH BEAUTIFUL VIEWS AND ENVIRONMENTS TOO OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWDAKL SFJ DLKHAJ DLIFJA EGKLDJ BAKLDG

*EXPLODES*

SEE, PERIDOT? SEE? WE’RE LITERALLY THE SAME THING JUST SPEAKING DIFFERENT LANGUAGES, HOW DID WE STUMBLE UPON EACCH OTHER, this is like that one movie Parent Trap, and we’re the twins, except we’re not twins and you have your twin alskdjgk lmao why am i digressing so much today .3. 

But really, I really really really love games with big and beautiful maps. It’s one of the reasons it saddens and frustrated me so much to be unable to play Breath of the Wild, I’ve heard the setting there is absolutely mesmerizing and stunning!!! But yes. Games with big beautiful maps and environments are the absolute BEST, they’re my jam, I could buy a game with the most horrible of plots just for the map and I’d LOVE it.

And the environment here in Horizon? Fuknin.g Spectalcular! OH MY GAWD IT’S SO GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL AND SOOOOOOOOOOOO STUNNING, I CAN’T GET TIRED OF IT IT’S ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC AND GORGEOUS AND SO BREATHTAKING.

There’s lots of snowy mountains and paths, too, which makes me so happy and comfy because I LOVE SNOWY ENVIRONMENTS. And I love climbing to high places to look around (you can tell I love finding Observatories aksldjlkg). I’m in love with ALL THE RIVERS HAVE YOU SEEN HOW MANY RIVERS HORIZON HAS? MANY. MUCH. VERY. LOTS. IT’S SO MUCH WATER I LOVE WATER BODIES AND SPECIALLY LAKES AND RIVERS AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

And all the nature all the plants and flowers and trees gawds fuck me I fangasm, such a BEAUTIFUL scenario!

HOLY HOH, THE WITCHER HAS A BEAUTIFUL ENVIRONMENT TOO HUH??? .3. I mean it doesn’t surprise me, it IS a fantasy plot and an RPG so naturally it has to have a BEAUTIFUL open world and wide map full of nature and gorgeous sights. GAWDS AKJFDG IKLJOLDKJFA GKLDJ KLJAD LK *GRABBY HANDS*

HELL YEAH ALOY IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FREAKING...SUPERB FUNKY LITTLE CREATURE, MOST FANTASTIC AND SKILLED AND STRONGEST BADASS BEING, THAT WONDERFUL AND AMAZING OH MY GAWD OH MY GAWD I FANGASM AGAIN MY LOVE FOR ALOY IS IMMEASURABLY INSANE AND HUGE GAWDS DAMN ME I LOVE HER SO MUCH ALKSFJ KHD JHKLGF

Gods, she’s such a gorgeous example of a badass strong female lead role. She’s strong and has her own personality and determined and gawds damn me oh my god I melt I LOVE HER SO MUCH

She as a child was adorable and I was like oooh okay I like this, and then in that montage where she’s training, and you see her give a roll when she’s a kid and when she lands she’s an adult? OH FUCK ME TAHT’S WHAT I WAS ARROWED OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD SHE’S SO B ADASS AND SO STRONG AND SO SKILLED AND OH MY GOD IT KILLED ME

I at first was afraid that I wasn’t going to do well with this game, because I’m not very good with technology stuff, and that still counts for in game things. Like, give me a sword and an ancient spell book, I catch my grip. But give me a...the triangle artifact she finds in the beginning? Not sure what it’s called in english. That thing that scans and analyzes, and codes, and metal things and I’m...hngngh...l os t. I can barely understand a smartphone, you can’t give me futuristic gadgets and expect me to do well XD

But I’m doing strangely phenomenal!! I caught my grip really fast and I’m doing fantastic with everything. Agaklsjggadk, the more I type, the more I want to leave to go game, ahaha!! Aaaahhhhhhh, but yes, I was a bit insecure at first but gods damn me am I obsessed now alksjdf dglkdj

I do am having a blast!! I’m doing as usual and going for all available sidequests before progressing in the story, so I’ve been walking around for a while before reaching the Carja place and meeting the sun king and stuff. Current mission of main story is cleaning 1 more corrupted area. EASY PEASY. 

I’m surprisingly having more troubles with sidequests than main story actually ahahaha!! Like, “clean this corrupted area” yeah sure there you go. Sidequest, kill this one lonely machine that popped up from nowhere. Sure pal I’m- DEAD? WHAT DO YOU MEAN DEAD!?!? OH MY GO- OH MY GOD I DIED AGAIN STOP- HOW DO I HIT IT- NO- NO I’M DEAD AGAIN, OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Main story be like “go clean this corrupted area level 16″ pfff easy peasy. Sidequest be like “explode this zone level 8″ yeah okay OH MY GOD I’M DEAD, WHY, OH MY GOD THAT MACHINE IS GIGANORMOUS WHY IS LEVEL 16 FULL OF SMALL ONES AND THIS ONE HUGE IS- OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!

Ahahahah but I’ve managed to clear sidequests! Some after many attempts, but cleared them. Gods is the explosive trap a miracle .3.

But anyways, that’s that dear Peridot!!! Thank you for whishing for me to enjoy the rest of the game, I’m SO sure I’ll have the blast of my life with everything yet left to do!!

I’m queueing this for an hour that suits you better, dear friend. Hopefully you’ll see this in your morning :)

Anyways!! Dear Peridot, that’s that about Horizon!! As always, it’s such a joy getting to talk with you. Thank you for dropping by, you superb muffin

Talk to you later, buddy!! Hugs for you!!

[marlaluster]

The devil keeps threatening the mental ward of the hospital!!! IT'S GOING TOTALLY FUCKING INSANE!!!! IT'S TRYING MAKE ME BE NOISY!!!!! IT'S MAKING ME FORGET STUFF IT'S DOING!!!!! THE THING IS GOING CRAZY!!!!

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's supposed to be that I need a higher dose of medicine now for it to not attack as bad!!!! But the medicine is supposed to be what's caused the constipation!!!!

"I don't know what to do. I am -- I don't know what to do," the devil said.

I'm thinking I will try to make an appointment with the psychiatrist to get a higher dose of meds to make the thing stop attacking so bad.

"I am not who can be if you do that. Oh god. I don't know what to do," the devil said.

But I really don't wish to have to do what I said, so I will try to wait it out a day. Maybe not though.

"You have to get a higher dose of medicine. I know he's using that," my soulmates said.

I'd have to get a new medicine because a higher dose of Olanzapine made me have high cholesterol previously.

[anime-dub-transcripts]

Hetalia: The Beautiful World Episode #25: I Was Overwhelmed By Heroines Transcript

This episode has Nyotalia, the gender-bent versions of the nations.

Female America: Hey! Um, hellllooooo! Wake up or else, Estonia!

(Estonia: Huah, heh! Huah, heh!)

Estonia: Eughe?

Female America: What the crap do you think you’re doing?

(Estonia: Huh?)

Female America: I was totally talking and then you just fell asleep, you douche!

Estonia’s thoughts: When I woke up, everyone but me had become…

{Caption: Whaaaaaaaaat?}

Estonia: WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTT?!

{Caption: I was…}

{Caption: I was surrounded by so many heroines that…}

{Caption: Girl Italy}

Female Italy: Who’s prettier: me or ‘Mana?

{Caption: Girl Germany}

Female Germany: I am completely surrounded by high-maintenance people!

{Caption: Girl Japan}

Female Japan: Oh…how regrettable.

{Caption: Girl America}

Female America: I’M THE HEROINE! Don’t do drugs, kids.

{Caption: Girl Britain}

Female Britain: It’s not that I’m isolated; I just choose to be alone, that’s all.

{Caption: Girl France}

Female France: What is the purpose of living if you don’t have style?

{Caption: Girl China}

Female China: If Kongming said it, it must be true!

{Caption: Girl Russia}

Female Russia: No such service exists in Russia.

{Caption: Girl Latvia}

Female Latvia: I’m nervous; I’m trembling!

{Caption: Girl Canada}

Female Canada: The capital city of Canada is Ottawa, eh?

Female Prussia: Hey, brohas, I am still awesome, but also I am hot!

{Caption: I’m surrounded by so many heroines that…}

Estonia: Uheh, gheh, hehe, uah…America! Is that you?

Female Britain: Stop it, America. You cannot solve all of your problems by hitting them.

Estonia: Britain too? Oh, wow.

Female Britain: Estonia, this is your fault for falling asleep.

Fairy: Teeheeheeheehee!

Female Japan: Maybe don’t use the bat and try settling things peacefully? I am very certain Estonia meant no insult to you.

Estonia’s thoughts: This girl is Japan? And that must be Latvia! What the heck is going? Everyone except me turned into girls like ones in those dating sims! Ehehe…

(Female America: Hahahahahaha!)

Female Italy: So you fell asleep. But what can you do, right? It’s only human.

Estonia: Eh?

Female Italy: Hmhm!

Estonia: AAH! ITALY?!

Female Italy: Once we’re done with this meeting, I think we should eat something and take a nice long nap.

Estonia: Why strong?

Female Italy: Hey, why do you have to cause all this drama anyway, huh? You should try to be much more nicer.

Estonia: Don’t telling me!

Female Russia: What, do you mean me?

Estonia: No way! It’s an estrogen Russia!

Female Russia: All I did was brush a little honey on Estonia and abandon him outside.

Estonia: Classic. Euh…

Female China: Estonia!

{Caption: China}

Female China: I got real good magazine at my place! You buy from me! Then you be so happy, and I can be so happy too.

Estonia: Why is this happening?

(Female China: Hahahaha!)

God: Perhaps I can shed some light on the situation.

(Estonia: Eh! Huah…eah! Eah!)

Estonia: That’s a pretty suspicious looking God! I bet Miss Hungary’s instigating some of this too!

(Female countries: Ehuahuahuahuah!)

God: You seem less fortunate, so I went ahead and took care of one of your wishes.

(Female countries: Ehuahuahuahuah!)

God: Look around; it’s your fantasy come true.

Estonia: What are you talking about?! This isn’t my fantasy!

God: Enjoy! It’s your turn to be happy! I did this for you.

(Female countries: Hahahahaha!)

Estonia: AAAHH!

God: Your life is now exhilarating! You are surrounded by the ladies!

Female countries: Estonia!

Estonia: AAAAHHH! I don’t want to be exhilarated like this! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! Eh… Ehohuh? What the?

Lithuania: Estonia?

Latvia: You are looking like you had bad dream or something, yes?

Estonia: Oh good, it was nightmare.

(Russia: Hmm…)

Russia: What kind of nightmare?

Estonia: Well, it, uh, everyone…

(Russia: Hm…)

Estonia: …that is, everyone except me, had turned into a girl.

Russia: I like that story.

Lithuania, Latvia: Huahuahuahuah…

(Russia: Hehehehehe!)

Italy [talking to the audience]: Cool dream!

[analyzingadventure]

It kinda makes me sad how I said I’d write an indepht thing about how I feel about Appmon after rewatching it but like... I can’t find the words to express how I feel about it... Partly because some of my feelings of it are so conflicting...

One of the biggest issues I had with it was it’s lack of story arcs. And the thing is... I don’t think it’s fair or nice to compare Appmon to Adventure and use Adventure as some kind of “standard” other seasons need to live up to. But to complain about Appmon’s story arcs I need to compare it to Adventure because it makes it a million times easier to explain the issue I have

Appmon’s story arcs were kind of... Well, to start off there’s only two major story arcs in Appmon; the 7-Code Appmon Arc (aka first 20+ episodes until we meet Dantemon), and the Hajime & Bootmon Arc (the entire rest of the show). And the thing is that these arcs were... kind of badly defined.

Like through out the whole series we do always know that the ultimate goal of the series is to stop Leviathan, Appmon did a good job at defining that right from the begining (which is more than what I can say for Adventure). But how the story progresses, how each event and scene connects and leads to the next, and how the Chosen will achieve their ultimate goal... Like through out Appmon I always felt like those things just... kind of weren’t there.

Especially during (the begining of) the Hajime & Bootmon arc it just felt really unclear how the search for Hajime was going to help stop Leviathan. And while Bootmon gets mentioned fairly early on, he kinda gets forgotten because the focus of the story shifts to introducing Yuujin and Offmon, or Eri’s music career, or saving Yuujin, or Astra’s AppTuber career, or getting back the Buddy Appmon’s memories.

Like through out the show we know the goal is the stop Leviathan, but how any of this connects to that goal or helps it feels really unclear. It makes the episodes start to kind of mush together in my memory as some meaningless slice of life filler when most of it isn’t filler, like I think there was only like 4 filler episodes in the show that you could totally skip.

In the end the whole Hajime & Bootmon arc felt like watching multiple, completely unrelated subplots unravel slowly until it all connects at the end.

And now we do the unfair thing and compare Appmon’s story arcs to Adventure’s. Adv didn’t really give us any huge goal for the characters beyond the Chosen returning to home (tho I could argue that all of these things are a requirements for the kids to go home but I digress), but yeah, here’s all the story arcs and summaries of them.

Devimon Arc: The kids try to find a way to go home (and try to survive)

Etemon Arc: The kids set out to try and defeat another enemy and obtain the Crests and Tags after being told to do so

PicoDevimon Arc: The kids reunite with one another

Vamdemon Arc: Stop Vamdemon from killing the 8th Chosen and taking over the Human World

Dark Masters Arc: Defeat the Masters to save the universe

See how easily you can break down Adventure into arcs and summarize the main plot of each arc? Do you remember how each arc connects and transitions from one to the next?

Even when Adventure’s pacing is questionable and it’s writing far from perfect, you can still see how each event connects to the next and how the progression of the story makes sense and feels natural; Adventure’s story flows

I’m not saying subplots that exist to develop characters or do world building or set up important things for the story are bad or anything, far from it, but there is like a difference between Yamato leaving Taichi and co to become a better person so that he can help Taichi defeat Piemon vs Eri wanting to quit being a part of Appliyama 470 because the group is owned by the bad guy (while the plot wants us to find Bootmon whomst we know nothing about because first we need to save Hajime so that he can exposition dump us to explain everything and reveal him and Bootmon were actually linked this entire time).

And... despite all of this whining... I STILL LOVE APPMON.

Appmon was funny, it had great comedy, it’s tributes to and references to previous seasons were adorable and wonderful and made me so happy, the characters were all well written and likeable, and the way everything seems to connect and wrap up in the end makes the show feel satisfied and make sense (more than Adventure ever does*). Oh and the CGI was great, fight me

Hell, Appmon made me question the whole “every episode has something important in it meaning you have to watch it” deal that Adventure has going for it as well,something I used to praise Adventure for, but now I question it; Appmon made me question Adventure’s writing

Appmon is and was an absolute delight and I absolutely reccomend it for everyone. I love Appmon. God damn I love that show so much

Like I don’t even know what else to say, like my feelings on it really are just “I loved it except this one huge part about the overall writing” and it makes it frustrating for me to try and talk about it because I don’t wanna complain about Appmon that much because I still think it’s such a great show but all this whining makes it seem like it wasn’t and like aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh dfhdskfhdfkjghdksfg

GO WATCH APPMON IF YA HAVEN’T ALREADY, IT’S GREAT

*Y’all know me, I absolutely believe in the “all the villians were working together” theory, but it’s still just a theory and thus nowhere near as solid as all the established connections in Appmon