clint-kenobi

[clint-kenobi]

I love the random replacements for clichés writers insert in science fiction shows. like when a 21st-century human would say "stop pacing you'll wear a hole in the floor" but in a space show the alien/future human says "you're oscillating like a Betelgeusian night badger" or some shit. like fuck yeah he is. amazing drive-by worldbuilding. I'm gonna spend the next half hour wondering why the Betelgeusian night badger evolved to do that

[clint-kenobi]

Your goal should be to get weirder with age and im not kidding. Become that odd estranged extended family member that owns a whacky home wherein a powerful magical item is kept that is the catalyst for the story of a children's adventure novel protagonist

[clint-kenobi]

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

[clint-kenobi]

[clint-kenobi]

You’ve heard of Manhandle Him Monday, Touch His Tit Tuesday, Wet Man Wednesday….now get ready for…

Slap His Ass Saturday

[clint-kenobi]

people online will just say "I don't trust the Chinese" as if that's normal and not the sort of thing a cartoon racist would say out loud

[clint-kenobi]

“Why did you follow this person ? uwu”

I’ve been here for fourteen years, do you think I remember? I don’t know who any of these people are anymore. I don’t know why they’re on my dash. I allow them to stay because they haven’t pissed me off enough to unfollow them yet. “Why did you follow this person?” I’m not sure I ever did. They’re just part of my ecosystem now.

[clint-kenobi]

fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it

[clint-kenobi]

I would be so down

Idk if there's enough of us to make it happen but for the fandom's consideration: a winterhawk zine

[clint-kenobi]

Nikita Gill, from Your Heart is the Sea: Poems; "The Difference Between Alone and Lonely,"

[clint-kenobi]

I find myself thinking "god, I need a cigarette" way too often for someone who doesn't actually smoke. but what can I say. I've been needing a cigarette

[clint-kenobi]

Me and my partner rp, we were doing a winterhawk rp

Bucky got turned back into the winter soldier so Clint goes to rescue him

Bucky is fighting Clint and he goes for the neck, he’s strangling Clint and (me playing Clint) goes.. as he’s gasping for air.

Clint: “Save it for the bedroom man!”

Bucky (the winter soldier): “do you ever shut your mouth?”

I thought it’s funny,

Also art prompt for any ppl in art block??

[clint-kenobi]

found a vintage makeup add thought it would be fun to redraw it

ofc spock only took me like 30mins to render while bones and kirk had me rethink my life choices..

[clint-kenobi]

If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.

[clint-kenobi]

I plead the fifth

[clint-kenobi]

Me: Yes sir I understand that the office door cannot be closed when two colleagues of opposite gender are alone together due to sexual misconduct concerns but as an openly bisexual employee I have to ask if leaving two colleagues of the same gender entirely unsupervised isn't a double standard

Me: Like. I feel I should also have my ass covered if a same-gender colleague accuses me of shit, you know

Bossman: Nahhhhhhh it's good

The morally grey cathedral goblin that lives on my shoulder and judges the value of my kneejerk impulses: If you grabbed his ass right now he would learn such an important lesson forever but we don't roll like that bro

Me: (out loud) Okay