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Cody is not sorry at ALL

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my favorite category of ship: taking characters from a stereotypically originally predominantly male fanbase and puting them in a tender loving domestic queer relationship

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Cody: Count Dooku really seems to hate us Obi-wan: Maybe he's homophobic Cody: We're not a couple, General Obi-wan: We're not? Rex: You're not?

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crackfic idea: obi-wan and anakin and ahsoka joke about how obi-wan is old all the time but cody doesn't really get how age works for most beings (esp in the gffa where there's a million different lifespans) so he takes it at face value and starts treating obi-wan like he's elderly. gives him supplements, talks about fall risks, the troopers start asking him what life was like when he was a kid

(also, cody: I'm gonna fuck that old man)

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new rule if you draw cody and obi-wan kissing no matter the tone of the piece you must include a little box in the bottom right corner that says “live little brother reaction” with anakin and rex losing their entire fucking minds

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Count Dooku, the elegant man whose reputation is nothing but sophistication.

Unless you're Yoda, who witnessed him hungover as a young man and still has the picture somewhere in his little goblin wallet.

Or Qui-Gon, who lived with him for years and witnessed him get ill countless times, and was present the day he sneezed so hard his nose started bleeding.

Or Obi-Wan, who has witnessed peepaw flirting with one too many twinks while at gay bars. Don't ask why he was also there. Or why Commander Cody was with him.

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Okay but what if he was tossed overboard for running his mouth and he was a merman have we all considered that

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cody is so tired of saving his general all the time

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Luke: I remember back when I knew Obi-Wan as old Ben he used used to live with his roommate Cody who I’m pretty sure was his husband

Ahsoka: *spits out drink* wHAT

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Rex: You're scared someone will ask Cody out before you? Obi-Wan: Yes Rex: 99.9% sure you don't have to worry about that Obi-Wan: Why? He's amazing Rex: He's also terrifying *later* Quinlan: So...got any plans later? Cody: Uh- Rex: Holy fuck the 0.1%

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Luke : Wow! Clearly this Jedi code was more of a set of guidelines! Ezra : Yes that must be it!

Cal : *Stops making out with Merrin for a moment* I concur!

Ahsoka : *Watching as Ghost Anakin tackles Ghost Obi-Wan off screen to keep him from spoiling the moment* No comment.

LOL YES PERFECT SEQUEL

(commission info // kofi support!)

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IM NOT LATE ITS STILL REVENGE OF THE FIFTH!!!!! have some codywan post-battle to celebrate :))

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Cody still does not like tea. You could tell I put all of my efforts into Obis hands, then I gave up on Cody. 

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Anakin, watching Wooley shake a bag of treats so the 212th Battalion tooka comes running: Hm. Anakin: *turns to Cody, picks him up in a Force hold and shakes him so his armor starts rattling* Obi-Wan: *immediately comes running to cuss Anakin out* Anakin: HM.

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Thinking. Having thoughts. Conspiring even

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RotS novel: This story happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. It is already over. Nothing can be done to change it.

Star Wars fans: *pulling up a chair* *opening a google doc* *opening photoshop* *picking up a pencil and some paper* *creating fanfilms* *manifesting a hc so hard it's made canon*

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Cody defects and finds himself where all depressed outlaws end up (Tatooine). He picks up odd jobs, maybe an off book bounty or two. Mostly just junk collecting since he can't be on the books and showing his face is dangerous. He's doing some scrap salvage in the desert one day and his metal detector goes off.

He takes out his shovel and digs and finds a box with two lightsabers.

Familiar lightsabers.

Cody always did have luck finding Obi-Wan's missing saber.