#A+ save Ron

[toorumlk]

this could’ve been them after the slugclub christmas party had they gone together *sighs*

(redraw of a romione art from last year)

[thegradus2]

He passed out like 10 minutes after this

[andromeddog]

dog metaphor

[amomorii]

a different kind of introduction

[rhinocio]

it's all fun and games until

@turtleblogatlast dude your post really got me

[risestarkiss]

Ron said a recent Q&A that all the boys somewhat feel satisfied with the relationship with splinter. And I don’t know if it was him or someone else on Twitter basically deduced this was why they look for father figures. Then u realized Meat Sweats and Ghost Bear the two meanest characters in the show are essentially this for poor Mikey and Raph! 😭😭😭 at least Moncrief is insane so is unaware of his true impact

○○○○ Ooo! Interesting. I've never seen that tweet thread, so I looked it up:

But when looking back, while keeping that in mind, it's totally true!

They all have specific adult attachments.

Raph & Ghostbear:

Mikey & Meat Sweats:

Like you said, these two are mean! However, I feel like over time and with a larger threat (like the Krang) these two could turn into nice guys...

I also find it interesting that the nicest turtles have chosen the meanest parental figures. 😅😂

Anywhoozle, let's continue.

Leo & Hueso

Though, with Leo, it's not limited to just Hueso...

(Leo later admitted: "That eccentric billionaire who was kind of a surrogate father figure to me has shown me a version of myself I don't like.")

The only one that is a little different is Donnie...

He just seems to be searching for validation from any "parent-aged adult."

But, yes, it is still a very interesting point. Thanks for bringing it up! 😁

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[ohnoitsnoma]

angrily drawn ron glenn ship art as promised😡

[wenzie76aster]

I like how Ron knows how unhinged this fandom is so he plays into it😭😭

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

Imagine having the fastest car on the grid, but Max Verstappen lives so rent free in your head that you try to copy him instead of doing literally anything original... Mclaren, you'll never be him, no matter how many times you claim the orange army as your own!

[untitled-tmnt-blog]

... just throwing this out here as well, while I'm at it!

[emimii]

the delites bcuz i am in love with both of them

[swimmingcreatortyrant]

[pookielious]

The way speirs just drags roe along with him to find a doctor is like such a detail to me like I really would love to know how them as a dynamic would've worked like a man who's accepted he's dead and a medic trying to save as many people as he could all while being surrounded by death like if that's not a cool dynamic I don't know what is

[profoundmakerdreamerss-blog]

Tomarry AU where Tom HATES this book he read because his favourite character dies a miserable death. So what if his favorite character was a no-named side villain? Why does it matter that he only had like seven lines (seven is Tom's favourite number anyways)? He was still gorgeous, smart and strong and beautiful — and it doesn't matter that others think he isn't all that because they would never know him— understand him like TOM DOES.

An AU where Tom has a healthy obsession with a character named Harry Potter, a no named baron's son who was the first to go against the king (MC's father, and the mc who is incidentally known as Draco Malfoy, ahem anyways); he tries to “poison” him. But he gets caught or to be more precise he ends up sacrificing himself for the common girl Hermione Granger (the female lead, I'm sorry guys but imagine the fucking drama.) who gets blamed for his transgressions.

But that is not why Tom falls for this weak villain, no — it's because he respects how this no-named orphan became a baron on his own two feet without anyone being there for him especially in a world where old money and title is everything— and he hates how he had to give his life for the MC to notice the female lead? (Harry is better looking and smarter than her anyways — Tom, in an online forum perhaps.)

Anyways, now imagine Tom dying (he hated it so yes he ends up looking for immorality anyways.) and waking up in the world he hated. Now imagine, Tom Riddle, waking up in the body of a Duke who wasn't even given a name in the novel. (He would know because he has a photographic memory, ok? It's totally not because he read it more than 14 times) and then saying fuck it and owning it.

Just think, Tom taking over the world slowly with his worldly knowledge while trying to keep Harry alive because even though he was right about Harry being smart; the guy treats his life like Draco treats his money - you get the idea.

[lika-chu]

[very-gay-poet]

just the idea that Harry is the youngest in the Golden Trio is so funny to me bc like. Ron and Hemione are basically his parents and that implies that they saw this little bi baby disaster and was like "ima adopt him" it just feels so strange like forbidden knowledge that Harry is the youngest like??? my brother in Christ thats a nickname waiting to happen and it NEVER not ONCE came up????? thats the most unrealistic thing about hp not magic or dragons but the fact harry was never called The Baby and had been victim to baby voice talks from Ron and Hermione