track 002. la del insta
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NOVEMBER 2022
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redbullracing i have been told that my previous caption was not appropriate, so here's a boring pr one scripted by salty spice himself, daniel ricciardo returns to red bull as our reserve driver. it's wonderful to have you back daniel.
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📍isabellaperez alternate caption was the honey badger is back mother fuckers!! read it and weep!!
user43 i love red bull's admin and their chaos. wonder where christian horner found them.
↳ redbullracing he found me on the streets of monaco and picked me up by the scruff of my neck and told me he had a job for me. who was i to deny salty spice?
↳ danielricciardo you would love her less if you had to see her everday.
↳ maxverstappen1 at least you got a break for a while, i've been suffering for four years
↳ estebanocon you two have it easy, i've been suffering since 2016.
↳ schecoperez i've been told to say that i've been suffering for 19 years.
↳ isabellaperez fuck you guys (except tio checo. i love you)
↳ alexalbon don't worry isa, you're my favorite red bull admin
↳ isabellaperez thank you lily's boyfriend! you're my favorite williams driver!
user07 red bull admin is checo's niece?? plot twist. honestly though, i love her.
christianhorner this is not the caption we talked about isabella.
↳ redbullracing i would say sorry but we both know it's going to happen again. it's been happening for over 4 years.
user92 she's been apart of the team longer than checo? it's kind of iconic. but why red bull and not aston martin when checo was racing with them at the time?
↳ isabellaperez aston martin didn't have a position open and red bull did. it also allowed me to travel with my uncle which i've been doing since 2011, i was only going to stop because the fia demanded it due to covid.
user59 so do you live in monaco or mexico with checo?
↳ isabellaperez used to live in LA but the influencer life was not for me (check out my youtube channel) then i was convinced by my sister and arthur to move to monaco. i travel to mexico all the time, i have to see my mami of course!
BAHRAIN 2023
the youngest mclaren driver stood off to the side, nervous for his first ever formula one grand prix. his teammate seemed less nervous, but still nervous to a certain degree. oscar truly didn't want to fuck this up, not after everything that happened in the last 6 months for him. he noticed a brunette girl staring at him from across the pitlane, she gave him a small wave before turning to go back inside the redbull garage.
the younger brunette turned to look at the slightly older one, "who was that?"
the older one turned to look at him, “you don’t stand a chance. she's checo's niece, very overprotective that man is. not excluding you know, max and daniel. take it from me, i've tried.”
“i asked who she was not if you tried to get her number.”
“oh, i have her number, but i have a girlfriend, you pastry. matter of fact," lando said, "you have her number too."
“it’s piastri! you know this!” oscar shouted as lando skipped, literally skipped, away from him. oscar rolled his eyes at the older drivers actions before turning to go back inside the mclaren garage.
the brunette girl stood outside the redbull garage again, with daniel ricciardo at her side. she turned to look at the empty spot oscar had once been in, then back at daniel, “can't believe i still think he's cute. he's the enemy.”
daniel laughed, "he's not the enemy isa. you're allowed to have a crush on someone."
isabella rolled her eyes, running a hand through her hair, “i hope him the best at shit-claren.”
“isa!”
the girl laughed, “it’s true!”
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alexa, play the boys are back from hsm2!!! welcome home honey badger!! we've missed you!! (salty spice told me no more cursing on official red bull posts)
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isabellaperez we're back people!! bahrain 2023, praying for a better result than last year. please f1 gods, don’t give us a double dnf. (but at least ferrari had a 1-2!)
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danieljricciardo i know you aren’t liking your posts from the official redbull racing account
↳ isabellaperez what good is it running the red bull account if i can’t like my own posts?
user82 paddock princess is back people!!
↳ isabellaperez am i royalty like charles? people’s prince and poddack princess?
↳ charles_leclerc you wish you were as cool as me
↳ isabellaperez at least i don’t wear questionable pants.
↳ georgerussell63 she got you there buddy
user75 isabella running the red bull racing account but still being a tifosi will always be hilarious to me
↳ isabellaperez corporate espionage at it's finest (i'm kidding christian, please don't fire me)
logansargeant is it considered treason if i follow you?
↳ isabellaperez idk let’s ask alex_albon, is it treason?
↳ alex_albon he’s in the groupchat? how is this treason?
↳ logansargeant good to know
logansargeant and oscarpiastri started following you
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1-2 in bahrain! what a way to begin the season! congrats maxverstappen1 and schecoperez (i’ve been told by helmut that i need to be more ‘professional’ whatever that means)
duckling to get over my crush on oscar i’ve decided to ask arthur for ollie’s number.
super max oh for fucks sake, don’t do that
duckling maybe i should text austin then.
honey badger DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE!
honey badger i will fucking confiscate your phone isabella estrella perez
duckling i don’t have a middle name. my sister does, it’s maria.
honey badger i could not give less of a fuck. don’t you dare do such a thing.
super max I WILL CALL SEBASTIAN ISABELLA PEREZ!!
duckling don't threaten me with sebastian, max! that will do nothing!
super max added one person
honey badger had changed the group name to 'redbull's four musketeers'
paddock dad do i want to know?
super max ISABELLA WANTS TO TALK TO AUSTIN! TELL HER IT'S A BAD IDEA!
duckling fuck you, you stupid maxi-pad
paddock dad isa, why would you do that?
honey badger SHE HAS A CRUSH ON OSCAR AND IS AFRAID OF LOVE!
duckling i am not afraid of love. i’m afraid of falling in love, two very different things daniel
super max yet another thing austin ruined for you. love along with getting a pet.
paddock dad how the hell did he ruin getting a pet for her?
honey badger honestly don’t remember but i think it was something along the lines of how his cousin had one and it got killed by a car.
duckling i still want a dog he didn’t completely ruin that.
paddock dad never let a man ruin anything for you or so my wife says
super max you might want to mute this chat seb, it was created to help isabella over any and all problems, small or big.
duckling okay fuck you verstappen
super max no thanks. i have a girlfriend.
honey badger we're aware. we've heard nonsense
super max do you really want to go there ricciardo? your wife wrote a song about only buying a dress so you could take it off
honey badger DO YOU LIKE MAKING HER EYES ROLL VERSTAPPEN? DO YOU?
isabella had been so focused on her phone and texting back the others that she didn’t notice the person coming at her. she crashed into the person and her phone fell to the floor, landing with a loud crack. at least the crack sounded loud to her, but not louder than the ‘mierda’ she let out. she bent down to pick up her phone and so did the person she had bumped into, both reached for her phone, bumping heads.
“fuck,” isabella softly whispered, “you have a hard head,” she told the other person as she rubbed her head.
the person laughed, “guess that’s a good thing for an f1 driver.”
isabella’s eyes slightly widened when she realized who she had bumped into. she would recognize an australian accent anywhere, she had grown up near daniel ricciardo. oscar piastri was too busy inspecting her phone for any cracks to notice the expression she had made. he handed her the phone as both stood to their full heights, he was noticeably taller than her.
"no cracks," oscar told her as he handed back her phone. she smiled politely at him, "thanks."
"and your friends are blowing up your phone. i think you had like 10 messages come in while i was checking to see if it had any cracks. not that i read them-"
isabella waved him off, "it's just max and danny, they were arguing about who had the horniest songs written about them."
oscar laughed, "i'm oscar piastri."
"i know, i'm isabella perez" she replied, "i saw your alpine tweet, plus arthur talks about you a lot."
"i know," oscar replied, "arthur leclerc? you two know each other?" he questioned as they began walking together. isabella didn't know where he had originally been heading but now the two were walking back to their hotels.
"he's dating my sister, dulce? you might know her."
"oh, you're isa. i always wondered why they called you isa and not bella."
"because i will stab anyone who calls me bella," isabella emptily threatened. too enthralled on her phone she failed to notice the small smile on oscar's face.
"okay, bella."
isabella quickly looked up, glaring at him, "i'm glad you dnf'd."
"ouch," oscar dramatically muttered, "you wound me bella."
the two were interrupted by a voice shouting for oscar. they turned around and were met with the sight of alex albon and logan sargeant, both williams drivers also walking back to their hotel.
"alabono!" isabella shouted, rushing to hug the bleached-blonde. the taller driver opened his arms and accepted the hug, "hi, isa. did you have a good day?"
"no, charles dnf'd, so the ferrari in me is crying. however, the redbull in me is screaming for joy."
before alex could reply a ding interrupted him and caused isabella to look down at her phone. her eyes widened, and she handed her phone over to alex, "can you give this to max or danny later? i'm catching a flight on air-max later tomorrow."
alex nodded, "see you in glendale. or sooner."
"bye alex, bye logan, bye piastri!" isabella shouted as she ran off. logan looked confused between isabella's phone and alex, "why'd she give you her phone?"
the phone dinged again and alex sighed as he switched the phone to silent, "it's quite the story, one that either isa or dulce should tell you, not me."
"okay," logan said, he turned to oscar, "why'd she call you piastri?"
"oh, i called her bella," oscar replied, as if it was the easiest thing in the world. alex's eyes widned and logan knew their was a story there but he didn't pry. he wasn't close to any of the other drivers besides oscar, so he wasn't going to ask. he could be nosy sometimes but even he knew his limits. alex didn't want to talk about isabella's phone so maybe the phone had something to do with calling her bella.
"surprised you're still standing," alex said, "last time someone called her bella she kicked him in the nuts, and they had just met. he stopped calling her bella after that."
the two rookies exchanged looks as alex pocketed isabella's phone and pulled out his own phone and began to type furiously on it. logan's phone dinged moment's later but he ignored it, not wanting to make oscar suspicious. however, when his phone kept dinging oscar turned to him curiously and logan waved him off, silencing his phone.
"just friends from home, they were planing a party," logan quickly lied. oscar shrugged him off and logan was quick to divert the conversation to a random topic.
alex albon OSCAR CALLED HER BELLA AND HE'S STILL STANDING. NO BALLS WERE KICKED!!!!
dulce perez HE WHAT? BUT SHE HASN'T LET ANYONE CALL HER THAT FOR YEARS! EVEN AUSTIN WASN'T ALLOWED TO CALL HER BELLA
daniel riccardo THIS IS BIG NEWS PEOPLE!
lewis hamilton will you people shut up? some of us have an early flight to catch tomorrow.
fernando alonso mute them, i usually do that until the next morning.
lewis hamilton i should start doing that
daniel ricciardo CARLOS DROP EVERYTHING NOW!!!
bailey winters MEET ME IN THE POURING RAIN!
daniel ricciardo NOT THE TIME BAILEY!
bailey winters IT IS ALWAYS THE TIME FOR DAPHNE JONES SONGS!
carlos sainz what happened? what did i miss?
arthur leclerc that's not fair, i've known her for years and i still get punched on the arm when i call her bella
dulce perez that’s because it’s usually “this is the skin of a killer bella”
lando norris to be fair it’s a great line, and robert pattinson is great. team edward all the way
daphne jones for legal reasons, team jacob
natalia ruiz shall i tell suki lando’s in love with her boyfriend?
lando norris CAN I MEET HIM? TELL ME I CAN!!
carlos sainz QUE ESTÁ PASANDO?! SOMEONE EXPLAIN!!
logan sargeant what’s the big deal with him calling her bella? it’s her name, no?
carlos sainz QUE? HE CALLED HER WHAT?
dulce perez the only people allowed to call her bella was our dad, tio checo too, but ever since dad passed she hasn’t let anyone call her that. she says it was his name and only his.
arthur leclerc her ex tried calling her bella and she kicked him in the nuts when they first met. he still did it every time he was angry at her.
charles leclerc which was everyday and she always cried because only her dad was allowed to call her that.
logan sargeant so the ex was an asshole?
max verstappen biggest understatement of the year.
logan sargeant and that’s why she gave her phone to alex earlier.
mick schumacher HE TEXTED? AGAIN? I WOULD STRANGLE HIM IF I WOULDN'T LAND IN JAIL
daniel ricciardo i’m going to punch that guy. take a hint dude.
logan sargeant why don’t you guys just block him?
dulce perez oh why didn’t we try that? WE DID THAT YOU AMERICAN!
natalia ruiz seb said we needed to teach her to not reach out to him on her own. we're starting with confiscating her phone anytime he texts her and we give it to her the next day. it was hard to get where we are now, trust me. she used to fight us on it but now she just hands her phone over.
mae jones we're not quite sure what the next step is but we're making progress. maybe we can get her to block him on her own.
george russell so what exactly is the next step in operation osbella? obella? iscar? what's the official name?
fernando alonso how about 'all of you need to stop being invested in isabella's love life and go the hell to sleep?"
lando norris yes papa nando.
fernando alonso that's going to stick isn't it?
max verstappen absolutely
lando norris 100 percent
daniel ricciardo already making t-shirts
lance stroll papa nando, papa seb, and uncle lewis
mae jones good luck explaining that one to isa and oscar in the other groupchat.
¡leclerc-s speaks!
it's austin gp weekend! (i live in california) anyways hope you enjoyed this one before quali today or after. expect more posts this weeked, maybe? i'm not sure yet.
¡disclaimer!
this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!
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