#A grade A bitch. If you will.

[screamsofanoutlawbrain]

This really goes along with the COD is a cult idea, but like cult leaders, Dark Enchantress is not a good parent.

Lets be honest, when your attempt at remaking your own success via making a new life (possibly even a breakthrough if you interpret Matcha being baked as an adult), but that new life literally cannot be the success you were because they lacked love in the process of their creation. You may not be the best person, especially if you proceed to treat that new being (basically your own child) as if they don't exist and are only a nuisance (are you getting my point here?).

Also, let's be honest, do you actually think she's was that good of a mother to Red Velvet? Considering how he has had no remorse in the amount of chaos and blood/jam-shed he's contributed to? The countless hounds that have been baked and died due to the war that was bound to start the day he was born? Plus, the fact that she seems to never visit or attempt to catch up with him, and may be trying to replace him with Butter Roll with the whole "Making the perfect cookie" thing? (No discrimination to RV fans who think the opposite btw)

Also, nobody can deny that she was neglectful with Matcha right out the gate. There's no amount of HCs that can save that parent-child bond without diving into AU.

Anyways, shitty parents, am I right? Also can we discuss how many kids she's indoctrinated into the COD because they were alone and vulnerable?

[inkskinned]

one of the things about having an unstable parent is that it can so easily ruin your future. you want to get out, but getting out takes having agency. it takes the resume and the grades and the stellar community service history.

but you have to choose your battles. you know if you sign up for an after-school activity, it'll be okay for a while, so long as the activity is parent-approved and god-fearing. over time, like all things, it will become an argument (i can't keep carting your ass to these things) or a weapon (talk to me like that again, see if you get to go to practice). sometimes, if you love the thing, it's worth it. but you also know better than to love something: that's how they get you. if you ever actually want something, it will always be the center of their attention. they will never stop threatening you with it. telling you of course i'm a good parent, i came to all of those stupid events.

you learn to balance yourself perfectly. you can either have a social life or you can have hobbies. both of these things will be under constant scrutiny. you spend too much time with her, you should be at home with family is equally paired with you're acting like this because you're addicted to what's on that goddamn screen. you cannot ever actually win, so everything falls within a barter system that you calculate before entering: do you want to learn how to drive? if so, you'll need to give up asking for a new laptop, even though yours died. maybe you can work on a computer at the library. of course, that would mean you'd be allowed to go to the library, which would mean something else has to bleed. nothing ever actually comes free.

and that bitter, horrible irony: you could be literally following their orders and it still isn't pretty. they tell you to get a job; they hate that your job keeps you late and gives you access to actual money. they tell you to do better in school; they say no child of mine needs a tutor. they want you to stop being so morose, don't you know there are people who are really suffering - but they revile the idea you might actually need therapy.

you didn't survive that fall the way other people would. you've seen other people scramble and get their way out, however they could. maybe you were made too-soft: the answer didn't come to you easily. it wasn't quick. it was brutal and nasty. some people even asked you why didn't you just work hard and escape during school? and you felt your head spinning. why didn't you? (they control your financial aid. they control your loan status. they love having that kind of thing). maybe in another life you got diagnosed sooner and got the meds you needed to actually focus and got attention from the right teachers who helped you clear hurdles to get up out of here - but for now? here?

the effort of trying. the effort of not-dying. that kind of effort was absolutely agonizing.

[brandwhorestarscream]

'mewling virgin orion this' and 'experienced top megatronus' that. WRONG

Orion Pax is an experienced playboy city mech that's had the finest spike and valve from Praxus to Polyhex. He gets to sweep Megatron off his feet and deflower this previously untouched and unshakable fortress of a mech. Why? Because I SAID SO

[mamawasatesttube]

one time my bestie @adjit and i were spitballing abt the concept of an au in which kon got magically turned into a dog for shenanigans. and they said one of the funniest things ever

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

I am exhausted, good heavens.

[the-woild-is-y-erster]

what is it about mothers and their innate ability to absolutely ruin a mood.

[girlcockholmes]

i love blocking people for stupid reasons. yesssss i can guarantee i will never have to interact with you this is so good for me ❤️

[robertwaltons]

i love this website because every time i come on here i get shown a post that’s like “i just started reading frankenstein and it’s gay as fuck?” like buddy. you don’t even know how gay it is Going To Get

[transfemmes]

The way it can't even get the romantic way I met the beautiful love of my life right

[sh5]

it’s so funny that hot prof is like. listen, if you don’t like the grade I gave you on a paper. go to a bar and get drunk about it. 👋

[galactic-space]

Danny phantom fights a ghost…

Except the fact the ghost just- knows what his human side is and actually uses it to their advantage, literally ambushing him any time they get

They don’t really get the memo that they’re just suppose to be a “Rival” or something like the other ghost do.

Actually, scratch that. The ghost does, but doesn’t give a shit cuz “why am I gonna wait til he leaves school when I can literally jump him in the bathroom right now?”

I’m sure some of Danny’s ghost villains would go “wow I’ve never thought of it like that”

But I’m sure there’s one or two who goes “that is literally rude and also Dishonorable, what the fuck?”

( Insert joke here of “Ghost of the new generations just have no respect of what I means to be in a part of a villain/hero relationship” or something idk )

[witchern]

memory unlocked: when i was in college i wasn’t told that there was a language requirement i needed to take in order to graduate. i’d taken spanish in high school but for a reason i can’t remember (maybe taking it at the level i was already proficient in wouldn’t count) i wouldn’t have been able to fulfill the requirement with a spanish class. but with an already-full course load i didn’t wanna learn a new language.

so anyway all this to say is i wound up taking beginner’s hebrew. i fully pretended like i was learning the alphabet for the first time even though i could finish entire assignments in like 10 mins. whenever there was an oral exam i pretended to stumble my way through pronunciations to keep my cover. i gaslit my entire class for a semester and got an A. 10/10 would do it again.

[hyukassubi]

🍵 | Ramble Incoming >>>

Y'all tell me if it's just a me thing but you know what I find that's actually annoying compared to people forgetting your birthday? People who wish you an early happy birthday on purpose and thinks they're special because 'ooo look I wished you this early so I must be the first person to wish you a happy birthday and that makes me special' 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

[taamlok]

every time i remember mariana's trench isn't famous outside of canada i feel bad for the whole world

[gildedmuse]

@jhaernyl: Did you see how Sanji looked at Zoro

Mina: Yeah but to be fair I also saw how Luffy lookd at Zoro.

Mina: And actually how Cabji and Morgan looked at Zoro

Mina: That random table of guys looked at Zoro

Mina: Basically everyone eyefucks Zoro

Mina: It doesn't make anyone special.

@jhaernyl : Yeah okay, to be fair everyone look at Zoro and eyefucks him

@jhaernyl : That man has been in so many gay barw. So many.

@jhaernyl : Enough to have tried a bowl of sugary alcohol and have woken up under a table

Mina: Do you think is was just an accident at first because he was lost and they had alcohol?

Mina: Then he found he really really liked it. He woke up under the table like YES THESE ARE MY PEOPLE!!

Mina: Wait.....

Mina ARE SWORDSMAN BARS JUST GAY CLUBS

@jhaernyl : Mmm... Between Mihawk, Shanks and Zoro, pretty much

[They spot a bar advertised as being for Swordsman and Zoro stops then all from going in.]

Zoro: No, I'll handle it from here.

Usopp: Because we don't have swords?

Zoro: Yeah...

Zoro: Because of that.

No, Usopp because he doesn't want some swordsman hitting on his captain!

[huntershowl-moving]

so i just belatedly realized the insane fucking implications of the power i gave seph in jjk-verse, ie raine finally learns how cursed energy actually works and sits back in her chair contemplating life choices

like no matter WHICH side they’re on. being able to siphon cursed energy from someone else and funnel it elsewhere (or absorb it herself) is pretty bonkers. especially combined with the heavenly pact that gave them So Goddamn Much cursed energy production. a functionally limitless amount of the stuff just pouring and pouring and pouring and pouring. no wonder it almost killed them. imagine what that could do in the context of bringing in curse users for interrogation (or outright killing them)?????

like weakening a special grade so bad they can just be fully cornered and captured??? granted that would potentially fuck her up pretty bad from too much at once but STILL, it's WILD — and omfg. being able to act as a battery for someone they're fighting with by splitting the ridiculous amt of cursed energy she produces between the two of them!!!! amplifying the power of someone who would normally be hopeless against xyz enemy!!! TF!!!!! even without the ability to use reverse cursed technique it is ABSOLUTE INSANITY and i love it because as Fucking Usual, she pays absolutely no attention to anything but her martial skills & isn't even slightly aware of what she can dooooo