#A MOVIE WOULDVE BEEN BETTER THAN THIS

[once-upon-the-earth]

well, good news, gaiman is gone. That is literally the only good thing about this tho.

[velvetsssapphic]

Me whenever this scene comes up

[astral-scout]

and the universe said i love you because you are love. anyways heres jack black in a blue shirt and a horrible distortion of beloved childhood memories

[yuridovewing]

like guys i promise im aware blossomfall is meant to be a glass child. i just think she’s a poorly written one lmao

[termagax]

AND THE CHAMELEON TOO if shifu was there..my god if shifu and tai lung were there to see the chameleon and zhen. i would restructure everything a little bit to put more direct parallels there but. shifu and tai lung vs zhen and chameleon vs po and his dads. couldve been something.

[jak--ash]

need to see older trans man Wolverine being confided to by a closeted pre-transition Kitty. Perhaps when he transitions he changes his name to Puppy. He and Iceman are bros now.

[mummer]

worlds fair is a great movie to watch when as a teenager you were a big name in a very small online community and most of the people you interacted with were grown ass men and also you had no friends irl and it was all you did lol

[minglana]

i know we need bad films in languages other than english but why cant all films in languages other than english be good :/

[anotherpapercut]

coworker asked me a few weeks ago about what theme he should do for the book group he was starting and I was stoked bc he has great taste and was going to do it at a time I could actually go and he ended up choosing popular booktok books as his theme 😒

[gibbearish]

also is the thing with the box ever. explained?

[forecast0ctopus]

i take ISSUE with the chicken reference in bttf2. they treat it as this important moral centre that marty has, but in the first movie it’s NEVER established that he has some sort of grave hatred of being called chicken, but they try to make it SEEM like a well-established fact. only part of the films I actively dislike. why’d they add that huh. why. so strange.

ive thought abt that before too and i think the main thing is that the second two films were made five years after the first lmao BUT i will say i dont think its contradictory to his character as established in the first film? moments his pride is called into question (like with strickland and such) he really pushes back against which is somewhat along the same lines? the exact scenario of being made out to be a coward never really comes up though 🤔 all to say no i definitely dont think any of that plotline was in mind when the first film was made, but i dont think that its necessarily bad? since it doesnt really strike me as out of character the REAL discrepancy is why marty's hair is so much longer in the second two films despite taking place immediately after the first (this is a joke) (kind of)

[reikunrei]

tatsuya kato was really the one carrying all the weight of fs2 like. the movie sucked ass but the music is still SO GOOD the ost for all of free! is so sososososooooo so so good

[matoitech]

i get wanting certain things in movies and maybe being disappointed if u were like led to expect something and did not receive it but i just rly do think its a terrible way to watch movies to come in with a list of constantly changing criteria a story should follow regardless of whether it even makes sense or is good for the narrative or would do literally anything except make u believe gay ppl exist in movies sometimes. like maybe u just didnt like the fucking movie maybe it doesnt mean anything except that ive watched plenty of shit that didnt do anything for me and i was like well that isnt for me. ive watched shit w gay ppl i get NOTHING from and i may not understand why other ppl care but i just leave it. its fine to not care. also a lot of the time something will DO what u want and it just didnt do it in a way u were satisfied with so then the criteria changes anyway. like i think some ppl just want to be unhappy

[dashiellqvverty]

not to be like "ummm just make original things instead" but ocean's 8 wouldve literally been so much better as an original movie like its a perfectly fun heist but having to exist in the shadow of ocean's eleven just makes it feel so much worse than it is

[understance]

maybe if i had done things differently? or maybe if i were just different altogether

[grimbeak]

going to eat peter hyams alive just watched 2010