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[minglana]

happy anniversary to the first spanish astronaut <3

[thebloodmoonsvault]

XYXEI

Tcj A amz wxv gk pqp.

Mm’j qg zdukak. Gl’q fas uigyff.

U vxdcezqd…

Sa dw ymp. Iltk gk rtmx?

Bk’q- lfmf’w- prq lfmf Wmickq? Ue xarr Krdqwl?

Kfsr’e zsm ymo Qfdilj gk qgbthjcv ra YSOV-

Lg! La, zs, gf-

Uzm puh mygk!? Uta wxk fwp az jbic?! Lfqk’vx xmflm ber wmj rtmx. Mycq’pq-

Iebk. Lg. Gr flxp bab FTML km Krdqwl, kfwl- ftig nfsr mdi mycq- utmx vfsdb ftir um lm yq?

Rh. Em.

A’k zax yzezruzk myyl.

G zqiw km ycf aym fd zcdq. Jbeb- xgzp xav mlfqdw. Zvr zcxb. Sa dw ymp.

Exkvqk, G’y es lfpjw. U psg’k ifmi…U hhe’r…

Eykni Bjisjx oeg ycdn? Ftem tgjaguxkp- kswnq- Qtpzw uq oeg- ggui itemvtwp’e xiyk mx wag snk mx rtqvx? Ictsuxh rfs? Vmo’e vxssajf tmfjcdd rdsf nmjqq, dmzyr? Jgstx?

Mygk ge rmqrzdc. Iuxa sggluow teb- slp eykxcjw, ymcuv rzge uw yzvszxq?

My pmm’pq exbcj sjuhi be rzcdq-

Xarr fmuei prqf’r tgqte.

Mz eap, xav nsgz ksn dskr nq mg-

Z’k km eavkp, Qlpqew.

Afu spq ii zflfy dqfnzjv wagv yraw utqr bk’q ocmdmgx gl juwi t dyki? U oeg jcw rtq abick kahmgx sfbqd xavpw juwi pfpeq gzhxi y hjmexbt qzcqf-

M’f xmflm ni lzac.

…Utmx wzb lfue xh pmm?

Eafxt wgfb fti hkfwpe. Ii zfrly- iq khkrs eqf snk mx fqdi. Yzlv qayiicyuc emjx km zgpq. Egu kswnq xavl oc omr yzezr. Ur aarrwtqd hbu rzge uw pzjdgzs xh tsl wag yi cgcc ftem, Jrjcee, mm’j lgr sargr qlmb immy hmqf ksn. Z asl’f rmzyr qmg. Zsm emo, laf pbbc lfue. M gvcv fqxt.

B’cj tc nmgd wmj wag. M’ec zw zmoo.

Rfs’dj- iq’pe wgp gf! Ii’ec dav kay!

Hy, uzcdq’zx kfww mxp zflw-?

V2U=

[harveybwabbit92]

Red: I don't need to discuss your problems. I have orders, and those orders say I need Private Zim and I need him now. He has information that could be vital to this-

Whax: Wait a second, Zim? You're taking Zim? And I don't have to pay you or anything like that?

Red: Is that a problem?

Whax: A problem? Hehe, hell no! It must be my Hatching-day n' no one told me. You stay right there, I'll get 'im for you. Private Z-a-rrr? Z-a-rrr? Z-a-rr, where the hell are ya'!?

Xarr: (sigh) Sir, for the millionth time, my name is pronounced 'Xarr'. Xarr.

Deco: Shut up, Z-a-rr!

Xarr: Seriously, lots of people have the name, it's very common. How am I the first person you've met called Xarr?

Whax: Z-a-rr, I need ya to go down to the brig, untie Zim and get him up here.

Xarr: Me... alone?

Whax: Double time, Z-a-rr.

Xarr: Its pronounced... never mind, Tar...

Purple: You keep him in the brig?

Whax: We keep him tied up in the brig. I'm not taking any more chances.

There’s a gunshot, Xarr cries out in pain, Zim calmly walks in

Zim: Be careful.

Whax: (to Red) You'll understand soon enough.

Zim: You wanted to see me, Commander Whax?

Whax: Where's the guy I sent to get ya?

Zim: Oh, him, yeah... um, he let me out then somehow shot himself in the back somehow. But we don't think it was anybody's fault. Everybody agrees it was an accident.

Whax: Tar’s crater! Would someone go and check on him?

a random medic runs off to check on Xarr

[minglana]

im yelling i just came across a reddit post of a US american couple that after the election results are moving to spain. they decide to buy a rural house because they "love the spanish lifestyle", and want to make upgrades to it themselves. turns out its a BIC so they cant really do whatever they please with it. they have put down a 200k deposit to it, and want to do things "the spanish way" (under the table, apparently). they still do not understand why theyre in the wrong

[minglana]

nothing makes me feel as old as girls in the dorms talking about *fter (h*rry st*les fanfic turned published book turned movie) as "we picked up this book (in the library)" and me telling them i read that when it was still being published AS A FANFIC on wattpad😭

[minglana]

i have two sides (starts a book and never finishes it. or starts a book and reads it in a day)

[minglana]

worst part about my cousin having a baby is that my grandma wouldve enjoyed so fucking much knitting stuff for her (the baby). she made basically all of us things, as babies and as we grew up. and this baby will not know our grandma. like holy shit. shes gonna be the first kid in the family that lives in this city that wont have been basically raised by her. what if i cried huh

[minglana]

ok now i feel like i should do like a top movies i watched this year

[minglana]

also hi guys. i made an account just for posting gifs (so far only old hollywood gifs) i make, from movies, etc, i watch. go follow @cary--grant if yall want. or whatever

[minglana]

im going thru this old ig account that i had, where i basically talked abt my life (like i do here) but i was a teenager so i was STUPIDDDDD about it. and omg. one of the things i talk about is how i once bought a p!atd shirt and when i showed my mom. she started lecturing me on the dangers of discos and of how people have died in discos. maam that was THE NAME OF A BAND!!!!!!!!!

[minglana]

ive been here for almost an hour oh my godddddd

[minglana]

im crying and sweating bc the last post made me realize that at my exact age my grandma was already married AND PREGNANT with my dad. what the fuck

[minglana]

im going thru a fr*nch online store to look for (again) a knitting set and tbh its kinda cute that for sold out items they put 'victim of its success' instead of 'sold out'

[minglana]

like the online shop i wanted to get the needles from, they were like 50€ and free shipping. am*zon? 60€+6€ shipping

[minglana]

i tell my mom what to get me and she still gets me whatever she wants. and then she's surprised when i dont appreciate her gift(s). ok lmao

[minglana]

maybe this sounds a little bit stupid but amazon to me looks like a scam website. with scam products