#8:05pm

[klaudia2646]

My mom’s friend, Mami, was able to put up with us while we’re here in NYC. She’s so nice.

Little Bit and I went to a laundromat as all her clothes were dirty. She didn’t want to do laundry in Santo Domingo. The laundromat was just several blocks away.

Last night Mami took us in her car to see all the city lights, it was so nice. This morning we went downtown by train, I’m not used to take trains and get overwhelmed easily but my sister told me exactly where to go which was not far from the house, just about 8 minutes walk. Then I had to figure out how to pay, I asked someone but he was not very helpful, some nice delivery guy who was there told me that I can use my bank card. We transferred trains and got to time square. We had lots of fun although it was raining at first.

Now we’re at the airport waiting, the plane leaves at 9pm. We paid for the suitcases from Santo Domingo and had to pay again today. Not right. Not my fault that the flight was cancelled, right? So many things that I can complain about. The other frustrating thing is that there are so many rude employees at LaGuardia airport, also at JFK.

The plane going to Memphis just got here so that’s good. We’ll be boarding in a little while.

[hyuuukais]

it's so early but i'm so tired so goodnight !!!! sleep well :)

a special goodnight to my baby @ashitshowforalot and a special good morning to my baby @tfshouldidohere because i love you both so sososososos so so sososo so so much <333

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Eclipse: Don’t believe me when I tell you I have a plan. I’m winging it too, just roll with it.

[psychicwound]

'fancy a dance brigadier?'

'that's kind of you captain yates; i'd rather a pint.' TGE BRIGADIER IS AN ALCOHOLIC & MIKE YATES IS GAY...

[onyourstageleft]

fuck seasonal depression all my bitches hate seasonal depression

[aloesarchives]

JJK Headcanon: Megumi cockblocks Toji/Megumi "Menace" Fushiguro/ Toji having beef with his 15 yr old son

Warning: Swearing, Female reader, Mentions of sexual activities but not explicit, ooc on Megumi’s part, Toji being Toji

Series: Jujutsu Kaisen

Pairing: Toji x Fem!Reader(romantic), Megumi x Mom!reader(parental/platonic)

Pronouns: She/Her(Reader is referred to as mom, mama, and mother by Toji and Megumi)

Word Count: 2.2K

(A/N: This is based on my one-shot I did and I wanted to expand on it because I just felt the need to. This headcanon went off the rails and is in different directions. Let me know if I missed any warnings!)

[Edited and Proofread! on 12/9/23 8:05pm. Forgive the strange format, Tumblr wouldn’t let me edit the post so I had to do it on the original doc and paste the edited version.]

Please enjoy!

So Megumi cock blocking Toji started out unintentionally and by accident. But as he got older, he did it more to annoy his dad and get on his nerves.

I will die on this hill but Megumi is a Mama's boy. Though it goes unsaid(by him at least), everyone knows it. Toji knows it, Gojo knows it, his classmates and friends know it, and everyone at Jujutsu High knows it. Hell, his own shadows know it.

Obviously you know it but you don’t want to embarrass your son. But it does fill you with love and contentment to know your son loves you dearly.

But that’s the problem, he LOVES you. Loves you more than Toji. Well, Megumi loves Toji as a dad and father. It’s just as he gets older, especially as a teenager, he often butts heads with Toji and gets fairly annoyed by his presence. All Toji has to do is breathe in Megumi’s direction and your son groans, rolls his eyes, and leaves.

When Megumi was younger, he was attached to you. You were always carrying him inside the house, when you were cooking, and even when folding the laundry. He didn’t like being far from you. All you had to do was be within 6 feet of your son or where he can see you and he will be fine.

So when Toji holds Megumi because you need to get or do something where you can’t bring your son, Megumi is all fussy and cranky. He doesn’t cry often but he is just all over Toji. Pulling at his hair, shirt, and cheek. Toji has been mostly successful with Megumi when putting him down for a nap, feeding or bathing him but sometimes it’s a struggle.

When you do it for Megumi, he is all cooperative and easy to handle. Toji clicks his tongue when he sees it happen and looks at Megumi as your son nuzzles into your shoulder. “I see how it is Megumi. All nice and easy for Mama but not for me.”

After successfully putting Megumi to bed, Toji gets frisky as wants some alone time with you. Since Megumi was born, your son has taken up most of your time. Leaving your poor husband with a lack of attention and affection. You want to make it up to him for lost time so you let him have his way with you.

However, just before Toji could go down on you and make you see stars, you hear Megumi’s crying. So out of instinct, you grab one of Toji’s shirts and make your way to comfort your son. Half the time, the mood gets instantly lost and Toji gets sexually frustrated. He was so close to boning you and your son just has to stop him from doing so. 

Toji gets blue balls so many times during Megumi’s youth, it’s a straight-up crime to him.

There are times when Toji doesn’t care if Megumi starts to cry in his bed. He read somewhere that babies just cry for no reason so at times let them cry it out. When he reads that, he’s not letting you out of his grasp when his son is crying in his crib. You feel the urge to comfort him but when Toji makes you wait a couple minutes and start to hear Megumi’s cries grow quieter, then they stop. That gives you two the green light to each other to yourselves.

75% Toji would have success with you but there was the other 25% he didn’t.

When Megumi was a toddler, he mostly would knock on your door in the dead of night either because he had a nightmare or wanted to sleep with you two. Luckily, this happens after your “nightly session” with Toji.

But Megumi would ask Toji to help him with stuff or pop up out of nowhere when wanted to have a piece of you. Toji hugging your front and cups your body while you cook? Megumi is by the kitchen table asking what are you making for dinner. Toji cages you against the wall as you put away the laundry? Megumi pops his head out of his room and asks Toji if he saw his dog plushie that was on his bed. 

But Megumi’s clinginess to you is genetic because Toji is the exact same to you. Way before Megumi was on the drawing board, Toji was either all over you or near you. No in between, it was one or the other.

You felt bad because it feels like your son and your husband are fighting for your attention. You know Megumi’s a child, who needs more guidance and help, but you know your husband has needs too. 

But as Megumi goes to school, it was easier for you two to have some alone time. Mostly easier for Toji to be inside of you.

But as Megumi gets the hang of summoning his shadows, it’s all over for Toji. This happens when he’s older as Megumi sometimes lets his dogs out and roam around the house. Like their user, the dogs and shadows love you too. One time, they saw Toji being too close to you and thought he was harassing you. So the dogs ran and pounced on Toji. One of them caught Toji’s wrists in their mouth and started pulling him away from you. Obviously, you called Megumi over to stop his dogs or to call them back. He does so but not without giving Toji a smirk, he definitely may or may not put his dogs up to it just to fuck around with his dad.

For the timely and observant boy he is, Megumi really is just popping in at the wrong times. He didn’t mean to do that to you, he’s well aware of how much you love Toji, both body and soul. He just doesn’t like how Toji isn’t quick and sleek with his intentions with you. Sure, it was Toji’s house and he can do whatever he wants in it. But Megumi also lives here too, so Toji should be more cautious and considerate of his son. Because everyone knows that they would rather bury themselves than see their parents try to give them another sibling.

Though Megumi now dorms at Jujutsu High because of missions, he does come home on weekends and breaks. But it varies from time to time, he would mostly tell you in advance when he would come home or visit. But he sometimes forgets and just drops by unannounced.  

Thus, that’s how scenarios like this occur. 

He will come home, sometimes knocking/ringing the doorbell but mostly lets himself in, then he walks inside, takes off his shoes, and goes to the living room. His heart slightly beats faster as he awaits the inevitable. It’s like a coin toss, 50/50 chance he’ll be safe or not. He relaxes when he doesn't stumble upon another eye bleaching but when he encounters the other 50%. He cringes inside so hard, he just blames Toji. Nah, he never blames you.

Yes, he’s well aware of men and women having… carnal desires… But you were never shameless about it in public or out in the open. He doesn’t know when it’s just Toji and you. But frankly, he DOES NOT WANT to know or find out. So he believes his father is just a dog in heat almost every time there is an OUNCE of spare time with you.

He either coughs, grunts or speaks to make his presence known. 99% of the time when this happens you are the one to push yourself away from Toji and try to make the situation less awkward for your son. It always ends up embarrassing you in the end.

Toji, in his head, lowkey wants to smack his son to another dimension. Way too salty in his mind.

‘Brat, let me have a moment with your mother, it’s not that hard.’ ‘IDGAF if you're my son, I’ll smack and give hands to my own son if you keep doing this.’

Like father like son, Megumi is doing the same thing in his head.

‘That’s a skill issue’ ‘This is an issue, not an iss-me’ ‘You fell off, what happened? Cause you’re too old?’ ‘Fucking cope, Old Man’.

Because of this, Toji literally has beef with his 15-year-old son. 

Should he be pressed about someone younger than him? No! Does he care? Also No. If this man can beef and fight Gojo Satoru and LIVE to see another day, he can have beef with anyone. 

Even if it’s his own son.

You should be a good parent and spouse and try to dissipate the fact your husband and son have an unspoken feud with each other. But you can’t help but watch everything unfold when they interact sometimes because it’s just funny and you get a kick out of it. 

Just to clarify, it’s never a shouting match or an actual argument. It’s more of petty insults, backhanded compliments, or brutal honesty minus the honesty. It’s like being a spectator at an event. You were watching for entertainment and you were getting your money’s worth. When you would come by Jujutsu High, you would talk about Megumi and Toji’s “interactions”. Saying something along the lines of “They don’t see eye to eye.”

One day, Toji and you decided to pay a visit to the campus because Principal Yagi needed to ask you about something in person. Since it was only you, Toji just wandered the halls and the school’s grounds, waiting for you to be done. As the odds were in his favor as he stumbled upon Megumi and his group doing some training. Toji just pops in and starts talking to Megumi. He acknowledged Yuuji and Nobara but he didn’t spare a glance at Gojo. In fact, he straight up looked at Gojo, gave a look of disgust, and continued talking to Megumi whilst ignoring him.

It didn’t take for some banter to rise between father and son, while no loud voices or malice was felt or seen. This was probably the few times Yuuji and Nobara had seen Megumi get heated, but this was the first time they saw Megumi beefing with his dad.

After a few minutes, Megumi summoned his shadows and Toji decided to change into his fighting stances. Yuuji thinks this is a bad idea but Gojo just smiles, saying that seeing them spar was a “learning experience”. Plus it would be good for Yuuji to watch Toji because Toji was a physical fighter considering his Heavenly Restriction. Though Yuuji has some curse energy, he must box it out with his opponents so he considered and the three watched the two fight it out. 

Megumi forgot his old man was an actual threat to the Jujutsu Society because Toji was straight up dodging Megumi’s shadows, their attacks, and even Megumi's own physical attacks. Though Toji wanted to have a little fun, he had to hold back so he wouldn't destroy/kill any of Megumi’s shadows. If he did, you would definitely find out and he would be a dead man for sure.

Anyway, it was so fast-paced that only Gojo was keeping up with the action. He was smiling but he had a shiver up his spine as he remembered that Megumi’s dad was the very reason for his enlightenment and Hollow Purple ability. It was obvious that Megumi wasn’t going to win but he wasn’t one to admit defeat. Then like a blur, Toji charged at Megumi from above and when he landed he created a decently large cater with Megumi at the center. Megumi’s shadows disappear since he is low on curse energy and is completely exhausted.

Both men were heaving and sweating like crazy. Yet out of nowhere, they suddenly hear your voice, LOUD and DESTRESS. You ran over to the two, eyes widening as the carter became bigger the closer you got. You see your son lying on the floor and help him up. You tried dusting off some of the dirt on him while looking concerned. You snapped your head towards Toji, whose smirk disappeared and then returned back again. You began to reprimand him for what he had done. Fighting his own son and damaging the training grounds, like wtf man.

You weren’t really raising your voice or yelling at him. But the firmness and seriousness in your tone about the small sparring session was enough to make someone straighten their posture and use very respective language towards you. There were moments where you tugged at Toji’s ear, pulled at his shirt so he was looking straight at you, or held his forearm tightly while you expressed your disappointment and concerns to him.

Ngl, Toji was a bit bricked up when you were all serious and angry at him. He didn’t mind sleeping on the couch if it meant he got to see this side of yours more often. 

Megumi reassures you that he is not physically hurt but his pride is wounded. You told him that if his dad pulled this again, to not engage with it and back off for his own safety. Megumi, because of his agitated mood, felt a bit offended that you didn’t believe your own son could hold his own. Let alone, go toe to toe with his own father.

“Mom, I don’t understand. Why don’t you trust me in fights even though I can handle myself.”

“Megumi, sweetheart, it’s not like that at all. I know you are a strong, smart, and capable person. You are my son, after all.”

“Then why don’t you want me to fight with dad?”

“Oh Megumi, honey. You have no idea the strength and capabilities of your father. You do realize, my dear, your dad was holding back a lot when he was sparring with you.”

Megumi looks shocked at his Pops, who winks at him, before turning his attention back to you.

“Wait, what? Just how strong is he, Mom?”

You didn’t give him a full answer.

All you said was, “Ask your teacher, Megumi.”

Megumi and his two classmates look at their teacher to see what you were talking about all the while Gojo was sweating bullets. That’s a story for another day, now you are dragging your husband home and telling your son to call you if anything changes.

So Toji and Megumi have eternal beef with each other. Though it’s more of annoyance and for shits and giggles really. Toji really does love his son and Megumi loves and respects his dad a lot.

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Thank you for reading and hope you have an amazing day with your favorite drink!

[izmaddieyt]

Will gladly give catto pictures-

Rest for now, draw for later

Take picture of Big Chungus,the neighborhood stray whos just here that always goes up to me,hes also taken care of too-

But his name is big chungus for a reason

He FAT, big solid boi

Also picture of stretched out chaos gremlin

Clicky for full picture:>

OMG SILLIES TY MAN GRAAAAH

[sxcret-garden]

Yunho ღ 8:05pm [M]

ღ Ateez Yunho x fem!reader ღ words: ~1.8k ღ genre: smut (dom!Yunho, thigh riding, fingering, praise, spanking, dirty talk, unprotected sex, multiple orgasms) ღ warnings: (reader is implied to be smaller than him, mentions of reader blushing, reader is picked up by him)

Desc.: After being horny for your boyfriend Yunho all day, he finally arrives home and you don’t make a secret out of how much you craved having him with you.

“There you are!” You run up to your boyfriend Yunho when he walks through the front door of your shared flat, and before he can even lock up properly, you wrap your arms around his waist. You peek up at him, meeting a pair of eyes that’s both surprised and a bit tired. However, upon meeting your gaze, a warm smile appears on his face.

“Have you been waiting for me?” he asks, still a bit confused. You realize that you must seem like you missed him a disproportionate amount, considering the fact you last saw him this morning. But you don’t care, because you’ve had one hell of a frustrating day. So you nod, and as you continue to stare pleadingly up at his lips, he finally leans in to give you a peck on the mouth. Then, he peels himself out of your embrace, puts his keys away and takes off his shoes, before walking into the living room in order to take a seat on the sofa. The deprivation of his touch feels worse than expected, and so you immediately follow him on tippy toes. Truth is, you’ve been having dirty thoughts all day, and now that your boyfriend is finally back home, you don’t find it in you to wait another second.

“Babe,” you breathe as you drop onto the sofa right next to him, putting your hands on his shoulder and chest, and you give him sultry eyes. “Kiss me properly, please.” Again, Yunho raises his eyebrows at you, but the more he looks at you, the more it begins to dawn on him what you’re planning. He smiles, and then he tilts his head a bit to the side and his lips meet yours in a feathery light kiss. You feel your heartbeat quicken, but you’re not satisfied with only this much.

“Were you lonely while I was away?” he asks, cupping your face with one of his hands and you nod.

“I missed you… a lot,” you mumble, and then you let him kiss you again, this time with more fervour. “Been thinking about you all day…” you whisper into the kiss.

“Tell me more about that,” he says, and he caresses your cheek with his thumb. All of his attention is on you now, and suddenly he seems wide awake.

“Like… about kissing you…” you begin to recite the fantasies that have been wreaking havoc in your mind all day. “And about your hands all over me…”

“Like this?” he asks while letting his hand glide from your face to your chest and stomach, until he rests it on your hip to give you a gentle squeeze there.

“More,” you answer, and when he silences you with another kiss, his hand wanders to your ass. You moan at his touch, and next thing you know he pulls you into his lap so you have one of his legs between yours, his fingertips slipping past your skirt and he rests his hand underneath the fabric, merely drawing teasing circles on the inside of your thigh with his thumb.

“Since when do you wear skirts around the house anyway?” he asks as if he didn’t know what your answer would be.

“I thought… it’d be faster like this…” you explain, and Yunho smirks at you.

“Then you’re probably not wearing underwear either,” he guesses, and you feel yourself blush a bit at his correct assumption. He brings you in for another kiss, and when you part, he adds, “So naughty. I like that.” After an encouraging squeeze of your thigh, you roll your hips against his leg, whimpering at the friction of your dripping pussy against the fabric of his pants. He gives you an approving nod and grabs your wrists to put your arms around his shoulders. Holding onto him, you grind down on his thigh, your mind clouded by the overwhelming gratification of finally feeling him where you’ve been wanting him most all day. You whine his name and eventually shut your eyes tightly, until you hear him groan and you look at him when his hands cup your face and he leaves another peck on your mouth.

“Are you just gonna cum like that?” he teases you. “Or do you want me to help you with that?” You nod eagerly.

“Please help me,” you hastily reply. Yunho connects his lips to yours in a slow kiss, and you moan in surprise when you suddenly feel his fingers come in contact with your core. Painfully slowly he dips inside you and pulls out again, only to repeat the procedure while watching your every reaction closely. You tell yourself to stay put and to wait for him to give you more, but your patience eventually runs out and you whine.

“Faster, please,” you mewl, and you feel yourself starting to tremble from the excitement and the suspense. “And deeper,” you add, blushing more. He grins at your words, and when you feel him pushing his fingers deep inside you at once, you moan and throw your head back. Curling them against your walls, he presses his thumb against your clit too, and as he drags his lips up your neck he says,

“Get yourself off on me. I wanna feel you cum around my fingers.” You give him an approving whine, and you immediately start rutting your hips into his hand. 

“Feels so good,” you whine, slurring your words a bit, and you repeat them over and over again while all you’re really focused on is chasing your high.

“So needy for me,” he whispers and all you can do is agree with him.

“Need you so bad,” you answer. Your hands are clawing at his shoulders, fingers pressed against his shirt. You think you’re about to go crazy when you feel his teeth grazing the skin on your throat, and you desperately spread your legs as much as you can to allow his fingers to sink deeper into you. And then your orgasm finally hits you, and you fall forward, burying your face in his neck as a string of moans leaves your lips.

“Better now?” Yunho asks as he pulls out of you and instead places his hands on your sides to support you. You nod, feeling a bit spent, but when you meet his gaze you know you’re not done here. “Now I want something in return,” he states, and you feel yourself getting excited again.

“I’ll give you anything,” you answer, and with one more passionate kiss he picks you up off his lap and carries you to the dinner table. He sets you down with your feet on the floor in front of it, and you feel its edge against your ass when he pushes you towards it, his lips meeting yours again.

“Then how about we make use of your… well thought out preparations?” His hand wanders underneath your skirt again, but this time he isn’t so slow with his movements. Instead, he grabs your bare ass, and when he runs his nails back down your leg, he orders, “Turn around for me.” You do as you’re told, and blood rushes to your head as you understand what he’s planning to do. “Bend over, beautiful.” Again, you don’t hesitate to comply with him, and as your chest and belly come in contact with the tabletop, the skirt is lifted up so that it barely still covers half of your behind. You hear rustling as your boyfriend unzips his pants and pulls them off him just enough so he can free his hard cock, and he gives himself a few strokes.

“Spread your legs a bit, beautiful… yes, like that. Shit, I can’t wait to fuck you senseless like this.” You would’ve wanted to tell him to just hurry up, but instead you wait for him to make a move in anticipation. And then, when you finally feel his tip against your dripping pussy, you shudder. The sensation of him smoothly gliding along your folds makes you whine, but no matter how good it feels, it’s not enough.

“Yunho, please…” you whimper.

“Hmm?”

“Want you inside me…” An uncontrolled moan falls from your lips as you feel him smack your bare ass in response, and the spot where his hand has hit your skin immediately heats up.

“You’re so fucking hot when you beg for me,” he growls lowly. “Do that again and I might give you what you want.”

“I want your cock… please, babe,” you plead. “Want you to fuck me so bad…” You feel his hands land on your hips, and you perk them up for him a bit.

“That’s my girl,” he praises, and before you’re done processing his words, he’s already pushing into you. The pleasure of being filled up so good makes your head spin, and when he finally starts slamming his hips into you from behind, you claw at the wooden tabletop. You don’t manage to produce any sounds other than moans and curses, but it doesn’t matter. All you can think about is the position you’re in, and the lewd noises the two of you are making as Yunho thrusts his cock into you at a steadily quickening pace.

“You feel so good, beautiful,” you hear him praise you from behind, his voice strained, telling you that he’s getting closer to his orgasm. 

“Cum inside me, please,” you manage to get the words out, and as if that almost sent him over the edge, he lets out a groan.

“Fuck, yes, I will. I’m almost there.” The hold he has on your hips is tight, to the point the way he digs his fingernails into you almost hurts, but that pain added to the overwhelming pleasure just makes everything better. You too can feel your next high approaching at light speed, and you attempt to wiggle yet a little closer to your boyfriend’s hips. And then he finally hits that sweet spot inside you, and you find yourself begging some more.

“Like that… please don’t stop… fuck, Yunho…!” You feel another high shaking your body, and as you clench around his length he too releases inside you. Panting, he eventually pulls out of you, and when you’ve somewhat come down from the pleasure, he reaches out for you to pull you into his arms. Your knees are still shaking, but he’s holding you tightly for support, and you lean your weight against his body.

“You’re amazing,” he whispers, and his breath tickles the skin on your face. “You should have dirty thoughts about me all day more often.”

“Nooo,” you whine. “The wait was horrible…”

“But it paid off, didn’t it?”

“Maybe, yeah…” you answer, and after a while of standing there in each other’s arms, your boyfriend finally pulls you to the bathroom so you two can clean yourselves up. 

[gnxosblog]

a fic where you have a BIG breeding kink but you're embarrassed to tell Matt pleaseee!!

𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐃

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Based on this request!

Warnings: breeding kink, not any more?

Not proofread

You have been dating Matt for 8 months and today you are hanging out at his house.

You met him through Nick, who you met at a photographer program.

You and Nick instantly hit it off and became really good friends.

One day you were going to hang out at Nicks house which he shared with his two brothers.

The moment you saw Matt you immediately knew he was the one.

So after a few months you an Matt started dating and it is still going amazing except for one thing.

You have a certain kink in bed that you are afraid to tell Matt.

You are afraid what he’s going to think of you and if he’s going to be weirded out.

You will probably never tell him because you are to scared.

9:05pm

You are laying on Matt’s bed while he is playing video games on his computer.

Nick and Chris are out hanging out with friends but Matt wanted to spend the night with you.

“I’m bored.” you say. Matt looks up from his computer and looks at you. “What baby? You bored?” You nod. “Mmh what do you want to do.” Matt asks.

“I don’t know, cuddle?” You look at him with a smile. “Of course baby, wait a second I’m gonna turn off the game.” Matt says. “Okay okay” you say.

Matt turns off his game and walks over to the bed. He lays besides you and pulls you into him.

You nuzzle into him and let out a sigh of relief.

You are suddenly thinking about your kink. You and Matt have been together for 8 months this thing wouldn’t freak him out, right? He wouldn’t leave you, right?

“What you thinking about baby?” Matt asked. “Nothing.” You say. “No tell me I can feel that you’re thinking about something.” “No it’s weird it’s really nothing.” You say.

“Baby, I don’t think anything about you is weird so you can just tell me.” Matt says. His voice sounds so sweet and genuine. You do trust Matt a lot so you can just tell him, right?

“I dont know it’s really weird.” You say. “Baby just tell me.” Matt says. “Okay, so I….” I start. “Just say it sweetheart, you can trust me.” Matt says.

“I have a breeding kink.” I instantly feel a big wave of embarrassment wash over me and clap my hand over my mouth. I hide under the blankets.

The blankets are being pulled off of you and you see Matt looking at you with a smile. “Baby you don’t have to be embarrassed about that it’s completely normal to have kinks.” Matt says. “Really?” You ask.

“Yes baby, how come you never told me earlier?” Matt asks. “I don’t know I guess I was just kinda embarrassed and scared that you’ll get weirder out.”

“Nothing will weird me out, I’m happy you’ve told me but I’ve wished you told me sooner.” Matt says. “Why?” You ask. “Well…” he puts a hand on your leg. “We could’ve tried it out.” Matt says.

You look at him surprised “really? You would want to try it out?” You Ask. “Yes of course anything for you.” Matt says. You are super surprised by his words but definitely not complaining.

“Let’s go right now.”

A/N: sorry this is so short but I’m not that good at writing super long stories. Hope you liked it! Maybe a part 2 sometime? Bye bye lovee.

[sturniolos-blog]

omg hi , I have a request for you . I was just thinking this , I dont know if you want to do it but I was thinking maybe the reader is a guess in one of they podcast and they daughter comes in the room and interrupt them or maybe they son comes up and its worried about his sister cause she is sad or upset or did something bad. Or maybe they doing a podcast and they hear a loud bang and it was they kids . They kids are around like maybe 6 or 8 years old. I dont know I just thought of that and that hey maybe you would love it . also love your writing so much .

Podcast with a twist - Matt Sturniolo x Y/n oneshot

warnings - throw up, fluff, sickness

disclaimer: i just made up a podcast topic this isn’t actually a topic

i also know they ending the podcast but like ntm on it. 3rd person pov

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6:05pm

“Alright, good evening campers. Today we have a special but not new guest on today’s podcast, Y/n Sturniolo!” Nick introduces.

Y/n let’s out a laugh, playing with her fingers. “Hello, guys. Happy to be here.” She says shyly, Matt looking at her in adoration.

Everyone let’s out a small chuckle.

“So on our instagram story we asked you guys what questions you have for Y/n. So, Chris will start.” Matt said, giving Y/n a small smile as Chris began to read.

Chris looks off his phone, “Y/n, are you a stay at home mom? and if you aren’t what do you do for work?” Chris read.

Y/n took in a breath, “Well, i actually work from home but i am a journalist. I have lots of articles published that you can read on losangelesnews.com. I also do have an office but i prefer to work at home.” She smiles.

Matt gives her a small wink which wouldn’t go unnoticed by viewers but he didn’t mind.

“Alright, next question. This is kind of for Matt and Y/n. What made you pick Estrella and Mailo for names?” Nick asked.

Y/n looked at Matt, expecting him to answer first.

Matt gives Y/n a nod to start first though.

“Uh- so yo hablo español y estoy hispanic, soy de Puerto Rico. Anyway, quise to do something with a star. Therefore Estrella means star in spanish, porque Ella es mi star and will always be.” Y/n answers, smiling.

yo hablo español y estoy hispanic, soy de puerto rico: i speak spanish and im hispanic, im from puerto rico.

quise: I wanted

porque ella es mi: because she is my

(i’m saying puerto rico because i’m puerto rican but if you are hispanic or latina you can fill in for wherever you are from.)

Matt smiles and nods, “I agree. She’s both our stars.”

Chris and Nick share a look before Chris speaks up, “I only understood maybe half of what you said but that’s sweet.”

Y/n laughs, “It’s okay, Chris.” She says, running a hand through her hair.

“What about Mailo? Where’d you guys come up with that?” Nick asked, looking between Y/n and Matt.

“I wanted something simple but different, so Mailo is a simple name just spelled differently.” Matt shrugged, making Chris and Nick nod.

Chris then went to ask another question, “So, Y/n when-”

“Mommy!” Mailo calls out, running in the podcast room and around the table to where Y/n was sitting.

Y/n scrunched her eyebrows, “Que pasa, hijo?” She asked, brushing some hair out of his face.

que pasa, hijo: what’s wrong, son?

“I think Estrella is upset, she’s not talking to me.” Mailo said, hugging Y/n’s knee.

Y/n sighed, “Okay, I can go check on her after, sweetheart, me and daddy are busy, baby-”

“No! Now! Mommy!” Mailo started to stomp, shaking Y/n’s knee.

���Mailo, buddy, relax.” Matt said, sternness to his voice, enough to make Mailo calm down.

Y/n rubbed her forehead, “Sorry, guys. I’m gonna go check on my daughter.”

Matt nodded, responding first. “It’s okay, go baby.” He said.

Y/n smiled and Mailo took her hand as they left the room.

Y/n walked into the living room seeing Ella on the couch, holding her stomach.

“Ella? Estás bien?” Y/n asked her four year old, walking over and sitting on the couch.

Estás bien?: are you okay?

Estrella lets out a soft whimper, Y/n now noticing the tears down Ella’s face. “Me duele el estomago, mommy.” She lets out a soft cry.

me duele el estómago: my stomach hurts

“Alright, baby. Come on, let’s go lay down.” Y/n told her, grabbing her hand.

She left out another soft cry, making Y/n give her a sad smile and pick her up. “Okay, mommy’s got you.” Y/n cooed as they started to walk up the stairs and to Matt’s old room since they weren’t home.

Y/n then placed Ella down on the bed before she made a weird sound, indicating she was about to throw up.

Y/n immediately backed up, rushing to get the trash can but it was too late as Ella leaned over the side of the bed and threw up on the floor.

Y/n let out a sigh.

Estrella finished rubbing her mouth with her hand.

“Okay, Ella, don’t do that, hold on, baby, let me clean you up.” Y/n said, going to the bathroom before coming back with a wet wash cloth.

She steps over the throw up on the floor and sits on the bed, Ella was sitting there crying as she wiped her own tears. “I’m sorry, mama!” Ella cried.

“Don’t cry, baby. It’s okay. I’m not mad at you.” Y/n hushed, taking the wet washcloth and wiping ella’s face and hands. “Arms up, lovey.” Y/n said, signaling she was gonna change Ella’s shirt for her.

Y/n was grabbing another shirt when the door opened.

“Hey, is everything alr- woah. Someone threw up.” Matt said, looking away at the sight.

“Yes, your daughter did.” Y/n said, a little grumpiness in her tone as she put another shirt on Ella.

Y/n leaned down and kissed Ella’s head as Ella started to fall asleep.

“Can one of you lay down with me?” Ella asked softly, her eyes still closed.

Matt looked at me, i nodded, signaling him to lay down with her while i get stuck cleaning the throw up.

Matt smiled and got on the bed, taking Ella’s small body in his arms, kissing her head and rubbing her back.

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@magnusbae challenged me to write smut using professional email language, and i'm nothing if not a slut for abusing corporate jargon!

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>> Saturday, March 26, 8:32pm – Morpheus <morpheus @ dreaming.com> to Office (All):

Subject: TO ALL WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

I do not appreciate tardiness. Cease your dallying at once come Monday morning. Or there shall be consequences.

>> Saturday, March 26, 8:41pm – Hob <robert @ dreaming.com> to Morpheus:

RE: TO ALL WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

Morpheus, mate, all due respect, what with your being the sole god, ruler, and iron-fisted authoritarian of the place, but do you have nothing at all better to do than send work emails on a Saturday night?

And before you say, "but Hob, you yourself are replying to emails this Saturday," you are so right! I’m currently drinking alone :)

>> 8:42pm – Morpheus to Hob

I should fire you for such insolence.

>> 8:47pm – Hob to Morpheus

Do it then :)

Alternative proposal: we commit several HR violations like we did in the office on Thursday.

>> 8:50pm – Morpheus to Hob

All proposals must be submitted to me in writing.

>> 8:52pm – Hob to Morpheus

You really want a paper trail?

>> 8:56pm – Morpheus to Hob

It has an email trail already, does it not?

>> 9:05pm – Hob to Morpheus

Please find attached my detailed proposal.

attachment: :)_version_1.docx

>> 9:07pm – Morpheus to Hob

This is twelve pages that only say, “I want to suck your dick.”

>> 9:09pm – Hob to Morpheus

What, have you got edits or something?

Do you need more time to review? Wanna circle back on it later? Block some time on my calendar to go over it? ;)

>> 9:15pm – Morpheus to Hob

My redline is attached.

attachment: :)_version_2.docx

>> 9:17pm – Hob to Morpheus

I’m amenable to those changes.

But on second pass I think we can accomplish more in this partnership. I think I’d like to take you apart slowly, have you begging. You’re always demanding, I think it might be good for you to beg for once. It’s not good business to agree without a little negotiation. I wanna see you beg for my cock.

What are your thoughts on this addition?

>> 9:40pm – Hob to Morpheus

Hi Morpheus, I hope this finds you well. Just following up on this question :)

>> 9:50pm – Morpheus to Hob

Perhaps I am considering.

You may wish to consider that I am your boss.

>> 9:53pm – Hob to Morpheus

I think there’s been a miscommunication. You seem to be laboring under the misapprehension that I give a fuck about that.

>> 9:54pm – Morpheus to Hob

I truly should fire you.

>> 9:55pm – Hob to Morpheus

Don’t you think you deserve to cum first?

>> 9:56pm – Morpheus to Hob

After I beg for it, you mean?

>> 9:57pm – Hob to Morpheus

Now you’re getting it.

If I correctly guess that you’re in your bed, that you’ve BEEN in your bed while you’re “considering,” do I get a gold star? Employee of the month?

>> 10:00pm – Morpheus to Hob

There is no possible universe where you win such an award.

However, your supposition may be correct.

>> 10:02pm – Hob to Morpheus

Excellent, so we’re on the same page, then :)

Are you touching yourself? Are you imagining it’s me touching you instead? Because I’m imagining I have you under me and I’m fucking into your tight hole instead of my hand. (And typing emails w/ one hand is not so easy btw).

>> 10:03pm – Morpheus to Hob

I have two fingers inside me. But it is not enough. I would have your cock.

>> 10:04pm – Hob to Morpheus

I think you know what I wanna hear.

>> 10:05pm – Morpheus to Hob

…Please.

>> 10:06pm – Hob to Morpheus

There’s a good boy.

Don’t worry, love, I’ll give you everything you want. You’re taking me so good, I just know it. Going to feel it for days.

>> 10:07pm – Morpheus to Hob

I am.

Yes

I would have you come in me. If you’re amenable.

>> 10:08pm – Hob to Morpheus  

Fuck you make me so hot. Yeah I’m amenable. Will you cum for me first? Can you cum just from the feeling of me inside you?

10:09pm – phone call from <unknown>

“I thought… you would want to hear it.”

“God your voice… did you get this number from the HR directory?”

“What if I did?”

“Kinda stalkery but kinda hot. Are you close?”

“Very. I… I want you. Badly. Please, Hob.”

“I have you, darling. Ah, you beg so pretty. You can come. I want to hear you. Can you do it without touching yourself? Be good.”

“I can’t—”

“I know you can. Go on. Imagine me with you. Holding your hands to the bed so you can’t touch yourself. I can imagine how beautiful you look. I’d kiss you if I was there, wreck your mouth, too.”

“Hob—”

“Go on. For me?”

“Ah—”

“There you go, sweet thing. I wish I could see you.”

“Will you… come for me now? So I can feel you inside me?”

“Fuck—”

“Good. You feel… so good. Worthy of employee of the month, perhaps.”

“Oh, fuck you, Morpheus. You don’t even have awards at this place.”

“Of course I don’t. That would be inane.”

“Are you satisfied with my efforts, at least?”

“I am pleased to say that I am.”

“Still, I think we should probably debrief that meeting. You wanna touch base about it in person? Say… eleven pm? My calendar’s clear.”

“…Yes.”

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ღ "Someone should punish you for that." | smut, hard dom!Hongjoong - 0.9k

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ღ Seonghwa ღ

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ღ Yunho ღ

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ღ sextape, breeding | smut - 0.6k (req)

ღ "Oh, is that how you like it?" | smut, soft dom!San & soft dom!Wooyoung - 1.8k

ღ “Which do you prefer, fingers or mouth?” | smut, sub!San - 2.1k (req)

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ღ Mingi ღ

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ღ Wooyoung ღ

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ღ "Open your mouth for me." | smut, sub!Wooyoung - 1k

ღ praise, morning sex | soft smut - 0.6k (req)

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ღ Jongho ღ

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Full fics:

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ღ "Please, mark me." | smut, dom!Jongho - 0.8k

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Asking them to teach you how to fuck | smut, reaction

Making out with Ateez | fluff, very suggestive

Morning Sex with Ateez | soft smut

MTL to be into choking (giving & receiving) | smut

MTL to enjoy being with a bratty s/o | smut

MTL to have an s/o who's quiet in bed | smut

MTL to have a sex playlist to fuck you to | smut

MTL to like exchanging videos of you/him getting off | smut

MTL to prefer giving or receiving head | smut

MTL to prefer having a virgin s/o vs an experienced s/o | smut

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When you get tired during sex | smut, some fluff, reaction

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