#7-15-24

[domysterio]

[brown-spider]

Fascism doesn’t sleep so neither do they

[vonspe]

I don't know if you intended it (and sorry if you didn't) but your Rook looks wonderfully middle-aged. Absolutely gorgeous. This birb haven't slept since his twenties and it's the best eyeshadow one can ask for.

10 out of 10.

thank u!! you are absolutely correct 😂😂

[charmac]

[meiliem1619]

Doodled real quick.

[dirtyassvoiceactors]

Absolutely had to rewatch e116 cause what a fucking battle,

And truly the Nein are unfuckingstoppable, especially level 20, they are a mechanical beast of a party, they are truly the polycule of this fight, as Caleb himself said “Set ‘em up und knock ‘em down” in technically less then 4 turns(if you don’t count the little beau turn before fjord could stop her and talk to them) therefore in less than 24 seconds or a little more than 18 seconds, fighting THE moon’s baddest poly hive mind IN THEIR OWN LAIR, against new types of attacks and spells and abilities they’ve never seen or know of, against lair actions and bunching them in AOE trigonometry bs, their big monk move of turning invisible didn’t help shit, with their wizard and cleric loosing 5+levels of spells each completely, their wizards mirror image not working once so taking all the damage, with one of their clerics not even having their armor equipped half of their fight, their rogue sluggish+exhausted+blinded etc, most of them exhausted, them literally betting against each other during the fight…

*sighs in mechanics nerd* they are THE D&D Party

[blu3haw4]

Lexa has been very naughty this year. Instead of coal in her stocking, she wants Clarke to fill it up with something else 😏

Listen. I almost didn't write this one... and now is kind of my favorite one 🤭

For Day 2: Naughty or Nice List

Mature. G!P Clarke. Cracky and ... cute? more than smutty. It's so unserious though 😆

Soooo, what am I getting for Christmas, santa?" Lexa jokes, she toys with the white pompom of Clarke's Santa hat still placed over her head even after all four rounds they just got down to.

Clarke snorts, shaking her head as she looks down at her "You've been so naughty this year"

They giggle, Clarke running her hand on Lexa's side with the hand not currently holding her own head.

"Your stocking are going to be full of coal" she huffs as Lexa, laying on her back beside her keeps playing with the pompom of her had

"What!? No! That's not fair!"

"Just yesterday you sent me a nude while i was having lunch with my dad!" Clarke yelps.

"You said you were in the car!"

"With him!"

"That was an accident!'" Lexa huff, and continues playing with the pompom "All my past naughtiness, if i recall correctly, you've throughoutfully enjoyed"

"You've still been naughty" Clarke rolls her eyes playfully "And people on the naughty list only get coal" she fake frowns, and then really frowns "Specially if you call me Santa, please don't fucking call me Santa again"

Lexa laughs with an eyeroll of her own "I think I've done plenty of nice things for you, miss. Haven't I?"

"Mmmh, maybe" Clarke can't help but smile

"Maybe my stockings could be filled with something else"

"See! Naughty!" Clarke laughs as Lexa's smirks turns into a grin.

"Oh I am merely trying to be nice, only for your benefit really"

"Oh my benefit? How so?"

"Well your balls should alway have a safe place to be relieved, shouldn't they?" Lexa tries her best at a serious face and fails spectacularly when a giggle escapes her.

"Ohhh, i see" Clarke laughs and leans down to kiss her, slowly but surely moving and laying on top of Lexa

"You want me to fill you?"

"Yess, my love"

"You do, baby?"

"Mmm, always."

//

Mmm, let's see what might be in this one" Lexa says softly shaking the gift box in her hands.

Is Christmas morning and they're laying on the floor of their apartment beside their tree.

She smiles at Clarke until she hears the rocking of the items inside the box and her smile drops as she shakes the box again, more strongly.

"Is this-...? Clarke did you seriously got me coal?"

"What did you expect? You've been a very naughty girl, Lexa" Clarke says with a small smile.

"Clarke, i swear to fucking-" she shakes the box forcefully glaring at Clarke until she interrupts her.

"Why don't you open it, hun? It's very very nice coal"

"If you-"

"Open it" Lexa huffs, but complies, glaring at Clarke all the way to make sure she knew how terrible it would be for her, if she had decided to get Lexa actual coal.

At first glace, they did look like coal.

At second glance though? The box had scattered around an array and variety of plugs, bullets and small dildos. All black, some shiny, so mate, some sparky and some with purple or blue shades as well.

Lexa's eyebrows lifted in surprise as her mouth fell sightly open, slowly a smile started to grow as she could help little giggle and gasp that she let out.

"What...? Clarke!" She turned to laugh at a grinning Clarke, still very casually leaning against the foot of the couch

"You deserved all that coal for how naughty you've been"

Still laughing Lexa crawls forward to straddle Clarke and kiss her "You just got me like 15 different sex toys" she laughs between kisses as Clarke just smiles at her

"To be fair i had already bought some of them... I just replaced them for black ones"

"I love you"

"I love you. And we should be trying all of them today" Clarke smirks at her

"Clarke! No!"

"But it's going to be fun!"

"There's a butt plug that's the size of my fist! We're not trying that today!" Clarke merely laughs and looks up with a little shrug.

"Clarke I mean it. No. No as in Rudolf no"

Laughing hard Clarke throws her head back "Okay, the best thing we've ever done is make our safe word Rudolf" Lexa laughs with her, and still cupping her face leans in for another kiss.

[maxpaulll]

Despite being *incredibly* behind on Redacted videos I still have Redacted thoughts from time to time.

Today? David and Angel who regularly shower together.

Not in the sexual way (okay, maybe sometimes in the sexual way) but in a sweet, domestic way. Washing each other’s backs and just taking care of each other in such a simple way. Just to make sure they’re clean.

Angel in the throes of burnout from work, they /have/ to shower to feel clean and like a person but they can’t bring themself to do anything more than sit under the hot water and evaporate, and David who stands behind them and patiently does their annoyingly long hair-care routine, applying their face wash, and gently spraying them down when he’s done-

David, who’s a wreck after the summer solstice, having Angel gently wash away all the sweat and tension away from the day. They’re massaging shampoo into his scalp as he melts, pressing kisses into his temple and wiping the soap from his eyes as they wash it out.

But it’s not just when they need it most. It’s almost every night (unless someone’s away) sometimes it’s just a weeknight and Angel is chatting about their day, or a late Sunday when David’s pulled an almost-all-nighter and Angel is trying not to fall asleep between the warm water and David’s calming presence.

That’s all vv

[darksouls2yuri]

hi! I've updated my commissions info & added new stuff! you can also read all of this on my carrd!

if you're interested you can get ahold of me via DMs or by emailing me at petitegobelinecommissions[at]gmail.com!

[mikeywayarchive]

Mikey Way & Jon Rivera will have a signing at San Diego Comic Con on Saturday, July 27, 2024!

Title TBA for now (7/15/24)

[jtl-fics]

Math Nerd AU for WIP Wednesday? 👀

WIP Wednesday 2/7/24 (CLOSED) | Math Nerd AU

There was no evidence that anything had happened with Drake recently.

He closes his eyes and let out a small sigh of relief.

When Cass asks if he wants to come to Drake's funeral he tells her that he has to go and never calls her again.

Things continue to be strange at his foster home. All of his material needs are taken care of and are even taken care of well. The Spears had provided for him but Cass dressed him the way she thought he should dress. The Donovans took him shopping and let him buy what he wanted.

They didn't bat an eye when that was mostly black.

[shitpostingkats]

That fact that Playmaker when Kolter met him looked so much angrier, implying that the stoicism is in fact a mellowed out version that has only come about since he has had a friend to work alongside, that when it was just him against the world Yusaku was ferocious and bitter and WHAT IF I EXPLODED INTO A MILLION LITTLE PIECES

[midnightcaptions]

saw I had 711 followers now, take this thought about my 7-Eleven parody from my young drakgo thing lol

[daughterofsarenrae]

do you ever feel bad for accidentally spreading misinformation? like telling people something you thought was true only to find out later was wrong? for example, i used to tell people ferrets were smart. but then i met sparrow, who is perhaps one of the dumbest animals alive,

[indigo--montoya]

one of my favorite things is elves having base 8 math. so you can have Situations™️ when someone in the dragang has a birthday. take for instance this hypothetical

Rayla: I'm so glad my parents and Runaan are back! And just in time for my twenty-fourth birthday!

Callum: your WHAT.

Rayla: My birthday!

Callum: no hold up a second. go back. you're HOW OLD???

Callum: so you were. you were twenty when we first started dating?

Rayla: yes? Is something wrong?

Callum: I was FIFTEEN

Rayla:

Rayla: WHAT?!?!?! How-- who-- what-- I think I'm going to be sick. You seemed older than that! I can't believe I-- so that means now you're--

Callum: Nineteen.

Rayla:

Rayla: what's nineteen

[turnedpalefromlackofsun]

I feel really bad when i see a kid online and they're saying stupid shit but they have their face on their account

Your dumbass takes are gonna be associated with your face forever nooooooo don't do it

I feel like I should step in but historically 10 out of 10 times they get defensive "it's my account I can do whatever I want" bitch this is more than proship anti discourse

You have your face associated with a death threat

Please don't do it!!!! I'll be real, I don't care that much about death threats. Do whatever dumb shit maybe you'll grow up and be better or maybe you'll become an agent of kiwifarms idk

But please don't end your life over a mistake. You're making a mistake! By the time you realize it, it's all over!!!

Please? You can tell me to kill myself 1000 times over I don't care and I'm not trying to stop you. You're right, you're free to be as stupid as you want. BUT PLEASE DONT TIE IT TO YOUR REAL LIFE!!! you're 14 years old!!!

At least give yourself the opportunity to learn!

Please evaluate my words!!! Is what im saying in YOUR best interest? Yes right? Then please consider it!

And then quite possibly consider not doing the death threats either. You know you can get college admission revoked and go to jail in highschool for this? The cops are gonna get you

They're coming for you

I already told them and they told me they'll be at your house in 30 mins.

Dude why are kids so stupid im crying. Think about this: in one of my jobs, there was a rule against "non canon fanart". So that means if they can easily trace back fanart of non canon ships or headcanons or whatever to me, they will get my ass.

They wanted a strict and controlled online presence associated with my name because my name is associated with their name. Now see, I don't use socials with my name.

But if companies are this anal, think about saying "[insert ship] shippers should kill themselves" with your face plastered on it.

YOU ARE STUPID. Even if you 100% believe your statements, who said you need your entire being attached to it. I better not see your bitchass on unemployment because of this. Im gonna tell the Republicans about you.