#5ft

[warhead]

[ames-luvs-u]

how i look at literally everyone 💕

[crowwsky]

happy pride :o) kindly lesbian at the festival notices you look a little warm... wonder why that is 🤔 (character's pronouns are she/they)

[taintedmind6669]

Wade: *stroking Logan’s hair* you’re so tiny.

Logan: *sleepily* I could beat the shit out of you.

Wade: *lovingly* I know.

[lazylittledragon]

amazing news everyone i have ascended to ‘protagonist’ status, the place i get my coffee before work now knows my face (and has gently encouraged me to get a loyalty card)

[edenhowls]

hi there Marilou Jean Smith 🤎🎧

[that-sarcastic-writer]

Logan with a size kink. No yeah, that’s it. I mean fuck, man is 6’3 (movie anyway), you don’t think he’d go feral at your size difference? At how his cock splits you open? Or at the fact that he can feel himself when he feels on your tummy? That would drive him mad. Oh to see the outline of his thick cock appear and disappear in your stomach, he fucking gawks at it. And he knows it’s just so big, but you take it anyway, right? “I know sugar, I know, but it feels good, doesn’t?” He tells you when you whine everytime his cock first sinks into you. He makes sure you tell you how much of a good fucking girl you are for taking all of him. And don’t get me started on how he cages you in with his body. How easily he can toss you on the bed, manhandle you into whatever position he wants to take you in, never mind his enhanced strength, his size alone would give him a huge advantage. His massive arms on either side of your head and he thrusts in out of your tight cumt, his nose brushing yours. Or his arms around your neck as he puts you in a headlock as he takes you from behind…. You’d have nowhere to go because he’s all over you. But also like, the cuddling?? He’s just a big soft teddy bear really, nice and warm, you could sleep comfortably on his chest, or on top of him completely. Logan has a size kink indeed.

[warhead]

[worms-for-brains]

Blasts them with the sillyfication ray 💥💥💥

That’s literally how people be describing their heights in some fics tho lmao 🤣

[feverdreamsandlucidnightmares]

I’m so happy for Andrew and the fact that he likes driving but I can confirm as someone his height that he can’t see over the dash. Road safety is entirely an estimation. It’s set in 2006, most cars didn’t have a backup camera or sensors or shit and he can’t fucking see. As if Andrew would ever strain to look around while driving. He has absolutely insane spatial awareness just so he can carpool his family.

(Going off of @strongqueercharacters post about Andrew’s car: the Lexus GS is longer than a Honda CRV. The Maserati is longer and wider than both.)

[your-unfriendlyghost]

Headcanon that Steve was tall as a kid and bragged about it a lot, only for literally everyone in the gang except Johnny to end up taller than him

Totally not projecting or anything I would never

napoleon complex gang where ya at

[stealingpotatoes]

In response to Luke calling the Huttslayer on Boba.

Din in the corner: ”please don't call your sister on the man that I swore 'I would die in battle with him' before you and I started dating. Please."

(commission info // kofi support!)

[daftpatience]

new oc just dropped hes a wishing star :)

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[st-hedge]

Calamity au Ganon and Link but I drew them as a shitty animation cel (a remake of old art)

[cuntyfieddemon]

we were so close to a motherquake breaking the cuntometer, so close

[warhead]