oh, are you lost on your journey? no matter; today's lost are conquerors tomorrow.
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2013: The Year of Luigi
2014: The Revenge of Luigi
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i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn
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dude i just got shot i need you to suck the bullet out
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Touch his mind Lord is going to be a part of my vocabulary forever now
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we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am
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"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess
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microdosing catholicism by constantly pursuing a sense of guilt for no reason
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ok well i'm gonna go jerk off now *starts getting lowered by chain pulley into an ominous glowing red pit*
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autistic folks when their routine gets disrupted, and they don't get alone time when they're supposed to get alone time
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