makeela

[makeela]

truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

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scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

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2013: The Year of Luigi

2014: The Revenge of Luigi

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i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

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dude i just got shot i need you to suck the bullet out

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Touch his mind Lord is going to be a part of my vocabulary forever now

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we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

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wlw tumblr post notes simulator

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Tshirt idea I had

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4000cc breast implants :)

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"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

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microdosing catholicism by constantly pursuing a sense of guilt for no reason

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this is making me lose it