#5 minutes craft

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[archtroop]

No I won't

I'll make it worse, though

teen sam with floppy hair and shirts that are too big for him, jeans that fit like capris on him, and a sun burn on his cheeks and the back of his neck is so important to me

[hollow-head]

Some people asked for tips on making the Crowlito plant holder, and I do encourage you to make your own. The trick, I think, is to have a wire running between two rings or hooks, which will be what supports the plant, and then build the body around that. So the Crowley part is just a big complicated bead. And because he isn't what's supporting the weight, you can make him out of whatever you want and use him to hang whatever you want. Mine is clay with foam wings, but there's no reason you can't use cloth or yarn or anything.

[urclna]

who the fuck discovered this before me

[phalangelala]

When you open fb for the first time in 3 months and are immediately accosted by this nightmare (but you're secretly delighted because you can send something to your tumblr fav @elodieunderglass )

[sins-and-sincerity]

you would literally PASS OUT when u nap on the chair bed!!

id like to thank hasya for the chair bed u made yesterday. i brought my blanket to school and had the best nap of my life on it

[anxiousapplepie]

So HM! Isa's world is absolutely messed up right? I feel bad that he probably has to get Cook! Siff and Bonnie out of trouble a lot, with the hordes and all. He's probably very stressed, poor guy.

You have absolutely no idea how Stressed HM!Isabeau is. It's not even about how messed up the world is, it's just a collection of Everything Going Wrong and he feels like the only one with the brains, strength and charisma to fix it all. I am so, so sorry man. You probably deserved better but hahaaaaaaaa looking out for the Cook and Researcher kid is the least of your problems (even though they are very personal problems)

[th4t1guylol]

Today I will learn you how to take apart a horse fast.

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[artbyfuji]

COUNT YOUR DAYS RAVEN BRANWEN ‼️‼️

[tubbytarchia]

I just saw a few "beginner artist" animations and posts that had gained some traction and their comment sections actually made me pretty seethingly upset.

"Experienced" artists really just jump on "beginner" artists to tell them all the 2 to 5 to 50 things that they can do better. All under the guise of "I'm just tryna help" and coated with "you have potential!". Well I am also a fellow artist and that is so haughty and discouraging to me. Some artists need to get off their hyper realistic objectively superior anatomically correct high horses and give the goofy newbie ones some fucking room to breathe. Leave beginner artists alone, a tip or two is fine but they do not need 20 people correcting all their "mistakes" and giving tips and criticism where it was never asked for. I genuinely feel so bad for these beginning artists who put in effort to create something, and that's the foremost beauty of art, only to get jumped like prey by all these other artists who fail to appreciate the very core of what they claim to teach. If you do that, THEY DON'T NEED YOU to grow as artists, and that's assuming you even wanted to help and not just having a superiority complex

[game-grumps-captions]

I love that Dan has two versions of the exact same shirt

[hexy-lynesdein]

The Traveler & her Path Behind

“Wounds suffered, lessons learned.”

I think the most prominent part about episode 4 other than it being Alice's trial— wherein she was able to ended her generational curse for once and for all; changing something that she thinks “wasn't real”, is that you get to see how it affecting her.

How Alice realizes that she was angry at her mom who was only trying to save her. Lorna did everything in her power to protect Alice in any way she could. So that even if she was no longer present on Alice's life— her protection through the song, in which she pours all of her love for her daughter into, would persist. Thanks to the people who sang that song with as much passion as how Lorna is writing it for Alice.

And I love how she learned all of this from a journey with a broken coven, each filled with covenless witches who had their own issues. But even though they are hardly a “true” coven— they were there for Alice. They sat there with her on that campfire, talking about each scars that they had, so that she wouldn't feel so bad about hers. And for once, she felt that hole in her heart was slowly filled with warmth. That similar type of warmth that she's been missing for ages.

Alice has always been angry all her life. It's easier for her to get angry and blame something instead of grieving it. Because being angry is relatively easier than grieving because you feel like you are in control of your life, you get this power to push through from that fire burning in you. But unlike anger, grief is far from that. It's that feeling of hollow and emptiness— that you acknowledge something was no longer yours. It's gone and you have to accept that. You will eventually move on and there might be something else that will replace it. You will learn to live side by side with this pit that sits with you and it will left you in a vulnerable state, and that's not alright. It's hard to said it'll be alright when it clearly didn't. But eventually, you'd move on. People always do. That's just how life is always been.

And for once, when the cause of Alice's angers was no longer there— and that she was finally free from it after a long time of suffering, she felt nothing but sadness.

This is a simple phrase if it were to be said by anyone. However, it held much bigger weight when it was Lilia who said that.

Lilia being the oldest witch from the coven. Lilia who's been alive for 400+ years. Lilia who made it this far in life, seeing all the horrors, and the tragedies that humanity experienced— the malice that lurked in their hearts. She's seen it all. She saw their path and “destination”; but mostly their destination because of her gift. That's almost all the thing she ever saw throughout her life up until now. Not to mention the flow of time that seems to be never standing with her.

It makes her angry. Because she saw it all. Lilia has seen their death. The causes and what's about to happen. But there is nothing she could do about it. She warns them. She tells them. And it didn't change anything. There's nothing she could do about the outcome. Because her task as a seer isn't supposed to change. She's there to observe — to see. And that alone upsets her. She turned away from her gift. Unwilling to use something that is a part of herself. For years. Decades. Probably centuries. Because why would she be? Death is all she'd seen. Why would she want to subject herself into something that would hurt her? Something that would only make her sad? And that's why, in the end, she resorted into being a con artist. Masking herself behind something that was not Lilia Calderu the chased-out-of-every-village-for-accurately-predicting-tragedies; running away from her true self.

Lilia already lost count on how many days and nights that she yearns for a change. To be able to do something for once. Flashes upon flashes would appear on the peripheral of her vision. About her coven. Her family. Her sister in the craft. And often times she wondered if a miracle would happened again in her life.

And it finally did.

When Agatha Harkness recruited Lilia to joined her coven, she almost wanted to spat. No one with a sane mind would willingly joined her coven. But fate always has its own ways with Lilia as her future self went back into that fateful day, where she write down the name of her new coven. Assigning herself to embark into a treacherous journey with a group of people that she, somehow, has quite a lot in common.

From there, she learns again what it feels to have a coven and be in a coven. Each trials they faced with death and their worst nightmare following in their step. But at least they are together this time. Lilia is not alone and maybe she could actually count on these people. Perhaps the walk down on this road with the infamous Agatha Harkness is going to change her. Maybe she still couldn't prevent deaths but at least she could piece up something that she has been missing. A part of herself that she was trying so hard to ignore— a part of herself that yearns for some form of connections through sisterhood.

And she finally got it again. She saw Jennifer who's capable of saving a life while being bound. Changing the outcome of Teen's life. She saw Alice fighting, oh ever so bravely, and full of fire. Ending her family's generational curse for once and for all — changing something that she thought she couldn't. She's seen all the struggles and how it impacts them.

And there they sat in that campfire, after the fire-trial. Sharing their own scars as an attempt to make Alice felt better about herself. Lilia saw the sadness that lingered on the once fierce and full of fire woman. She's seen it and she acknowledge it, she knows that feeling all too well. Lilia feels like she saw a piece of herself on her new coven members yet again, and she felt the urge to give Alice one last words of comfort, “Sad is better than angry”. And maybe that words is not enough to fully filled the hole in Alice's heart on its own, but as long as it means that Lilia could have a chance to do something for her sisters in the craft instead of running away again or being indifferent like how she always do— then that's fine. It's okay. She will take those chances.

And Alice? Alice is grateful to hear that from Lilia— who lives longer than her, who suffers worse things than her, and who knows so much more than her. Because to be loved, is to be seen and heard. And now Alice is surrounded with love.

[danafeelingsick]

Give him some soda, see how he reacts to that.

not well, i assume

[doorknobinmyayuss]

Alastor internet Headcanon

The reason Alastor hates the internet and mobile phones isn’t because he’s stuck in his ways or believes it will brainwash your mind.

It’s all because of one very simple reason. In the early two thousands when we all started thinking records were cool again, we didn’t stop to enjoy them for their authentic quality and sound but instead…

We did this.

[ubejamjar]

I have 218 drafts ;-; I’m gonna tag as many of them as i can today.

I’m thinking about tallying who has the most posts in there and asking if I can make a sketch portrait of their oc’s face

I am once again dashboard grounded.

[jimkinnz]

homunculus facts¡

don,t trust video hacks for making a quick homunculus¡ one from 5 minute crafts actually results in a small flavorless cake instead of a homunculus•

homunculi are known for their sharp claws and teeth' which are harder than those of a cat•

very few homunculi actually like working in the mines• unfortunately our preferences are rarely taken into account•

almost no parts of a homunculus are edible to humans or wizards• i will not be sharing which parts are•

the beetles in my drawer have started making swingy rock music and doing lsd• they grow up so fast• ಥ﹏ಥ

don,t confuse a scarecrow for a homunculus this halloween• we have very little in common' though a homunculus can scare crows if you ask us to•

i want pizza for dinner tonight•