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#good omens#Ā“hello friends!! how are you!!#I hope you're doing well! ( Ā“ ā½ ` )#I have a big cough but otherwise I am good! It's nothign bad I am just very slimey#usually I am not a cough person I am not sure where this is coming from#most of the time I just get a stuffy nose#has my nose gotten stronger#but there are good news too I have already found a VERY good chestnut to put into my pocket this autumn!! its very small! (āĀ“ā½`ā)#it's been a very warm autumn in Germany so far so it has not really felt like fall yet#but yesterday it was all rainy and stormy and I had two new books and it was the best day possible to have a slimey cough (:#and now I feel SO much autumn I am close to buying a set of window colors#I do not know what I would to with the window colors I just have this strong urge in me to buy a window color set#the last time I did a window color was at the birtday of a class mate I think she turned 9 and I made a deer#but for some reason we did this craft 5 minutes before we all had to leave so we had to carry our window color deer home wet#unfortunatly for the deer and me I fell down the stairs of her house and smeared the deer all over me and i screamed the entire drive home#which wasn't very long but it probably felt very long for the mother who had a screaming child covered in window color deer inside her car
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No I won't
I'll make it worse, though
teen sam with floppy hair and shirts that are too big for him, jeans that fit like capris on him, and a sun burn on his cheeks and the back of his neck is so important to me
#i was suddenly inspired#forgive me op#brainrot is real#little out of place Sammy The Awkward Teen is my all time fav ok?#5 minutes craft#the boy that seemed to fray at the edges and could never be placed#limbs getting longer shoulders broader#promising a towerig built#but now he's just that#a shirt too large yet too short#pants barely hanging on his bony hips#and cnobby knesscap#yup
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Some people asked for tips on making the Crowlito plant holder, and I do encourage you to make your own. The trick, I think, is to have a wire running between two rings or hooks, which will be what supports the plant, and then build the body around that. So the Crowley part is just a big complicated bead. And because he isn't what's supporting the weight, you can make him out of whatever you want and use him to hang whatever you want. Mine is clay with foam wings, but there's no reason you can't use cloth or yarn or anything.
#it finally stopped raining for 5 minutes so i took him outside#good omens#seems like a good model for making a hanging fairy or angel or other winged plant holder#crafts
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who the fuck discovered this before me
#disco elysium#infinite craft#I'VE BEEN CRYING LAUGHING OVER THIS FOR THE PAST 5 MINUTES#the fact that it's NOT a first discovery makes it even better#i also have āYaoi Kitsuragiā which IS a first discovery#i've been trying to make HDB but IT'S NOT WORKING so i've just been mixing random shit with Disco Elysium in hopes of getting sth useful#and i ended up with.... this#whoever got here before me i salute you. fellow middle aged men yaoi warrior
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When you open fb for the first time in 3 months and are immediately accosted by this nightmare (but you're secretly delighted because you can send something to your tumblr fav @elodieunderglass )
#horrible things with legs#5 minute crafts to fuel your nightmares#can you fucking imagine this in your home??!!!
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you would literally PASS OUT when u nap on the chair bed!!
id like to thank hasya for the chair bed u made yesterday. i brought my blanket to school and had the best nap of my life on it
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Today I will learn you how to take apart a horse fast.
āØļø Follow for more arts and crafts āØļø
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COUNT YOUR DAYS RAVEN BRANWEN ā¼ļøā¼ļø
#rosebird#play 5-minute craft video music#as she experiences the unending horrors š„š£#rosebird torture chamber nightmare realm 4LYFE š¤©š¤©
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I just saw a few "beginner artist" animations and posts that had gained some traction and their comment sections actually made me pretty seethingly upset.
"Experienced" artists really just jump on "beginner" artists to tell them all the 2 to 5 to 50 things that they can do better. All under the guise of "I'm just tryna help" and coated with "you have potential!". Well I am also a fellow artist and that is so haughty and discouraging to me. Some artists need to get off their hyper realistic objectively superior anatomically correct high horses and give the goofy newbie ones some fucking room to breathe. Leave beginner artists alone, a tip or two is fine but they do not need 20 people correcting all their "mistakes" and giving tips and criticism where it was never asked for. I genuinely feel so bad for these beginning artists who put in effort to create something, and that's the foremost beauty of art, only to get jumped like prey by all these other artists who fail to appreciate the very core of what they claim to teach. If you do that, THEY DON'T NEED YOU to grow as artists, and that's assuming you even wanted to help and not just having a superiority complex
#if people ask for criticism thats a different story. Im not here to tell you you cant say what you want. free speech and whatever#its the internet#but holy SHIT#if I had gotten this amount of āexperiencedā artists seeing my newbie artwork#ough I shudder at the thought. Horrible#blabber#art#I will tell you right now I criticize etc some art in private. with friends. dont do that in the artist's face are you kidding me#If a baby takes its first steps are you going to give it a 5 minute pep talk on its posture correction and how to run#like no oh my god the baby will be fine. People new to their craft will be fine#are you gonna do that because it gives you an ego boost because youre better at walking than a baby. no youre not!!!
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I love that Dan has two versions of the exact same shirt
#game grumps#ten minute power hour#dan avidan#From 5 minutes crafts episode#From the ā2 Artists 5 Super Soakersā episode#respectively
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Give him some soda, see how he reacts to that.
not well, i assume
#coke isn't a good replacement for machine oil#forgive me for not giving him a bloated tummy i didn't think it would work with that pose#n.icole saw one of those 5-minute craft videos and thought it was good idea#now b.illy will suffer the consequences#hurray for me? managed to make even a robot with no mouth puke#horniness will take places man#emetophilia#emeto#tw vomit#tw emeto#emeto art#emeto kink#robot sickie#robot sickee sickie#robot whumpee#vomiting#z.enless z.one z.ero#b.illy zzz#dana//emeto art#dana//rambles#i used to assume he worked like a car or something#but it is said that he has to recharge so he probably doesn't run on gas#gosh i wanna make him feverish and sick so bad
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Alastor internet Headcanon
The reason Alastor hates the internet and mobile phones isnāt because heās stuck in his ways or believes it will brainwash your mind.
Itās all because of one very simple reason. In the early two thousands when we all started thinking records were cool again, we didnāt stop to enjoy them for their authentic quality and sound but insteadā¦
We did this.
#hazbin#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#alastor#Alastor against Pinterest#if alastor ever witnesses 5 minute crafts he will implode#alastor record#I just realized the bowl is full of applesā¦#radioapple#hazbin radioapple#hazbin hotel lucifer#record bowl#records#these damn kids are melting the music again š“š»#one of alastors greatest passions in life is now a fruit bowl
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homunculus factsĀ”
don,t trust video hacks for making a quick homunculusĀ” one from 5 minute crafts actually results in a small flavorless cake instead of a homunculusā¢
homunculi are known for their sharp claws and teeth' which are harder than those of a catā¢
very few homunculi actually like working in the minesā¢ unfortunately our preferences are rarely taken into accountā¢
almost no parts of a homunculus are edible to humans or wizardsā¢ i will not be sharing which parts areā¢
the beetles in my drawer have started making swingy rock music and doing lsdā¢ they grow up so fastā¢ ą²„ļ¹ą²„
don,t confuse a scarecrow for a homunculus this halloweenā¢ we have very little in common' though a homunculus can scare crows if you ask us toā¢
i want pizza for dinner tonightā¢
#homunculus#homunculus facts#wizardposting#unreality#alchemy#5 minute crafts#cooking hacks#cat scratches#mining#sustainability#the beetles#the beatles#scarecrows#pizza
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red bull's 2024 season plan
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Why is youtube trying to sell me Chicken Ć la Freud
#food#obscenity chicken#I clicked on this because the thumbnail looked like some 5 minute crafts shit but it got even weirder
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Guess who made a Skully inspired halloween outfit yesterday in a fit of late night delirium inspiration
#uhhh idk how to tag this#skully j graves#hajimari no halloween#i guess???#the most no-sew 5 minute crafts ass costume i've made so far#highly recommend if you don't have an outfit planned yet lol#the buttondown i coincidentally had really lends it the nightmare suit vibe#my favorite part is the bat (suffered on it) bottoms and shoes tbd...
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