#5 minute crafts

[th4t1guylol]

Today I will learn you how to take apart a horse fast.

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[jimkinnz]

homunculus facts¡

don,t trust video hacks for making a quick homunculus¡ one from 5 minute crafts actually results in a small flavorless cake instead of a homunculus•

homunculi are known for their sharp claws and teeth' which are harder than those of a cat•

very few homunculi actually like working in the mines• unfortunately our preferences are rarely taken into account•

almost no parts of a homunculus are edible to humans or wizards• i will not be sharing which parts are•

the beetles in my drawer have started making swingy rock music and doing lsd• they grow up so fast• ಥ﹏ಥ

don,t confuse a scarecrow for a homunculus this halloween• we have very little in common' though a homunculus can scare crows if you ask us to•

i want pizza for dinner tonight•

[zhaliacain]

Den: I like 5 minute crafts

Den: they have so many technical skills, but choose to use them for evil

Den: reminds me of myself

[contentfarms]

What are your thoughts on Polar, 5 Minute Crafts' attempt at making a virtual idol?

oh boy. ok

polar is often compared to miku, though she's bizarre in that she's more like... a fake utaite for the metaverse? yknow, the facebook owned virtual reality thing

the thing about polar is that she was, 100%, an industry plant but not in the typical way. since yknow, she's not a real woman, and the subscribers she got instantly were definitely botted

more accurately, polar was an attempt by the company behind 5 minute crafts, thesoul publishing, who makes a variety of content slop and has done so for many, many years.

she did. EXTREMELY POORLY for thesoul publishing's work. usually they could rack up millions of subs easy, but she has a sparse 5 million her whole run

note i said "has", as polar.. is still active? and she's still doing REALLY poorly for the company's record

my personal thoughts are that the music is god-awful, and even the strengths polar's voice actress has are easily out done by genuine utaites and vocaloid synths

[haveyouever-polls]

Have you ever tried a recipe/craft from the 5-Minute Crafts channels?

[teathattast]

5 Minute Crafts: Infinite toilet paper hack!

Wash your toilet paper in the washing machine for infinite toilet paper!

[miguelwho23]

Could someone draw Wally sitting in a jean chair? I NEED this.

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tip for reheating leftovers: to make it heat more evenly, leave a metal spoon in there for it to stir the food and conduct heat!

[macaronitrash]

NEW VIDEO 💖✨🍻 THE 5-MINUTE CRAFTS DRINKING GAME

[yourlocalnerd07]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

FOR 5 YEARS I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT THE FUCK THOSE 5 MINUTE CRAFT VIDEOS ARE AND WHY THEY ARE LIKE THAT

GUYS.

Guys, it's a fetish.

(No hate to people w the fetish but I had NO idea until now)

[mettatonneo2005]

Mettaton Neo's Wicked Step father

[reniadeb]

hallowed be thy ween

[contentfarms]

What's your opinion on 5 min craft type content farms

oh buddy, those GOT ME INTO content farms

years and years ago, i saw the very first weird 5 minute crafts videos on a cooking channel debunking them, and i was so entranced by how terrible and sometimes literally dangerous these channels were

5 minute crafts and similar "craft" channels like troom troom (allegedly) and tasty are some of the oldest in the craft

[girls-band-headcanons]

Hina watches 5 minute crafts and replicates them, but somehow they're literally just so perfect. She shows up to pasupare rehearsal with her little trinkets and goes "aya-chan aya-chan! Look what I made!" And everyone is like.... how is that even functional ?

For that reason, both Sayo and the rest of Pasupare ban Hina from ever being around eggs, not even wanting to know the sort of cursed yet fully-functional egg-based terrors she runs the risk of releasing onto the world.

Hina would probably try to impart her ���knowledge” onto her kohais, much to their confusion (although Rimi would probably love to figure out how to hide chocolate in her school supplies).

[prunuszensylvanica]

fun polyamory idea: two couples go on a double date and a 5th person is there as well going on a date with both couples