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[vanosslirious]

Vanoss: What is that?

Delirious: It's an egg, I'm trying to throw the damn egg at you.

[teambyler]

My video "A LAWYER'S EVIDENCE that Mike and Will become a romantic pair in Stranger Things" is out!

Many of you have followed me ( @teambyler ) or read my essays analyzing Byler (I've linked some of the most-shared ones below). I am actually also a LAWYER who has a YouTube channel called RONALD OFF THE RECORD, and I just released my big video on Byler! (I also have another YouTube channel with 45K subscribers that I mention in the video)

I'm prepared to put my professional reputation as a lawyer on the line to comment on a piece of science fiction, because goddammit this is important to me! It is not "delusional" to think Will and Mike will become a couple, and there is nothing wrong with you if want it to happen! This is a video essay I've been planning for at least SIX MONTHS, and I put a lot of work into it. Please share, and please leave comments. Enjoy! =D

0:00 Why this video 1:38 Hate for Byler on the internet 10:16 Case for Mileven 15:21 Case for Byler: Starting premises 17:56 If Will were a girl… 25:30 The evidence! 29:05 EXHIBIT A: The Snow Ball 31:34 B: Mike's reactions to El and Will being upset 34:21 C: Season 3 ending montage 39:16 D: Airport reunion 47:57 E: Rink-O-Mania argument 51:35 F: Heteronormativity, audience expectations 58:32 G: Throwing away the letter 1:00:01 H: 2nd heart-to-heart scene 1:05:07 I: Mike can't say he loves El 1:12:50 J: Platonic reunion 1:14:35 K: Will's role convincing Mike to say "I love you" 1:19:31 L: Effect of the "love confession" on El 1:39:01 M: The Painting Lie 1:42:28 Honorable mentions 1:44:33 Non-diegetic evidence 2:00:29 Actor statements 2:10:12 NOT how you write an unrequited love story 2:15:46 Why Byler SHOULD happen (queerbaiting, etc.) 2:28:01 A more powerful story 2:35:22 A personal note

I'm now making this my pinned post, so I'll list a few my essays here for people to check out.

Some other @teambyler posts:

Mike was saying "I love you" to Will

Questions to ask if ever you have Byler doubt

How the Duffers have set Will up to have a happy ending in Season 5

The most heartbreaking way Byler can culminate (and how I predict it will) (I know this is less likely than an "escape from Camazotz" possession scenario, but I still want this to happen =D )

-teambyler

[cactuslester]

books dnp have mentioned 📚📖

hi guys <3 i wanted to compile a list of books dnp have mentioned/recommended before for myself and all the other book phannies bc i don't think i've seen a recent list like this!

(these are mostly phil recs bc he mentions books wayyy more often, so i'm starting a rumor that dan doesn't read)

scott pilgrim by byan lee o'malley

mentioned by phil in feeling flirty! (0:35) along with the movie! iirc, both he and dan have mentioned the movie a few other times outside of this video

just after sunset by stephen king

phil was reading this at the end of the london ditl (13:44). i think he's mentioned other stephen king books before too (if anyone remembers any instances, lmk <3)

seconds by bryan lee o'malley

this is the book phil bought during festive ditl (6:54, 17:40). afaik he didn't mention it any time after this, but he started reading the book in the video and said it was really good so far

the maze runner by james dashner

made a little cameo in pinof 6 bloopers (2:20), i think phil (and dan possibly) has mentioned the book and movie some other times as well

ready player one by ernest cline

phil said in a very sleepless night with phil (3:53) it's one of his fave books! he was rereading it in this vid

project hail mary by andy weir

dnp mentioned this was the book both of them most recently read at their frankfurt preshow (18:44)! phil also recommended it when i asked him for book recs at my m&g <3 i finished it a couple weeks back, and it was incredibly good

there are certainly some that i know i am missing, so i will continue to look for when/where they were mentioned and update as i do! if you know of any, lmk!

also tysm to @titfor-tat, @1dphanlarrie, and @pheyphem for their help and replies on my posts trying to track down these book mentions <3

[astra-ravana]

Basic Numerology

Every letter of the alphabet holds a numerical weight. These numbers each vibrate with a different frequency and affect our energies and lives in different ways. The value of each letter is:

1: A, J, S

2: B, K, T

3: C, L, U

4: D, M, V

5: E, N, W

6: F, O, X

7: G, P, Y

8: H, Q, Z

9: I, R

Each person has their own set of numerical frequencies which influence our lives in various ways. The most significant influences are as follows:

Life Path Number-

Arguably the most important numbers in your personal numerology. Represents one's path in life, their greatest lessons, and their greatest areas for opportunity and growth. This number is calculated using only your date of birth.

Example: A birthday of January 1st, 1999 would equate to: 01/01/1999= 0+1+0+1+1+9+9+9=30 =3+0=3. So the life path number is 3.

Note: Never reduce the numbers 11, 22, or 33. These are master numbers.

Soul Number-

Your soul number reflects your innermost thoughts, habits, and instinctual reactions. It is also representative of your talents, innermost desires, and the subconscious. Similar to the Moon placement of astrology. To calculate your soul number add together the values of all the vowels in your full birth name.

Example: Ann Marie Smith, vowels and values are- A(1), A(1), I(9), E(5), I(9), so 1+1+9+5+9=25=2+5=7. The soul number is 7.

Personality Number-

The personality number is like your book's cover or mask and reveals insights into your social persona and how we present ourselves to others. It can be calculated by adding together the value of all the consonants in your full birth name.

Example: John Allen Dover, consonants and values are- J(1), H(8), N(5), L (3), L(3), N(5), D(4), V(4), R(9), so 1+8+5+3+3+5+4+4+9=42=4+2=6. In this case the personality number is a 6.

Destiny Number-

Destiny numbers can help reveal our life's purpose, our reason to keep going, even our greatest goals and desires. To calculate this valuable number, add the values of all the letters in your full birth name.

Example: Tasha Lynn Cole, values of letters are- T(2), A(1), S(1), H(8), A(1), L(3), Y(7), N(5), N(5), C(3), O(6), L(3), E(5), which becomes 2+1+1+8+1+3+7+5+5+3+6+3+5=50=5+0=5. So this destiny number is 5.

Name Numbers-

You can also calculate the numerological value of your preferred name, nickname, witch name, alias, etc. This will reveal the hidden power behind the chosen name as well as that aspect of yourself.

Example: Astra Ravana, values of the letters are- A(1), S(1), T(2), R(9), A(1), R(9), A(1), V(4), A(1), N(5), A(1), this becomes 1+1+2+9+1+9+1+4+1+5+1=35=3+5=8. So the name's number is 8.

Number Meanings

1

Element: Fire

Planet: Mercury/Sun

Color: Orange/black

Positive Traits: Leadership, intelligence, courage, creative, positive, independent, focused, drive, confidence

Negative Traits: Stubborn, selfish, tactless, egotistical

Keywords: New beginnings, innovation, manifestation

2

Element: Water

Planet: Moon

Color: Green/pink

Positive Traits: Patient, tolerant, agreeable, diplomatic, charming, supportive, nurturing

Negative Traits: Shy, unmotivated, oversensitive

Keywords: Trust, harmony, partnership, balance

3

Element: Fire

Planet: Mars/Jupiter/Mercury

Color: Red

Positive Traits: Popular, friendly, passionate, artistic, versatile, strong, hardworker

Negative Traits: Self centered, critical, vain

Keywords: Abundance, adventure, raising consciousness level

4

Element: Earth

Planet: Mercury/Uranus

Color: Blue/magenta

Positive Traits: Proud, reliable, dedicated, loyal, patient, down-to-earth

Negative Traits: Stubborn, jealous, stingy, extremists, disruptive

Keywords: Trust, inner wisdom, practicality, guardians, stability

5

Element: Air

Planet: Jupiter/Mercury

Color: Yellow

Positive Traits: Adventurous, dramatic, passionate, free-thinking, intelligent, humorous

Negative Traits: Unreliable, greedy, envious

Keywords: Change, life lessons, adaptability, resourcefulness

6

Element: Earth

Planet: Venus

Color: Grey/light blue

Positive Traits: Peacemaker, charming, artistic, loyal, intelligent, kind

Negative Traits: Selfish, picky, nagging, brooding

Keywords: Love, home, family, temperance, balance, equalibrium

7

Element: Water

Planet: Saturn/Neptune

Color: White/silver

Positive Traits: Mystical, thoughtful, intuitive, quiet, analytical, spiritual, philosophical

Negative Traits: Shy, moody, critical

Keywords: Psychic abilities, introspection, learning, spiritual awakening

8

Element: Earth

Planet: Uranus/Saturn

Color: Teal

Positive Traits: Power and fortune, wise, charitable, brave, confident, successful

Negative Traits: Egotistical, materialistic, depressed

Keywords: Struggle/delay, research, wealth, infinite possibilities

9

Element: Fire

Planet: Mars/Pluto

Color: Purple

Positive Traits: Pioneering, adventurous, inspirational, curious, emotionally intelligent,  heroic

Negative Traits: Unconcerned, lost in thought, self-pittying, guarded

Keywords: Courage, energy, major events, conclusions, prosperity, rewards

Master Numbers

Less is known in regard to the (sometimes controversial) master numbers, but the following information is what is generally agreed upon.

11

Positive Traits: Psychic, intuitive, visionary, deep thinker, powerful, influential a

Negative Traits: Perfectionist, impatient, reactive

Keywords: Gifts, answered prayers, wishes, good luck, aligned karma, synchronicities, serendipity, enlightenment, validation of beliefs

22

Positive Traits: Master manifester, lucky, practical, creative, innovative, talented, dynamic, successful

Negative Traits: Materialistic, workaholic, stubborn

Keywords: Ideas, creative vision, new projects, home/where you belong, influential conversation, growth, good choices, manifestation

33

Positive Traits: Compassionate, determined, courageous, altruistic, generous, wise, brilliant, kind

Negative Traits: Moody, picky, critical

Keywords: Deep spiritual knowledge, the occult, the beauty in life, self-love/care, perfection, peace, significant improvement, Spirit's support

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[wanderingsimsfinds]

WanderingSims Fave CC - Walls

1-3 - Julietsimscc - 4t3 dksims More Wallpapers*

4 - SketchbookPixels - Panels

5 - Martassimsbook - 4t3 Cowbuild Morning Kitchen Paint with Wainscot Paneling

6, 45 - Martassimsbook - 4t3 novvvas Kirsal Set Pt. 1 (Wooden Wall & Plaster Wall)

7-8 - simsinspring - Adele Wall Paint A & Adele Walls Stucco C

9-10 - simsinspring - Soft Life Walls 0 & 2

11-12 - simsinspring - Soft Walls I Set Wall 01 & 06

13 - Granny Zaza - TTOSH Walls

14-16 - RemySims - Amoebae Two Tone Stone Colors Wallpaper 1-3*

17-18, 36, 50-51, 82 - Pixelfrogslegs - Wall Mega Pack (Simple Paint with Wainscot Paneling, Split Personality Paneling, Vertical Clapboards, Walk the Planks, Worn Wood Sidings, Fair and Square)

19-20, 34, 48-49 - ilts - Walls by fiddledeedee (HL2 Walls 28, HL2 Walls 14, HL2 Siding 15, HL2 Bricks 11, HL2 Bricks 05)

21-22 - you-lust - Mari April Walls Border Plain Add On

23-24 - OnyxIrony - Wood Siding 001 & 002

25, 88 - Catharism - Egbert Tile Wall & Dorian Tile Wall

26-30, 81, 83-87 - you-lust - TheMalle Walls Conversion (Gwen Walls, Dragan Walls, Dorian Wall Tiles, Emily Walls, Dawn Siding Walls, Caius Walls, Semper Walls, Eponine Walls, Rudolph Siding Walls, Julietta & Daria Wall Tiles)*

31-32 - Blonde Chaos - Tilly Never Mind 04 & 05 Walls

33 - Martassimsbook - Mimoto Resident Evil 2 S.T.A.R.S. Office Wall G

35, 43, 53 - Martassimsbook - 4t3 Syboulette A La Ferme Set Walls and Floors (Round Stones in Concrete, Painted Wood Siding, Old Natural Woodsiding)*

37-40 - Ruzue - Half-LIfe 2 Walls & Floors & Terrains Pack (Concrete Wall 01, Concrete Wall 03, Concrete Wall 14, Concrete Wall 02)

41 - peacemaker-ic - Weatherboard Siding (All)

42 - HugeLunatic - Narrow Horizontal Siding*

44 - Martassimsbook - 4t3 novvvas Lycka Bathroom Concrete Walls*

46 - Martassimsbook - 4t3 novvvas Wabi-Sabi Bathroom Concrete Walls*

47- AoD4909 - Remember Me Walls 2

52 - enable-llamas - 4t3 peacemaker-ic Splendid Paneling (All)

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[tinsyfairy]

09.18 food diary ! 🍂

* note : this is not intended to encourage anybody or follow my habits i'm just documenting my life and i want to find others who are like me :)

₊⊹ intake limit : 1.3k

₊⊹ water intake : 1.5L

₊⊹ f4st¡ng time : 18 hrs

⌗ breakfast : oat bowl 🥣

– date and walnut oats (140)

– 1/2 apple (48)

– 1/2 berries (35)

> total : 223

⌗ lunch : strawb cinnamon waffles 🍓

- 2 buttermilk egg–0 waffles (180)

– 2 tbsp of ch0ban¡ yog (39)

– 5 strawbs (20)

> total : 245

⌗ dinner : egg & ham sandwich 🥪

– 6 slices of black forest ham (60)

– 1 egg (72)

- 2 egg whites (36)

- cheese (35)

– 1 cup of spinach (7)

- 2 slices of bread (130)

> total : 349

other :

– 4 spoons of peach cobbler (130)

– honey comb cereal (39)

> total : 169

☆ total : 986

☆ burned : 604 / 18k ste–ps / 10 min y-ga

☆ net : 382

— log :

hi friendsss!! today was pretty bad but good at the same time?? i reached my g-w and i had some pretty yummy and filling foods today but i wanted to try my mom's peach cobbler i had about 4 spoonfuls of mostly peaches but it was sweet so idrk how to est. it) i felt SOOO guilty after to the point i locked myself in my room and started ex3rc¡sing. i'm going to just do a fruit mono tmrw so i can speedrun!! i'll try to be more active this weekend stay safe guys <3

[ayno-magi]

Our Manager [Part 1]

Kuroko no Basuke x Teikō Manager! Reader

Becoming Teikō’s basketball manager your last year of middle school made you doubt yourself, but the team made you think otherwise

Spelling and grammar mistakes up ahead

Edit: Changed the beginning from ‘Bound 2 by Kanye West’ to ‘See You Again by Tyler, the Creator’ cause I found out (my friends told me) that Kayne is sketchy, and I didn’t feel comfortable knowing that so we going with the ace, Tylerrrrrr ｡°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°｡

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𝖳𝗒𝗅𝖾𝗋, 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖢𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍𝗈𝗋 (𝖿𝗍. 𝖪𝖺𝗅𝗂 𝖴𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗌)

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Shoving your phone into your pocket after choosing your desired song, you pushed the cart of basketballs onto the court. It was currently 7:05 am, the time where everyone starts coming for morning practice and being one of the managers you always come early before everyone else to start setting up.

You mouth yearned to open unhinging your jaw as you yawned, shrugging the tiredness off. It was your last year of middle school and you hadn’t join a club at all since you got into junior high. You had no motivation at all to do anything other than to get through the years without any distractions, but since you wanted to get experience before going to high school, you decided to join a club, but why the basketball club? Well, you heard from a friend that there were some pretty promising players that were a year younger than you. So you decided to check them out, and boy were they sweaty about it. You wanted to surround yourself with motivated and determined people thinking that it would rub off on you. It has not.

You slacked off in the beginning but got called out for it but with a bit of grumbling and pouting, you got off your lazy ass and started actually helping out, you know, like a manager should. You were the only senior manager there, so some of the managers from different gyms, which consisted of girls looked up to you. Saying that your “laziness” was actually pretty badass, mentioning your cool and blunt demeanor. You immediately told them that you were nothing like that, and that laziness isn't something to be proud of. Your exact words were, “Don’t do what I did, just do something that your future self will thank you for, and not be a lazy ass like me,” is what you said, and what you got in return were shining gazes.

“You’re amazing Senpai!”

“Whhaa Senpai you’re so cool!”

“Hey hey, can we walk home together!”

“I wanna get ice cream together!”

You looked down at them, you may look unamused to them, but your were actually bashful and embarrassed at their comments, you never received such praises so you felt pretty awkward hearing them.

“Stop fooling around you guys! Come on!” There was this one girl who wasn’t easily swayed like them, these girl stayed for the boys, while she stayed for the team. Satsuki Momoi was her name, she was a really cute junior and had a childhood friend that was the team too. Her hands were on her hips and lips formed into a pout, the girls immediately dispersed but not after saying a quick bye to you.

Momoi looked at the girls walking away then turned to look at you, her brows slightly furrowed, you immediately got the gist of it, she didn’t had to say anything, “yeah yeah stop lazying around, I know I know,” you reassured, as you waved your hands. She nods her head, “good, cause I know you actually have some hidden potential in there, that’s why I keep pushing you,” Momoi said, walking up to you.

She kept saying that to you, your hidden potential, you didn’t understand what she was talking about, she’s definitely overestimating you, but you just brushed it off every time.

Even though you doubted her, you still choose to work hard for the team, despite not getting to know any of them, you liked observing their playing, interesting how they approached, how they defend, or go for offense, writing down in your little notebook of all the plays so far.

Will they go left or right their habits, if they do more two-pointers or three-pointers and the percentage of them making it in, do they risk it or stay cautious. Where do they go when they’re in a tight spot, who they get along with more, do they team better with this person or the other. What combos they can form with new team ups? Keeping track of their habits, do they like ice in their water, making sure to have stock up on bandages for that green-haired, glasses guy’s fingers.

And soon, it just became part of your routine to do maintain the team, now you were one of those sweaty people, even having the habit of waking up at the dead of dawn.

Annnyyywaaaay, time to stop daydreaming, you yawned once more, tears pricking in the corner of your eyes. You lowered the basketball nets and grabbed the mob, zooming back and forth on the court, some of the guys have arrived and were either changing in the locker rooms or stretching, moving out of your way whenever you came over to mop.

Something pink moved in the corner of your eye, so you did a double take and saw Momoi entering the gym, and you assumed she was mouthing something towards since she was looking your way, you took off your pink headphones, resting them on your shoulders, “Mornin’ Momoi,” you said breathlessly, wiping the sweat off your forehead with your arm.

She waved towards you, that same bubbly smile of her lips, “Working early again?” There was some slyness in her voice, you huffed, an indifference look on your face made her giggle, “You’ve been working hard for awhile, it won’t be bad for anyone to praise you, you deserve it,” you rolled your eyes at her, shifting your gaze to the wood floor which practically shined your reflection, you can even see the white of your eyes.

“I’ve just been doin’ what a manager should, ain’t nothin’ special,” you mumbled, fiddling with the mop.

“And that’s exactly why you should use your talents to help you,” Momoi played with her hair, causing you to move your gaze towards the strands of her hair she twiddle between her fingers, did she straighten her hair?

“Hmmm,” talents? What does she mean by that exactly, you didn’t have talents, none at all.

“Well, if we’re talking about talents, how about your Momoi,” you looked into her eyes and she was staring right back, “You have great Intel gathering, it can be incredibly useful outside of sports. You can even work in the investigation field,” she would be amazing at intimidation, spouting all the info at the culprit, revealing single stone that could be hiding, no rock left unturned, or be a private investigator gathering everything she can about her target, or be like James Bond.

Momoi snort, “Those are things you see movies, I can’t be that scary,” whoops, did you say all that out loud, “but thanks for that,” she bashfully looks away, her cheeks turning red, you quirked a brow her, “What do you mean?” you shifted your foot, your legs had started to feel stiff from all the moving and standing, “Well, basketball has been my passion and I was afraid that no one would accept me cause I’m a girl and all, so I worked hard to prove others that they were wrong. And well… I love basketball, but I’m scared what happens once I can no longer be apart of it…” you listened to every word she had to say and it angered you knowing the stereotype of women not knowing anything cause it’s supposed to be a guy sport, well guess what, “fuck those people,” you said out loud.

Momoi looked taken back, not expecting your brash comment, but you had such a gentle expression, “Who cares about what others think Momoi, if you love it, you should do it. As long as you’re having fun, you can also become strong. Soon your strength can become and asset, then something you use utilize it for. And if you like basketball, don’t stop become a part of it, not like the damn sport is gonna go anywhere,” you huffed, you were getting a little worked up for something that shouldn’t even be a big deal.

You were about to apologize for ranting but you were met with a big smile from Momoi, like she was ready to pounce at any minute, her eyes were shimmering like she was a kid staring a a candy from a window display, “uhh what’s wrong Momoi?”

Before you could even react, Momoi jumped into your arms, letting out a short yelp of dismay, “I love you (L/n)-chan!!” Her arms wrapped around your torso, burying her head into your chest, and squeezing the life out of you, she may look small but boy does she have a strength of a gorilla.

“M-Momoi, I can’t breathe…” you wheeze, you can also feel the eyes of everyone around your from Momoi’s outburst, you felt your face getting hot from the attention. You just wanted to burrow in a hole and never come out, “Aweee, are you getting shy?” She looked up at you, giggling.

Not only was a cute girl hugging you, but the fact that others are pausing to look at the scene, you could hear whispers them asking of what was going on.

Nevermind about burrowing in a hole, you rather die just here and now.

Momoi finally let’s go of you, regaining back the oxygen in your lungs, “I’m gonna get change, before the coach yells at us,” she winks you before waving goodbye, you gave her a nod, the heat still creeping on your neck.

“Is something going between you and Momoi?” Captain Nijimura says out of nowhere, you jumped, turning around to face the tall male, who was currently stretching his arms but his curiosity brought him over here, “Ugghh! No, we just had a moment, that’s all nothing more or nothing less,” you try brushing it off.

“Just a moment?” You can hear the amusement in his voice, reminding the closeness you and Momoi were, you buried your face into the palms of your hands, “Agh, enough already!” Your voiced muffled but he can practically feel the embarrassment radiating from you, “Woah, you’re burning up like a furnace, you’re making the gym hot,” Nijimura teased you further, you could just see the sky smirk on his face right now.

He was quiet for a bit afterwards allowing you to regain the coolness back and a steady heart beat, “You know, you’ve been having a lot of moments with the other members,” his was calm and collected, he wasn’t joking and looking at his face convinced that he was serious. Like as if he wasn’t teasing you just 2 seconds ago. You quirk your head to the side, your brain trying to rummage through the memories of whenever you had interacted with the other guys. But no luck, you had no idea what he was talking about, but you racked up the conclusion, “But… I’ve only talked to you?” You weren’t sure what you said was a statement or a question, was he tricking you? When have you ever talked to anyone else. Nijimura’s eye twitch, he lightly hit the top your head with a closed hand, “No you haven’t, you literally talked to everyone on the 1st string,” you only blinked owlishly at him, “you know, remember that first time? When….”

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The sound of a whistle blew throughout the gym, “Alright! Break time! Go rest up!” You heard the coach say, that was your signal to hand out water bottles and towels, small ‘thank you’s and courtesy nod was given to you when you handed it to a group of sweaty and smelly boys. Your nose scrunched up at the B.O, having to hold your breath when they got within a 1 meter radius of you. You looked over at Momoi who was writing notes in her journal, “Hey, Momoi I’m gonna get some fresh air,” she looked up from what she was writing, tucking at strand of pink hair behind her ear, she smiles and nods at you, “Okay, I’ll take over from here,” you thanked her and speed walk out the door of the gym, instantly inhaling the fresh outside air, dramatically breathing in an out.

‘Fresh air!!’ You smiled, head titling up into the sky, absorbing the sun’s warmth, after staying in the cool A.C which made you feel cold all time, you had to start bringing a jacket so won’t freeze to death. You raised your arms high above your head and stood on the toes of your feet, giving your body a big stretch as you let out a soft groan.

*Meow*

You paused, your head turned over to the small noise, it came from the bush from across the gym, your heart thumped, not expecting to not have a surprised guest. Your chest jumped with joy, seeing a beautiful black cat emerge from the bush, meowing once more and towards you!! Like as if it was calling you!

You slowly made your way over, taking careful steps to not startle the feline, “Where did you come from, little cutie,” your voice was soft and gentle, warm as a mother’s voice, your received a meow in return. You stopped a couple of feet in front of it, squatting down and reach your hand out, using the oldest trick in the book, “Pspspspsps,” you rubbed the tips of your fingers together as the final touch. The cat immediately trotted towards you, slowly stopping in front of your hand, it’s nose twitching and sniffing you, then rubbing its cheek against your hand, your heart leaped with joy, ‘I AM THE CHOSEN ONE, THE CAT HAS CHOSEN ME!’ The cat moved closer to you, rubbing its body to whatever surface area on your body.

“Cutie Kitty,” you whispered, petting from it’s head to all the way to the tail, it meows at your touch, “Can I pick you up?” You asked, but it was more of, can you actually do it. Positioning your hands under its body, then lifting it up, it let out a small mewl, but did not resist or shy away from you touch, so you continued to wrapping your arms around it so it can lay comfortably your heart melted when it laid its body against yours, relaxed at your touch, your face scrunched as you looked up into the sky, ‘Today is the best day of my life, thank you God for giving me this chance,’ you were having your moment, praying and thanking life for this opportunity. You would take a bullet for this cat, “I love you, Putty Tat,” you nuzzled your face into its fur.

“Did you name the cat that,” A voice calls out, your heart almost leaped out of your mouth, god if you had any more heart palpitations it’s gonna flatline, snapping out of your daze twisting your body around to see one of the first string players. You stood in silence, trying to remember this guy’s name, you secretly called him broccoli boy since he had green hair and always carry those weird objects everyday, you remember Momoi calling him…umm…errr..uhhh…oh!

“Midorin…”

“It’s Midorima,” he said adjusting his glasses, his quick response to correct you made you stand up straight, feeling the tension in the air. You smiled awkwardly at him, “Right, sorry…Did you need something Midorima?” You asked since he didn’t plan to walk away from you anytime soon. You waited a second for his answer, but he just stood there you couldn’t see his eyes since the glare of the sun reflected off his glasses. Did he not hear you? Wait, we’re you in his way, is he one of this people where you had to bow in his presence.

You held the resting cat closer to your chest, shifting your weight from one foot to the other, you looked down at the cat then back to him realizing a possibility, “Oh, are you allergic to cats? Sorry- ”

“No, it’s not that,” Midormia pauses, he looked a bit fidgety, looking around and anywhere but you, seemingly to edge you on, what’s his deal?

You opened your mouth to ask him once again if he needed anything, but he cut you off before you could even taken in some air, “Today’s Oha Asa’s lucky item is a black cat charm,” he started, pulling out a cute black cat keychain from out of nowhere, dangling it in the air. You stayed quiet waiting for him to continue, but you wondered why he was telling you this, is it because they cat charm and the cat in your arms matched? Did he wanted to tell you that? If so, that’s cute.

“But Oha Asa fortune said that seeing a real black cat would give Cancers good luck, I have yet up until now have not see one. But when I saw you approaching the cat, I thought I could see it, since I’m not good with cats myself,” he admits, the pieces coming together. Midorima just wants to pet a cat, your shoulders slacks and your heart swells, inwardly awing at the boy’s shyness. You chuckled softly, causing the boy to look at you, a wide grin was spread across you lips and your cheeks were rosy just like as if someone had pinch them, “Good thing I’m great with cats, now come here!” You took a step forward, but Midorima stiffens, “A-And why would I do that?” He acted as if the cat will jump at him and claw his face, it probably has happened before so that’s why he was currently in a strut, he did want to get a closer look at the cat but didn’t want to get scratched by it.

“Oh come one, Putty Tat won’t hurt you!” You were in arms length away from him, “Why call it by that name?”

“It’s from the old cartoon, now come on give me your hand,” you carefully removed one arm from under the cat, and reached of for Midorima’s bandaged ones, “Wha-?! Wait?! Don’t just grab me!” He panics but doesn’t pull away, you guide his hand to the cat’s fur it lightly flinched in your arms but relaxed quickly once it felt warmth, “See it’s not that bad.” you looked at him, keeping your voice low to not startle the cat.

Midorima said nothing, but you could tell he was pleased.

“Oi, (L/n), Midorima! Practice is about to start again!” You heard Nijimura’s voice from behind Midorima which was where the gym was, the cat perked up at the voice and seemingly started to struggle in your arms, so you quickly let it down and quickly rushed off into the bush, “Aww, bye-bye Putty Tat I love you,” you waved at your furry friend, it paused one last time and looked back, blinking its big green eyes at the two of you before meowing and vanishing into the bush you found it come out of.

Midroima stared at his hand that he pet the cat with, there was small black cat hairs sticking to his palm, he looked up towards where the cat disappeared then lowered his hand back to his side, he adjusted his glasses once more, “(L/n)….(L/n)-Senpai, here you can have this.” he held out the cat charm he pulled out from before, you held out your hands and he dropped it into your palms, “Oh, thank you,” you couldn’t say it to him properly since he was already walking back to the gym.

You looked into it’s green eyes, “Putty Tat,” you whispered, smiling.

“Come on (L/n)-Senpai, we must not be late, don’t want the others complaining,” Midorima paused, you skipped to him, “Comin!”.

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“Oooh, yeah I remember that…wait! You where watching!!?” You gasped, Nijimura shrugged off your comment, holding a hand under his chin deep in thought, “and that other time when you weren’t feeling well… who helped you? Oh it was…”

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You rushed towards the gym, huffing and tripping over your feet, you slammed the door open, “Sorry I’m late!” You bowed, kicking your shoes off in the process and putting on your indoor shoes. You looked up to see everyone looking at you, stopping midway of what they were doing, “Ah…” your face turned a bright red, realizing that you made a scene, “Sorry…” you rasped out, continuing to fix your shoes. You’ve been getting up really early to prepare the gym and stop being a lazy ass and staying after late to clean up. So your schedule was a bit hectic now.

“Hey (L/n) you alright?” Nijimura approached you, you nodded vigorously, “You sure? Your uniform is on backwards,” he pointed out, you looked down to see he was indeed right, you put on your jacket backwards, your face flushed even more, “I-I woke up late, I didn’t have time get ready, so I was practically getting dressed on my way here,” you bashfully scratched the back of your neck. God, you just wanted to evaporated into thin air, just why is everyone looking?

“You also have two different shoes on,” the voice that popped up was soft and quiet, you looked up, Nijimura didn’t say it, then who-ACK who’s that behind him!?

Nijimura turned around, “Oh Kuroko, need something?” He was so nonchalant about it? That guy popped up from out of no where, “I was wondering what the starting line up was gonna be for the practice match,” the light-blue haired boy had quiet a baby face, but anyway, you took the time to sneak off to change out of your sweaty uniform, you looked down, your eye’s popping out you did have two different shoes on guess you grabbed the wrong shoes, you couldn’t wear them in here. You huffed, brushing your tangled hair out of your face.

After changing and embarrassingly wearing only socks on the court, you did your manager duties, laundry passing out towels and water, cleaning, gathering stray balls, etc. you had to take a seat since you felt like you were about to literally fall face down on the floor, “Murasakibara! Use your hands! Your hands! Don’t mindlessly wave your arms!” You heard coach say, you looked up from your socks and up at who couch was yelling yet, “Aggh…I’m not a fan blade, so much effort..” it was that very tall player, have to crane your neck up at the sky in order to look at this kid, and he younger than you?! God why is he so tall, how did he get that tall, he should share some of that height, better yet donate that height to people like you who need it, there’s no need to keep it all to himself, he needs to share.

You felt a sudden shift on the bench next to you, the seat creaking and its heavy presence made up alert, looked over and lifted your head up, it was him!! The tall kid, the really tall kid! He had a bunch of snacks in his hands, currently munching on one right now, what’s he doing here? Wasn’t he on the court just a second ago? Neither of you said anything and he seemed to not have noticed your stare or was ignoring it, he was so chill you couldn’t even tell if cared about the sport.

The silence was broken with the grumble of your stomach, you instantly covered your stomach with you arms, heat creeping up your neck, did he just hear that? Please tell me he didn’t, oh please.

“Here, want one?” He said, holding out an Umaibo snack, you faced him but avoided eye contact, “Thank you..” you gave him a crooked smile, your small hands taking the snack from his larger ones, you open the wrapper and chomped down, letting out a delighted ‘mm’, tastes like pork, “Do you like it?” He asked, you looked up to him, nodding shyly, “Yeah, it’s really good,” but before you could even take another bite, shoving another Umaibo in your face, “Taste this one, it’s lime flavored,”

“O-oh,”

“Here,” he puts the snack closer to your face, so you reluctantly took a bite, you could taste the lime and it had zing flavor to it, your eyes widen, “it’s good too,” you breathed out, “Right? I like this more than the lemon flavored one,” there’s a lemon one? Why?

You listened to his small rant, finishing the snack once you finished it and he quieted down, your brought up something that was one your mind that got you two to this predicament, “How come you’re not in the game?” You finally asked, he side eyes you his brows furrowed a bit annoyed at your comment, “Hm, I wouldn’t listen to coach, not doing what he asks, yada yada, not my fault the other are so weak,” he grumbled taking another bit of his snack, you nodded in acknowledgement thoughts trailing off, hmmm, what if he…

“Hey, where are like..your shoes?” Snapping out of your thoughts you looked at what he was pointing at, it was your exposed but covered feet, you wiggled your toes, “Oh I accidentally put on two different shoes this morning and I can’t wear them here,” you still couldn’t believe you did that, you just hope the memory becomes blocked after this. Block. Block? Blocked.

…hmm

“Hey, I think I know what your problem might be,” you stated frankly, not meaning to sound rude, but he glared at you, “Haaa? What was that? My problem? I’ll crush you, don’t care if you’re older,” he leaned in, he lips formed a pout, although he may think he looks intimidating, in actuality he’s just a big baby, such a big baby you could laugh, “Sorry, I meant why you might have been benched, can you try doing this instead?…” The boy listened to what you had to say. Huh, he can be mature.

“Hey coach, let me back in,” He stood up from the bench, “You gonna listen to what I say?” Coach Sanada grumbled, the purple hair male shrugged, “Yeah, sure,”

This made the coach quirk a brow, surprise at no comebacks. Before the tall kid went on the court he looked back at you, “I’ll lend you my shoes after practice, see ya Pōku (Pork)-chin,” he waved at you

You sweat-dropped, before smiling his gesture was sweet, “Thanks….Okonomi-Mura..” his name was something like that.

Murasakibara went on the court getting into a defense position, the ball never leaving his sight, it came rushing at him, your words echoed in his head, “Can you try keeping your arms close to your chest instead of keeping them at your sides, it might make your reaction time faster,” he raised his arms and jumped for the ball, actually catching it instead flailing his arms out, ‘Huh, not bad Pōku-chin.’

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Nijimura snorted, "..Okonomi-Mura..pfft, that's not even close to his real name," You groaned, dragging your hands on your face, "Uggh, yeah I know, his name is was too long, feels like I'm just chanting an incantation at this point, it's such a mouth full," Nijimura just bowled over even, covering his stomach has more fits of laughter left his mouth, he took a big breath of air wiping a tear away with his finger before titling his head at you, "Did you really wear Murasakibara's shoes?" You looked down at your feet, looking at the proper shoes that you were wearing.

"Yeah, that did happened. I was called happy feet for over a week after that, I never wanna be in that tight situation again," You remembered that you had to drag your feet across the floor so that you didn't accidentally kick the shoes off, Nijimura snapped his fingers, "Speaking of tight situations, remembered that time..."

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That'll do for part one ughhh, apologies if there lots of misspelling, I was too lazy to look over and fix them, also I was doin the next part of the story but Tumblr decided it was best to delete it all ლ(◉‿◉ ლ) I was half way done too, sigh

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And since someone will inevitably ask: here’s all the skelehoes stats! (Minus STATUS)

Sans: LV: 0, HP: 380, DF 9, AT: 12

Papyrus: LV: 0, HP: 598, DF: 21, AT: 33

Star: LV: 1, HP: 675, DF: 19, AT: 35

Honey: LV: 0, HP: 401, DF: 12, AT: 7

Red: LV: 2, HP: 512, DF: 22, AT: 28

Edge: LV: 1, HP: 700, DF: 18, AT: 33

Mal: LV: 2, HP: 663, DF: 24, AT: 29

Cash: LV: 1, HP: 351, DF: 12, AT: 20

Oak: LV: 0, HP: 290, DF 4, AT: 8

Willow: LV: 1, HP: 420, DF: 21, AT: 30

Lilac: LV: 0, HP: 308, DF: 19, AT: 28

Basil: LV: 1, HP: 399, DF: 12, AT: 6

Rust: LV: 3, HP: 478, DF: 24, AT: 27

Noir: LV: 4, HP: 400, DF: 20, AT: 29

Charm: LV:0, HP: 662, DF: 17, AT: 16

Sugar: LV: 0, HP: 700, DF: 10, AT: 14

Sparks: LV: 0, HP: 690, DF: 30, AT: 22

Salt: LV: 0, HP: 588, DF: 12, AT: 20

Lush: LV: 1, HP: 770, DF: 30, AT: 36

Pepper: LV: 1, HP: 633, DF: 25, AT: 37

Sir: LV: 1, HP: 612, DF: 22, AT: 30

Weasel: LV: 1, HP: 565, DF: 20, AT: 20

Butler: LV: 7, HP: 711, DF: 35, AT: 40

Gold: LV: 0, HP: 533, DF: 8, AT: 22

Flambé: LV: 0, HP: 498, DF: 10, AT: 12

Pesto: LV: 2, HP: 397, DF: 12, AT: 21

Pop: LV:0, HP: 574, DF: 25, AT: 12

Rhythm: LV: 0, HP: 607, DF: 20, AT: 15

G: LV: 1, HP: 94, DF: 2, AT: 5

Green: LV: 0, HP: 788, DF: 14, AT: 18

Pluto: LV: 0, HP: 492, DF: 10, AT: 25

Jupiter: LV: 0, HP: 701, DF: 12, AT: 30

Orion: LV: 1, HP: 600, DF: 13, AT: 28

Atlas: LV: 0, HP: 604, DF: 14, AT: 27

Helios: LV: 0, HP: 814, DF: 24, AT: 63

Artemis: LV: 0, HP: 42, DF: 2, AT: 2

Lord: LV: 1, HP: 427, DF: 5, AT: 21

Mutt: LV: 4, HP: 550, DF: 13, AT: 25

Wine: LV: 2, HP: 576, DF: 19, AT: 36

Coffee: LV: 9, HP: 735, DF: 25, AT: 40

Snipe: LV: 2, HP: 533, DF: 32, AT: 36

Bruiser: LV: 1, HP: 543, DF: 32, AT: 36

Ace: LV: 3, HP: 488, DF: 17, AT: 37

Slim: LV: 0, HP: 440, DF: 19, AT: 18

Butch: LV: 8, HP: 916, DF: 53, AT: 67

Boss: LV: 3, HP: 720, DF: 38, AT: 39

Peaches: LV: 0, HP: 700, DF: 45, AT: 16

Rancher: LV: 0, HP: 733, DF: 61, AT: 48

Cider: LV: 0, HP: 702, DF: 40, AT: 16

Barley: LV: 0, HP: 689, DF: 39, AT: 14

Ram: LV: 1, HP: 663, DF: 34, AT: 21

Pitch: LV: 1, HP: 676, DF: 35, AT: 18

Moose: LV: 0, HP: 650, DF: 41, AT: 20

Maple: LV: 0, HP: 678, DF: 40, AT: 19

Fisher: LV: 0, HP: 477, DF: 20, AT: 22

Jasper: LV: 0, HP: 499, DF: 19, AT: 24

Hook: LV: 1, HP: 623, DF: 18, AT: 38

Captain; LV: 1, HP: 703, DF: 18, AT: 37

Finn: LV: 0, HP: 704, DF: 18, AT: 25

Sails: LV: 0, HP: 420, DF: 13, AT: 18

Pearl: LV: 0, HP: 644, DF: 34, AT: 19

Silex: LV: 0, HP: 712, DF: 35, AT: 21

Alden: LV: 0, HP: 534, DF: 12, AT: 29

Ollivander: LV: 0, HP: 551, DF: 10, AT: 27

Hilda: LV: 0, HP: 677, DF: 11, AT: 30

Saga: LV: 0, HP, 612, DF: 10, AT: 27

Barin: LV: 1, HP: 590, DF: 18, AT: 33

Arwin: LV: 1, HP: 648, DF: 15, AT: 31

Quill: LV: 0, HP: 451, DF: 8, AT: 10

Crow: LV: 0, HP: 522, DF: 9, AT: 12

Mango: LV: 0, HP: 680, DF: 8, AT: 16

Papaya: LV: 0, HP: 613, DF: 7, AT: 13

Roost: LV: 1, HP: 571, DF: 7, AT: 26

Harpy: LV: 2, HP: 690, DF: 9, AT: 29

Gears: LV: 0, HP: 423, DF: 5, AT: 14

Compass: LV -1, HP: 444, DF: 6, AT: 17

Tempo: LV: 0, HP: 502, DF: 14, AT: 12

Vibrato: LV: 0, HP: 513, DF: 12, AT: 13

Taffy: LV: 0, HP: 530, DF: 13, AT: 16

Pudding: LV: 0, HP: 470, DF: 12, AT: 12

Partner: LV: 1, HP: 588, DF: 18, AT: 23

Rowdy: LV: 0, HP: 492, DF: 17, AT: 20

Lens: LV: 1, HP: 422, DF: 16, AT: 14

Cricket: LV: 0, HP: 450, DF: 18, AT: 17

Stitches: LV: 0, HP: 415, DF: 5, AT: 12

Tinker: LV: 0, HP: 429, DF: 6, AT: 11

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[lesser-known-composers]

Alexander Borodin (1833–1887) - Piano Trio in D major (1850-60)

1. Allegro con brio (0:00) 2. Romanze - Andante (7:45) 3. Tempo di Minuetto (15:35) 4. Lost

Romantic Trio :

V. Abramyan, violin; A. Bourikov, cello and G. Dzubenko, piano

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hayden blake

Hayden Lee Blake

Number: 8

Season: Fifth

Position: C

Height: 6”0

Hometown: San Diego, California.

S/C: R

NHL: EDM

Prev Team: USNTDP

NHL

Drafted the first overall pick to the Edmonton Oilers in the 2019 draft.

International

Team USA

•2019 World Championship- 5 G, 6 A, 8 GP

•2019 World Junior Championship- Silver, 8 G, 9 A, 7 GP

•2018 World U-18 Hockey Challenge- Silver Medal, 7 G, 7 A, 7 GP

•2017 World U-17 Hockey Challenge- Gold Medal, 8 G, 8 A, 6 GP

Fifth Season (2023-2024)

Edmonton Oilers

60 G, 85 A, 145 P, 82 GP

Alternative Captain.

Art Ross Trophy.

Conn Smythe Trophy.

Signed a contract extension for eight years for seventy million dollars.

Fourth Season (2022-2023)

Edmonton Oilers

55 G, 70 A, 125 P, 82 GP

Hart Trophy.

Alternative Captain.

Third Season (2021-2022)

Edmonton Oilers

45 G, 60 A, 105 P, 82 GP

King Clancy Memorial Trophy.

Alternative Captain

Second Season (2020-2021)

Edmonton Oilers

Ted Lindsay Award.

35 G, 50 A, 85 P, 56 GP

Rookie Season (2019-2020)

Edmonton Oilers

30 G, 40 A, 70 P, 68 GP

Calder Trophy.

Signed a Contract for 13.5 Million dollars for four years.

USHL

USNTDP

(2018-2019)

32 G, 78 A, 110 P, 55 GP

Draft year.

USNTDP

(2017-2018)

30 G, 70 A, 100 P, 54 GP

Personal

• Born June 4, 2001

• Daughter of Harrison and Maddison Blake.

• Has no siblings.

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mathematically determining the best cooks in Fire Emblem Engage

I need to keep my hands busy to focus in class, and the way I usually accomplish this is by punishing them with some inane statistic exercise. in my most recent one, I calculated the odds of the meal outcomes from every FE17 character, and then took a stab at ranking them accordingly

these are, do duly note, not objective rankings per se; some subjective judgement goes into deciding what kinds of chance spreads are better than others -- plus, while these are ordered within the tiers, many characters do tie against each other numerically, meaning I can only tiebreak between them by basing myself on textual information

in any case, below the cut I'll provide a more in-depth analysis of each blorbo's cooking proficiency, as well as a short explanation of how the cooking roll works

so, what's cooking, good-looking?

I'm citing information from Serenes Forest, which in turn has pulled mostly from the official Fire Emblem Engage guidebook.

the basic odds on a given cooking session are thusly:

55% chance of one of the character's personal Meal Titles

35% chance of a D-rank meal

10% chance of a E, F or G-rank meal

each character has 3 personal Meal Titles assigned to them -- you know, those prefixes that run the gamut of "Firene-Style", "Spicy", "Your Favorite", etc. each of those titles is also affixed to a specific rank of meal, which can potentially vary from as high as SS to as low as G (although none of them are D-rank).

effectively, this means that the meal titles available to a character determine if and how often they'll ever soar high with their cooking. thusly, the quality of the characters' meal titles determines where the chances fall for them.

(actually using meal ingredients, and/or having the character cook meals they're Expert, Skilled or Capable with, increases the chances of landing a personal meal title and decreases the chances of a forcibly D~G-rank meal. if they're Eager with the meal, the chances of a personal title AND the chances of an E~G meal both increase, with the chances of a D-rank meal plumetting.)

with that out of the way, let's get in-depth!

X-TIER: The Master Chef

1st place: Bunet (40% S-SS, 0% A, 15% B, 35% C-D, 10% E-G)

shocking news for us to start with here: lit oventops are hot, and Bunet, the guy whose literal job is to cook excellently... can, in fact, cook excellently,

the specifics are somewhat worth enumerating, at least. Bunet is, for starters, the only character in the entire game with more than one S-rank or higher personal meal title, which makes him likelier than anyone else to hit the absolute highest marks. speaking of which -- the absolute ABSOLUTE highest mark, double-S-rank, is only available at all to two characters in the game, of which one is, naturally, Bunet here.

and of course, all the chance spreads I'm providing here assume a meal with no ingredients given and with which the character has no expertise; cook more normally, and you'll be inching ever closer to the point where he bangs out a meal to die for as often as 50% of the time.

S-TIER: Great Cooks

2nd place: Clanne (20% S-SS, 35% A, 0% B, 35% C-D, 10% E-G)

3rd~4th place: Goldmary, Zelkov (20% S-SS, 20% A, 15% B, 35% C-D, 10% E-G)

5th place: Gregory (15% S-SS, 20% A, 20% B, 35% C-D, 10% E-G)

we start this one with a slightly more unexpected outcome! yes, Clanne is indeed the second best cook in the entire game, ahead of Goldmary, and actually not so far behind Bunet that the comparison would actually be as crazy as it sounds. let's take stock of it.

all of Clanne's meal titles are either S-rank or A-rank. therefore, even if you're making him cook unfamiliar recipes without a single ingredient, there's a 55% chance he'll come out of the kitchen with a culinary miracle in his hands -- better than Bunet's 40% chances in such a scenario (as he has one B-rank personal title), and indeed, better than absolutely anyone else's chances. although he can never hit the elusive double-S-rank, Clanne's chances of cooking wonderfully only increase the more you don't subject him to utterly ridiculous conditions.

long story short, this kid makes a good fucking pickle.

narrowly yet still decisively behind comes along Goldmary -- and, numerically tied with her in another interesting twist, Zelkov. they're both capable of landing an S-rank meal, and also bat at A or higher a very solid 40% of the time. comparing the two to each other, naturally the text is far more supportive of Goldmary's cooking ability, and besides, the A-rank title that she can hit, Decadent, just sounds better than Zelkov's, which is Trendy.

inching just behind those two we have Gregory, with a very similar chance spread, just weighted 5% less in favour of hitting S-ranks.

A-TIER: Solid Cooks

6th~7th place: Framme, Timerra (40% A, 15% B, 35% C-D, 10% E-G)

8th place: Céline (15% S-SS, 0% A, 40% B, 35% C-D, 10% E-G)

9th~13th place: Merrin, Louis, Amber, Rosado (20% A, 35% B, 35% C-D, 10% E-G)

one tier down, we start looking at characters who (with one exception) aren't capable of coming through with an S-rank meal, but nonetheless have outstanding odds, etching high results frequently.

Framme and Timerra share an excellent 40% chance to make A-rank meals, as well as an overall 55% chance of batting at B-rank or higher (technically the same as Bunet, you may recall). comparing the two of them, I go off their A-rank personal meal titles -- Framme's "Divine" sounds best of all, although "Your Favorite" doesn't speak to much being that I don't know what kind of food Alear likes actually; whereas Timerra's "Courageous" and "Audacious" have me thinking that A-rank might be a pretty generous way to describe what sounds less like cooking skill and more like... inventiveness.

Céline figures here, another one boasting a 55% chance of making B-rank or higher meals. she doesn't often exceed B-rank, but when she does, it's for the S-rank.

and lastly, we have a close tie between Merrin, Louis, Amber and Rosado. not only are their chance spreads identical, but they have quite similar personal meal titles as well, with all of them potentially hitting their local "[country]-style" meal -- which is non-indicative -- and with all but Rosado also sharing the "Extremely Rich" B-rank title. comparing A-rank titles, Merrin's best is "Tasteful", Louis and Rosado share "Dainty", and Amber comes out with "Robust". and to the best of my knowledge, the only one whose cooking abilities are further remarked on textually is Rosado, who falls noticeably short of Goldmary (but still valiantly tries to make up the difference).

B-TIER: Cooks with Potential

14th place: Anna (20% S-SS, 0% A, 15% B, 55% C-D, 10% E-G)

15th place: Boucheron (20% S-SS, 0% A, 15% B, 55% C-D, 10% E-G)

16~17th place: Saphir, Alcryst (15% S-SS, 0% A, 20% B, 55% C-D, 10% E-G)

our next several cooks are -- again with just one exception -- the last few in the game who are capable of landing S-rank meals. they just aren't quite as consistent as other characters who can do so, though -- so while they're not bad, the stars have to align for them to really show off their best.

Lady Anna firmly leads this tier as she is, in fact, the one character who shares Bunet's ability to make a double-S-rank meal -- "First-Rate", as it were. Boucheron has a very similar chance spread to her, but his absolute best is only S-rank instead of double-S.

Saphir and Alcryst tie for the spot beneath those two, being just that last 5% less likely to make miracles happen in the kitchen. between the two, Saphir is textually put up as an experienced-if-not-fancy cook, capable of going head-to-head with Goldmary on a good day -- whereas Alcryst's cooking skills do not, to my knowledge, ever directly come up in his supports, but we all know that at heart he's our failgirl even if he's doing surprisingly well here. (in fact -- better than diamant! pew pew peeeeeeew)

C-TIER: Decent Cooks

18th place: Seadall (55% B, 35% C-D, 10% E-G)

19th~20th place: Jean, Lapis (20% A, 15% B, 55% C-D, 10% E-G)

21st place: Nel (15% A, 20% B, 55% C-D, 10% E-G)

22nd place: Jade (40% B, 50% C-D, 10% E-G)

23rd~25th place: Lindon, Kagetsu, Fogado (35% B, 55% C-D, 10% E-G)

by this tier, we're looking at characters who can't possibly cook an S-rank meal, but still have fairly good chances of pulling out A- or B-rank meals; they are, thusly, some of the last characters on the roster that we could fairly describe as "good at cooking". indeed, this is also where we'll cross the 20th and 21st places, and therefore, the line past which we're looking at the bottom half of the list.

Seadall heads up this tier with a sterling 55% chance of producing a B-rank meal (although he is the first character we're looking at who can't possibly make something A-rank or higher). he'll get solid results more often than not, even when if you make him cook Florida Man-style. not bad for someone who's probably shaking and crying over the smell rising out of the cookpot the entire time

and speaking of filling up on smell alone, Jean and Lapis tie for the next spot with surprisingly robust rates. their personal meal titles both generally sound humble, even at A-rank, but at their most unremarkable, Jean's C-rank meals are described as "Fresh" (or "Carefully Crafted"), while Lapis's are "Kind of Odd" (or "Delightful"). my gut tells me that in Jean's case, the more unpleasant meals you're getting just taste too much like spearmint and cough syrup, but in Lapis's case, you might have to explain that no, actually, people don't normally add that crunchy finish by pouring on ground pebbles.

Nel is just narrowly below those two, being 5% less likely than them to land on an A-rank meal. she is pretty much the most bog-standard cook in the entire list, with her chances spread pretty evenly across the most normal outcomes.

Jade is similar to Seadall in her solid chances of managing at least a B-rank meal. that's what writers are well known for, after all: consistency. anyway, wow, look at that over there! it's a guy falling off a llama to distract you from me kicking my WIPs under a rug!

Lindon, Kagetsu and Fogado, being that precious last 5% less likely than Jade to make a B-rank meal, are where our chances having a nice meal are starting to get shakier, which they'll only get moreso as we continue going down the list. Lindon is ahead of the pack here textually; his culinary experiments might not be safe or entirely ethical, but surely he's learned a thing or two from performing them. the other two are very closely tied, and so once again, my best bet is to vote against the one who's sometimes coming out with "Kind of Odd" meals (and in this case, it would be Fogado).

D-TIER: Mediocre Cooks

26th place: Ivy (40% A, 0% B, 35% C-D, 25% E-G)

27th~28th place: Vander, Diamant (20% A, 15% B, 35% C-D, 30% E-G)

29th place: Alfred (20% A, 20% B, 35% C-D, 25% E-G)

30th place: Hortensia (35% B, 35% C-D, 30% E-G)

31st~32nd place: Madeline, Etie (20% B, 70% C-D, 10% E-G)

33rd place: Citrinne (15% B, 75% C-D, 10% E-G)

34th~35th place: Chloé, Pannette (90% C-D, 10% E-G)

for the first several places on this tier, we're looking at our first cooks who have at least one negative personal meal title -- that is, one in the E to G ranks. our first order of business, then, is to understand what this does exactly to their chances.

the first thing to it is that, under our usual perfectly neutral and perfectly stupid conditions, these characters will be noticeably likelier to completely screw things up. moreover, though, you might remember that, if we give them proper ingredients and have them work with recipes they're skilled with, that increases their chances of making a meal with one of their personal titles -- including the negative one. when you crunch the numbers on it, the result is that having these characters cook properly will affect their chances of catastrophic failure minimally if at all (although their chances of putting out good results still increase -- as the chance of pulling out an underwhelming D-rank meal are also still decreasing in this case).

incidentally, a quirk of these conditions is that giving these character a shot at a recipe they're Eager to try is an especially risky affair. having them cook in the first place is already a form of playing with fire; giving them too much creative leeway as well is where we approach the point of playing with Bolganone.

and speaking of magic tomes, Ivy is the first one up here. a 40% chance to make an A-rank meal is excellent, meaning she's not overall a bad cook, but the chance of catastrophic failure is always just right around the corner with her.

trailing a few ways behind her we have the similarly screwup-prone Vander and Diamant. there's little going on to distinguish between them textually, but I'm just going to throw out a wild out-there guess that, on average, being terrified of fire can be a disincentive towards learning to cook.

on the surface, Alfred looks to have slightly better chances than those two, but there's a particular issue that weighs against him. so far, the characters we've covered have personal E-rank meal titles, which is true of the majority of characters who have negative personal titles. however, when Alfred screws things up, the result he's most liable to turning up with is a "Stomach-Churning" F-rank meal!

Hortensia doesn't fail quite that catastrophically, but unlike the other ones we've seen so far, her risk of failing isn't quite offset by a risk of actually making something amazing; she's the first one we've seen so far who can't make A-rank meals, although she still has a pretty decent chance of making it as far as B-rank, at least.

after this battery of adventure and danger, we come to the latter half of the D-tier: characters who generally won't surprise you with their cooking -- for better or for worse, as it were.

Madeline and Etie are overwhelmingly likeliest to turn up underwhelming dishes, at the C or D ranks; Citrinne is another 5% likelier than them both to make no impression whatsoever. between the former two, Madeline's personal B-rank title of "Well-Balanced" seems just a touch more inviting than Etie's "Mild".

Chloé and Pannette bottom out the tier; they are two of the only three characters in the game who cap out at C-rank, and never cook any better than that. comparing those two, Pannette is indicated in text to struggle with cooking (even under Goldmary's guidance), whereas Chloé might possibly serve something nicer if she simply doesn't insist that it should be washed down with civet coffee and snake wine.

F-TIER: Bad Cooks

36th place: Rafal (15% A, 0% B, 55% C-D, 30% E-G)

37th place: Mauvier (15% B, 55% C-D, 30% E-G)

38th place: Veyle (15% A, 0% B, 55% C-D, 30% E-G)

from here on downward, every character we cover has a negative meal title, as well as unimpressive chances of making something particularly good.

Rafal and Mauvier both have only a 15% chance of batting above C-tier; rather little to compensate for their naturally higher chances of screwing things up. at least, when Rafal gets it right, he makes an "Audacious" A-rank meal, while Mauvier's absolute best is a B-rank... "Firene-style"?? huh. I don't think I uncovered that tidbit about him anywhere else so far.

Veyle ranks lower than the both of them, in any case. that is because she shares with Alfred that special aptitude for turning up "Stomach-Churning" F-rank meals. possibly something to do with her affinity for inhumanely spicy food, which perhaps helps to paint an unpleasantly precise picture of how you'll feel when you try some of the worst she has to offer.

L-TIER: Horrible Cooks

39th place: Zelestia (15% S-SS, 0% A, 0% B, 35% C-D, 50% E-G)

40th place: Pandreo (20% B, 35% C-D, 45% E-G)

41st place: Yunaka (70% C-D, 30% E-G)

and here we are, at long last, in the absolute bottom of the barrel. boy, is there some and then some to be said for the absolute accomplishments in failure we're looking at here

Zelestia and Pandreo share a spectacularly unique dishonor: they have two negative personal meal titles. this not only makes them more likely by far than anyone else to screw things up, it also means that they actually become LIKELIER to fail if you give them proper ingredients and a recipe they supposedly specialize in. (although again, the chances of their unlikely positive results also go up in these cases, if much too little)

even compared to those two clowns, though, Yunaka lies down a cut below the rest. firstly, because unlike the two of them, she won't cook an impressively good meal even by accident, being that she caps at C-rank. what's furthermore notable, though, is that she is the only character in the entire game with a personal G-rank title -- "Completely Burnt". in other words, Yunaka will never surprise you with an unusually good dish, but she will, on roughly every fourth attempt at cooking, burn water.

go girl! give us nothing!

[cannibalchan]

Low-cal Guilt-Free Animal Fries!

Cals: 189

Protein: 5 g

Effort

★☆☆☆☆

Taste

★★★★☆

Time

> 20 minutes (not including cooking time)

Welcome to my first recipe!

Thank you for reading! I hope you enjoy these fries as much as I do because I think they're really yummy and nearly half the cal of in-n-out's animal fries! Please leave your pictures in the comments if you tried and let me know if you have any suggestions! ♥️♥️♥️

Ingredients

- 1 white potato

- Canola oil (any oil will do, canola is just 0 cal)

- Ketchup

- Mayo

- Relish/chopped pickles (you can leave this out)

- Salt, pepper, onion powder, garlic powder (and chili powder if you want some spice)

Steps - Air Fryer

WASH POTATO FIRST!!!!

1. Cut your potato into fries (thinner slices will come out crunchier, bigger slices will come out soft, whatever you prefer)

2. Dab your potato dry with a paper towel and transfer to a Ziploc bag

3. Add all your seasonings, however much you want

4. Spray with canola oil and air fry at 400° for 15 minutes

5. While your fries are frying, mix 1/3 ketchup, 2/3 Mayo, and as much relish as you want

6. Mix!

7. Take fries out and taste to make sure they're cooked to the center (if not, put back in at 400° for 3 min intervals until they're cooked to your liking)

8. Top fries with your homemade sauce and enjoy!

Oven instructions

You'll follow the same recipe as before but you'll need to soak your fries in cold water, switch to a paper towel or real towel and get them AS DRY AS POSSIBLE!!! Put on a lined baking sheet, spray with cooking oil, and put in the oven at 450° for 25 - 35 minutes.