#30 and thriving

[animezinglife]

It's probably a sign of my age and where I am in life, but if I got shoved into a magical cauldron and became an entirely different species and some fire-hot redhead draped his jacket over me and said, "You're my mate," I wouldn't even question it.

Sure, buddy. Why not.

[claresedwards]

Happy 30th Birthday, Aislinn Paul

[animezinglife]

Oh, to be Elain Archeron wearing a lightweight, flowy sundress while having breakfast in the garden, an excuse to say bizarre and mysterious things out loud, and two hot Fae males pining after you.

[misslavendermoon]

Perhaps blondes do have more fun 😘

[fanaticalthings]

POV: You're the oldest sibling

it's tough being the oldest.

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[animezinglife]

I think what weirds me out more than any of the music is the fact that entirely too many of my students are barely familiar with the Harry Potter series.

They're familiar with the title and most of them have seen the films, but a lot of them didn't grow up reading it.

For context, my students are college students. Not high school, and not junior high.

College.

Bands rise and fall pretty quickly, but I didn't expect Harry Potter to not still be as widespread as it was.

'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

[animezinglife]

When you remember that Tarquin has no mate (that we know of) and that his mate would basically live a life of being rich and lounging on the beach:

[andisupreme]

I moved recently to start a new job and part of my commute now involves one of those high capacity toll booths where a two lane road suddenly flares out into 5-7 lanes of total anarchy with no lines anywhere, and then narrows back down to two lanes again, and we're just supposed to sort ourselves out? Who designed this

anyway I dreamed up this helpful anatomical guide on the drive home

[celerydays]

Princess and the Frog Turtle AU 🐢👑

[animezinglife]

Being a Southern introvert is a weird spot to be in because on one hand, I know how many chickens the cashier raised growing up and how many siblings she has and in the other, I could fall off the face of the earth for a month and be fine.

[wombywoo]

friends 🫶

[itsriotmotherfuckers]

Sirius caused the longest hat stall in Hogwarts history when he was sorted, by the way

[animezinglife]

SJM: The Cauldron is an artifact of terrible power capable of far more than what we can grasp.

Me, wanting to get out of the soulless and loveless 8-5 work cycle:

[animezinglife]

They say this and will then turn around not understanding why you know how to do everything.

“How do you know how to cook?”

“How do you know how to operate this machinery?”

“Where did you learn how this works?”

Or, most recently (last weekend):

“How do you know how to use a folding ladder?!”

When they’re talking about “not knowing how to do” something, it’s usually one small task that’s both obscure and impractical.

[inkyrainstorms]

I can’t believe I’ve never seen anyone mention that Fords college counselor told him multiple times, point blank, to ‘seek therapy’ OH MY GOSH. This man 😭😭 his issues have issues and keep ignoring the help that the people around him try to give him bc he believes he needs to do stuff on his own. The foreshadowing is wild. Stanley, the college counselor, and Fiddleford, all of them trying to reach this man and tell him it’s okay to ask for help.

I hope he and Stanley both got the therapy they needed post-Weirdmaggedon. Or at least talked through their issues like function (semi functional) people

[subpixie420]

Birthday cigar from my 13 going on 30 birthday