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rudeboimonster · 2 years ago
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hello ive been scramble egg brain'd
got an mri done of my brain for my hearing problems
i find it immensely funny that, well
"hey doc, sounds hurt like crazy. help?" "to the loud machine with you." "what?" "TO THE LOUD MACHINE"
anyways im still full of imaging fluid and im going to lay down
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ampersketch-art · 27 days ago
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Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.
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vampiricbisexuality · 3 months ago
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like to charge, reblog to cast <3
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inkskinned · 1 month ago
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hey... don't cry.... tesla recall for most cybertrucks, okay? >46,000 vehicles affected <3
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stealingpotatoes · 3 months ago
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it’s eunuch Tucker’s adoptiversary and defacto birthday today <3
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zhampip · 3 months ago
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welcome to the crab, shadow.
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peskypixel · 5 months ago
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i was so scared for him
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abbaswift · 4 months ago
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not to be a number nerd on main but 2025 (45^2) will be the only square year most of us ever experience. the last one was 1936 and the next one will be 2116
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infectiouspiss · 6 months ago
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call my bed an ashtray the way there's fags in there
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dubusul · 4 months ago
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shadow and maria deserve the world
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rudeboimonster · 2 years ago
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sits up
i just realized i could use ko-fi as a gallery. holy shit. i dont have to point people to my dead instagram anymore LETS GO
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mossbone · 2 months ago
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"I have depression." - character who has been through extensive therapy.
"I feel dead inside all the time and nothing helps!" - character who does like, regular introspective thinking and is aware of the concept of mental health.
"Leave me the fuck alone I'll be fine once I get over my stupid shit." - repressed character.
"It's fine I'm just having an Empty Time. What? Yeah, empty times, you know, when everything is like bzzzzzz in your brain and you don't shower for two weeks. Why, what do you call it?" - ooooughhh now we're talkin
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2003-playground · 7 months ago
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Can we stop using "still lives with their parents" or "unemployed" or "doesn't have a drivers license" or "didn't graduate high school" as an insult or evidence that someone is a bad person? Struggling with independence or meeting milestones is not a moral failing.
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humming-fly · 3 months ago
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was thinking about that one blind professor post earlier today and how well it applied to the aptly named Team Dark
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(really 'Team Dark' just sounds a lot cooler than 'Team Saves-On-Electricity')
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penissuperfluous · 4 days ago
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You all disappoint me. Not one (1) drawing of a personified tumblr mourning the lifeless corpse of 4chan? Not ome? They were our rivals you sick fucks. Nary a whiff of 1 (one) fix-it AU? Im going to hibernate now..youve pirssed me off
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