Your punishment is that you lived. Now, make it worth a damn.
We have each other. Everything that matters is already in this room.
2x16 / 7x10
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I wish it wasn’t such a pain in the ass to process videos on this app my monkey show live-blogging would go crazy
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note to my tired ass self. Draw. Nora Murdoc shit. swag.
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literally three hours after sending us an email about a gig this woman sends us another email saying "you all have got quiet on me" and needling for a response girl we are in grad school we've been in CLASS
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I maintain that the worst birthday gift I’ve ever received was from my aunt and uncle who on the day of my birthday were driving me home and stopped at the local hallmark store while I was told to sit in the car and then when we arrived at my home presented me with a card, a tiny santa clause shaped chocolate bar and a little charm with a “P” on it as my gift, things that they so very clearly got from the hallmark store while I sat in the car
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a google search left me baffled SHICMUON IS 21 YEARS OLD???????? no way no way no fucking way MANS BEEN BATTLING A 15 YEARS OLD AND LOSING 💀💀💀 (to be fair said 15yrs old is also i mean simultaneously a kijillion years old being so like i mean ehhhhh its still funny)
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La Morte Vivante 1982 making me understand the French POV of Americans. Why won’t these people die
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I'm kinda fucking furious with my mom
Her stupid slob lazy ass has lost my fucking ballot
I fucking brought it in with the mail, but it was such a fucking busy week with so much shit on my plate (think the fridge may have been dead still at that point, can't remember) but I go to check the mail and it's like ah yeah, there they are
Only just remembered cause had so much stuff going on and... she's just been making a pile of trash in the kitchen instead of going through the mail, and she's going "oh I never saw them"
Fuck you, my fucking mistake for trusting you with anything. I should have known you're such an asshole you can't even open your own mail
Like I'm actually fuming right now
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imagine if chess had a tumblr account lmao
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♟️pawnsitivity
Remember to keep your chin up fellow pawns!! One day we will all be queens!
🏁the-player
ah shit looks like i have to sacrifice this pawn
♟️pawnsitivity
you can’t do this to me
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🎠knighty-knight
DNI if you support black side/white side shipping!! We’re supposed to be enemies and this is incredibly problematic!
👑black-qween
I will continue kissing that white lesbian no matter what you say
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✝️bishit
rate the fit
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🤴black-king
MY WIFE HAS BEEN CHEATING ON ME WITH THE WHITE QUEEN??
🤴black-king
AND EVERYONE HAS KNOWN????? WHAT
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🏰rookie-cookie
y’all ever wonder why we’re even fighting? like we’ve been fighting for years now and do we even know why?
🤴white-king
castle me, boy
🏰rookie-cookie
yeah ok
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✝️bishop-the-bisshop
Remember to praise the King every day 🙏🙏🙏 God bless
🏇nighty-knight
your blog name is misspelled
🎠knighty-knight
hey wait a god damn minute
🏁acrossboardheritageposts
across board heritage post
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♟️eatshitanddiestrategy
“average pawn gets promoted 360,000 times in their sleep” wrong. average pawn gets promoted 0 times in their sleep. promotion georg is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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