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When you kill a healthcare ceo, it’s terrorism. When someone shoots your kid in elementary school, it’s thoughts and prayers for like a week and then they move on. It truly shows the fact that terrorism is whatever the american government wants it to mean.

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Yes, hello, i'm obsessed with "If You Don't Have Store-Bought Character Growth, Homemade is Fine" by @andhumanslovedstories

this is very sketchy and i'm not sure if the resolution is the best but i had to scream at everyone to go READ---

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Ofc no, tianlang jun said, go on i dont mind, what a carefree father

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“don’t eat honey because it exploits the bees and they can’t consent!!!” bees are literally unionized and will walk out if they don’t like being in the beekeeper’s hives

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“don’t eat honey because it exploits the bees and they can’t consent!!!” bees are literally unionized and will walk out if they don’t like being in the beekeeper’s hives

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you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you people are next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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literally like. im trying to be normal about jayvik but how the fuck am i supposed to do that when canonically across every timeline only jayce's love for viktor can snap him out of being the machine herald. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO JUST CARRY ON AFTER THAT

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I keep seeing videos about velcro toddlers driving their parents insane so now AU where Techno becomes utterly incapable of doing anything productive bc his toddler brother (Tommy) will start bawling his eyes out if he is not holding him 24/7

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Jason’s Room, 2:49am

Tim: *walks into Jason’s room*

Jason: tf you doin’ in here?

Tim: Imma hurl

Jason: what GET THE F— *threw his bedside’s bin to tim’s head*

Tim: knew I could count on ya *projectile vomited and missed the bin entirely*

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SIX BALLS IS MY FAVORITE SVSSS CHARACTER FROM NOWW

rereading svsss and i need a fic rec with sy’s crazy brain rot humor.

summarizing but basically SY caught some low level demons and they got goofy ass names:

“Six Balls was named Six Balls because when he was born he was as heavy as six balls”

SY: luckily LBH got taken in by a human, I wonder what a demon would’ve named him? Front Page Face? He’s got “that” attribute so maybe Peerless Cucumber? Sky Pillar? HAHAHAHAHAHAHH SKY PILLAR WHAT A LAME ASS NAME

“Shen Yuan laughed for a while, then suddenly slapped himself on the face.

Motherfucker, are you sick in the head?

To use the protagonist’s JJ to make such dirty, unbecoming jokes in your mind!”

the demons: ?????

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love how art inspires more art

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girls i had like 3 identity crises this year or sth

still slay tho

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this can’t be real

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starting to suspect that tech bros actually just don’t know what reading is

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My mom is waxing poetic about cheese tonight