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CG सरकारी नौकरी: 132 पद भरे जाएंगे

    स्कूली बच्चों को अंग्रेजी माध्यम में शिक्षा प्रदान करने के उद्देश्य से मुख्यमंत्री भूपेश बघेल की पहल पर राज्य में स्वामी आत्मानंद अंग्रेजी माध्यम स्कूल प्रारंभ किए जाने के बाद अब स्वामी आत्मानंद शासकीय अंग्रेजी माध्यम आदर्श महाविद्यालय की स्थापना की जा रही है। उच्च शिक्षा विभाग द्वारा प्रदेश में 4 महाविद्यालयों की स्वीकृति प्रदान कर दी गयी है। इससे अंग्रेजी माध्यम से स्कूली शिक्षा हासिल करने…

[burningvelvet]

I finished Moby Dick. So, to continue my former post(s) documenting my thoughts, here we are (spoilers ahead):

captain ahab: i am once again asking hast thou seen the white whale

Narrator, for the 5 millionth time describing captain ahab: "MONOMANIACAL. MONOMANIAC. MONOMANIA."

I was thinking "the homosexual themes everyone talks about are really exaggerated apparently…" and then I got to the chapter about sperm squeezing

Stubb meeting with the French in chap 91 had the exact vibe of a filler episode on a comedy sitcom

there are a lot of moments that reminded me of The Office ngl like i could just imagine stubb in the little interview chair just talking. so much meme material. he's seriously just doing his own thing. the little random characters like the blacksmith and carpenter just talking shit and side-eyeing ahab in the background lmaoooo

Saint George didn't kill a dragon, it was a whale #THETRUTHREVEALED #WHALETRUTHERS

It would have been hilarious if the British people told Ahab that they already killed Moby Dick already before he could get to it. I was so hoping that would happen. Bonus points if it was the Rachel after he'd turned them away.

Ahab discusses the topic of madness a lot. It's almost like he's… mad...

I vote Ahab for the most Byronic hero to ever Byronic… Heathcliff and Rochester have nothing on him… The origin of the Byronic hero, Byron's titular character from the narrative poem Childe Harold, is literally mentioned by name in the novel and had to be a blatant inspiration - it could not be more obvious! (I have yet to encounter the famed Byronic heroes of Russian literature, most notably Eugene Onegin, a work where Byron is also blatantly name-dropped).

Everyone thinking Queequeg was dying and having a coffin made to his measurements and filled with grave goods at his direction and then him literally climbing into the coffin to test it out and then waiting silently to die…. then all of a sudden getting better and saying he chose to recover bc he remembered he had something on his to-do list….. iconic

Ishmael referring to Queequeg as "my Queequeg…" omg. Queerqueg

Queequeg drawing figures like the ones on his tattoos omg… au story where Queequeg is an artist/tattoo artist when???

I was literally saying "AWWWWW" out loud when Ahab and Pip were having their little moments

The irony of Ahab abandoning the Rachel then it coming back for Ishmael… the coffin lifeboat… etc… good stuff…

okay ahab is my man but yeah he was an asshole to the captain of rachel.

also feel bad for tashtego. he wanted that gold doubloon so bad and ahab was like SIKE, MOTHERFUCKER! umm tashtego did not get cut out of a whale by queequeg to deal with ur shit ahab!

Once again wanting a Black Sails/Moby Dick AU… I found this essay about the similarities between Flint/Ahab https://ijms.nmdl.org/article/view/22389/14361

They only have like 2-3 little moments together but like… Starbuck/Ahab kind of outdoing Ishmael/Queequeg there for a moment… chaps 132/134… oh my godddddddddddddd whyyyyyyy

Captain Ahab's moments in chapters 36/37 AAAAAHHHHH you will see me being normal about this

I noted some of my favorite Ahab moments/chapters and they are 36/37/41/70/99/108/109/113/115/116/119/125/129/132/134/135. Like I may seriously just re-read those chapters (no offense to Melville's whale facts, Stubb's jokes, & Pip's insanity)

the end is kind of similar to the great gatsby in the sense that you finally realize the entire novel was actually written for him to cope with his grief-related trauma & then suddenly it all makes sense. the lingering, the sentimentality regarding seemingly insignificant details or people, the meandering/digressing/procrastinating getting to the end, etc.

there are actually several moments -- i don't know if he actually referred to ahab or the others in past-tense specifically, but there were several moments where i felt like i kind of thought he was giving away the end before he did (it wasn't a shock to me bc i read about the end prior, but still)

[vanishingcherry]

heyy could you do an instagram au with a beabadoobee face claim? thank youu💞💞 bonus points if y/n is a student :)

of course!!! hope you like it <3 (you didn't specify with whom, so i assumed harry, so sorry if thats not who you had in mind)

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[blacksailskmeme]

Black Sails Kink Meme 2024 Round Up: July

Hello my pirate friends!

As you may already know, today marks a transition for our Kink Meme, where we'll be opening up the Revealed Collection for those who wish to claim their fills! More information can be found here.

Congratulations and thank you so, so much to everyone who participated in the original run of March 2024 through July 2024. In that time, we collected 132 prompts and 32 fills in the original anonymous collection. 🥳🥳

Hooray!! What an awesome, playful, and raunchy fandom! I hope yall keep at it in the coming months, as we'll be open for prompts and fills indefinitely.

Without further ado, here is the final roundup post, all the fics submitted in July gathered in one place for your convenience and enjoyment! ✨

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Taking Care, SilverMuldoon; SilverFlint, 5866 words

(For PROMPT #10: Silver and Muldoon, Muldoon in love with Silver, one sided, sucking a still freshly amputated and in extreme pain Silver off in the hammocks at night while the crew sleeps and Silver has to put a his fist in his mouth to be quiet. Bonus if Silver is actively pining for Flint, bonus if Muldoon mentions Logan)

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Proxy, SilverVane; FlintVane, 2812 words

(For PROMPT #87: S2 Vane takes his frustration with Flint out on Silver. Rough handling, dirty talk, Vane attempting to humiliate Silver, not knowing that Silver has no shame and bites back. Silver goads Vane about his own obsession with Flint. They both come with Flint on their minds.)

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One Early Morning, SilverFlint, 3754 words

(For PROMPT #123: I simply think someone should get fisted til they cry. Flint, Silver, Anne, Eleanor, Jack? Let your hearts run wild with fists. Choose your holes wisely.)

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Girls' Night, Madi/Idelle, 1876 words

(For PROMPT #67: Madi and Idelle fuck)

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Electric Impulses, SilverFlint, 5270 words

(For PROMPT #118: Silver dirty-talking to Flint, getting all up in his business, and Flint getting mildly flustered about it but something in Silver's eyes makes him resist. "Stop that. You dont really mean it "

"Dont I?"

And Then Flint challenges all of it, backing silver into a corner. Silver is taken aback by this, but is also incredibly turned on.

"Tell me what you'd do, then." He says to Flint. And then Flint does.)

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Perfect Match, SilverFlint; FlintMadi; MadiSilverFlint, 10,064 words

(For PROMPT #100: Madi or Silver discover Flint has a large cock. The other keeps pushing to find out why they are so distracted, so they confess to what they’ve seen. Seeing Flint in more and more comprising situations becomes their obsession in order to catch glimpses of his cock e.g. whilst he is pissing, bathing, getting changed, spying on him jerking off/fucking himself.

Flint soon catches on (there’s only so many times Silver and Madi can be around him with his cock out before it becomes a pattern!) and starts putting on a show for them/teasing until the ust spills over. Eventual madisilverflint and individual pairings with both of them begging to be fucked by his monster cock and breeder balls.

Bonus points if Madi/Silver describe their latest glimpse and what they would do if they got their hands on Flint each time they fuck to get themself and each other off.

Excessive amounts of come is also welcome 😈)

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A kudos, quick compliment, or bit of feedback never goes unappreciated. 😌🙏✨

Here’s to more unapologetically smutty, kinky fills for the year and beyond, have soooo much fun my friends!! Much love and thanks again for your HUGE (heh) enthusiasm for this event~~ 💜💜💜

[iheartchv]

Could you do a vampire Ghost x F!Reader but in TMNT Street Punks and with prompts and can you do it a lemon

58. Turtle bedroom 5. “MINE.” 32. “Do you trust me?” 89. Mating season 123. “Don’t hold back.” 79. “Lay back and let me take care of you.” 142. “Bite me.” 74. “Just relax.” 132. “Argue all you want, we both know you belong to me.” and Turning into a vampire

Could you put this request on your Masterlist

Characters mentioned are 18+ THIS WAS WRITTEN BY AN ADULT FOR ADULTS! you've been warned ⚠️ If you are under 18, skip over this post.

Prompts(c) @turtle-babe83

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"Come on, Ghost. Why are you ignoring me?" You stood behind the terrapin as he sat in his chair, looking over his weapons. "What did I do to you?"

"...you didn't do anything." He finally sighed and spoke. His voice was strained. He grit his teeth to keep his fangs from retracting.

"Then what?"

He quickly stood up, gripping the edges of the table. The quickness of his movements, and the squeak of his chair, made you jump a little. He then looked over his shoulder, his eyes glowing brighter than usual.

"I'm trying to keep from bending you over this table and take you... and sinking my teeth in your neck while I'm at it... Because you're mine."

Your heart raced, pounded against your chest. Butterflies filled your belly. You stood there in silence as you figured how to react or what to say; you didn't have a friend come up and tell you that they want to rail you everyday...

"I already know what you're thinking. You can try and argue all you want, we both know you belong to me.”

Then...

“Bite me.”

"What?"

"You heard me. Bite me, if it'll help."

“Do you trust me? Do you trust me enough to not harm you?"

You nodded. You trusted him. But... you only hoped that this wouldn't be something you regretted. "Please... I just want to help you."

With sonic speed, Ghost had taken you to his room. You looked back and forth between him and objects in his room with batted breath, anticipation making your body jittery.

“Just relax. It'll hurt less if you aren't so tense..."

Try as you could, you couldn't really 'relax' relax. He noticed and sighed. He tilted your chin up to make you look at him, and then when your eyes met his you felt like you were relaxing in a sleep/dream like state. Holding you to him, and exposing your neck, he slowly moved to the side of your neck where your pulse beat. Then his fangs pricked your skin, and even though your mind felt hazy you could still feel a small pain that then turned into a pleasurable feeling.

'MINE.'

The red copper life blood flowed over his tongue. Your blood tasted so divine, however... The sounds you were making really turned him on. He could feel himself getting aroused. When you were recovered enough... he was going to taste all of you, to have you.

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You opened your eyes... and saw Ghost hovering over you, his eyes looking predatory and his breathing deep and heavy. Your throat felt... funny, sort of dry. Well, you woke up... which means you weren't dead... you were part of the undead!

"Do you feel alright?"

"Yeah.. I think so."

"Good, because I can't wait any longer."

His hands tore at your clothes and started pawing at your naked body. His tongue, his lips, tasted every inch of you. How he wanted to take his time doing this to you, but he was too turned on. He wanted you NOW!

The moans and squirms that came from you caused him to lean his mouth in the side of your neck, just below your ear, and start to lick and leave small love marks. You tried to sit up. He knew that in the back of your mind you were wanting to protest against this. “Lay back and let me take care of you.”

You layed there, getting lost in the newfound desire that coursed through your veins. This feeling was making you feel like... you were going crazy, insane, with lust. You guessed this is what he was feeling, too...

Feeling impatient, after getting you somewhat prepared, he took off his clothes and positioned himself between your legs. “Don’t hold back.” he purred as he lowered down to whisper in your ear to tell you how much he wanted you, how badly he needed you and only you. He pushed the head of his cock inside you, and you let out a small cry at his size. He pushed further in before he then pulled back and started moving his hips.

Your brain and your body couldn't comprehend the sensations that danced hotly under your skin. You were numb from all the pleasure. All you could do was moan and ride it out. You screamed and cried out as the orgasm that shook you was so intense it made you curl your toes and grabs fistfuls of the sheets underneath you.

Ghost fell on top of you, taking a lot of his weight off of you. Both of you breathing and sweating like you ran a marathon. When you found your voice, you asked him,"Did... that... help?"

"For the moment. I'm... ready for another round."

You were, too. You had enough stamina... maybe it was time to see how long you could last.

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[bottomlouisficfest]

We hope you’ve enjoyed the first couple of weeks of fics from the Bottom Louis Fic Fest 2023! Every two weeks, we’re compiling all of the fics from that period into one roundup post so they’re easy to find for anyone looking to catch up on fics they missed. Enjoy these amazing fics and give them the love they deserve!

love is pain, pain is pleasure

A fic by louixamor on AO3 | @louixamor on Tumblr | @louixamor on Twitter

25k | Explicit | Tumblr post | Twitter post

After a series of disturbing events threaten his safety, Louis has no choice but to hire a new bodyguard. Enter Harry, an incredibly attractive, judgmental asshole who hates Louis’ guts.

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Good and Bad and Right and Wrong

A fic by TeamLouis on AO3 | @teamlouis2023 on Tumblr

5k | Explicit | Tumblr post | Twitter post

Louis angrily threw a pillow at his head, but Harry avoided it, laughing loudly as he slammed the door behind him. Louis bit his lip, grumpy and flushed and hard again, tension and arguments like this with his dear husband always a huge turn on. He knew it was his toxic trait, but at the same time, it was so good to let the tension build until it exploded under the sheets. So instead of pouting and groaning in bed, waiting for Harry to leave the house without him like he first intended to do, Louis kicked the sheets of his legs, stripped off his boxers –and gave his cock a few nice quick strokes, before getting dressed for the gym. Harry smiled widely when he joined him in the kitchen. Louis flipped him off. He promised himself he would have his revenge. Or the one where Louis doesn't want to go to the gym

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The Wild Night to Memory Loss to Soul Mates Pipeline

A fic by thecheshirepussycat on AO3 | @the-cheshire-pussy-cat on Tumblr | @Bee_With_Mee on Twitter

18k | Explicit | Tumblr post | Twitter post

“What the fuck are you on—holy shit,” Louis gasps, looking down at his own hand to see a white gold band wrapped his left ring finger. “Wh-what is going on?” “Sure is a conundrum,” the man muses, realization flashing in his green eyes. “I-I’m not married, I can’t be married,” Louis mumbles to himself, staring wide-eyed at the ring, heart racing a mile a minute. AKA: Harry and Louis get drunkenly married in Las Vegas, as one does.

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Smile for the Camera for It Knows Everything, Hollywood Star

A fic by daydreamlwts on AO3 | @daydreamlwts on Twitter

7k | Mature | Tumblr post | Twitter post

Prompt 132- The story of Nancy Reagan being called the blowjob queen of Hollywood but it's Louis.

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Three Men and a Baby

A fic by sun_flowr on AO3 | @escapades28 on Twitter

123k | Explicit | Tumblr post | Twitter post

Louis' life had been going along just fine. Until one morning when his entire world changes when he steps on a piece of lego belonging to a young boy who has randomly appeared in his flat. And with that boy comes his gorgeous father. His flatmate Zayn has some explaining to do but he's definitely not complaining, instantly feeling connected to these new additions. Over the span of a year, life gets crazy, frustrating, surprising and most importantly...filled with love. Prompt 548: For as long as Louis can remember, it has only been him and his best friend Zayn in their little flat, but when Zayn comes home telling Louis about his friend with nowhere to stay after a bad breakup, Louis suddenly finds himself sharing his flat with a gorgeous green-eyed man called Harry along with his adorable toddler son.

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always an angel, never a god

A fic by outropeace on AO3 | @outropeace on Tumblr | @outropeaces on Twitter

40k | Explicit | Tumblr post | Twitter post

To understand the level of deep water Louis was in, one first needed to know he has had the same best friend since he was five. Ethan Astor was family to him—a friend who he loved deeply despite their differences. A friend he would do almost anything for. So when Ethan came to him with the plan, no matter how he felt about it, Louis accepted it. At first, it was simple, he just had to flutter his eyelashes at any of the boys that showed interest in Ethan, and if they fell for it, he just dumped them without telling them the reason. Somehow, the rumors spread around campus that Ethan had an insufferable friend they had to somehow win over to reach him. Like a final monster before getting the princess. Or: Harry likes Louis’ best friend and there's a rumor that in order to get a chance with him, he should woo Louis first.

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I (Don't) Really Care For You

A fic by crochetsunsets on AO3 | @crochetsunsets on Tumblr | @crochetsunsets on Twitter

11k | Mature | Tumblr post | Twitter post

“There’s always the worst case scenario,” Zayn said while the subway pulled to a stop. “Get your heart broken. Then you can write through experience.” “Yeah, right,” Louis called after him while Zayn hopped off of the train. “You try falling in love in New York City.” or Louis' a writer who needs to learn heartbreak. Harry's a graduate student who doesn't want to break his heart. What happens when they come together--the inevitable, or something more?

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The wounds that scarred our souls

A fic by Hazzaslittle28 on AO3 | @hazzaslittle28 on Tumblr | @hazzaslittle28 on Twitter

36k | Explicit | Tumblr post | Twitter post

Forever was nothing but a lie, Forever was just a ruse for the human heart, it gave you hope and then killed you. Forever was just a myth. Or Where Louis decides to leave everything behind, including his heart.

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Cold Spring

A fic by nouies on AO3 | @nouies on Tumblr | @_nouies on Twitter

8k | Explicit | Tumblr post | Twitter post

Life went on as normal at Cold Spring Café. Sam’s scribbles remained indiscernible, Jake persisted on his idea of getting more pots for the shop, and Pedro…Pedro continued coming to drink his moderately-caffeinated americano, to write furiously in that notebook of his, and to captivate Louis to no end. or…Louis is a coffee shop owner and Pedro is his newest customer.

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Love Me If You Dare

A fic by BoosBabycakes on AO3 | @boosbabycakes28 on Tumblr | @Boosbabycakes28 on Twitter

55k | Explicit | Tumblr post | Twitter post

Harry and Louis’ friendship starts with a game, after a simple dare. The two little boys quickly become the best of friends and referees of their own game. Unfortunately, as they grow up, they sometimes become the victims of it too. With them, everything is possible. They are capable of daring each other to do anything. But will they dare confess their feelings for each other?

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Weeks 5-6 Roundup

Weeks 7-8 Roundup

Weeks 9-10 Roundup

Week 11 Roundup

[nouies]

hello and welcome to this month’s fic rec featuring my favourite works from what i’ve read during the past weeks. as always, please check tags before reading. if you liked the fics please reblog their posts, leave kudos and write a nice comment. happy reading! rec tag | more rec lists

— harry/louis —  

໑ Moths and Butterflies by @ladyaj-13 (G, 1.3k, coming out) It seemed like such a good plan a week ago. It had seemed like fate, for the town’s Pride parade to fall at the very same time when work sent him there to charm some clients. Who was Louis, to sniff at a higher power?

It was exciting, a week ago. Now he’s here though, in the thick of it, and he thought it would feel freeing but it doesn't. It just rams home how he doesn’t belong.

໑ Port and Starbord by LadyLondonderry / @londonfoginacup (T, 3k, strangers, pirates, coffee shop) Zayn gives Harry a withering look. “There’s a brothel up the main road that I will know if you try to visit,” he says.

“Zayn,” Harry gasps. “I am your captain.”

“And I am the one who has to procure us another lifeboat now,” Zayn says. “Fuck off and find a cafe or something.”

໑ You're The Pumpkin Of My Eye by @rockstarlwt28 (G, 4k, established relationship, autumn fluff) Harry and Louis go on a seasonal date, that is sweeter than the confectionery in a trick or treat bucket. It’s filled with sweet snuggles, cute kisses and pumpkin picking.

໑ Good and Bad and Right and Wrong by TeamLouis / @teamlouis2023 (E, 5k, established relationship, gym, semi public sex) Louis angrily threw a pillow at his head, but Harry avoided it, laughing loudly as he slammed the door behind him. Louis bit his lip, grumpy and flushed and hard again, tension and arguments like this with his dear husband always a huge turn on. He knew it was his toxic trait, but at the same time, it was so good to let the tension build until it exploded under the sheets. So instead of pouting and groaning in bed, waiting for Harry to leave the house without him like he first intended to do, Louis kicked the sheets of his legs, stripped off his boxers –and gave his cock a few nice quick strokes, before getting dressed for the gym. Harry smiled widely when he joined him in the kitchen. Louis flipped him off. He promised himself he would have his revenge.

Or the one where Louis doesn't want to go to the gym

໑ Smile for the Camera for It Knows Everything, Hollywood Star by @daydreamlwts (M, 6.6k, american politics au, pwp) Prompt 132- The story of Nancy Reagan being called the blowjob queen of Hollywood but it's Louis.

໑ Sink Through Your Skin by crimsontheory / @ireallysawanangel (M, 6.9k, established relationship, murderer harry, detective louis) It’s tough work being a detective. Long hours on the job, grueling cases that keep you up at night, but it’s especially hard to be a detective when you’re married to a serial killer.

໑ Ace of Hearts by @allwaswell16 (E, 10k, a/b/o pirate au, established relationship, sequel) Louis Tomlinson, the alpha Duke of Yorkshire, had returned to England to stay now that he’d married and mated. But since his husband was also the omega he’d once held captive aboard his half-brother’s pirate ship, he held back from pushing Harry into parenthood.

With the Ace of Spades now docked in London, Harry spent time with his friends from the crew and remained a bit oblivious to his alpha’s deepest desires. What he was aware of was his best friend’s hurt and his mother-in-law’s wish for more than friendship with her oldest friend.

A sequel to Ace of Spades

໑ I (Don't) Really Care For You by @crochetsunsets (M, 11k, strangers to lovers, writer louis, uni student harry, nyc) “There’s always the worst case scenario,” Zayn said while the subway pulled to a stop. “Get your heart broken. Then you can write through experience.”

“Yeah, right,” Louis called after him while Zayn hopped off of the train. “You try falling in love in New York City.”

or

Louis' a writer who needs to learn heartbreak. Harry's a graduate student who doesn't want to break his heart. What happens when they come together--the inevitable, or something more?

໑ The Wild Night to Memory Loss to Soul Mates Pipeline thecheshirepussycat / @the-cheshire-pussy-cat (E, 17.6k, strangers to lovers, married in vegas, romantic comedy) “What the fuck are you on—holy shit,” Louis gasps, looking down at his own hand to see a white gold band wrapped his left ring finger. “Wh-what is going on?” “Sure is a conundrum,” the man muses, realization flashing in his green eyes. “I-I’m not married, I can’t be married,” Louis mumbles to himself, staring wide-eyed at the ring, heart racing a mile a minute.

AKA: Harry and Louis get drunkenly married in Las Vegas, as one does.

໑ there's a hole in my heart (and it's got your name on it) by dilfrry / @silverfoxrry (E, 19.5k, secret relationship, hockey au) The four scream from the stands as the team huddles together, pulling their helmets and gloves off and slapping each other's backs as they celebrate their win. Louis had stolen a pom-pom from Mal earlier and he shakes it vigorously. His breath hitches when Harry looks up and their eyes meet. The hockey player smirks at him but looks away quickly.

“Did he just-”

“No.” Louis quickly stops Jade from even finishing that sentence because he’s about to lose his damn mind.

or

the puck bunny louis x hockey player harry fic

໑ love is pain, pain is pleasure by @louixamor (E, 25k, enemies to lovers, famous louis, not famous harry, bodyguard) After a series of disturbing events threaten his safety, Louis has no choice but to hire a new bodyguard.

Enter Harry, an incredibly attractive, judgmental asshole who hates Louis’ guts.

໑ Take Me Home (series) by @jacaranda-bloom (E, 26.4k, strangers to lovers, songwriter louis, wanderer harry, country fic) Louis loves his new home, up high on the mountainside, and the perfect place to write his songs. Sure, it’s isolated, but that was the point. No distractions, no interruptions. Peace and quiet and tranquillity.

But when a stranger arrives and asks if he can camp by the riverside, Louis surprises himself by agreeing without a moment's pause.

OR the story of how when you think you’ve got everything you ever wanted, life has a way of showing you just how wrong you were.

໑ The wounds that scarred our souls by @hazzaslittle28 (E, 35k, exes to lovers, a/b/o au, hate sex, angst, drops, read tags and author’s note) Forever was nothing but a lie, Forever was just a ruse for the human heart, it gave you hope and then killed you. Forever was just a myth.

Or

Where Louis decides to leave everything behind, including his heart.

໑ always an angel, never a god by @outropeace (E, 39.5k, strangers to lovers, fashion designer louis, rumours, humour) To understand the level of deep water Louis was in, one first needed to know he has had the same best friend since he was five. Ethan Astor was family to him—a friend who he loved deeply despite their differences. A friend he would do almost anything for. So when Ethan came to him with the plan, no matter how he felt about it, Louis accepted it.

At first, it was simple, he just had to flutter his eyelashes at any of the boys that showed interest in Ethan, and if they fell for it, he just dumped them without telling them the reason. Somehow, the rumors spread around campus that Ethan had an insufferable friend they had to somehow win over to reach him. Like a final monster before getting the princess.

Or: Harry likes Louis’ best friend and there's a rumor that in order to get a chance with him, he should woo Louis first.

໑ Three Men and a Baby by sun_flowr / @escapesof28 (E, 123k, strangers to lovers, roommates, fluff, kid fic) Louis' life had been going along just fine. Until one morning when his entire world changes when he steps on a piece of lego belonging to a young boy who has randomly appeared in his flat. And with that boy comes his gorgeous father. His flatmate Zayn has some explaining to do but he's definitely not complaining, instantly feeling connected to these new additions. Over the span of a year, life gets crazy, frustrating, surprising and most importantly...filled with love.

Prompt 548: For as long as Louis can remember, it has only been him and his best friend Zayn in their little flat, but when Zayn comes home telling Louis about his friend with nowhere to stay after a bad breakup, Louis suddenly finds himself sharing his flat with a gorgeous green-eyed man called Harry along with his adorable toddler son.

— rare pairs / categories —  

໑ Gaydar Lessons by @homosociallyyours (girl direction harry/louis, G, 1k, friends, flirting) While standing around after softball practice for the company's women's softball team, Harry gets caught (and caught up) in staring at Louis as she eats a ripe, juicy peach. If only she could be certain that Louis was into women.

໑ My Kind of Trouble by @homosociallyyours (girl direction harry/louis, G, 1.7k, waffle house) Harry has been a waitress at the Waffle House in Pigeon Forge, TN since she was nineteen. At twenty-five, she's settled into the routine of it enough that it feels like home, but for the past few months there's been something making it feel even better: the return of Louis Tomlinson, her high school crush.

On this particular Summer night, Louis stops by for a visit and the two of them share a table in a slow moment as Harry does a bit of side work. It's sweet in more ways than one, so much so that Harry has a hard time letting herself believe that it's real.

໑ Ask Him by LinksLipsSinkShips (niall/lewis capaldi, T, 2k, established relationship, coming out) When Lewis Capaldi gets pressed for information on who he's dating, he admits it... he's been seeing Niall Horan. The only problem? He jokes so much that no one believes him.

໑ the beat of your heart, the devil's arcade by edensrose / @holdingthornsandroses (louis/ethan hawke, M, 3.5k, established relationship, newlyweds, baseball au) “Louis Tomlinson, shortstop to the Cardinals, marries pitcher for their rival team, the Chicago Cubs,” Oli says in a fake announcer voice. He shakes his head. “One day someone will make a movie about it."

series of vignettes

໑ i must admit i thought i'd like to make you mine by @disgruntledkittenface (girl direction harry/louis, M, 50k, strangers to friends to lovers, fake relationship) Louis fell apart when her ex broke up with her and moved across the country. Just as she’s starting to move on, Zayn comes back to town for their mutual friends’ wedding – with a new girlfriend as her plus one.

Blindsided and scrambling to save face, Louis lets herself get talked into a fake relationship with her new friend Harry. Their arrangement makes Louis feel pathetic and embarrassed, but it’s only going to last a few weeks. She just has to get through the wedding – what could happen?

[unfunpleasures]

unfunpleasures OFMD fic directory

I’m bad at using Tumblr now, but it feels like I should, at the very least, have a fic master post.

One-shots

Fig-ured Out: Blackbeard/Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet; Rated G; 1,526 words. Stede's online date doesn't show, but that doesn't mean his evening is a wash. A prompt fill for OFMD Fluffvember 2023 Day 7: First date | "It's pouring down out there."

24-Hour Pharmacy: Blackbeard/Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet; Rated T; 2,436 words. It’s New Year’s Eve and Ed is alone. Even better: he’s en route to the only drug store on this side of town that’s open all night tonight, and it’s after 11 and he’s risking life and limb (okay, that’s probably an exaggeration, but drunk drivers and weirdos abound on nights like this) to go grab a pregnancy test, some snacks, and a bottle of moscato (which depends on how the test goes) for his roommate Anne. Not like he had anything better planned, honestly– ordering takeout and watching TV with Anne had been his big plans for the evening– but it’s cold and dark and loud and he’s not super thrilled with how the night’s going. Then he meets someone in the snack aisle and he changes his tune a little.

It’s a Date: Blackbeard/Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet; Rated T; 2,769 words. Stede's a regular at the coffee shop Ed works at. They're both going to a party at Lucius', but Stede's bringing a date. Ed's bummed about it.

Help Me Make It Through the Night: Blackbeard/Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet; Rated E; 5,867 words. Ed’s a champion bull rider who’s just lost to relative-newcomer Stede Bonnet. On their respective drives out of Wyoming, a summer storm leaves them both looking for a place to stay. Written for OFMD AUgust 2024 Day 6: Rodeo and #OneBedWeek. (You can find the podfic here.)

Picking Flowers: Blackbeard/Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet; Rated G; 2,002 words. Stede decides to pick some flowers and gets caught in the act. Written for the OFMD Gotcha For Gaza event.

Longfics

Kings River, 1969: Blackbeard/Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet; Rated E; 33,155 words. Fresno County, CA, June 1969. The mighty Kings River runs through the San Joaquin Valley of California, beginning as snowmelt in the high Sierras and running over 132 miles down the valley to where it terminates near what used to be Tule Lake. Besides providing a haven for wildlife and fishermen alike, there are multiple powerhouses along its course, and it provides irrigation for over a million acres of farmland, including several dozen acres of citrus along the south bank of the lower river in Piedra. This was the domain of one Edward Teach: 29 years old, single, and trying his damndest to keep his criminal record from getting any longer. Ed works on a citrus farm along the Kings River and newly-divorced Stede Bonnet, fresh from Tennessee, has just taken a job as a horse trainer at the ranch up the road. Written for AU-gust 2023 day 14: place-based.

Stationary: Blackbeard/Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet; Rated E; 111,161 words. Edward Teach has made a massive mistake-- what's a few more? A Gentlebeard lovers to exes to lovers fic set in the modern era. (You can find the ongoing podfic here.)

SMAUs

Ask a Punk: Blackbeard/Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet; Rated E; ongoing. Ed Teach is a barista who lives at and co-runs a DIY space. Money is tight and times are tough, so when he literally runs into trust fund kid Stede Bonnet, whom he recognizes from the cafe as one of his regulars, at the local university, his housemates convince him to rope him in as a bankroll. Stede is game to help out, but it quickly becomes clear that neither has their mind solely on business. (You can find the Twitter thread here.)

Series

Drive Me, Crazy: Blackbeard/Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet; Rated E; ongoing. California, 1974. Stede Bonnet is fairly new to trucking, which he started as a means of getting some time away from his failing marriage. He enjoys the time on the road, but he finds it a bit lonely-- that is, until he meets seasoned driver Edward Teach. Series includes (in order): Daydreams About Night Things, Drive Me, Crazy, Still Thinkin' Bout You, 'Till The Rivers All Run Dry (longfic), Home For the Haulidays (Christmas one-shot), Baby, It's Pure Love (Valentine's Day one-shot), and Here In Love (CJizzy one-shot).

[igottatho]

News. Didn’t sleep much last night so I’ll have to do captions and more detailed stuff later, my sincere apologies.

Here’s a sumup for Feb 22, 2024:

Norway has divested $500 million from Israel bonds. A huge win for BDS movements. More info and the original tweet thread can be found here.

Hundreds of protestors begin again in the Bay Area, directly to Biden’s fund raiser in SF. All of the standalone images are from this event, as reported by Kqed, found via Instagram here. Descriptions for images are attached to each. Entire post contents are as follows: “kqednews Protesters demanding a cease-fire in Gaza gathered Wednesday night near a fundraiser in San Francisco for President Joe Biden's 2024 campaign. Hundreds of activists filled Alta Plaza Park as part of the demonstration organized by the Palestinian Youth Movement and the Party for Socialism and Liberation. Protestors chanted "free, free Palestine" and "from the river to the sea, Palestine will be free" and urged the president to end U.S. aid to Israel. "How dare he visit San Francisco only to rake in cash, ignoring residents of a city which passed a ceasefire resolution with a supermajority?", said Suzanne Ali, a Palestinian Youth Movement member, in a written statement. "While Biden charges donors $100,000 for a ticket to his cocktail party, bombs labeled 'Made in the USA' are raining down on civilians in Gaza for the fourth consecutive month, killing over 13,000 Palestinian children and counting." "We are demanding that there is a permanent ceasefire now," said Party for Socialism and Liberation member Ramsey Robinson, who spoke at the protest. "That's our money, stolen from the people, stolen from the taxpayers, and we want to let Joe Biden know that we know that." President Biden is reportedly making multiple campaign stops in San Francisco and Los Altos Hills between Wednesday and Thursday. But Robinson thinks that other than "the tiny number of the super rich," Biden isn't popular in the Bay Area. Read for more details at kqed.org/news”

Girl Scouts have received funding from Raytheon Tech and has made “stay neutral” merch. We hates a neutral ass bitch, sorry Girl Scouts, not sorry. Full story, from @prem_thakker : “Wow—Girl scouts wanted to make bracelets to help aid Palestinian kids. @girlscouts leadership threatened them, saying they must "stay neutral." After it was pointed out there've been similar efforts for Ukraine, they pivoted, saying the troop didn't follow "approval processes:” Prem then displays another image which says: “The last sentence hit her hard: "Unfortunately, if this direct violation of the organization's governing documents and policies continues, Girl Scouts of Eastern Missouri and Girl Scouts of the United States have no other choice than to engage our legal counsel to help remedy this situation and to protect the intellectual property and other rights of the organization." "I got a little scared; I'm not gonna lie," she said. "I wondered, what are they going to do to me?* For years, she had strived to give these girls the opportunities she had missed out on herself. The troop had formed a sisterhood, growing up together since kindergarten. Abuhamdeh reached out to the other parents. They decided the organization's values didn't align with what they were trying to teach their daughters.” I’m unclear where this image/quote was taken from, presumably from the original reporting of STLtoday.com

There’s additional tweets from Prem, which talk more about Girlscouts & weapons contractors here. The images at source are screencaps (from the girlscout website) which I’ll share here:

The last two images are the most important; the first depicts an image of a Palestinian boy holding a blanket he has apparently salvaged from rubble. The tweet from @Times of Gaza reports at 2:50 am of Feb 22, “Day 139 | During the past 24 hours: 9 massacres committed by the Israeli occupation • 97 people killed • 132 injured.” At 10:52 am @Times of Gaza reports: “UPDATE | 23 people killed in the Deir Al-Balah airstrikes. The death toll is expected to rise.”

This continued loss of life is irreplaceable and my heart mourns for them. FREE PALESTINE please God.

Eta: I added text to all images for my comrades who need it. I also added a couple new images for Girl Scouts info (I had to remove a redundant img of the Kqed insta, in order to include this info). Please LMK in the notes if it’s more helpful/ easier for yall for img notes or directly in my post. My brain is fried, I’m sorry this is such a haphazard post.

Biden and Raytheon info will have to wait til tomorrow. I also hope to get some info/ articles up about Israel and diamond trade - responsible for a huge portion of Israel’s GDP and stolen exploited resources from the Congo.

[deecasey-idfk]

Wow Casey's back with a hyperfixation update after forgetting he can actually post on this app? what a shock. The crowd is in shambles

I swear I'll post someday

Well uh MAGNUS ARCHIVES AAAAA it has me in a chokehold rn (on ep 132) every waking moment is filled with stupid little gay archivists i cant do this anymore, and through that, THE MECHANISMS RAHHHH also chokehold its not healthy. I love my silly gender space pirates. Also OWL HOUSE I'm still recovering from the finale

[distant-screaming]

✨2023: A Summary✨

Post your most popular and/or favourite edit/gifset/analysis for each month (it’s okay to skip months!)

Thank you for the tag @ranchthoughts! <3

With a grand total of 472 bl related posts (the most being in May), my first year of bl blogging has been a lot more extensive than I realized! It's also the first time I've been consistently active for this long so I'll probably be here for quite a while longer :D

January [total bl related posts: 10]

Most popular (and favorite): vegaspete hierarchy, based on @theoryofarson's post

February [total bl related posts: 39]

Most popular: overjoyed approval

Favorites: jim + heart's parents parallels, heart + being unable to communicate and heart and movies

March [total bl related posts: 51]

Most popular: Sound's outfits

Favorites: mlc + strained relationships, alanwen, akkayan liars and mlc + leng's grief

April [total bl related posts: 63]

Most popular: soundwin / tinngun

Favorite: msp + kids being kids, yak being oblivious - and bonus spot goes to the wlw tinngun au masterpost because it still lives in my brain rent free

May [total bl related posts: 132]

Most popular: wanxian

Favorites: heart + sign language, soundwin pee hand bfs, soundwin os2 dance, tintol + trust and heartliming + inverse

Honorary spot to my sister's edit of msp prom night live performance because it's still hysterical to me

June [total bl related posts: 19]

Most popular: tinnsound friendship

Favorites: patpran and identity, yunmeng siblings and wwx + jc tragic siblings

July [total bl related posts: 36]

Most popular: palm doesn't cry

Favorites: win + jc parallels, vice versa, nueng + jealousy and heartliming + colors

August [total bl related posts: 40]

Most popular: ray has to serve

Favorites: ofts bathroom meta, ray + loneliness and palm + abandoning

September [total bl related posts: 45]

Most popular: sand having the time of his life (lie)

Favorites: sand not going to therapy, sand + ephemerality, palm + agency and more palmnueng

October [total bl related posts: 11]

Most popular: jim + li ming (and special shout out to my reaction to gmm24)

Favorites: palmnueng + tragedy and palmueng + wanting

November [total bl related posts: 7]

Most popular: pit babe breaches thai bl tumblr (not clickbait)

Favorite: palmnueng

December [total bl related posts: 19]

Most popular: palmnueng

Favorites: saifah + sailom and sun/moon akkayan with @akaane000

WOW that was a lot of posts!! It was so fun to go through them though, and see how my writing style changed a bit. Hopefully this year is just as filled with bl content <33

Tagging: anyone who wants to! Please tag me, I'd love to see :)

[redge]

【OSHI NO KO】 Chapter 155

I was supposed to add these thoughts to this thread I posted on X but I don't want to make multiple posts anymore so here we go.

The cover page

Would you look at that cover. 😍 It's really bizarre to me that these two ladies are being pit against each other on the other side of the fandom but then in the OnK universe, though they see each other as rivals, they don't necessarily hate each other. I really don't get the root cause of the word wars 😅 (didn't realize that I forgot to include the cover when I posted this haha)

Hikaru Kamiki

"As if he'd become empty"

Oh the heartbreak 154 gave me. Had this man met an adult who could have guided him, things would have turned out differently. But it's too late to dwell on the past.

This statement from Hikaru makes me believe more on my analysis that 【OSHI NO KO】 is a documentary about Ruby with the interviews done by Hikaru Kamiki, including that 【mother】 version from Ai.

Also, when Ruby bursted out when Kamiki left, I think that's a proof that Ruby was really not oblivious who their father was.

Miyako loving the twins the way that they never experienced from their own mothers

Miyako finally got the recognition she deserves. 🤧 People might think that the build up of the revenge is comparatively pale to its conclusion but I think putting Miyako at the end of it is the best thing to end that revenge.

In the course of the manga when Ai died, we only saw Miyako as their manager but we haven't seen enough of her as a parent of the twins. Chapter 155 gave us that. Miyako never stopped Ruby and Aqua on whatever business they are on but she's always there, ready to welcome them home and fill them in with food on the table. That after a hard long day, these twins will be welcomed by a mother's love. It's something Gorou did not experience because his mother died from his birth. It's something Sarina did not experience because her mother didn't care about her. It's something they could have had as Aqua and Ruby only if Ai didn't die that early. This revenge started as early as chapter 10. Interesting too that on the same chapter, Miyako offered the twins if they want to be her children for real.

Miyako: Your mother will only be Ai-san, I know. You don't have to think of me as a mother. But I do think of you as my children.

And if you're given this love, even the strongest feeling of pain and suffering that has been the root of the revenge can slowly be healed through time. Because when you forgive, you don't do it for the person who wronged you. You do it for yourself. With this, Ruby's dilemma in chapter 147 "to forgive or not to forgive", we finally know Ruby's choice. And now, we're off to see Ruby fulfilling her mother's unfinished dreams.

Nino

My initial reaction when I read chapter 132 was that I didn't see that coming but it totally makes sense. Makes sense that Nino and Kamiki know each other. Makes sense that Nino feels that way as a B-Komachi member. And now that I read chapter 155, it also makes sense why of all the filming in the movie, Aqua was seen observing that fight scene between Ai and Nino. It was probably at this point that he's getting suspicious of her. That his initial thought that "it was probably not a B-Komachi member" was wrong after all. Kana Arima's portrayal of Nino made perfect sense because that hate and jealousy is crucial to understand what happened to Ai. Even that haircut of Akane in 155, while others associate it with becoming her own self again, I think it was again to understand a character: Nino. Believe me, when I saw that haircut from the leak, I know it reminded me of someone but I can't just pull it off. Others say it's the same hairstyle as Kana, but Akane's haircut in chapter 155 is much shorter. When the chapter was officially released, I realized that what I really thought of upon seeing that haircut was Nino. And Aqua telling that to Akane, getting surprised when he first saw Akane with that haircut means he caught on that too. Remember that Akane, throughout the manga, has been presented as someone who immersed herself into people to understand them more. She did it to understand Kana. She did it to understand Ai. And now she's doing it again to understand Nino.

There are more questions in my mind for every chapter that answers my previous questions and I just cannot wait to be enlightened by the end of the manga. (Please Aka-sensei I beg you let's finish this soon 🥲)

[youre-ackermine]

Replying to @luvjiro but unfortunately I had to cut the lovely fanart manga panels because I couldn't find the original source to add credits [f*ck Pinterest🖕]. Too bad because I love this fanart so so much 😢

Hey Zen 💖💖

Of course I remember you Sweetie!!! How are you???

I love your art & your humor, so please keep being yourself 😘

Sorry to "love attack" you in my tags lmao I had no intention to make you cry 😢 But you deserve every word I wrote 💖

You're so enthusiastic!!! [I love that btw] Yes I'm a huge & shameless Levihan shipper but I tend to enjoy more Levi ships lately, mostly pairing him with Erwin or with Hange & Erwin at the same time, because he deserves all the love & attention in the world 🥹

I came across huge spoilers as I started to watch the anime so I already knew how it ended at S1 E4 & I read the manga because the damage was already done 😭😭 Nevertheless I couldn't resist & dove into shipping Levi with Hange, their dynamics are so enjoyable, their bond is so strong, both personalities are so interesting & reveal themselves best when they interact imo.

You're so right, Hange is a unique character, deep, endearing, lovable, well written, whose singularity lasts until the end of the story, someone true to their words, beliefs & heart, true to their inner self no matter what other may think of their acts or of them. I love them so much 💜💜

Of course I cried so so much reading chapter 132, a pain renewed when I watched it animated [I cried for 3 to 4 days, even at the office in front of my boss, ok I'm not insane I swear, I was devastated]

Fun fact : when I received your ask, I was looking at the same panels!!!! I knew these already but found them again on Pinterest & added them to my gallery the day before lmao!!! [There are more than those you sent, did you see them all??] This fanart manga is so so sweet, the way Levi takes off Hange's glasses as they sleep is so soft, yes yes yes I love this forest Levihan moment so much, the softness, the intimacy, everything is perfect there & the drawing style is beautiful 💚💜 It gets me sentimental too & it fills my heart with warmth & love for Levi & Hange even more than usual ❤️❤️ They really deserved better 😔

Thanks for dropping by & brightening my day Zen ❤️❤️❤️ Yes I can feel your heart [BMTH playing in the distance] & I hope you can feel mine 🫂

Sending lots of love 💖💖

[As I had to cut the fanart you sent, here's a lovely Levihan kiss drawn by my friend Ash @ashh-ketchup original post here. Enjoy 😀] [I miss you & I love you Ash ❤️❤️]

[dean23456]

Sue headcannons (or something close to that) Long read

this is my favorite papa louie character, so I must have headcannons. Ok let's start.

Also If you see any other existing headcannons of either Mary or Sue, I may believe in them. Some parts may be similar.

This part will mainly be like how she got here and love related stuff and during -----. So if you're not interested in that just keep scrolling down to not those parts.

. The reason why she and Cooper (I think) were trapped together is cause she was borrowing some cooking stuff. (This will appear again later) but she decided to try to save Penny but got captured agian.

.Before papas pizzeria she barley knew Mary. All she knew I that she lives in the apartments.

.She started working at fluffmart around a year before papa louie: when pizzas attack began.

. She met Mary during papas pizzeria, Mary bumped into Sue, Sue got a little mad but calmed down. When Mary pointed out that they kinda order the same they talked. They didn't officially become friends till like when sarge fan becomes unlocked in the game. (Either rank 30 or 45)

. When she got transported into munchmore (I think that's the name) she wasn't all that scared. She believes that some are overreacting to their danger. But if this were to ever happen again she's prepared. (I hope on the next pl: when ---- attack she's the main/playable character)

. Mitch did hit on Sue by giving her a taco filled with sour cream but then she was like "I think I like Mary, you see her coming here don't you" and he was shocked like hell (it didn't matter really cause he got disinterested after that) also during like the very end of Tacomia she realized like hey maybe I like Mary (not as a lot till freeziria tho).

. During like the middle of frezzeria she could not stop thinking about Mary, it would sometimes slow down her work completely to a halt. Her fellow workers were getting worried of her. But tne final thing before she decided to ask Mary out is when she thought of "other things" but then she was like "wait wtf, maybe I should ask her out, I think I REALLY like her".

. While going to calypso Island with Mary she personally asked Penny to make sure on a certain date when people don't go to the beach as much in exchange for free napoleon ice cream for a year card. Penny told her it's best for the end of the day. Sue was like saying thank you a lot even tho that's kinda obvious. Even Penny was like "Damm I thought Sue was the mean one, maybe not as much as it seems to be". Also Penny thanked Sue for attempting to save her.

. She and Mary were both happy asf when Sue asked Mary out. But then they were stuck on calypso Island for like under 7 or less months. (I kinda don't like the Canon that they're stuck for a year) Sue's heart was beating really fast when she was going to ask her to be her gf.

.don't worry she didn't get fired.

. during like the beginning of tacomia Sue met Mary's older brother James and their adopted father skip. Then Sue learned Mary's backstory (will be explained in a Mary headcannon post) this made them closer friends.

.so to explain. she started working at fluffmart at 18, met Mary around 19, and started dating at 20. Or 20, 21 and 22. This is why I'm not entirely sure of my headcannon age for her.

This is now just kinda like random stuff and maybe her backstory

. they're both the same age (around 23-26) but Sue is younger by like 3 months. (I don't see her being like 40 or something)

. Her birthday is March 23, (either 2000 or 1997)

. She is 5,7 and weighs 132 lbs.

. She was born in a smaller area of tastyville, her parents now live in tacodale tho.

. Im not entirely sure yet but i think she may have either 1 or 2 younger siblings.

.I don't see the either of them being parents (yet????????) I mean Mary or Sue.

.her friend group (or people she usually sees a lot and is fine with) consists of Mary (gf) Mindy, Vicky, Whiff, Quinn, Penny, Alberto, James, Skip, Allan, Akari, Roy, Joy, Chuck, Taylor, Leizel, Nye, Treble and Scooter. Remember is that she may just see them a lot and is fine with.

. She, Mary, the other Canon lgtbq characters, Chuck, Taylor and Scooter are in a group. It takes place every month.

. In high school she often beaten up the asshole popular kids who bullied people. I'm not sure if she used her fists or something else.

. She believed she was either straight or aroace. Guess she's not anymore. Also she didn't date anyone before Mary.

. She is very smart and very on plan. But when thinking of Mary gets clumsy and such.

. She's sarcastic sometimes. But will act passive aggressive at times.

. When people hear of Sue dating Mary, they think its abusive or something along those lines. But it's the complete opposite. They get along very well, genuinely love each other, all very positive. But she does feel like people shouldn't know about them dating. But they eventually learns about it anyways. People think that one of them will eventually propose.

. Her pokemon team would be kadabra, alcreamie, garchomp, nidoking, lopbunny and either between exploud, machoke

. She's a really good baker. This is why she keeps on getting put into papas next chefs. (I hope she wins the next one, or just wins or gets something good)

. Her backstory isn't that deep or anything, she was usually like the very angry kid that kinda calmed down, but still needs fixing. Other than that there's nothing else to say about her backstory.

.Very interesting thing is that Sue beat up some bullies who were coincidentally were bullying Mary. They both don't know about this encounter in high school.

. The mocharia movie plot was kinda wild for Sue, I'll just say that. (This is when more people learned about she and Mary dating tho)

. She's the type of person to hype someone up but disappoint them (never something serious tho)

. No one knows except for Mary but on each and every papa louie when ---- attack game cabinet in his restaurants she secretly has the highest score and goes by use. Somehow no one but Mary knows this (torhu was very close to beating one of the scores but died anyways however tohru does have a high score in the arcade).

. She's really good at games with guns, swords and combat.

. One time while playing stomp stomp institution she got so pissed (she was very close but messed up the end part) that she was stomping on one of the arrow pads that she broke it (she did apologize a lot and payed back) and the funny thing is that stomp stomp institution is a Dance dance revolution reference and I happen to like ddr.

. She calls people stupid over small things and sometimes doesn't feel bad for it.

. She and Mary didn't move in till like scooperia, there was some problems moving in, this is why she appears very late in the game (Rank 62). the problems were like where does this go and is this big enough and other stuff like that.

. She's a great singer. She has a sultry voice, it's very clear and doesn't stutter or mess up words a lot.

. Probably sounds like this or something close to that.

. Her favorite color is either red or pink.

. She's kinda strong and can lift heavy things. She can only hold Mary for like 5 seconds before either getting tired or failing.

. Her favorite foods are red velvet cake, pomegranate, strawberries, watermelon and mushrooms.

. Her least favorite foods are broccoli and sour candies.

. When angry, she will raise her voice, but when very angry she'll start swearing a lot.

. She had anger issues since like 5.

. She has great reflexes.

. She really likes Mary's Saint Patrick's costume.

. When someone mentioned that she and cynthia from pokemon look kinda similar she wasn't like stfu she was more like uhh ok. (They're right)

. In my head she looks really hot and (mostly) men and sometimes even women would ask her out but she always rejects.

.She is always careful around men she doesn't know/trust (she doesn't hate men or had a bad experience in the past but she knows that someone will hit on her or worse.)

. She may nearly had a bad experience when she rejected a guy but the next day while watching nowtime news (I think thats the name) there was a guy arrested on serious charges and she swore it looked exactly like him. This was during the ending of burgeria and while she and Mary were just friends.

. The reason she dressed up as Ghostface is that that was the only option and she wanted to be a devil (to match with Mary's angel costume) and this is when they are dating now.

. People have confused her and Maggie of being related (they're not)

. She doesn't have a favorite type of genre, she just likes whatever.

. This is more so Mindy but she was the first one to learn Sue was a lesbian. She was like "I called it". When Sue and Mary announced that they were dating. (she started to notice during the beginning of tacomia.

. The reason she works at fluffmart is cause she kinda doesn't know what to do yet.

. If Mary were to die, she would not date anyone ever agian but if it made her extremely depressed, she would kill herself.

. If the workers admitted that they respect her saud that they relate to her struggles for respect, she would be less mad.

. She didn't appear in pancakeria till like the very end is cause of being stuck on calypso Island and all the work she missed.

. Ngl this is Sue to Mary. Very affectionate towards her.

. She doesn't drink too much alcohol. When she is drunk tho she's just kinda chill.

. She's interested in mystery type shows and crime shows. Also game shows.

. She once showed Mary how fluffmart works. Then one of the new hires sat on a box. She yelled "GET OFF THE BOX!" "or else.........." then Mary told her to calm down and she said "the new hires are dumb as fuck, and I don't feel bad for saying that."

And that's kinda it for my headcannons for Sue. Sorry for this being so long and I will do Mary headcannon post. I may edit this if I think of more things.

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That's 80 more posts than 2021!

151 posts created (1%)

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#dc - 1,160 posts

#batfam - 683 posts

#just us - 204 posts

#csm - 180 posts

#sandman - 178 posts

#q - 143 posts

#batman - 132 posts

#timkon - 104 posts

#cute - 103 posts

#goncharov - 94 posts

Longest Tag: 118 characters

#burning the receipt so you can keep the kid you were handed for a weekend who is painfully cute and a cool little dude

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

who’s ready for

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68 notes - Posted December 6, 2022

#4

Hi! Any recs for timkon, or kon centric fics? It only tends to be in the background/implied in batfam centric fics that i read, but i keep seeing you post about timkon and 🥺🥰 I’m catching feelings about it

i’ll be real... im glad u asked bc i read So much timkon ♥ sorting by kudos for timkon is hard bc yeah... its so often background..... kon deserves better!!!!!! so here are some stories u should definitely read, by some lovely authors whose works i am absolutely normal about:

- everything by @batfam-chaos​ especially this one. kon is injured and tim panics my beloved... their stuff is *chefs kiss*

- everything by @lemontongues​ especially this one! slowburn in kansas.... their 2021 whumptober is very kon-centric as well!

- everything by @mindshelter​, this one in particular makes me CRAAAZY

- composed of us by @starlikeknight​ which so far is tim centric BUT itll be eventual timkon and its already amazing so you know the timkon will be too

here are some others i like, found in my bookmarks:

- Gonna Be A Better One (A Thousand Miles To Your Door) by Traincat

- Leap, Fall, Fly by malcyon

- A Night In by Musafir

- Three Little Words by timkons

- please don't live in fear by murmurare

- time flies by by Laroyena

- shenanigans’ timkon my beloved

sadly, i read less kon-centric fic simply cause i am so obsessed with tim my little guy, my poor little meow meow, but again there is good stuff out there. u may have to search excluding timkon on ao3. REGARDLESS,

this is everything i can find off the top of my head, really. trust me theres so much more out there i adore (like the pretending to be a gold digger wip, or the catfishing fic, or the hannah montana-style identity shenanigans fic, or this one astolat fic, or the one where dick picks up kon as a cop and tim on the phone asks if he’s cute, or any of the countless other stories out there) so definitely go and have a search!! yeehaw!!!!! hope that helps!

96 notes - Posted January 22, 2022

#3

omg omg i just BLEW through your dc fics (showstopping. incredible. magnificent) and AH TIM and was wondering do you have any Tim-centric fic recs? with that GOOD angst? no pressure or anything, thanks for all your hard work 💕💕💕💕💕

omg anon 😳😳😳😳 thank you im so glad to hear it <3

also FYCK YES IM HERE TO GIVE OUT ANGSTY TIM FICS. first and foremost u should probably jsut go thru my entire bookmark tag with tim drake but i will pick and choose the best for u here, i hopeu enjoy.

also fair warning all these may include, to some degree, violence, torture, child abuse, implied or referenced non con, etc, due to the fact these are very angsty and filled with hurt and comfort and lots of whump, so pls read the tags!

A Meditation on Railroading by eggmacguffin

this one is the best. i love it. @eggmacguffin blew it out of the PARK with this once ive reread it an absurd amount of times. tim's dad leaves him in atlanta so he makes his own way home, runs into jason, and shit happens. also, read ALL their other tim fic ok. u wont regret.

buried birds by envysparkler

have i told you to read everything by envysparkler? read everything by envysparkler. her shit is the BEST. buried birds is one of my faves, as tim is buried alive in a coffin and jason rescues him. luv it

Grilled Cheese by crumpetz

hooooooo 8k of pure tear inducing deliciousness. i reread this constantly for the catharsis. makes me cry everytime. cw for graphic injury

Echoes of You by SilverSkiesAtMidnight

wherein tim dies, is resurrected, and jason is the one to find him fresh out the grave. trauma times two electric boogaloo! check out their current wip and recent works as well!

best laid plans by Valkirin

ra's steals tim away at the same time as jason, freshly unearthed from his grave. Shit Happens. LOVE valkirin’s stuff

The Return by lurkinglurkerwholurks

essential reading. what happens after batman's brought back out of time. read all their other tim fic if u havent yet

It's Not That Funny by Ionaperidot

tim becomes joker junior! uh oh! tim's brain is scrambled by the joker and ra's and he and jason maybe become serial killers and highly codependant but they slowly heal and rejoin the family. so good. cw for graphc violence and so much more, check the tags

On the Way Home by ignesfatuis

little wolf shifter tim is kidnapped, then rescued, and stays with the waynes to heal while he cant shift back. chicken soup for the soul

Fussing Over Scars by maychorian

platonic soulmate au! i cried. check out all of maychorians stuff for more tim angst!!

Dangerous and Noble Things by destiny919    

tim is kidnapped by ra’s, and four years later the bats rescue him, and whaddaya know! he comes with a sister <3 love it. they have a bunch of other tim fic too!

more behind the cut!!

now theres a ghost in the back of this room by CosmoKid

tim helps an abused kid and comes to some Revelations of his own

whumptober 2021 by CosmoKid

just read all of it. chefs kiss. cosmokid has a lot of angsty tim fics and u should read them all

Bristol Kids by Anonymous

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109 notes - Posted January 30, 2022

#2

reminded seeing the collection of the batfam fic survey i voted in (which is fun and exciting, ill be checking some of those out later!!!!!) of some of the batshit collections people have requested my works be added to.

straight up some of you need to just use the bookmark function because it is beyond offensive to have your fic added to a collection titled “dumb bullshit to satiate my escapism”. like, really? obviously i rejected that one, and ive rejected a few others just because. that’s not what collections are for.

do people forget collections are public? do people forget that you see a list of collections a work is in directly under the tags? i’m honoured to accept my works into collections titled “fics i love”; “fics i’ll reread until the end of time”; “fics with good stephanie characterisation”—these are compliments, and things like “robin vs red hood” collect specific tropes and AUs together that ao3 may not have the tags for yet. they serve a function

i dunno, i think collection use has got a bit out of hand. im complaining on main because this keeps happening and at one extreme it’s offensive (dumb bullshit??) and at the other extreme there already exists a function for tracking it (“fics i have read”?)

respectfully, i think some people may benefit from bookmarks and bookmark tags. for one, you can tag nigh limitlessly, and search them on your bookmarks page using both the tags and the notes. also, most importantly, you can make them private. want to leave a note for yourself as to why you didn’t fully enjoy a fic? remind yourself of something that triggered you? want to simply keep track of a fic you didn’t enjoy as much as others? private bookmark, and the author never has to know.

this is a little bit of a rant but when i have rejected my works being added to collections multiple times it adds up, lol.

202 notes - Posted September 4, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

since i cannot find the masterpost i initially used to obtain all these extensions initially, here’s a list of privacy extensions i use in conjunction with firefox! i’ve included a link to each of them which is very easy if you use firefox. pls use firefox. brave is also good for privacy. there are others out there so do your research, and again, please for the love of god, switch from chrome if you can xx

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Bypass Paywalls Clean - bypasses paywalls. v helpful. this one isn’t verified by firefox however

Decentraleyes - this helps to prevent websites from tracking you and blocks requests

Don’t track me google - stops google from lengthening urls theycan track you with. godsend

DuckDuckGo Privacy Essentials - blocks tracking, enables https where possible, overall a good and helpful extension

Facebook Container - isolates facebook in its own container so its much harder for them to track you. always a bonus

HTTPS Everywhere - does what it says!

Privacy Badger - blocks trackers, similar to some of the others listed. can never have too many

Shinigami eyes - if you dont have this enabled wyd? marks trans friendly accounts as green and transphobic ones as red, or other colours based on your preference. makes blocking very quick and easy! not verified by firefox, but just as essential as the rest

uBlock Origin - basically an ad blocker, the best of the bunch; also prevents a lot of tracking and coin miners too

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if you have any privacy extensions you use or find useful, feel free to reblog with your own suggestions!

248 notes - Posted January 18, 2022

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I tagged 607 of my posts in 2022

#encanto - 161 posts

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#my ao3 stuff - 12 posts

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#5

Scullysexual's 25 Day Ficmas Advent Calendar Event!

Participant Limit: 25.

Fandom: X-Files only.

Premise: For 25 days in December (starting on the 1st and ending on the 25th) I will be dedicating a fic to each participant. The day will be random- you will just be tagged in the fic and sent a DM by me letting you know your fic has been posted.

Instructions: To sign up and show your interest- reblog this post. Sign ups will close 30/09/22 (30th September) so please sign up by then. You will then send me your prompts(s) via the my ask box- all prompts must be in by 10/11/22 (10th November) so I can start writing as soon as. Then you just wait until one of the 25 days in December to receive your fic. It's that easy!

Prompt Rules: You are free to send any many prompts as you wish however, please note, that not all of them may be written as this will all be based on the number of participants so if you are sending multiple prompts please list them by order of which prompt you want me to write the most.

Bit more info: There is a cap of 25 people who can sign up for obvious reasons. Failing to reach 25 participants, you may have to provide multiple prompts to fill all the days, however that's just more fic gifted to you! All that will be decided by the 01/11/22 (when sign ups close and I see how many people are interested)

A reminder: These prompts are of your choosing. There will be no list created by me that you are limited to. There are no rules to what prompts you can send nor where you find them- either by a pre-posted list or an original prompt created by you- doesn't matter. They do not have to be holiday or Christmas themed either. If I have any issues with the prompts you send me I will message you personally.

That's pretty much it! So, if you're interested reblog this post and I will add you onto the list. Send in your prompt(s) and then just sit patiently until December.

Any questions, don't hesitate to message me!

64 notes - Posted September 7, 2022

#4

Febwhump 2022: 28 Days of Fic

febwhump 22 | day 4 + 5 | smut prompts | wc; 359 | s7 | ao3 | @today-in-fic |

Today's Prompt: #9: Smut Prompts: "Is that my shirt?"

Today's Season: Season Seven.

Stop Stealing.

You’re laying stomach down on her bed, surrounded by her scent. Slices of her pizza shoved into your mouth- she said you could.

She’s off in the bathroom doing…something you’re not quite sure of but the door is open and you’re talking to her. Life is good right now.

You pick off the mushrooms, shovelling another slice into your mouth.

“…if he wasn’t such an ass I wouldn’t have gotten angry,” you say with your mouth full.

You’re talking about the sheriff who has been nothing but difficult during this entire case and who is one step away from kicking you off said case.

“You need to stop letting people wind you up,” says Scully. She emerges from the bathroom post shower, hair curling at the ends as it dries and skin smelling of lemons from the shower gel.

You liked many Scullies but Post Shower Scully was up there as one of your favourites; freckles on full display, skin soft and warm from the water.

Her appearance catches your attention. You frown at a familiar looking piece of grey fabric.

“It’s not my fault these people are dicks,” you grumble. “Is that my shirt?”

Scully stops dead in the middle of the room, a deer caught in headlights.

“It was in my suitcase,” she offers as explanation.

You grin, moving to sit upright. “It just happened to be in your suitcase, huh?” You weren’t buying it.

“Yes,” Scully answers. She offers up her own frown then. “Why are you eating all my pizza?”

“You said I could!”

“One slice, not the whole thing.”

You look down at the pizza and realise that you’ve eaten almost more than half.

Picking up the rest of the slice you shrug.

“Didn’t want it to go cold.”

Scully joins you on the bed, picking up your discarded mushrooms and dropping them onto the other remaining slices.

“Stop stealing my pizza,” she says, slapping your hand away as you reach for another.

“Stop stealing my shirts.”

You know she won’t, just as you won’t stop stealing her pizza, even if she does order mushrooms on it.

“Sharing is caring,” she says.

“I know.”

79 notes - Posted February 5, 2022

#3

Us: Chris, can we have MSR?

Chris: We have MSR at home.

MSR at home:

92 notes - Posted March 17, 2022

#2

Scully: *hears about Mulder*

Scully: Yeah, he sounds Spooky.

Scully: I would probably fuck him, though

129 notes - Posted September 4, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

They met today!

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