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cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally
#ok but like#they'd be so bad at it#they have so many tells#they would look you in the eye#lie to you#know that you know they're lying#and do it anyways
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鈥硷笍ATTENTION TUMBLR USERS鈥硷笍
馃摵 馃毃 Emergency Broadcast 馃毃 馃摵
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Mario kart seems like so much fun but then you go Go Karting for real and it is that fun. it is that fun.
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Why u callin me out like that 馃槶
you're sleepy huh. i bet you're sleepy. I bet you're so sleepy right now
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A group of teen boys smells so bad fr, they could put a skunk to shame
#rant#help my sanity#my nose hairs are burning#something died in here#cant stand it#hard 2 breathe in here
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A group of teen boys smells so bad fr, they could put a skunk to shame
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How much hairspray does it take to make a large explosion?
#i used so much if i open my mouth i can taste it#my house smells flammable#scared to light matches rn#might create an inferno#shitpost#what do i do
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Confirmed, fish is anti-consumerism. 馃帀馃帀馃帀鉁笍鉁笍鉁笍馃挄馃挄馃き馃き
I think groceries should cost less
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It would be so easy...to just reach over...AND PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE
#living in a nightmare#middle schoolers are straight from hell#save me#give me strength#idiots are testing my patients
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so....vampirism. by medical definition, an STD. we are agreed, yes?
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learning the earth's inner core is solid--that messed me up. but learning it is also squishy? that fixed me
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Live laugh lovin that migraine life
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be gay do crimes is queer live laugh love. i will not be answering questions
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