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#12 bees in a trenchcoat
i-lavabean · 8 months
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Legitimate question: if Elsie's clothes get Hulked when she transforms, how does she keep her necklace?
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spnangelbang · 1 year
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SPN Angel Bang: Posting Schedule Released
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Thank you to all of our writers and artists who has been working hard to bring together what’s going to be an AMAZING collection of new fic this summer! Below is our planned posting schedule. Keep your angel radio tuned in right here, because promo posts will start tomorrow for our first upcoming story.
Date: “Title” Author | Artist July 3: "Devotion" FriendofCarlotta | Bees July 4: "You Promised" anyrei and queerwerewolf | PetraAmia July 5: "What We Deserve" butterflyslinky | Klayr De Gall July 6: "An Act of Humanity" seidenapfel | xfancyfranart July 7: "Loki Spake" mukur0 | bakh_meliorism July 8: "doors unlocked and open" sidewinder | fluffsnake July 9: "Casifer's Deception" Kinetic-Passion | Keikakudom July 10: "Take me out" TheLadyKeira | Dimitri Evans July 11: "A Light Above Descending" Hedderstheowl | enigmaticNeurologist July 12: "Plan B" Akajed | golby-moon July 13: "The Law of Entanglement" AngelEyz4ever | anyrei July 14: "escaping the labyrinth" Kyra_Maximoff | Slurpy Natural July 15: "Time Enough For Counting" angelshotgun | kingdumbass July 16: "A Gift of Penance for Your Sins" Swirlycloud | Babyhorseshoecrabe July 17: "Apple Pie and the Apocalypse" LadyKnightSkye | sidewinder July 18: "circle, broken" autisticandroids | sketcheun July 19: "True Colours" angelofthequeers | comfycowboy July 20: "creation myth" howldean | angel July 21: "What Sacred Game" prettydizzeed | Hectatess July 22: "The angel with the scared face" Dimiti Evans | Atlas_Pie July 23: "Jack's Angels" MercurialKitty | sidewinder July 24: "Ethereal Feathers" Atlas_Pie | seidenapfel July 25: "The Garden’s Keeper" Gitten | Dimitri Evans July 26: "Birds of a Feather" CathiesCreations | sketcheun July 27: "A Cupid's Work" Redamber79 | LadyRandomBox July 28: "Earth Angel" Eyes_of_a_Tragedy, tfw_cas | rezal July 29: "Consumption" Angel | Emmatheslayer July 30: "Dialogues of the Undead" occasionally_always | spn-fanfic-reblog-writes July 31: "How to Break a Colt" myguardianangel-ina-trenchcoat | As-lost-as-sams-shoe August 1: "Wings" Lyconite | Atlas_Pie August 2: "Unraveling the Past" Avalon Silver | As-lost-as-sams-shoe August 3: "Angel Academy" Crematosis | DoggoJin August 4: "Instrumental" Restlesshush | ThePlaidFox August 5: "Heaven is a Place on Earth" ArthursKnight | bakh_meliorism
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Hey nerd, how do you feel about writing a highschool au for your Habits? I wanna see what kinds of clubs and cliques they would form. Also petty low stakes drama and bullying time!!!
A Skull Council High School AU - Cliques and Freaks
Features: Centralia, Fairmount, Loathesome, Stephbit, Northstar, Forgotten Warnings: None
Forgotten would absolutely be the loner kid who’s a secret badass. He’d usually keep to himself, but when push comes to shove, he can really hold his own. He’s the kid you could run to for a shoulder to lean on, or a friend to kick someone’s ass for you. Granted, he’s not much for conversation, but he’d sweet in his own way.
Loathesome would be the detention kid, no question about it. He’d be in the back of class cracking jokes and tossing paper balls, carving things into the desk, teaching other kids how to make rubberband guns, all kinds of shit. He’d be living in detention most of the time, but there’s a certain kind of appeal to it.
Centralia would be the quiet kid that you kinda avoid for your own safety. Typically, he’d be in detention alongside Loathesome, but rather than flinging paper balls, he’d be lighting trashcans on fire, writing up lists of people he hates, and, well, definitely being the kid wearing a trenchcoat in summer.
Stephbit would be the queen bee, or at least she’d think she is. Whether or not she really ends up as the most popular girl in school is irrelevant, she acts like she owns the place, and if challenged, will destroy kneecaps, no questions asked. Getting in good with her does mean getting the best table at lunch though, since the last guy who tried to sit there without permission went missing.
Fairmount would be a theater kid, no doubt about it. He’s got the flair, he’s got the skirts, he’s got the disgusting shapeshifting! Regardless, he’s a complete delight to watch and be around. Sure, he’s a little unstable… A lot unstable, but he’s sweet, and hey, he’ll do your makeup for you!
Northstar would be jocky, but secretly a huge nerd. I’m talking dungeons and dragons every saturday night. Be careful, if he even gets the slightest idea you might think dragons are neat, you’ll end up in his basement with 12 other people raiding the dungeons of Gragnok the Dark wizard.
Centralia and Loathesome tend to stick near each other, while Fairmount tends to bounce between bugging Stephbit, fawning over Northstar, and poking Forgotten to see if he responds to him.
All of them casually bully Evan.
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ao3feed-destiel-02 · 1 year
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Lemon Fields
Lemon Fields https://ift.tt/hYUaEco by Sarah_Strix Dean has spent seven years in Heaven. He has everything he ever wanted: a house, a marriage, a kid, a dog, his family, and his car. Life is easy. Life is perfect. Yet there's an aching hole in Dean's heart. He starts to understand why and what he must do, even if it destroys every relationship he has in the process. Words: 818, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Series: Part 2 of Dean's Wish Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: M/M Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Sam Winchester, Bobby Singer (Supernatural), Eileen Leahy, Jack Kline, Mary Winchester, John Winchester, Dean Winchester the Second - Character Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Eileen Leahy/Sam Winchester, John Winchester/Mary Winchester, Destiel Additional Tags: Angst, Arguing, Established Castiel/Dean Winchester, Domestic Castiel/Dean Winchester, Domestic Fluff, Sequel, sequel but also a prequel?!, Dean plays violin because I say so, Dean Winchester Has PTSD, Castiel's Tan Trenchcoat (Supernatural), Emotionally Hurt Dean Winchester, Emotionally Hurt Castiel (Supernatural), Funny Dean Winchester, Dean Winchester is Bad at Feelings, Dean Winchester is Bad at Self-Care, Dean Winchester is Bad at Apologies, Dean Winchester Thinks Castiel is Dead, Presumed Dead, Confusion, Misunderstandings, Castiel Loves Dean Winchester, Dean Winchester Loves Castiel, Gardens & Gardening, Castiel Likes Bees and Plants, Sam Winchester Ships Castiel/Dean Winchester, Protective Sam Winchester, Men of Letters Bunker (Supernatural), Sex in the Men of Letters Bunker (Supernatural), Alternate Universe - Time Travel, Explicit Sexual Content, Complicated Relationships, Romance, Angst and Romance, Family, Love, Canon-Typical Violence, Deviates From Canon, Supernatural Elements, Dean Winchester Has Mental Health Issues, Alcohol, Marriage, established marriage, Dean And Cas Have Nicknames For Each Other, I stole some ideas from Pintrest sorry not sorry, Fluff, ALL THE FLUFF, Memories, Flashbacks via AO3 works tagged 'Castiel/Dean Winchester' https://ift.tt/d2OxeUF June 16, 2023 at 12:35PM
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dean-mikaelson · 2 years
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How do I look?
Tags: established relationship, post-canon, dean winchester wears castiel’s trenchcoat
Words: 1.8k
Summary:  As a human, Cas seems to prefer soft sweaters and hoodies. And most often then not - whatever he finds in Dean’s closet. Not that Dean is complaining.
Dean is looking at the coat like it’s the most interesting thing he has ever seen, which right now, it is. He never really liked it. Cas was wearing that damn rug for 12 years, hiding that body underneath. So sue him. He likes when Cas is wearing less layers. Less the better actually.
Why did he even wear it for so long?
Read below or on ao3
Sodas in one hand, popcorn in the other, Dean is heading back to his room, where Cas is supposed to be picking a movie for their movie night.
It’s probably (definitely) going to be another documentary, because if Cas could have his way, they would watch every single documentary about bees and flowers and everything else (he already made Dean watch at least three about ants).
He’s been alive for a million years, he literally was there when half of it was created, but he’s so amazed by every living creature. Chuck might’ve been a big piece of shit and a crappy writer, but he really did bring some beautiful things into being (Cas’s words, which was real fun to hear. Not every day you have the opportunity to hear an angel swear.)
So movie nights. It’s usually how it goes, either Dean picks an old movie, and answers a hundred and one questions from Cas (it doesn't bother him, he actually likes talking while watching a movie, pointing out every cool detail he notices, things he likes about it the most), or Cas picks a documentary and Dean sleeps through a half of it.
He stops before room 11 and pushes the door with his shoulder. He steps in only to find the room empty, except for Miracle, who, seeing him, wags her tail happily from her spot at the end of the bed. Cas must have gone to the bathroom or to check up on Jack while waiting for Dean to come back from the kitchen.
It took him longer than it should, because Eileen was in the kitchen and they started talking about the new pirate show.
Dean’s laptop is on the bed, so he puts the sodas on the nightstand and lays down, placing popcorn in the middle of the bed.
He sees that Cas has already picked something, a documentary of course. Huh, it’s about the ocean, so maybe it won’t be so bad. Ocean is awesome. Extremly fucking terrifying. Humans don’t actually know a damn thing about it, maybe he can ask Cas if he knows what the hell Chuck put in there.
He starts scrolling through his phone, waiting for Cas to get back. It’s been a few minutes and Dean is getting bored. He puts down his phone and looks around the room, because just maybe something interesting will suddenly magically appear.
And that’s when he sees it. It’s actually been there for months, because it’s too cold for Cas to wear outside, now that he’s human, since they had to cut out his grace to get him back from the empty.
On a hanger next to the closet is the trenchcoat.
Dean doesn't even remember the last time he saw Cas wearing it. Thinking about it, it must have been the night they rescued him almost a year ago. He hung it there after taking a shower and it’s been there ever since.
As a human, Cas seems to prefer soft sweaters and hoodies. And most often then not - whatever he finds in Dean’s closet. Not that Dean is complaining.
Dean is looking at the coat like it’s the most interesting thing he has ever seen, which right now, it is. He never really liked it. Cas was wearing that damn rug for 12 years, hiding that body underneath. So sue him. He likes when Cas is wearing less layers. Less the better actually.
Why did he even wear it for so long? Every time it got destroyed or lost, Cas bought a new, practically identical one. Spending so many years on earth, you would have thought the guy would start wearing something different, but guess not.
It’s not the first time he’s thinking about it and he stands up and walks over to the hanger, on the way making sure the door to his room is closed (for absolutely no reason) and quickly takes the coat. Giddiness building inside him.
The material is soft, but he already knew that, after spending so many nights with it folded up under his head like a pillow or draped over him like a blanket, either when Cas was gone and he needed to feel him close, or when Cas gave it to him when they had to spend the night sleeping in the Impala when there weren’t any motels anywhere on the way home from a case.
The second thing he notices is that it doesn’t smell like Cas anymore, which also isn’t really surprising, but it makes him sad somehow.
Then he quickly slides it on, because he remembers that Cas might come back any minute now, and walks over to the mirror. Turning to see Miracle looking at him with big, happy eyes. Tail wagging faster and faster and he grins at her.
‘’How do I look?’’ She obviously doesn’t answer, but she sits and paws at him excitedly. ‘’I’m gonna take that as ‘good’, thank you.’’
In the mirror he sees that it looks bigger on him than it did on Cas. He may be taller, but Cas was always broader.
Then, a big, dumb smile spreads across his face as there is only one thing he has to do before Cas comes back (what is taking him so long anyway?)
‘’ Hello, Dean ,’’ he mimics, lowering his voice impossibly. An even bigger smile on his face.
‘’ I’m an Angel of the Lord ,’’ he tries another one, but his voice cracks a little at the end and it doesn’t sound right. He laughs through it anyway.
‘’Oh, I know!’’ he clears his throat, ‘’ I’m the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition,’’ and he can’t help but giggle (manly) at that one.
‘’Woof!’’
‘’You liked it?’’ Dean asks Miracle, chuckling.
‘’Yes, I did,’’ answers a deep, highly amused voice behind him.
Dean is pretty sure he gets a heart attack. He turns around fast, tripping over nothing but air or his own feet, almost face planting the floor.
He straightens, face red. ‘’I- it wa- I just- err, no. Nothing! Wha- what?’’ yeah, that was a very complex sentence. He’s definitely going to pat himself on the back for that one later.
‘’What are you doing?’’ Cas asks, leaning against the doorway. He starts looking a little nervous himself, ‘’were you making fun of me?’’
‘’What? No! Of course not! Why would you think that?’’ He remembers he’s still wearing the coat and he tries to take it off. 'Tries' is of course a key word here, because his hands started shaking from embarrassment and now he’s kind of stuck in it.
When he finally gets it off, he just throws it on the floor. It’s too close to him, so he kicks it a little to the left, acting like nothing ever happened. Then he  leans back against the closet and, again, tries to look casual. Maybe it would even work if his face wasn’t still burning red like a goddamn tomato.
Cas looks suspiciously like he’s trying very hard not to laugh and he fails the moment Dean glares at him for it. He pushes off the doorway and starts walking across the room in Dean’s direction. He eyes the trenchcoat, lying on the floor like crime evidence.
‘’So what were you doing?’’ He asks again when he’s in front of Dean. Amusement clear in his voice. The bastard.
‘’Nothing! I was just you know, handing out,’’ which sounds too much like a question. Cas just raises that one damn brow at him, and in Dean’s defense, it works on everyone, not only him. ‘’Don’t look at me like that! Come on, you wear my clothes all the time! That’s literally my t-shirt,’’ he gestures at Cas accusingly, counting it somehow is going to work.
‘’Dean.’’
‘’Cas,’’ he’s gonna pretend later it wasn’t a whine, ‘’I was bored. I just wanted to see what it was like,’’ he grunts, looking at his feat. Sheepish.
Cas huffs a little laugh at him (asshole), ‘’come here,’’ he says as he slips his fingers through Dean’s belt loops and pulls him closer. Dean grumbles, but who is he not to kiss Cas back.
After a moment he pulls away and hides his face in Cas’s neck, ‘’It’s cool, I guess’’ he mutters. ‘’Still don’t get why you were wearing it for so long, though.’’
‘’I never really thought about it. As an angel I didn’t feel the need to change clothes much. I didn’t feel discomfort and I could just ‘mojo’ it to be clean,’’ he shrugs and he sounds odd. ‘’It was easier.’’
‘’But it wasn’t just it, right?’’
‘’No. At first it was that, yes. But later it kind of became a part of me. Remember when I freed the leviathans?’’ Dean grunts in affirmation, kinda hard to forget. ‘’When you found me, I didn’t have any memories. I didn’t know who I was, and when I finally remembered, you gave me my coat back. You kept it for so long and when you handed it over you said that a part of you always believed that I would come back. It felt significant somehow, like I wouldn’t really back if I wasn’t wearing it.’’
‘’But you’re not wearing it now.’’
‘’I guess before, I needed something to remind me who I was. Something that I could look at myself in the mirror and recognise the person I’m looking at. But I was always hiding a big part of myself, which was loving you,’’ he smiles and caresses Dean’s cheek with his thumb, before letting his hand fall and intertwining their fingers together, ’’so I’m not wearing the coat now, because I'm not the same Cas anymore. Now I can finally be my real self and I can express myself better, by wearing different clothes for example,‘’ Cas says beaming.
‘’I like the real you. You’re happy.’’
‘’I am,’’ he answers with another big smile and pecks Dean on the lips and steps back. ‘’Come on,’’ as he tags Dean towards the bed. ‘’We were supposed to watch a movie.’’ Cas sits back against the headboard and beckons Dean to lay with him, which he does, laying down with his head on Cas’s thigh. Miracle shuffles to lay behind his legs.
‘’We can watch something else if you want to,’’ Cas offers, his finger hovering over the play button. ‘’I know you don’t like documentaries.’’
‘’No, it’s okay. I want to watch the ocean thing.’’ Cas presses play and puts the laptop down, so they can both see the screen. Dean gets the popcorn closer, ‘’I have to ask you something about it later by the way.’’
''What is it?''
‘’What the fuck was Chuck’s deal with a blobfish? Did he sneeze it out or something?’’
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stainedglasscas · 3 years
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Cas gets Instagram and it gets really famous bc ppl are endeared by this weird middle aged dude who wears the same outfit every day and posts pictures of honey captioned with bee emojis or little selfie of him and some other middle aged white dude in cowboy hats. People adore this sweet trenchcoat guy. But them someone's like "wait isn't he that Novak guy who went missing 12 years ago?" Which causes cas to promptly delete the account and this launches a plethora of conspiracy theories. There's a buzz feed unsolved ep about it
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moosekateer13 · 3 years
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I posted 962 times in 2021
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#5
Tightrope Masterlist
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For @supernatural-jackles tell me a story bingo
Square filled
Quote E:
7. "Why? Why would you risk everything for just one person?"
@winchesterandbeyondbingo square filled: hotel room
Pairing: Mobster! Sam x Mobster! Reader
Warnings Smut, Angst, Philophobia, Mob activities, Enemies to lovers, Drunken Marriage, Unplanned pregnancy, Kidnapping, Torture
Summary: One night in Vegas changes everything for Y/N.
During a drunken haze, she marries Sam.
Little did she know he's the second in command of her rival mafia.
One big rule in her family is that they don't believe in divorce.
Now she has to make a tough decision. Love or blood loyalty.
Inspired by Kelly Clarkson’s Tightrope
You're on the tightrope, I've got my reasons: How did we get so tangled?
You turn, I stay straight; I bend as you break We're so messed up, but I know.
That you and I will fall in time, eventually. Or maybe we'll both die trying.
Chapter 1: Chapter 2: Chapter 3: Chapter 4: Chapter 5:
Chapter 6: Chapter 7: Chapter 8: Chapter 9: Chapter 10:
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#4
Yeah Right Masterlist
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For  @negans-lucille-tblr  Bee’s 7Ks of the Week Writing Challenge
🎉 Congrats on reaching 7000 followers.
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Warnings: Smut, Angst, Size Kink, Fluff
Summary: Jared and Y/N life-long enemies.
They have been in competition with each other since grade school.
Always forced to hang out with each other the past 11 years because Jared's best friend Jensen married Y/N's best friend Danneel.
Today they've been dragged to a karaoke bar.
Mixing alcohol with hate is never a good combo.
Song Featured Evanescence’s Yeah, Right
Yeah, right That sounds nice Everything we ever wanted and more Someday we'll get paid More than it was worth to sell our souls Yeah, yeah, right
Part 1:    Part: 2
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#3
All You Had to Do Was Stay
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For @supernatural-jackles�� Tell Me Story Bingo
Squares:
Heartbreak +
Quote A: 
5. “You walked away. Not me.”
Warnings: Angst, Hint of smut, Hint of Fluff
Dean x reader
Summary: 
Y/N never liked to stay in one place long then she met Dean.
Dean has trust issues and despite everything, he’s been through he let her in.
Her itch to leaves Dean broken-hearted when she takes off in the middle of the night.
An invitation to his brother’s wedding leads to their lives colliding again.
Will it do more harm than good when they are forced to be in the same room again? 
Inspired by Taylor Swift’s All You Had to Do Was Stay
Hey, all you had to do was stay
Had me in the palm of your hand
Then why'd you have to go and lock me out when I let you in?
Why the hell did I agree to be Jess’ bridesmaid. This isn’t a good idea bringing me colliding right into Dean again.
Jess and I have been friends since college. The only person that’s stayed in my life.
My parents dropped me off at the hospital when I was a toddler and never came back.
I grew up in the foster system bouncing from house to house.
Maybe that’s why I always leave people when things get too real.
I still remember that night I left Dean in the middle of the night while he was sleeping:
I can’t stay growing feelings for someone isn’t an option they just.
He’ll leave me just like all the others.
I swiftly throw my stuff into a duffle and hightail it out of there.
I hesitantly unlock my Four Season hotel room door.
Why the hell is there two beds. A text I get from Jess answers my question:
Sorry, Y/N this is the only room left on this floor. I wanted everyone all on the same floor.
I hear someone come out of the bathroom.
There’s Dean in only a towel. It’s been 5 years since we last saw each-other 
I take a moment to stare at him in his shirtless form before he pulls me out of my thoughts.
“Y/N what the hell are you doing here this is my room! Dean said.
I can feel the anger radiating off him.
“ I can’t stay here with you I am going to stay at another hotel.” I replied.
“ Despite my issues, I let you in. Leave like you always do Y/N. You have no right to be mad at me by the way. You walked away. Not me.” said as he backed me into a wall.
Dean cages me with his arms not giving me a chance to run.
Dean places an angry kiss against my lips.
What the hell are you doing Dean this isn’t going to solve anything.
Not having sex in months my urges out weight the consequences yet again.
Dean removes one of his arms down for a brief moment to yank my clothes down.
In the end, we end up christening every surface of the hotel room including the bathroom.
Exhaustion consumes us. 
I am awoken by a knock the next day. I rub my eyes and slowly get up.
Dean left me a note.
This changes nothing for Y/N.
Of course, it wouldn’t why would it. I never excepted it to i
I go to open the door.
It’s Jess of course.
“Come, on Y/N you haven’t even showered yet The wedding is in 3 hrs. I’ve already got the little miss ready here.” Jess said.
“Mommy, hurry up I want to help Auntie Jess get ready too. Molly said.
Her bright green emerald eyes looking up at me.
She looks so pretty in the light blue flower girl dress.
When I left Dean I had no idea I was pregnant it was nearly two months before I realized something was off. By then it was too late to go back to him. I made a promise to her to never leave her as my parents did.
“Molly you look so pretty sweetie. Give me 20 mins and I’ll be dressed and showered. I replied.
I hastily shower and get dressed.
I comb my hair and pin it back which’ll have to do.
“You look pretty mommy lets go help Aunt Jess now." Molly said
She tugs my hand and leads me to Jess’s room.
Jess is already in her silk a-line gown.
“You look gorgeous Jess. Sam is going to be speechless. Let me help you with your make-up now.” I said.
After Jess’s make-up is done her mom finally comes with her red roses bouquet. Her dad arrives shortly after. I quickly go ahead of them down to the ballroom where the ceremony is being held.
Molly spreads the rose petals down the aisle. My breath hitches my throat when I see Dean.
He sure cleans up nicely. He looks amazing in that tux.
At first, I think he’s looking at me in my blue lace maid of honour dress then it hits me his eyes are glued on Molly.
Shit, I didn’t think about it when Jess asked her to be the flower girl.
Molly was so excited I couldn’t say no. 
I’ve always been careful not to run into Sam or Dean when I brought her over to Jess’s place.
Oh boy, this is going to be a long conversation at the reception.
It’s hard to pay attention to the events in front of me when Dean keeps glaring in my direction every so often during the ceremony .
Before I know it’s over and I get yanked aside by Dean.
“Really Y/N,  you ran off with my child how could you? Does she even know about me? Does Jess know she my daughter?Dean asked angrily.
“First of Jess has no clue Molly is yours. She looks so much me she never asked. Second of all, I found out two months after I left and knew there was no turning back. Third of all, She does I told her you’ve been away. Also told her if you could be with us you would be.
You can meet her if you want.” I replied 
Hopefully, this calms him down a bit.
Dean simply nods.
I motion for Molly to come over to me she quickly hops off of Jess’s lap.
The recognition in her eyes when she sees Dean.
She eagerly jumps into his arm he barely catches her in time.
“Daddy, I missed you are finally able to come home?” Molly asked.
“Sweetie that’s all up to you mom if she wants to move in with you guys or visa-versa.” Dean replied.
Molly turns to look at me and gives me the puppy dog eyes. Knowing full well I usually give in when she looks at me like that.
“Molly how about we do it on a trial basis and see how that goes.” I said.
Molly smiles in response.
I pray that this works out for her sake.
1 year later…
Things did work out for us and boy did they move fast within a year we got engaged.
Molly is so happy to have her parents together.
Dean comes into the kitchen and carries Molly in one arm. He kisses the top of my head while I am making the lasagna.
Dean taught me that people do stay.
These words echo in my head for how I felt when saw Dean for the first time in 5 years. From his perspective of course:
All you had to do was stay
All you had to do was stay
All you had to do was stay, stay, stay, stay, stay
Let me remind you
This was what you wanted
You ended it
You were all I wanted
But not like this
Not like this
I wouldn’t trade what I have now for the world everything is exactly how it should be.
45 notes • Posted 2021-03-16 13:16:15 GMT
#2
You Should've Known Me Masterlist
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For @supernatural-jackles's tell me a story bingo
Squared Filled: Free Space
Jared Padalecki x reader
Warnings: Lovers to Enemies, Mention of Break-up, Mention of Cheating, Miscommunication, Unprotected sex, Unplanned pregnancy, Enemies with Benefits, Angst, Fluff, Smut, Enemies to Lovers
Summary: Y/N and Jared broke up shortly before high school graduation. It was anything but amicable. Their last meeting was explosive. He thought it was all a game to her. Y/N thought he cheated.
Both in the media industry have managed not to cross paths.
Y/N has had a string of short terms of relationship since they last saw each other 2 decades ago. Jared has become what he once despised a player. Tired of their ways, Y/N's friend Cole and Jensen Jared's best friend set up dating profiles for them. Creating these profiles for them ends up more than they bargained for.
Inspired by Skillet's Believe:
You're all that I need. Just tell me that you still believe.
Chapter 1: Chapter 2: Chapter 3: Chapter 4:
Chapter 5: Chapter 6: Chapter 7: Chapter 8:
54 notes • Posted 2021-10-10 09:24:10 GMT
#1
This is Me Trying
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For @holylulusworld​ ‘s Lulu’s 12k 2021 resolutions challenge
New Year's Resolution: Take More Risks
Warnings: Mention of Break-up, Unrequited feelings, Unprotected Sex, Angst,  Hint of Fluff
Summary:
Jensen has a crush on Jared's former high school sweetheart since they met on Supernatural. Now they are both working on The Boys together. 
His new year’s resolution to take more risks but is expressing his feelings  for her  going to come at a cost?
Inspired by Taylor Swift’s This is Me Trying
I've been having a hard time adjusting I had the shiniest wheels, now they're rusting.
I didn't know if you'd care if I came back I have a lot of regrets about that.
Pulled the car off the road to the lookout Could've followed my fears all the way down.
And maybe I don't quite know what to say. But I'm here in your doorway.
Trattoria Taverniti
Toronto, Ontario 
Jensen's P.O.V
I look around to the quaint little restaurant in Toronto’s Little Italy. It’s one of Y/N’s favourite since we started filming here.  She's played my love interest on Supernatural and now The Boys.  I am nervously awaiting her arrival. I really need to tell her something.
Come on man up Ackles just tell her how you feel. I mentally chide myself.
I see Y/N coming up to our table. Even in jeans, she looks stunning.
That green blouse and her black jeans fit her like a glove.
I already pre-ordered our meals which should be out any minute.
She loves lasagna So that's what I order.
The waiter arrives just after she sits down.
"Okay spill Ackles what's up you call me here and order my favourite food. I can sense you are up to something. " Y/N said
I gingerly take her hand in mine. I take a deep breath.
"Y/N, I hope this doesn't ruin things for us.  The truth is I've had feelings for you since the moment we first met on Supernatural. I didn't say anything because you are Jared's ex. I just can't bite my  tongue any longer." I said.
My emerald eyes bore into her Y/E/C.
I nervously shake my leg awaiting her response.
She smiles at me.
"It's about damn time Ackles. If it puts your mind at ease I've had them for a while too. I was afraid to act on them because Jared's your best friend and all. There's so weird bro code about not dating your best friend's ex. I get it that and we'll deal with that together. Y/N said.
I get up and place a chaste kiss on her lips before we eat dinner.
1 year later…
Austin, Texas
Ackles’ household
Y/N’s P.O.V
I giggle as Jensen’s carries me over the threshold of our new home.
Jensen and I  just tied the knot today.
It’s good to have things finally in place.
Once Jared accepted our relationship everything felt right.
He’s moved on with Jen and they are expecting a daughter later this year.
She’s a lighting director on Walker. That’s how they met.
Jensen unceremoniously tosses me on the bed and eagerly pulls the zipper on my silk wedding dress. I pull at his tie and proceed to remove his clothes.
I flip Jensen over on his back. He smirks at me. He loves it when I take control sometimes.
At the same time, Jensen slams home me being slick makes it easy for him to do so.
“I love that you are finally mine. Mrs. Y/N Ackles has such a nice ring too. Jensen murmured against my lips.
1 hr later we are both utterly spent from the 5 orgasms we’ve had.
I wouldn’t be surprised if I ended up pregnant in our haste. We forgot to use protection. Not that I would mind one bit Jensen and I have always wanted kids. 
I just wanted you to know
That this is me trying
I just wanted you to know
That this is me trying
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Okay fuck it, I gotta give in, I gotta watch through Supernatural. AFAIK, it's all on Netflix; at least I saw it on there in passing. Going into this, is there anything I should be aware of? Are there any episodes I should skip, any seasons? Should I start from season 4? I know the basic plot and concept, and I know it's very monster-of-the-week. But aside from me highkey shipping Destiel already, that's all.
Well my first piece of advice would be
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but uh, let’s fucking ~GO~
If you’re actually jumping into this hellhole (why why why) don’t start at season 4. It’s tempting, but seasons 1-3 are some of the best shit in the whole show, also having context for Sam and Dean’s characters, and their relationship with the supernatural up to season 4 really highlights how fucking wild the introduction of angels is in the show. it’s basically a complete paradigm shift.
I would recommend you watch seasons 1-5 basically as is, though if you’re in a rush, season three is kinda skippable as long as you read a general synopsis. This is the original arc of the show and it shows. A friend of mine, @sammwinchestersdimples​ has said she’d have been fine if the show had ended there, and I can totally see her point. After season five things start to get... uhhhhh... not as good. THAT BEING SAID some really amazing seasons come later, and you’d get nowhere NEAR the Full Destiel Experience without them. What REALLY sucks is that all the seasons have good moments in them, so even if the seasons are generally bad, they’ll have episodes of GOLD. But fuck it, here’s a season-by-season breakdown.
Season 6 - This is the first... “eh” season. There’s a lot of character choices made in this one that I don’t like. The plot also doesn’t quite seem to know what to do with itself and it has no real main villain... or I guess it has a twist villain? This is also the season where they start chucking in the typical “no homos” you get when a show is queerbaiting, so they can point to the no homo bits and claim the queers are delusional.
Season 7 - The absolute WORST season, imo, is season 7, and it features Cas the least out of all the post season 4 seasons. You can tell the writers genuinely tried to write Cas off here. Not to mention the main plot is completely stupid. HOWEVER this is the season where we get golden things like Cas showing up to Dean’s prayer naked and covered in bees, and the episode where Charlie (best girl) is introduced and Dean subsequently has to flirt with a dude because she, a lesbian, cannot. (Wow so straight, Dean)
Episodes Not To Skip:
6x03 - A good Cas/plot episode (spot the famous destiel quote)
6x04 - A good all-round episode, also Jackles directed it so  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
6x09 - This is one of the Batshit Episodes. Definitely watch.
6x10 - On the one hand, Cas episode. On the other, no homo, megstiel episode. Your choice.
6x11 - Good episode.
6x15 - THE ULTIMATE META EPISODE. Sam and Dean are teleported into Jared Padelecki and Jensen Ackles’ lives on the set of Supernatural and it is so batshit.
6x17 - Jolly good episode, and nice destiel content.
6x18 - Time travel episode, which is always fun.
6x19 - “Baby in a trenchcoat.” ‘Nough said.
6x20 - The Man Who Would Be King is the destiel episode. It is infamous in the fandom, and for good reason. It’s not just a good destiel episode, but one of the best episodes in the series. With banging lines like “Freedom is a length of rope. God wants you to hang yourself with it.” and “For a brief moment, I was me again.”
6x21 & 6x22 - The last two episodes are kind of must-watches after TMWWBK, trust me.
Episodes Not To Skip:
7x01 & 7x02 - follows on from s6 final. You don’t wanna skip.
7x05 - Good general episode
7x06 - Again, good general episode. Sets ups plot for the season.
7x08 - Ugh. So the A plot for this episodes invoves Becky, the insane, stalker, fandom-insert character, roofie Sam into marrying her (and it’s heavily implied they have sex - and it’s treated as a joke despite being LITERAL RAPE). BUT this is the episode where Garth is introduced and Garth is fucking amazing. So. IDEK.
7x10 & 7x11 - Plot important.
7x12 - Time travel episode! See if you can catch the bi!dean moment ;)
7x17 - Cas is back! Or is he???
7x18 - GARTH EPISODE
7x20 - CHARLIE!!!! WATCH THIS EPISODE!!!!
7x21 - Cas episode. It’s... interesting.
7x22 - The tagline for this episode is “Sam and Dean seek out an Alpha” 😭. It’s a Cas episode.
7x23 - If Cas weren’t in this episode I’d say skip it.
Season 8 - A fantastic season. If The Man Who Would Be King is the destiel episode, season 8 is the destiel season. When you watch this, DM me so I can RANT about all the amazing destiel this season. It’s also, again, a great season in general I remember watching it as it was airing it was soooo good. You have the arrival of the Bunker, you have Kevin and Charlie being awesome, some nice sprinkles of batshit episodes, BEST BOY BENNY rocks up in all his glory. Fucking epic season. Only downside it Sam’s character takes a bit of a dive. I’d recommend you watch through all of this season.
Episodes To AVOID:
7x13 - I literally pretend this stupid fucking episode doesn’t exist. Basically Dean impregnates a woman with Super Pregnancy and she has a daughter who becomes an adult within hours and then dies. The end. Everyone hated it. Man fuck this episode. Of course it was written by Buckleming.
Season 9 - Sadly, after how amazing season 8 was, and how spectactularly season 9 was set up, this season is a disappointment. It’s an ok season. It’s not bad, it’s not good, it’s just a bit all over the place.
I was going to give you the normal episode list to not skip, but looking through, most episodes this season should be watched for one reason or another. Either they’re Cas heavy, they do some interesting character building, or they feature one of the awesome side characters like Charlie or Jody.
This season is probably the height of the war in the writers’ room about destiel. Some writers want to no homo the whole thing and back way off, while other writers want to lean into it hard. So in the same season where SPOILER Cas loses his virginity to a random reaper woman and Dean kicks Cas out of the bunker to fend for himself, you also have Cas’ fatal flaw used as propaganda against him by Metatron being that he’s "in love” with humanity Dean. /SPOILER Whatever you do DON’T SKIP THE FINAL FEW EPISODES. TRUST ME.
Season 10 - Haha oh dear. This season is likely the biggest for wasted potential. You saw the end of season 9, right? You go “HOLY SHIT YES LET’S DO THIS” and then they do... season 10. They really became experts at setting up an awesome season only to fuck it up in delivery, right? Again, not a bad season, per se.
Episodes To AVOID:
9x05 - In which Dean wants to fuck a dog. I am not joking. I wish I were. Basically a spell-gone-wrong makes Dean doglike. it’s weird. it’s batshit. Not the good kind.
Season 11 - Season 11 is a pretty good season! They tried to give Dean a female love interest but Jackles said  ✨No✨ and played Dean as brainwashed and uncomfortable the whole time and I love him for it. Of special note this season is the episode Baby (11x04), which is my favourite episode in the series! It’s funny, it’s heartwarming, it’s weirdly shot. I love it! We also get casifer this season which is awesome! Some episodes are skippable, but they’re generally good episodes.
Episodes NOT to Skip (ignore the 10 year special):
10x01 & 10x02 - Great episodes, Dean in this is *chefs kiss*.
10x04 - *sighs* Fan Fiction. A 200th episode that is simultaneously a love letter to fans and laughing in fans’ faces. I’ve never liked this episode for the second-hand embarressment of it all, but you should watch it and see if you like it.
10x06 - Pretty good episode.
10x07 - Jody AND Donna! Fantastic episode!
10x08 - Dadstiel rears his ugly head. I fucking love how Cas adopts two (2) kids over the course of the series and in both cases Dean eventually goes “ah fuck, I guess I gotta co-parent this thing”. Also we get some KILLER destiel this episode. hey go on a DATE and Cas tells Dean he’s a good person ^_^
10x09 - Good episode. Much destiel.
10x10 - Charlie episode!
10x11 - Teen!Dean! Need I say more?
OK so I just had a look, and you really just need to watch every episode from this point in the season on. Enjoy!
Season 12 - Another example of a TERRRIBLE season, is season 12. Season 12 is also one of the most destiel-heavy seasons in the show. You see the issue? Like, it’s got a stupid plot that makes no sense and has no fucking cohesion, but you also FINALLY have the writers going “fuck it” and all in on the destiel. After this point Dean never has another non-Cas love interest and vice versa, they stop giving us whiplash from baiting and no-homoing. IF the conspiracy theory is true, and the end of the show is shit because of executive meddling, this season is the one where the writers decided they were gonna push for destiel endgame.
I gotta tell you the truth, I skipped this season in my rewatch, so all of my memories are from years ago when it first came out. This seson was the last that I watched live (for a reason). Should you skip it? No. But I’m not well informed enough about this season that I can point out what episodes you should or should not watch.
Season 13 - Congratulations! You’ve reached the point where the show’s gotten consistently good again! (just in time for most of the audience to have already left lol). We start off with SPOILERS Dean mourning Cas like he’s lost the will to fucking live. I’m talking complete despondence, praying for Cas to come back, lashing out in anger at everything, one of the darkest points we’ve ever seen him at on the show, then pulling a 180 and being super happy the second Cas comes back. /SPOILERS They also introduce Jack, who is the SECOND child Cas decides to adopt and Dean ends up co-parenting (Sam too). In fact, Jack is explicity Sam, Cas, and Dean’s kid.
Season 14 - Another good one. My only issue is where they decided to take the plot at the end of the season. I’d recommend watching it all, regardless.
Season 15 - And so we’ve come to the end of the line. This season was... well it was actually pretty good. It started off with what we hellers lovingly refer to as the “divorce arc” where Cas and Dean have a big blow up, and Cas leaves, but that ends with Dean praying on his knees for forgiveness and a nice hug. Honestly this season you can cut the tension between the two of them like a knife, and you can tell Misha and Jensen were doing it deliberately.
I’d say watch up until 15x18, then you decide what to do with the last two episodes. If you want you can watch them to understand just why people put their conspiracy theory hats on, or you can send me another ask and I’ll rec you some post 15x18 finale fics! There’s one fic that’s a replacement for 15x20 written in script format that is particularly good.
Anyway that’s it. It’s kind of left me a little sad, to break down the show in this way. Especially coming up to season 15 nd remembering all the wasted potential. Honestly if you do decide to watch the show, good luck. I hope you enjoy it. I’m also glad you never had to be put through the bullshit false hope that came about after 15x18.
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tagged by @artaemis !! thanks mirabella<33
Five things you’d find in my bag
Burts Bees Lipbalm
A ball of yarn for some reason
Two bottles of hand sanitizer, lots of disinfecting wipes and a full package of masks. I am PREPARED
A brown scarf tied to the side
ok I’m going to be honest. thanks to this question I looked in my bag for the first time in a while and found a (sealed) snack that I got on my last plane ride back in November 🤢 anyways it is no longer in my bag but was a “Stroopwafel’ and it did not look appetizing at all
Five things you’d find in my room
right now, my cat tony (orange boy)
my new trenchcoat which I bought for obvious reasons
a pile of books by my bed (slowly working my way through Mary Oliver’s Devotions and a book by Leigh Bardugo that a friend lent me)
lots of chocolate
a letter from my friend Nicole & the deancas art she drew for me 🥺🥺 it is currently pinned to my bulletin board:
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Five of my favourite things
my friends <3
my little suncatcher prism that I recently moved to our kitchen! it throws little rainbows all over the place when it’s sunny and it’s an instant dose of happiness when I make my tea in the morning
my room & my bed... very comfy
baby jack fanart :) and baby jack in general!! the concept of baby jack has finally got me writing fic again with consistent motivation for the first time in years
homemade soup :)
Five of my habits
this is a communal habit in my household now - every evening me and two of my roommates gather in the living room around 7 or 8 pm and watch Supernatural together until roughly midnight. we have done this literally EVERY night since early January and are currently on season 12
tea every morning (usually some kind of black tea to start the day). I also always put away dishes and stuff while it’s brewing
a lot of low level habits like playing with my hair absently or picking at my skin lol
I’ve fallen out of this habit but i was living with my aunt for a while and spent a lot of time alone so I really developed a lot of self care habits!! Candles and soft music and snacks every evening before bed, face masks once a week, reading every day, etc!
um. I usually spent around an hour every day just listening to music and dancing around a little bit
Five things about my personality or traits that i like:
always down for little adventures and trying new things
I’m pretty independent and like doing things myself
I have a pretty big caretaker streak! I’m not the mom friend or anything around my friends when we are just hanging out and having fun, but it comes out much more strongly around my family, or when people I care about are sick or hurt
I remember small details about people I care about
I’m a decent writer when it comes to schoolwork and stuff
Five things I want for this year
to get through online school with good grades despite slipping motivation 😌
to write and read more!
to spend a little less time on my phone
if covid allows id like to go on little trips, hopefully spent some time at my family’s cottage or something
uhh. spend more time in the sun :)
Ok this was really really fun!! I’m tagging @atlascas @that-shipper @saoirseronanlynch @yearningstars @supernatural2005 and anyone else who wants to do this ❤️ no pressure at all, it’s a longer one and I’m not sure who’s already done it, but it’s fun to learn little things about everyone!!
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my gender is 12 bees doing their best to hold up a trenchcoat
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(MEDALION RAHIMI, NONBINARY) - Have you seen ANNABEL MAJIDI? ANNA is in HER/THEIR JUNIOR year. The LITERATURE + INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM MAJOR is 22 years old & is a SCORPIO. People say SHE/THEY are DILIGENT, ADROIT, CYNICAL and AUSTERE. Rumors say they’re a member of WINTHROP. I heard from the gossip blog that THEY ARE FAKING BEING A PSYCHIC. (JAMES. 21. EST. THEY/THEM.)
hllo this is anna i hvnt .. played her in a while <3 bt thts okay i think she is very fun 2 play bt like in the way tht she is <3 serious n mean a bit ... bt its okay .. LHKDSGFHLKSDHLKG im sorry this is long this is. an old intro i hvnt rly changed much >.>
CAR ACCIDENT, INJURY TW
aesthetic.
falling feathers darkened at the tips, tweed and pinstripes, red trenchcoats and plaid skirts, worn ballet shoes covered in dust, smudged eyeliner and unruly hair, boxing gloves, ornate canes and pain medication, bandaged hands, classical music floating throughout an empty ballroom, worn jackets and awkwardly cut t-shirts, spilled ink and stained hands, glasses skewed, sneers and jabs, constant fighting, smog in a city, spotlights and encores, piles of books and a long line, backless dresses and sitting alone at a bar, wariness.
basic.
full name: annabel odeda majidi
nickname(s): anna, annie (father only), anna-banana (father only)
b.o.d. - october 31st, 1997
label(s): the catalyst, the charlatan, the minefield, etc.
height: 5′6″
hometown: nyc, ny
sexuality: bisexual
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favorite song: you’re dead, norma tanega / now, your hope and compassion is gone / you’ve sold out your dream to the world / stay dead, stay dead, stay dead / you’re dead and outta this world
background.
born to two high schoolers who never married, firoj majidi and parvana banai. they were head over heels for each other - when firoj graduated he took up two jobs alongside community college to support their family, until parvana graduated and took on the arts.
growing up was tough - living in the city wasn’t cheap, parvana’s art rarely sold and the two often went without eating in order to provide for annabel. as a child she’d often wear hand-me-downs from extended family.
was taught to be a hard worker and it was reflected in her schoolwork - anna excelled in all her classes but especially english. her love for writing grew at a young age, and as a child she saved up enough money to buy herself proper journals.
the only thing that she grew more passionate towards than writing was ballet - she caught the image of girls flying through the air and landing on their toes in the window of a dance studio on a walk home from school one day and that was it - something clicked inside of her.
that same day she would spend hours prancing about their tiny apartment, trying to mimic what she’d seen. it was easy to spot the passion anna had for the dance - and within a few months they had saved up enough money for a month’s worth of lessons.
anna was ecstatic - her slippers were old and found in the back of a thrift store by an odd miracle, but she put her all into the lessons regardless. she was quick to pick up on each move, and by the end of the month it was clear that anna had a natural talent.
parvana picked up a job in order for them to keep affording the lessons, month after month - they weighed down on their pockets, but it kept anna happy.
flash forward a few years - life was good. money was still a struggle but they were tight knit.
or rather, anna thought they were tight knit.
firoj and parvana split up when anna was twelve - an event that rocked the young girl’s world, something that she couldn’t understand. they had kept up a front of love when anna was home from school or ballet - but behind doors, they had been growing apart.
anna viewed their separation as parvana running off with another man - an art collector who had a fascination with paravana’s paintings. she viewed this as the end of the world. she viewed this as the death of love.
when anna was twelve, she swore she would never fall in love - refused to believe in its existence. she couldn’t wrap her mind around the simple separation.
her father got a third job in order to keep up with payments, and anna pushed herself in both ballet and school - not being able to handle an empty apartment. she decided to get a job - to help ease her father, but was too young.
so anna decided to do what any average 12 year old would do. she started scamming people.
she’d sell store-bought lemonade as if it were homemade, stole ceramics from art class and sold them to neighbors. she found an old girl scouts uniform in the back of a goodwill and for the next month, she sold knock-off girl scout cookies from the dollar store - going door to door.
her personality had changed drastically - anna went from a sweet, optimistic girl with warm brown eyes and an infectious laugh to cold, calculated, and downright cruel. she knew what she wanted and how to get it.
she got an invitation to a prestigious private school, full scholarship, before she hit high school - originally wanted to reject it as the thought of being surrounded by new york’s richest teens was appalling, but their ballet program was a one-way ticket into the american ballet theatre. anna ultimately accepted the scholarship.
high school was immediately hell for her - pretentious rich kids who all shared a collective brain cell and her secondhand uniform being a prime target for them.
ballet got extremely competitive - anna was a threat to every dancer in their program, bullying and sabotage became standard - but anna retaliated when possible.
this all, however, suddenly stopped when anna picked up her latest scam: faking psychic. through a small network of ‘bees’ she’d pay to gather information (gossip, rumors, etc. etc.) she was able to accurately ~see~ into students’ past, present, and potentially future affairs. the money was very worth it.
from that point forward, people were intimidated by her.
when anna was 16 she was handpicked to join the american ballet theatre’s studio company, alongside 11 other lucky individuals. her dream from that point forward was to become the youngest principal ballerina for abt - and she was going to start by winning over the role of clara in their production of the nutcracker.
she was 17 when she was chosen, much to the dismay of the other girls. she had momentarily quit her ‘psychic’ business in order to dedicate the entirety of her time towards rehearsals & practice.
the final week before her first performance as clara, anna got into a car accident heading home after another tiresome rehearsal. knocked unconscious, anna woke up three days later with no recollection of the accident - and her leg freshly operated on.
it was a devastating event that should had killed her - maybe she would had been better off if it had - but instead, it had effectively destroyed any chances of her dancing professionally.
it took two months of extensive physical therapy for anna to walk again - now relying heavily on a cane.
with ptsd and depression weighing heavily on her shoulders, anna turned back to writing - mostly as a coping mechanism, but it soon became the fierce passion it once was when she was younger.
for the remainder of her high school life, anna dedicated the majority of her time towards recovery, her writing, and directing her school’s theatre productions. oh - and claiming that almost dying had given her the gift of mediumship. it wasn’t too far off from her psychic claims - her peers believed it well enough to either stay away, or pay her for a small amount of comfort.
decided to attend yates for their reputation despite her hatred for pretentious schools (very ironic because she herself is pretentious) & also. she had a scholarship <3 so. 
in the midst of writing her first book that’s based heavily on her experiences as a low income student at a private school but like. she’s side-eying all these societies and seeing a Big Money Grab if she were to. write abt them instead
still can’t dance any longer, but she works as a ballet assistant for one of the dance instructors & still tends to barge her way into theatre rehearsals to <3 give her unwarranted opinion
personality & facts.
she’s not the friendliest person. knows what she wants and how to get it, and will not hesitate to use people or push them out of her way in order to achieve her goals.
her cutthroat nature was the reason for her success in academics and dance - tends to intimidate the students in the ballet classes she helps out in.
horribly stubborn - if she’s got an idea of you already in her mind, then it’s hard to convince her otherwise.
still uses a cane - in fact, she can’t really walk without it - unless she wants to be in pain.
it’s sturdy, ornate, and pretty fucking solid. doubles as a weapon if need be - has definitely … hit people with it before, though she’s calmed down now that she’s a little older.
used to be very angry, very defensive as a teenager - is still the same, just … less intense. will not hesitate to speak her mind and let her opinions known - especially in the face of injustice.
doesn’t really have the best … relationship with authority, mainly because of where she was raised and her con-artist businesses. tends to be snarky and sarcastic to anybody in charge - or really, anybody in general.
pretty distrusting, pretty emotionless on the outside, doesn’t like to be seen as weak or somebody to be pitied. keeps herself closely guarded and doesn’t really let others ‘inside’ due to her own comfort levels.
she’ll sleep around but dating is out of the question, for the most part - she’s been on a few blind dates, a few casual get-togethers - but she’s always the one to break things off. is more of a careful hook-up kind of gal.
still does her psychic medium business !! sometimes she wonders if she’s a bad person because of it - but ultimately, it’s on her customers for believing in all that nonsense anyway. anna herself is a skeptic - doesn’t believe in anything unless she can see it and feel it.
is actually … a pretty sentimental person, doesn’t take anything she’s got for granted, and is hugely appreciative of her father. sends him money when she can. hasn’t spoken to her mother in years - pretty sure she’s got a step / half-sibling or two but she’s never met them.
a lone wolf and likes it that way, but she isn’t super opposed to friendship - even if she won’t necessarily call anybody a friend. appreciates others who are similar to her - got their head on right, and knows what they want in life.
has a pretty bad fear of driving - will uber if she needs to go anywhere - even then, being in cars makes her pretty anxious. still has ptsd-induced panic attacks, though she’s managed them pretty well.
doesn’t really do drugs! will smoke weed to ease the ache and her nerves, but otherwise she only takes what is prescribed for her. doesn’t drink anything hard, either. big fan of beer and wine. probably gets wine drunk home alone late at night … like … two times a week.
goes between being high strung and uncaring - she’s not especially moody ( rather, is just consistently angry for whatever reasons ) but she definitely tries to bottle everything up.
probably keeps pepper spray on her at all times, even though she’s got her cane. has cat ear brass knuckles on her keychain - took advantage of the archery club at her private school. she’s not paranoid, she just likes being prepared.
has a soft spot for children, animals, and soft women. kind of person who will put herself in the line of danger in order to protect others - even if she doesn’t necessarily know them too well.
also the kind of person who’ll set something on fire - or do something because you’ve told her not to. incredibly spiteful when wronged. will raise hell if need be.
morally ambiguous tbh.
wanted connections.
who do u think i am ;; either uh. people who have seen her around campus being a bit of a freak like <3 kick someone’s tire in a small fit of rage <3 or spend 20 minutes trying to coax a cat near her so she could pet it <3 or having a that’s so raven moment <3 or someone who tried to help her out with something and she was like. excuse me. what the fuck. get away from me freak loser. maybe threatened them.
slowburn but make it evil ;; uh. when i played her as older she hd a plot where she <3 ws engaged n then broke it off bcos her fiance cheated <3 so i wld like another. plot where she actually <3 tries to enjoy someone else’s company and presence and it just ends up hurting her n reaffirming her idea tht love is? fake n dumb n stupid. thank u.
ykno ... a little dash of spice ... ;; uh. yknow just hookups. hateships <3 or they never talk abt what happened <3 or an awkward drunk one night stand <3 maybe a pregnancy scare and shes like Ah. motherhood Scares me. because she <3 hates her own mother <3 LDSLKFHLGSHLK. it leaves their relationship rly weird the whole ordeal ... maybe even just a blind date <3 or someone she ghosted
read my future ;; customers very classic uh. just people who come to her for her psychic readings <3 and her uh. talking to the dead <3 but also alternately. skeptics ?? people suspicious of her ?? very epic. 
like actually Die? ;; enemies. she hates them so bad. maybe its one-sided. maybe theyre an annoyance. maybe she annoys them? very bad not very good. 
and we dance dance dance, dance dance dance <3 ;; this is just. fr ballet students. or, hold up, consider this: someone who recognizes her frm this. very tragic event where she cld no longer b a ballerina bc i think it ws. like not the Biggest deal bt if ur muse ran in private school circles ykno ??
pet the feral cat ;; these r the soft <3 normal connections <3 someone she’s soft for / protective of. friends that she doesn’t completely hate. 
i Do Not Know ;; i will. take anything. please. weed dealers, people she’s totally sus about for no reason. she steals and reads their mail. they have been rivals for years. they hv a special bond. they r strangers but they get stuck in an elevator. she’s tutoring them bt she wont let them take a break n she keeps making them recite fucking. shakespeare. anything is sexy and fun n cool
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i-lavabean · 9 months
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Countdown to the new episode and I'm terrified
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Hey there, so uh 👀 *Opens up trenchcoat to reveal a piece of paper with the numbers 1, 7, 10, 12, 15, 20 and 34 for the OC asks. As you look closer you see that it's for Kaiser x Klaus. The paper is handed to you as I disappear in the oncoming fog*
owo *takes paper and looks at it and grins* you sir have great taste as I hope you’re ready because this is gonna be a fun ride!
1: Who is the most affectionate?
Affection? Is constant fighting and calling each other rude things in a teasing manner considered affection? But seriously speaking Klaus attempts to be when behind closed doors (But very rarely) kinda sorta.
7: Nicknames? & if so how did they originate?
For him: Grumpy penguin (Probs overheard Lizzy call him this at some point and just enjoyed using this whenever Klaus is annoying her) Emperor, & Darlin (Surprisingly she can be a little old fashioned)
For her: Ice queen (His general go to nickname before they even started dating; usually used when they’re having an argument), Empress (self explanatory), Love
10: Who Initiates kisses?
Ya know, sometimes it’s Klaus and sometimes it’s Kaiser; it’s a fight for dominance 
12: Who kisses the hardest?
Again, it’s a fight for dominance. But 9 out of 10 times, it’s Kaiser.
15: Who leaves little notes in the other ones lunch?
Klaus, he puts one in whenever he knows she’s going off on a mission (that he isn’t going on) 
“I pray you stay safe during your travels and your mission goes successfully. Please be sure to take proper care of yourself and try not to bee too reckless. I look forward to your return and I will greet you with open arms. -Love, Klaus
20: Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines?
Klaus all the way tho maybe some of the ones Kaiser say may seem cheesy?? 
34: Who kills the spider?
Kaiser kills it, she doesn’t need someone to kill such a small creature; she is probably one of the most ruthless agents of the Ministry so a spider isn’t going to scare her in the slighest.
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niall2017 · 4 years
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🦋 1. Dean convincing you you’re a cuddler - dean winchester x reader @luci-in-trenchcoats
🎓 2. Quick, kiss me! - sam wilson x reader @buckysknifecollection
🦋 3. Unconventional - dean winchester x reader @luci-in-trenchcoats
🎓 4. How’s it going, bitch? (epilogue) - steve rogers x reader @thinkoutsidethebex
🦋 5. Being Tony Stark’s Daughter and Dating Peter Parker would include: - peter x reader, dad!tony stark x reader @starlight-parkers
🎓 6. Oh no, that’s bad (11/?) - bucky barnes x reader @andyl394
🦋 7. Gentle - bucky barnes x reader @invisibleanonymousmonsters
🎓 8. Lessons in Love - steve rogers x reader @all1e23
🦋 9. IN WHICH SHE’S JEALOUS OF HERSELF - bucky barnes x reader @pinkettepoet
🎓 10. the four times steve rogers almost kisses you and the first time he does - steve rogers x reader @pietrotheavenger
🦋 11. Lipstick 1940s Bucky - bucky barnes x reader @hardlyinteresting
🎓 12. Lipstick Stains - bucky barnes x reader @hardlyinteresting
🦋 13. Dear Uncle - steve rogers, reader, child @welldonebeca
🎓 14. As You Wish, Ma’am (20) - bucky barnes x reader @seasaurusrrex
🦋 15. Seeking Comfort - dean winchester x reader @sourw0lf
🎓 16. Royal Wounds - bucky barnes x reader @ballyhoobarnes
🦋 17. Royal Wounds pt. 2 - bucky barnes x reader @ballyhoobarnes
🎓 18. Be My Hero - peter parker x reader, father!wade wilson x reader @starksinner
🦋 19. No Fun - steve rogers x reader @invisibleanonymousmonsters
🎓 20. Pregnancy - barry allen x reader @babybeatus
🦋 21. Something More Than Friends - dean winchester x reader @thing-you-do-with-that-thing
🎓 22. Sniffles - wade wilson x reader @storiesofthefandomlovers
🦋 23. The Devil You Know (10) - bucky barnes x reader @seasaurusrrex
🎓 24. Dramatic - steve rogers x reader @kniveouts
🦋 25. Honey and the Bee p1 - bucky barnes x reader @chrevastan​
🎓 26. Honey and the Bee p2 - bucky barnes x reader
🦋 27. Honey and the Bee p3 - bucky barnes x reader
🎓 28. Honey and the Bee p4 - bucky barnes x reader
🦋 29. Honey and the Bee p5 - bucky barnes x reader
🎓 30. Honey and the Bee p6 - bucky barnes x reader
🦋 31. Honey and the Bee p7 - bucky barnes x reader
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MEDALION RAHIMI / CIS FEMALE. — annabel majidi is really making a name for themselves as a tier 2 shepherd. i think that she is studying english + investigative journalism in their junior year at lockwood, living in audax. originally from new york city, new york, anna is known to be diligent & adroit, but can also be cynical & austere. — james / 20 / est / she/they.
4/5 !!! so close !! anna doesn’t really have ... any changes to her, except for her connections to the victims section so :^)
TW POVERTY, CAR ACCIDENT, INJURY, DEATH MENTION, GRIEF MENTION
a e s t h e t i c s
falling feathers darkened at the tips, leather jackets and pinstripes, red trenchcoats and plaid skirts, worn ballet shoes covered in dust, smudged eyeliner and unruly hair, boxing gloves, ornate canes and pain medication, bandaged hands, classical music floating throughout an empty ballroom, bomber jackets and cropped tees, spilled ink and stained hands, glasses skewed, sneers and jabs, constant fighting, smog in a city, spotlights and encores, piles of books and a long line, backless dresses and sitting alone at a bar, wariness.
general info !!
full name: annabel odeda majidi
nickname(s): anna, annie (hates), anna banana (father, exclusively)
b.o.d. - october 31st. scorpio child.
label(s): the catalyst, the charlatan, the crepehanger, the minefield
height: 5′6″
hometown: nyc, ny
sexuality: bisexual
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born to two high schoolers who never married, firoj majidi and parvana banai. they were head over heels for each other - when firoj graduated he took up two jobs alongside community college to support their family, until parvana graduated and took on the arts.
growing up was tough - living in the city wasn’t cheap, parvana’s art rarely sold and the two often went without eating in order to provide for annabel. as a child she’d often wear hand-me-downs from extended family.
was taught to be a hard worker and it was reflected in her schoolwork - anna excelled in all her classes but especially english. her love for writing grew at a young age, and as a child she saved up enough money to buy herself proper journals.
the only thing that she grew more passionate towards than writing was ballet - she caught the image of girls flying through the air and landing on their toes in the window of a dance studio on a walk home from school one day and that was it - something clicked inside of her.
that same day she would spend hours prancing about their tiny apartment, trying to mimic what she’d seen. it was easy to spot the passion anna had for the dance - and within a few months they had saved up enough money for a month’s worth of lessons.
anna was ecstatic - her slippers were old and found in the back of a thrift store by an odd miracle, but she put her all into the lessons regardless. she was quick to pick up on each move, and by the end of the month it was clear that anna had a natural talent.
parvana picked up a job in order for them to keep affording the lessons, month after month - they weighed down on their pockets, but it kept anna happy.
flash forward a few years - life was good. money was still a struggle but they were tight knit.
or rather, anna thought they were tight knit.
firoj and parvana split up when anna was twelve - an event that rocked the young girl’s world, something that she couldn’t understand. they had kept up a front of love when anna was home from school or ballet - but behind doors, they had been growing apart.
anna viewed their separation as parvana running off with another man - an art collector who had a fascination with paravana’s paintings. she viewed this as the end of the world. she viewed this as the death of love.
when anna was twelve, she swore she would never fall in love - refused to believe in its existence. she couldn’t wrap her mind around the simple separation.
her father got a third job in order to keep up with payments, and anna pushed herself in both ballet and school - not being able to handle an empty apartment. she decided to get a job - to help ease her father, but was too young.
so anna decided to do what any average 12 year old would do. she started scamming people.
she’d sell store-bought lemonade as if it were homemade, stole ceramics from art class and sold them to neighbors. she found an old girl scouts uniform in the back of a goodwill and for the next month, she sold knock-off girl scout cookies from the dollar store - going door to door.
her personality had changed drastically - anna went from a sweet, optimistic girl with warm brown eyes and an infectious laugh to cold, calculated, and downright cruel. she knew what she wanted and how to get it.
she got an invitation to a prestigious private school, full scholarship, before she hit high school - originally wanted to reject it as the thought of being surrounded by new york’s richest teens was appalling, but their ballet program was a one-way ticket into the american ballet theatre. anna ultimately accepted the scholarship.
high school was immediately hell for her - pretentious rich kids who all shared a collective brain cell and her secondhand uniform being a prime target for them.
ballet got extremely competitive - anna was a threat to every dancer in their program, bullying and sabotage became standard - but anna retaliated when possible.
this all, however, suddenly stopped when anna picked up her latest scam: faking psychic. through a small network of ‘bees’ she’d pay to gather information (gossip, rumors, etc. etc.) she was able to accurately ~see~ into students’ past, present, and potentially future affairs. the money was very worth it.
from that point forward, people were intimidated by her.
when anna was 16 she was handpicked to join the american ballet theatre’s studio company, alongside 11 other lucky individuals. her dream from that point forward was to become the youngest principal ballerina for abt - and she was going to start by winning over the role of clara in their production of the nutcracker.
she was 17 when she was chosen, much to the dismay of the other girls. she had momentarily quit her ‘psychic’ business in order to dedicate the entirety of her time towards rehearsals & practice.
the final week before her first performance as clara, anna got into a car accident heading home after another tiresome rehearsal. knocked unconscious, anna woke up three days later with no recollection of the accident - and her leg freshly operated on.
it was a devastating event that should had killed her - maybe she would had been better off if it had - but instead, it had effectively destroyed any chances of her dancing professionally.
it took two months of extensive physical therapy for anna to walk again - now relying heavily on a cane.
with ptsd and depression weighing heavily on her shoulders, anna turned back to writing - mostly as a coping mechanism, but it soon became the fierce passion it once was when she was younger.
for the remainder of her high school life, anna dedicated the majority of her time towards recovery, her writing, and directing her school’s theatre productions. oh - and claiming that almost dying had given her the gift of mediumship. it wasn’t too far off from her psychic claims - her peers believed it well enough to either stay away, or pay her for a small amount of comfort.
decided to go to lockwood after graduation in order to stay somewhat close to her father - she’s here on a full scholarship for her dual-major in english & investigative journalim
is in midst of writing her first book, based heavily on her experiences as a scholarship student at a private school, YA fiction, essentially - mostly just to dip her toes in the water and to try and become an established author. if it goes well, it’ll become a series.
the watershed app captured her attention immediately, and she’s been slowly trying to work her way up the tiers of shepherds. finds it completely fascinating, and uses it to help with her psychic business.
still can’t dance any longer, but she works as a ballet assistant for one of the dance instructors.
personality !!
lives in audax, where things break A Lot. she’s usually seen threatening RAs and maintenance men until they fix whatever problems. :^)
that being said - she’s not the friendliest person. knows what she wants and how to get it, and will not hesitate to use people or push them out of her way in order to achieve her goals.
her cutthroat nature was the reason for her success in academics and dance - tends to intimidate the students in the ballet classes she helps out in.
horribly stubborn - if she’s got an idea of you already in her mind, then it’s hard to convince her otherwise.
still uses a cane - in fact, she can’t really walk without it - unless she wants to be in pain.
it’s sturdy, ornate, and pretty fucking solid. doubles as a weapon if need be - has definitely … hit people with it before, though she’s calmed down now that she’s a little older.
used to be very angry, very defensive as a teenager - is still the same, just … less intense. will not hesitate to speak her mind and let her opinions known - especially in the face of injustice.
doesn’t really have the best … relationship with authority, mainly because of where she was raised and her con-artist businesses. tends to be snarky and sarcastic to anybody in charge - or really, anybody in general.
pretty distrusting, pretty emotionless on the outside, doesn’t like to be seen as weak or somebody to be pitied. keeps herself closely guarded and doesn’t really let others ‘inside’ due to her own comfort levels.
she’ll sleep around but dating is out of the question, for the most part - she’s been on a few blind dates, a few casual get-togethers - but she’s always the one to break things off. is more of a careful hook-up kind of gal.
still does her psychic medium business !! sometimes she wonders if she’s a bad person because of it - but ultimately, it’s on her customers for believing in all that nonsense anyway. anna herself is a skeptic - doesn’t believe in anything unless she can see it and feel it.
is actually … a pretty sentimental person, doesn’t take anything she’s got for granted, and is hugely appreciative of her father. sends him money when she can. hasn’t spoken to her mother in years - pretty sure she’s got a step / half-sibling or two but she’s never met them.
a lone wolf and likes it that way, but she isn’t super opposed to friendship - even if she won’t necessarily call anybody a friend. appreciates others who are similar to her - got their head on right, and knows what they want in life.
has a pretty bad fear of driving - will uber if she needs to go anywhere - even then, being in cars makes her pretty anxious. still has ptsd-induced panic attacks, though she’s managed them pretty well.
doesn’t really do drugs! will smoke weed to ease the ache and her nerves, but otherwise she only takes what is prescribed for her. doesn’t drink anything hard, either. big fan of beer and wine. probably gets wine drunk home alone late at night … like … two times a week.
goes between being high strung and uncaring - she’s not especially moody ( rather, is just consistently angry for whatever reasons ) but she definitely tries to bottle everything up.
probably keeps pepper spray on her at all times, even though she’s got her cane. has a gun hidden in her dorm, cat ear brass knuckles on her keychain. she’s not paranoid, she just likes being prepared.
kind of wants to write a novel based off of watershed so! she takes a lot of notes - tends to be very observant.
has a soft spot for children, animals, and soft women. kind of person who will put herself in the line of danger in order to protect others - even if she doesn’t necessarily know them too well.
also the kind of person who’ll set something on fire - or do something because you’ve told her not to. incredibly spiteful when wronged. will raise hell if need be.
morally ambiguous tbh.
connections to the victims !!
tatiana samuels / mutually disliked each other and they’d avoid one another if possible. nobody is quite sure of why - some say it’s because tatiana was skeptical of anna’s psychic business, others say it’s because tatiana had gotten a bad fortune predicting her death.
george craig iii / once a friend of anna’s due to their similar personalities - their friendship was ended because of tatiana. once again - it isn’t quite known why, but it’s been hinted that tatiana had made george choose between her friendship & anna’s. tatiana had been the obvious choice, and that was that.
hana williams / a friend & a client, anna would regularly do tarot readings for hana. after tatiana, anna had tried to keep her readings positive.
christoph wainwright / enemies due to christoph pushing her buttons and generally just rubbing her the wrong way, her own suspicions leading to a natural defense against him, which he reflected.
wanted connections !!
maybe … a roommate?
acquaintances. people who’ve seen her around campus and are curious. people who’ve seen her like … kick someone’s tire in a small fit of rage or spend 20 minutes trying to coax a cat into coming near her so she could pet it.
someone from new york who recognizes her from whatever !! whether it’s from newspaper details of her incident, her legacy at her private school, her legacy as a ballerina before her incident, etc. etc.
has taken up boxing recently - so somebody whose helping her at the gym?
someone who tried to like. help her cross the road or something because they saw her with her cane and she yelled at them so now they’re in this weird spot.
dance students !! if somebody does ballet - she might be helping them.
someone she’s soft for for whatever reason :/
hookups !! of any sort !! the kind where you never talk outside of it, or a hate-fuck scenario … anything !!
customers who come to her for psychic readings and like. comfort in the form of talking to the dead.
people skeptical of her !! maybe trying to ruin her in some way.
other shepherds. someone higher up that she’s trying to manipulate in some way for her own benefits.
a drunk one night stand that neither wants to talk about.
a pregnancy scare with another, separate one night stand! it turned out to be nothing, but there was some. weirdness. between them afterwards.
a blind date or two dnfjgkmh
someone she ghosted :/
ok ok ok so … back when anna was an older muse, she was fresh out of a broken off engagement b/c her husband-to-be cheated on her … so i kinda want … smth similar to happen to her again ? y’know. make her fall in love. break her heart. ruin her again. it’d b fun ! angst is fun !
someone she’s like, protected from a creep at a bar or a club ! and now they feel indebted towards her and she’s just like uuuh no. stop.
annoyances !!
like … maybe a pal or two, or three. mainly just people she gets along with !!
on the other end - something where they just. despise each other for whatever reason. pure hatred.
hatred but make it sexy.
a dealer because even though she can get medical marijuana … it’s good to have a lil extra on ya :)
people She’s suspicious of for whatever reason - someone she caught doing something. suspicious. untrustworthy.
someone where their mail keeps getting mixed up.
uuh really im down for anything !!
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Things my aroace self might do if forced to try and flirt with people
1) “Why, boinga there, random person I’ve never met who is wearing a super cool t-shirt! I’d like to wish you a very merry unbirthday! Also, would you be interested in a complimentary high five?” *holds up hand and gives a super cheerful smile*
2) “So, heyy, uh, have you seen the movie Trolls?” *insert lengthy speech about all the reason they should watch it ASAP*
3) “SEE THE LINE WHERE THE SKY MEETS THE SEA? IT CAAALLS MEEEEE... AND NO ONE KNOOOOOWS HOW FAR IT GOOOOOES... take it away!” *sweeping gesture towards nearest person for them to continue singing*
4) “Hey, what do you have under there?” *waits for them to say “under where?”* “HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA, you said UNDERWEAR!”
5) *molds theraputty into a thick-ish flat-ish circle on my palm and makes a large, shallow-ish hole in the middle with a finger, then holds it out to somepony* “Want a cookie?”
6) “I can recite all of Trolls by heart! Ahem. Once upon a time, in a happy forest, in the happiest tree...” *proceeds to recite as much of the rest of the movie script as the other person will let me*
7) *taps person on shoulder, and holds up a little paper cut-out of a certain animated bee, attached to a popsicle stick, in front of my face* “Ya like jazz?”
8) “I can make really good fart noises!” *starts making fart noises and laughing at those fart noises*
9) “Pssst!” *taps person on shoulder, wearing a trenchcoat and sunglasses, then holds up sack of candy so only they can see inside* “Want some free candy?”
10) “Why is a raven like a writing desk?”
11) “Did you know cows have four stomachs?”
12) “Have you ever eaten a bowl of rice without utensils just by picking it up and digging your face into it?”
13) “HEY! THE EMOJI MOVIE WAS GREAT! FIGHT ME!”
14) “Do you wanna build a snowmaaan? Come on, let’s go and plaaay!” *continues singing song to them as long as possible*
15) “Why, boinga there, random person I’ve never met whose hair looks great today! Did you know today is...” *goes on to tell them about all the little-known random holidays that are that day*
16) “Heyyy, so, you look decent, are you going to the Area 51 raid this September 20th? You know they can’t stop all of us!”
17) *holds a water pistol to somepony’s face* “GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY.”
18) “Hey, fartface. Wanna go assassinate the president?”
19) *slaps a sign onto a person’s back that says “HUG ME, I’M A POTATO WIZARD” and runs away*
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