my martha knight au in a nutshell:
Danny/Martha: see up here?
Danny/Martha: *taps skull*
Danny/Martha: intense psychological damage
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Danny/Martha: *upon finding out she's pregnant*
Danny/Martha: oh my god i cant be a mom, I'm fifteen and homeless--
Danny/Martha: im going to be a terrible mother--
Danny/Martha: i live in a cAR--
Danny/Martha: what if the baby inherits my powers? Oh no--
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Danny/Martha post giving birth: i've only had Bruce for a minute and a half but if anything were to happen to him i won't even need to fuse with Vlad, I'm razing this goddamn planet to the ground myself
Danny, to Baby Bruce: you are the last remaining thread of my sanity. I'm going to give you the world :)
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Danny/Martha prior to getting pregnant: Fuck it, if everything in my life has led to this moment, i'm allowed to make one stupid decision. I'm getting drunk and getting laid
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Danny/Martha while Bruce was a toddler: i swear to fucking god i am going to kill the next person who talks to me--
Bruce: hi mommy!! i brought you something!!!
Danny/Martha, immediately flipping on a dime: hi baby!! what do you have?
Bruce, a weird child like his mother: a spider :)
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Danny/Martha, talking to Falcone after he made an unsavory comment at her and Bruce: If you ever come near me or my son again, I will dig up your shithead father's corpse and make you eat his skin.
Danny/Martha: do you understand me
Falcone:... crystal, ma'am
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Danny/Martha new in Gotham: *getting mugged*
Danny/Martha: *grabs man's arm*
Danny/Martha: I AM GOING TO BREAK YOU IN HALF LIKE A TWIG, FUCK BOY, DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH--
(she then proceeds to terrorize Gotham's night life for the next extended period of time, mostly unintentionally)
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Danny/Martha: Danny Fenton?? No. you must be mistaken, my name is Martha Knight.
Danny/Martha: this here is my littlest knight, Bruce.
Danny/Martha: I made him all by myself :]
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Technology destroyed this man's life (after Vicky)
I just was looking at the fop concept art, saw Dale, showed to my friend that likes him and said "You can feel the downgrade" and then I had a vision.
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if you're like me and you rotate through a few just pick whatever you're doing now / this season (chill season 2023)
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QUIZ TIME! find out which batshit insane black sails moment your core is defined by
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In side-B Narumi started out not wanting to have his effort known but fast forward into the the present time and he's seen hogging a camera drone, getting mad at newspapers, searching himself on twitter where his subordinate can see, and doing delinquent-style staring with Hoshina like he doesn't mind letting others know he wants attention anymore. Got me thinking about what happened in between. Like having Mina who is also recognized by Isao while doing everything he hates (letting others support her, valuing teamwork, taking responsibility) and even beat him in her specialized category...and such
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when ps4! peter parker kisses you, it’s springtime. even in the middle of dreary winter. he’s the inviting, refreshing warmth of spring in a person who looks at you like nothing else exists when he pulls away. and when he laughs—
oh, when he laughs. nothing else exists for you either, just him. just the way his eyes roam over your features. just the soft smile on his lips that make you wanna kiss him all over again.
“we really should go,” you say, laughing a little but making no move to actually leave his embrace.
“yeah,” he agrees, laughing too. “but we don’t have to be there for like… another fifteen minutes.”
his arms tighten around you, spurring you to squish his cheeks just a little.
“it’s a ten minute walk from here, pete.”
“so we have five more minutes.”
“…okay, fine.”
when you’re together, it’s as if he has all the time in the world for you. he’ll take every second and stretch it out into forever.
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