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imagine being this wrong and also hiding this article behind a paywall

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I don't understand why all these characters are surnamed Kong. It appears to reflect some kind of-- like not ALL the apes are named Kong, so it has to mean something, no??

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Microdosing on court intrigue by being really cagey about what I do in my spare time for no good reason

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tracked down my missing switch and its case. why did i have chicken bouillon cubes in there???

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Had a dream where I was sitting in a dark office and reality felt really altered and strange and there was just a fishtank illuminating the room and then this fuckin fish looked at me and grinned with human teeth and in this super deep voice said “you’ve been here awhile, better wake up before you forget how to” and I fuckin woke up in a cold sweat

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the man contains multitudes

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im doomed by the narrative but the narrative is a bunch of conscious choices i've made in the past

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Diversity win! Ancestral curse recognises non-biological parenthood!

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this is one of my fav tweets of all time and i think of it everytime i listen 2 the song

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I think the Evil Media Bias Against Platonic Relationships is one of those things tumblr loves to get worked up about despite, like. simply not being real.

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it's actually SO crazy that quark and odo have been playing homoerotic psychosexual cop and robber hornygames through THREE regime changes on deep space nine. when u takeover that space station in that corner of the galaxy the unpleasant and offputting gay couple STAYS on.

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Alex Hirsch you will always be a legend to me

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