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i never knew there were men in the room for this, “that was tough” oh man they were not prepared XD
#theres probably nothing more terrifying or crushing for straight men#than to listen to women debate attractive male characters#only 10 seconds of the women talking and i feel like i’m there#god i wish i could hear more#funny videos#behind the scenes#disney#tangled#animation#animated#animated movies#male character#flynn rider#eugene fitzherbert#attractive#animated characters#3d animation#character design
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I pulled up the sketchy online Old English version of Beowulf and yeah it has 3,182 lines. If you took 5 seconds per line you’d need four and a half hours to recite it (or specifically to recite the one version that got both written down and preserved for a thousand years) (only a little charred). But I mean 5 seconds per line is for chumps who don’t want to unlock the Beowulf speedrun.
Also ok for SCIENCE I timed myself and quickly reciting the first 5 lines took 16 seconds, let’s call that fifteen because I mispronounced meodosetla. At that pace (if you could keep it up consistently and I mean never cough never take a drink) you’d be looking at 2.65 hours, or 2 hours and 39 minutes (or 159 minutes). This is actually 20 minutes shorter than the theatrical run-time of Peter Jackson’s Two Towers (179 minutes).
Now, the original post was about reciting Beowulf in an hour, so 2 hours and 39 minutes is not gonna cut it, and is so far over time that even doubling your pace can’t save you. You’re gonna lose this speedrun and Æthelflæd’s new scop poet is going to laugh at you. However, there’s a cheat to exploit here. In the period when Old English (language of Beowulf) was spoken, people often just said there were 12 hours in a day and 12 hours in a night, no longer how long or short daylight actually was. This made the concept of a daylight hour stretch in summer, when daylight lasts way longer than 12 hours. There’s a good article on this I’ll find it if anyone wants it. I don’t actually expect anyone to have read this far.
ANYWAY, the longest day in Jarrow (furthest north Old English speaking town I could think of) in 2024 (sorry this data is not calibrated for the 10th century) was of course midsummer: June 20th, at 17 modern hours 22 modern minutes and 1 modern second. This means each early medieval hour that day actually lasted 1 hour and 26 minutes. Still not nearly enough lads, but this is when it becomes a skill game. Because I wasn’t going ALL that fast. We need to squeeze 159 minutes of Beowulf (aka basically Two Towers) into 86 minutes. If you could half my pace-per-five-lines from 15 seconds to 7.5 seconds, you’d be able to do it, one day of the year, in Jarrow. Iceland is cheating. Good luck.
#alas I don’t think it’s possible#10 seconds per five lines maybe#let’s pretend I did not spend 45 minutes on this
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Keep thinking about that one scene in secret life
#it was so silly i've had this visualised in my head for ages#actually sick of this comic now tho the colouring made me question tf I've been doing for 10 years#anyway#the sillies#not set on any of these designs btw and Scott isn't in his band outfit BC he isn't part of it yet in the series#which is the excuse I'm using bc I haven't solidified that design yet#tag time#secret life#life series#scott smajor#smajor1995#trafficblr#jimmy solidarity#goodtimeswithscar#this probably the second comic I've ever finished ever so#IM LEARNING OK#fandumb fanart#ALSO ALSO guess where I got the death messages the
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average friendship
#astonishing how many 'we're fucking' jokes can you fit into 10 seconds#house md#hilson#james wilson#greg house
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i am unreasonably proud and excited about this
#disability#chronic pain#mobility aid#i am officially running a thing to make my university accessible#i am so ready to fight people over it and I've recruited a bunch of people#we may or may not end up in our local news too#im done with this shit#literally on Friday had to walk around the building bc the elevator broke again and i couldn't do stairs#should take 30 seconds instead took like 10 minutes
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Been noticing some strange weather patterns on the hc server lately?
#hermitcraft#hermitcraft 10#hermitcraft clips#hc s10#grian#rendog#cubfan135#goodtimeswithscar#skizzleman#vintagebeef#ijevin#this is my second time trying to upload this video hopefully it goes through#but yeah all these clips are just from the last week it's driving me a little insane
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gotta say armand thinking he’s serving silly style in the glasses not realizing he’s about to be served divorce papers is sooooooo fucking funny
#HE ROLLS UP SOOOOO UNSERIOUS!!!!! NONE THE WISER!!!! MEANWHILE HIS EX HOMEWRECKER AND SOON TO BE EX HUSBAND HAVE UNIONIZED#GOOOODDDDD I LOVE HIM I LOVE THIS SHOW I HOPE HE DIES I HOPE HE LIVES FOREVER ETC#top 10 photos taken seconds before divorce ❤️#the vampire armand#louis de pointe du lac#daniel molloy#iwtv spoilers#iwtv s2#interview with the vampire#loumand#danlou#m watches iwtv
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“So do we have a deal or am I killing all 3 of you so I. Can eat. In peace?!”
Walker is the absolute king of micro-expressions.
This is how Percy reacts to Ares’ threat. Up to this point, he’d actually been giving the god some pushback (in typical Percy fashion). But the second Ares’ tone changed, the second that he gets angry, leaning forward, forceful and red-faced, Percy’s demeanor changes. His eyes widen, eyebrows draw together, his mouth falls open before he intentionally presses it closed, and he looks away.
He’s completely avoiding eye contact.
When he does look back at Ares, he has this slightly disdainful look in his face. The way that one side of his face is kind of scrunched up.
You wanna know what Percy still doesn’t do? He doesn’t hold eye contact. He looks at Ares, sure, but for less than a second at a time. When he finally says they’ll do it, he’s looking away and his eyes very quickly move to Ares’ face before looking away so quickly that it’s easily missed, almost like he’s trying to see how Ares reacts to his “surrender.”
And what does Ares do? He backs off. Sits back in his chair and smiles like he didn’t just coerce a kid. And while he’s talking, after that, we see Percy briefly again and he’s the only one of the 3 not looking at Ares.
The sudden fear in Percy’s eyes at Ares’ tone and inflection? Lowering his gaze? Giving in despite clearly not wanting to and the moment of processing after the interaction is over?
Just because we didn’t see Gabe being overtly abusive onscreen, doesn’t mean the abuse isn’t still there in subtle ways.
#this all happens in 10 seconds#literally#Walker Scobell is insanely talented#pjo fandom#pjo tv show#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson#pjo disney+#percy series#walker scobell#pjo#gabe ugliano#gabe pjo#grover pjo#annabeth pjo#pjo episode 5#ares pjo#rick riordan#riordanverse#percy jackson show#sally jackson#annabeth chase#grover underwood#pjo series#percabeth#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo ep 5#percy pjo#percy jackson spoilers#pjo spoilers
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~ After watching ~
#10 years guys 😔#alan becker#animator vs animation#animation vs minecraft#minecraft#minecraft movie#avm orange#ava orange#avm the second coming#ava the second coming#ava tsc#avm tsc#avm blue#ava blue#avm yellow#ava yellow#ava green#avm green#ava red#avm red#ava#avm
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Joe’s episode 8 mimicking Doc’s opening is actually killing me
Update: Doc saw.
#it took me a second to realize#but once I did I cracked up#i love it#joe hills#docm77#hermitcraft#hermitcraft season 10
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Cutest. Sundering. EVER.
#10/10 would sunder again#got the second EW artbook in the mail today and got a friend to help make this#this is the actual interaction between these two minions and I absolutely am here for it#final fantasy xiv#ffxiv#ff14#ff14 ffxiv#ffxiv gif#ff14 gif#hydaelyn#zodiark
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Listen to me.
#I'm eating today#Kanaya Maryam#Rose Lalonde#Homestuck Beyond Canon#HSBC#HS^2#Flashing Image#Flashing#Spoilers#HS^2 Spoilers#Upd8#I think perhaps Kanaya should bite Rose full force for like 5 to 10 seconds#It'd not fix them#But it couldn't make them worse 👀
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sleepy
#honkai star rail#my art#dan heng's immediate response is always “no” but then he caves in like 10 seconds later
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Spock breaking that vase barehanded turned them on and I won't change my mind
#the look on jim's face???#and bones just staring at it like “damn”#then kirk gets up and goes etremely close to spock and stare at his face for like 10 seconds#and bones calls him to get him back to reality#jim looks almost pained for not having sex with spock right now#while bones is like “I know but maybe later”#i hate them so much#star trek#spock#star trek tos#james kirk#s'chn t'gai spock#leonard bones mccoy#mcspirk#spones#spirk
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ignore izutsumi and pretend laios has actual cat ears because he looks so cute here
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Happier days
#jason todd#red hood#batfam#dc comics#need more love for my fav robin#“whaat” you say “it isnt DG?” he's a close 2nd but jason is my og fav and the reason i got super obsessed like 10-12 years ago sjkdbfbfsjd#super messy but this is only my second time animating something so ahhh#csp is awesome#punnifulart#video#animation
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