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first two are separate bc they crop weirdly but recently learned abt a filipino tradition n yknow. projection (ft jan)
#Doodleshift#Jack#Peter#Dee#Dave#Naomi#no tag 4 jannie. sorry jan. maybe when i put you in more dayshift related doodles#The last two doodles actually weren't related to the first two at first#but then i was like 'hm. this new year nyomi can grow a few inches taller'#naomi used to be 4'10/150 cm.. 1 inch/3 cm shorter than jan (4'11/147 cm)#now she's 5'5"/165 cm!#in comparison btw jack's like 5'3/160 cm#Jannie#[<- 3/18/24 she gets one now. Sorry I forgot girl.]
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mutual 1: i hope every man in the hardcore scene dies
mutual 2: they didn't kill john lennon soon enough. would not have been the case if i was around back then, I can tell you that much.
mutual 3: [gif set of George Harrison and Paul McCartney signing Beatles dissolution papers] George and Paul look so cute here <3 #my silly guys
mutual 4: guys it's so over we're never getting mcr5...gerard i'm lost at sea without you... actually i don't even care like it's whatever... (lying)
mutual 5: if there was a god i'd be able to get bruce springsteen pregnant #sometimes it's like someone took a knife baby edgy and dull and cut a six inch valley through the middle of my skull #personal
mutual 6: the production on taylor's music for the last few years....i need jack antonoff's head on my desk by noon
mutual 7: [image of Bob Dylan stoned out of his mind] he kinda ate here
mutual 8: you wouldn't even know real punk music if it fucking slammed into you like a semi you stupid cunt [KathleenHannaScreaming.jpg]
mutual 9: NEW SABRINA CARPENTER #GIRL
mutual 10: i wish my life was like Crash (1996) dir. David Cronenberg
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Sneaking Around - Stanford Pines Part 4 (Final Part)
Much anticipated final part. I hope this is vindictive enough.
I had to give it a happy ending (no pun intended). Thank you to super awesome friends who requested a part 4!
Tags: NSFW, hurt, emotional manipulation? Minors DNI!
Part 1 > Part 2 > Part 3 > Part 4
“I cheated on you.”
You words were simple, floating through the darkness of his room like smoke. You laid still even when you felt Ford shoot up in bed. You could feel him stare down at you, shifting quickly to flip on his bedside lamp.
“What did you just say?” He was hoping he’d heard you wrong. He was hoping you’d laugh and say ‘gotcha’ before curling up into his side, but your gaze remained fixed to the ceiling, arms folded across your abdomen. “[Y/N], what did you just say?”
You blinked. It was a simple gesture. “You really going to make me repeat myself?” You asked. His face stayed fixed. His chest was heaving as if you had just thrown ice water over him. “I cheated on you with some guy at a bar. That’s why I was out so late. I don’t even know his name, but he made me scream.”
“Oh my god,” his head fell into his hands. “I knew I- I was rough and selfish, but I didn’t think you would-“
He stiffened when he felt your hands run up the length of his bare back. You pressed your lips to the skin behind his right ear as you whispered, “Because I would never do that.” You hands left his skin as you stood on your knees, hands on your hips, “Do you have any idea how much you hurt me?”
“Whatever I did to you did not deserve that response!” He slipped his glasses back on to get a look at you. He didn’t want to believe it, but he couldn’t understand why you could throw such a lie in his face. “What the actual fuck is wrong with you? What fucked up little part of your brain thought that was funny?”
You scoffed. “I tried to apologize to you after, but you left. You ignored me! You were mad I wouldn’t let you hear me moan and scream? Was that it?” You stood from your bed. You needed space between you. You couldn’t trust yourself. “Did it ever occur to you that I just like giving you head? Is that too mouth to ask? Fuck me, I guess! All I wanted to do was love you. You’re the one who couldn’t wait to get inside me.”
“I feel close to you!” He shouted back.
He watched as you dropped your flannel pajama pants to reveal the deep purple bruises across your abdomen and hips that hands had left. You were covered in the bruises he left. You’re middle ached, “You wanted to make love to me? Yeah, that’s bullshit. You jacked off with my body. That’s what you did!”
That caught his attention. He stood from your bed and fell to his knees in front of you. Before he could touch the bruises he’d left, you stepped back. You could see the regret on his face. You could see he realized what he did. No wonder you’d disappeared.
“So, yes, I lied. I didn’t cheat on you. I would never, ever do that. I wanted you to feel how I felt when you left me there.” You readjusted your bottoms to cover your form again. Tears welled in your eyes, “You wouldn’t know this because you pumped me full of cum and left, but I was bleeding. You fucked me so hard I was bleeding, Stanford.” You took another step back as he inched closer. Your voice was quieter now. “I can’t hurt you, not physically, the way you hurt me. So, what else was I supposed to do?”
He shuffled to his feet. That anger, the betrayal, had suddenly dissipated when he’d realized what he’d done. He watched you carefully, still seething. No. You were livid. His mouth stayed closed. Pretty words and sweet kisses couldn’t fix this. Not this time. This wasn’t one of the few petty fights the two of you had where he knew he fucked up and jumped to apologize. His words wouldn’t help him here and that freaked him out.
“Get out of my room,” you ordered. You held open the door for him and watched, stones in your eyes, as he moved by you.
You both stared at one another for a long moment as he stood in the door way. Your expression didn’t change when he cupped on of your cheeks. You didn’t pull away when he pressed a soft kiss to your forehead. He knew you weren’t going to back down and he knew he wouldn’t deserve it if you did. So, he respected your wishes, mind already calculating how to fix this.
Around the kids, you both pretended everything was fine. You knew about Dipper and Mabel’s home life. Their parents were about to call it quits. Gravity Falls was their escape and you wouldn’t take that from them.
In front of Stan was a different story. You were giving Ford the cold shoulder. No part of you would ever tell Stan why. Despite how angry you were, how hurt you were, you didn’t want the whole house to turn against Ford. This was between the two of you and it was no one else’s business especially since it had stemmed from sex. No, you wouldn’t tell Stan.
It continued for a while. As you helped Mabel plan the twins’ fourteenth birthday, Stan and Ford planned their second expedition. They would leave in mid September and wouldn’t return until just before the kids came back in late May. Eight months. He’d be gone for eight months.
Like the last time, that had scared you a bit. You two had just started seeing each other back then. It was so new. You were afraid the time apart would drive a wedge between you. Now, you felt the same way, knowing all of this still hung over your head. You thought eight months of letting this fester would finally end it. Every time the thought plagued your mind, you thought of going to him. You thought of slithering in his bed, but you never did. You weren’t going to stroke his ego. Not this time.
You found Ford in the lab after the kids’ party. He was giving Dipper a watch that would project a hologram, allowing them to video chat wherever, whenever. You watched from the doorway as Ford showed him how to use it.
When Ford noticed you were there, his posture shifted. “Hey, Dip,” you smiled, “mind if I steal your Grunkle for a bit?”
“Yeah,” he hesitated. His eyes flickered up to Ford, “I’m going to go help Mabel pack.”
You stepped out of his way as he bolted up the stairs to show his sister his gift. Ford, however, seemed less excited. He blinked at you, never meeting your eyes until you chucked him under his chin. He’d done this to you a few times in the past in an attempt to cheer you up.
“I have everything ready for your trip with Stan.” Your tone was neutral, nonchalant.
He gave a soft nod as he watched you straighten the lab up a bit, “We’re moving the trip up. We’re leaving tomorrow after we kids leave.”
Your head whipped around to face him. You thought you had more time. You weren’t done being angry, but two months of not being touched by him was too long. You thought you had until mid September to work this out. You had less than twenty four hours.
“When I get home,” he continued, “we can talk. You obviously need more time, so I want to give that to you. I hurt you, deeply, and you deserve time to recover from that.”
You didn’t even try to blink the tears out of your eyes, “Whatever you want to do.”
You turned around so he wouldn’t see the tears fall. If he left before you two worked it out, you didn’t think there would be any fixing this. You still loved him. You just hated him for what he did. You wanted him to know that, to know there would never be another opportunity for that.
Suddenly, he kissed the top of your head. Your body froze, eyes meeting his as he stepped out from behind you. “I love you, [Y/N], and I’m sorry I hurt you. Whatever time you need, take it. I’ll be here when you forgive me if you ever do.”
You couldn’t stop yourself, arms thrown around his neck as you stood on your toes. You kissed him, body betraying mind. In a stumble, you were pressed to the wall. His hands were in your hair.
His touch was gentle, more soft than it had ever, ever been even compared to those lazy, early morning love making sessions you loved so much, hips gracefully rolling into yours as you gasped out Ford’s name.
“I want to fix this, us,” he peppered your neck with kisses as he spoke.
You didn’t push him away when his left hand traveled up your shirt. Fingers fanning out over your right breast. You sighed into his touch. It was heaven. The bliss on your face was evident.
“Let me fix this,” he whispered against the skin of your stomach after removing your shirt, falling to his knees in front of you.
Your bottoms were removed, naked in his lab and pressed against the wall. He placed your left leg over his shoulder to open you up to his. “Let me make this up to you.”
A gasp tumbled out of your parted lips when he kissed your inner thigh. His fingers parted your folds, slipping inside of you. Your head fell back as you said his name. It wasn’t a warning. It was a plea, begging him to keep going. When his fingers curled, your walls gripped around him. Two months. You were so needy. So wet for him already and it made you laugh. You were mad at him for always having this affect on you.
His mouth found your clit, worshiping it with kisses and fevered strokes of his tongue. “Stanford,” you gasped.
The thrusts of his fingers were slow. He was taking the moment and devouring it, devouring you. Your eyes found his, misted with tears like your own. It was slow and methodical. Loving. When you came, hips riding his face, he didn’t pull away.
His fingers never stopped as he brought you to the edge again, tossing you over it. Before long, you were shaking. The feeling of his mouth became too much and you had to push him away.
You fell to your knees and into his arms. His hard cock pressing into your stomach as he held you. When you reached for him, he grabbed your wrist. “No,” he smiled. He kissed you once, twice, three times. You could taste yourself on his tongue. “This isn’t about me.”
With your leg still on his shoulder, he laid you back onto the floor, but he never undressed himself. You could feel his clothes cock pressed firm to your middle as he kissed you. His kiss was deep as if he were worshipping you mouth. Oh, he loved your mouth. It was an anomaly all its own in the way it kissed him, talked back to him, and sucked him off. You were wonderful.
He pulled away to take a breath and he held you close. “I don’t ever,” he said between kisses, “want to lose you again. I thought- we-“
You silence him with a soft peck, “That happens again and you might.” He held your naked form close to him. “I do love you.”
“I’m sorry for hurting you,” you whispered in tandem.
He took your chin in his fingers as he held you. The weight of his body atop yours was magnificent, dulling everything that had been eating at you for the past couple months.
His kissed you again, “When I get home, we’ll start over. No more sneaking around. I want you for the rest of my life.” You didn’t respond. You weren’t ready to think about him leaving at all.
The next morning, after Dipper and Mabel were safely on their bus back to California, you stood next to the Stan O’ War II with your jacket tugged tight around you. You watched as Stan threw bags and suitcases up to Ford. Ford caught them effortlessly.
It was good to see them getting along. It was a welcome sight compared to last summer. Hugged Stan goodbye. You have Ford a wave as he stared dreamily down at you from the boat.
“Wait, you’re not coming with us?” Stan asked. He turned his attention back to Ford as he let you go, “I thought you told me you packed her bags.”
A moment of realization hit Ford, “Right, I forgot.” He reached down next to him, holding up three purple duffles, the ones you kept in the back of your closet from when you moved into the Mystery Shack. “If you want to come, [Y/N], I have everything you own.” He gave you a smirk, “If you don’t, well, I guess I can load everything back in the car.”
A smile spread over your face, “You want me to come with you?”
“Only if you want to,” he called down.
Stan’s snores that night were deafening inside the ship’s cabin. So, you and Ford had made arrangements elsewhere. Sitting on the ships bow, the wood beneath your skin splintering slightly, you moaned into Ford’s mouth.
He rocked into you roughly, he thrust deeper as the waves crashed against the hull. You clung to him as you met each thrust. Your nails deepened the scars on his back. “That’s my good girl,” Ford grunted as you came around him. Your head lulled back as he hit just the right spot. “Fuck-“ He had trouble catching his breath. He was so close. “I love you so much.”
Your hand covered his mouth. “If you don’t be-“ You couldn’t stop the moan that left you, “Ford- quiet, you’re going to wake up your brother.”
#gravity falls#gravity falls x reader#ford pines#stanford pines#ford pines x reader#stanford pines x reader#chillinglyadventurousfics#ford pines smut
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LoTF Character Appearance Chart:
I think there used to be one of these, but the person left Tumblr. My copy is the Penguin Great Books copy (teal cover), so it might be different from yours. Bear with me.
Ralph: Fair hair (p. 1), Grey shirt (p. 1), 12 years old and a few months (p. 4), wide and heavy shoulders like a boxer (p. 4), mild mouth and eyes (p. 4), biggest on the island (p 15), Ralph started with hair at half an inch (p 96), bites his nails to the quick (p 96), His mother is dead as he claims mummy was still with them (p 99)
Jack: Tall, thin and bony (p. 13), red hair beneath his choir cap (p 13), face crumpled and freckled and ugly without silliness (p 13), light blue eyes (p 13), biggest choir boy (p. 14), freckled (p 15), sandy long hair (p 39), sunburnt (p 39), tall (p 57)
Simon: skinny and vivd (p 16), straight black coarse hair (p 16), smaller than Ralph and Jack (p 17), small (p 46), darkish in color and tanned deeply (p 46)
Piggy: Wind-Breaker (p. 1), Shorter than Ralph and "Fat" (p. 1), Thick glasses (p. 1), Pale (p. 6), tans to golden brown (p 54), wispy hair as though baldness was his natural state (p 54), different accent than the others (p 54)
Roger: slight, furtive boy (p. 14), dark boy (p 15), doesn't darken by tanning (p 50), black hair down to his nape (p 50), swarthy skin (p 52)
Johnny: Six years old (p. 11), Sturdy and fair (p. 11), well-built with fair hair (p 50), china blue eyes (p 50)
Maurice: second largest choir boy (p 14), broad and grinning all the time (p 14)
Samneric: Bullet-headed with "hair like tow" (p. 12), not enough skin when they smile (p. 12), unsuspected intelligence (p 31), unable to do things apart (p 84)
Mulberry Boy: about six years old and a shrimp (p 27), mulberry colored birthmark on one side of his face (p 27)
Henry: Biggest littlun and distantly related to the mulberry boy (p 49)
Percival: Mouse-colored and not very attractive (p 50)
Phil: Self confident littlun (p 73)
Littluns: A dark little boy (p. 11), Uniforms colored grey, blue, fawn (p. 11), Hair in brown, fair, black, chestnut, sandy, mouse-colored (p. 12)
Extra Information: Simon Robert and Maurice are in a grey area between littlun and biggun (p. 49), Jack's original paint is one cheek and eye socket white red on the other half of his face and charcoal from right ear to left jaw (p 51), Maurice Simon Piggy and Ralph were not present for the first pig killed (p 56), Jack and Ralph both think Africa is a country (p 71), Bill slaps Johnny to get him to stop crying (p 88), Robert laughs at Simon when he bashes into a tree (p 91), Simon predicts his own death (p 98), they bit Simon as he died. They cannibalized him (p 136)
#this seemed useful to me and others#lord of the flies#lotf#.lucky.#lotf characters#lotf ralph#lotf jack#lotf roger#lotf appearances#lotf piggy#lotf simon#tw spoilers
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How tall are you compared to the TWST boys?
So, I was wondering how tall Ortho was and found out that he was 148cm, which is equal to 4 foot 10 inches tall. I AM 4 foot 8 inches TALL! Ortho Shroud is taller than me! The whole twst cast is taller than me. (ノд`;)
Malleus: 202cm (6 foot 8) tall boi.
I can't remember how many inches Malleus' horns add to his height
Jack is 192cm (6 foot 4) big boi.
Floyd is 191cm, and Jade is 190cm (6 foot 3) and (6 foor 2) an ich taller than Jade (*^-^)
Sebek is 188cm (6 foot 2)
Leona is 186cm (6 foot 3)
Vil is 183cm (6 foot 3) dont know with heels added.
Idia is 183cm (6 foot)
Trey is 181cm (5 foot 11)
Rook is 177cm (5 foot 10)
Azul is 176cm (5 foot 9)
Silver is 176cm (5 foot 9)
Cater is 176cm (5 foot 9)
Jamil is 175cm (5 foot 9)
So many 5 foot 9 boys (゜ロ゜)
Deuce is 173cm (5 foot 8)
Ace is 172cm (5 foot 8)
Ruggie is 171cm (5 foot 7)
Kalim is 168cm (5 foot 6)
Riddle is 160cm (5 foot 3)
Lilia is 158cm (5 foot 2)
Epel is 156cm (5 foot 1)
And last but not least
Ortho is 148cm (4 foot 10)
Where are you on the height list?
#twisted wonderland#twst#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst#twst wonderland#disney twist#im short#twst riddle#twst trey#twst cater#twst ace#twst deuce#twst Leona#twst ruggie#twst jack#twst azul#twst jade#twst floyd#twst kalim#twst Jamil#twst Vil#twst Rook#twst epel#twst idia#twst ortho#twst malleus#twst lilia#twst silver#twst sebek#thescout'scodex
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eyeless jack headcannons :O can be sfw or nsfw <3
thank you anon I NEED THIS MAN. i need all 4 of his legs in front of my face. -SEXYPAPINOQUE
SFW !!
ik this is probably one of the most popular headcanons but he’s warm. He’s THE heated blanket everyone needs during the middle of winter. He’s usually warmer in places people wouldn’t normally touch or go near. Like his armpits for instance but that’s ok cause he’s comfortable with you being THAT close to him and on top of that he’s not musty!! yay!
best head massages known to man. those longs nails of his make you foam at the mouth when he slides them through your hair, on your scalp and the back of your neck.
very clean. like VERY. he cannot stand having a cluttered space especially when it’s his work area we’re talking about. he doesn’t go batshit crazy tho if his room has like 2 socks on the floor 💀 just doesn’t like to be surrounded by complete filth. Even tho he can’t work well in small spaces given his physical appearance and amount of equipment— he reminds himself to clean as he goes.
responsible but only for himself and you ofc. His reasoning for this is because he’s grown, toby is grown and so is jeff plus the others so he shouldn’t have to tell a 23 yr old to clean up after himself or wipe the toilet after he pisses cause he didn’t aim in the toilet.
always pampers you and chooses you over anyone else. sometimes he end up favoring your priorities over his own and forgets to do important things for himself. You wouldn’t even have to tell him because he’ll snap back to reality once he realizes he hasn’t done a chore or task he told himself he’d do.
like the cool older brother or the older brothers cool friend who takes you to the store and buy things for your mom when she’s cooking dinner
speaking of cooking, he can’t make anything past a traditional american breakfast dish (eggs, bacon, toast, grits or rice) other than that he’ll warm up a corn dog or reheatable pancakes in the microwave
if he has tomatoes on his burger snd he knows u like tomatoes he’ll give them to you. He’d give you a whole jar of pickles and drink the pickle juice (vice versa if u love pickle juice as much as me)
he stands in front of the tv likes he’s made of glass💀
DRAGS you by your arm, shirt, or ear if he even slightly thinks ur gonna get into an argument with anyone, For the sake of you and himself because 1. doesn’t want u to fight anyone AND 2. don’t want you to get ur feelings hurt. yep
NSFW !!
rmbr when i said i need all 4 of his legs? 🤭 yeah he’s got 2 FATASS DANGLING COCKS.
ok let’s keep it realistic, he’s inexperienced but he’s not a vulnerable virgin, he knows what boojaina is, he knows what ur cervix is— he knows all of it and how much the female body can take.
his dick is wide so 1 inch of his demomic- hybrid 8inch cock takes up the full capacity of ur hole ifykwim.
it looks like he’s always had a boner but it’s just his thick and heavy cocks finally getting a good nights rest when you aren’t around.
Loves when you trace the veins on his cock and kiss his ugly circumcised scar on both his cocks. See i can get all into detail about the scar but y’all probably would get turned off. ANYWAYS
humps you. dry. all night, every night. Your smaller than him, even if someone says your big— to HIM your a delicate feather in his hand and he tosses you like a salad gently. He proceeds w caution when he gives you the nasties backshots
idc idcccc ur butt may not be big but when he gives u backshots it sounds like poseidons trident causing hell on sea.
horny dog?? nah horny bear. He literally locks you both up in his room or office and breeds you heavily like he’s trying to form a football team.
#creepypasta#creeepypasta headcanons#slenderman#creepypasta smut#eyeless jack smut#eyeless jack headcanon#eyeless jack#ej creepypasta#jack nyras
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A Demon’s Ache — Part 17
Eyeless Jack x Reader
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12 Part 13 Part 14 Part 15 Part 16
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As soon as he gets back, he ends up at your door
It’s instincts—it’s hormones and longing and obsession—like he’s just a mere puppet on the strings of your whims
His heart’s pounding in his chest as he waits there, in front of the familiar well-worn wood of your door, and for a minute, he almost wonders if you’re going to answer
His fingers drum against his thigh while his mind races back to the most recent list of events that happened between the both of you
You agreed to let Hoodie watch in order to help Jack out of the favor, rejected his kiss not too long after that, and then you sent him nudes, of all things, while he was away
Trying to sort through the complications of mixed messages and tangled feelings leads him to two plausible conclusions
One; you really aren’t interested in anything but sex with him, and every time he inadvertently pushes for more, it forces you to pull away
Two; you’re secretly just as madly in love with him as he is with you, but for some cosmic reasoning beyond his understanding, something’s stopping you from being with him
Despite how much he wishes the latter was true, he knows the former is the more likely scenario
It’s been that way since the very beginning, but he’s too much of a lovesick puppy to hold himself back from always trying for more
He needs better impulse control
Even now, as he waits for you to answer, he wonders if he’s pushing things yet again
He’s just here for sex, he reminds himself, he’s been away for a while and now he’s needy, and you probably are too, and even though it’d be better for him to wait for you to come to him, he’s just too fucking eager
And if you, for some reason, outright reject him yet again, he figures he can use the opportunity to sit down and establish better ground rules with you
He’s waited long enough to figure out what you want—you might as well just tell him at this point
When you open the door, he almost doesn’t know what to expect—he never does
But it’s like as soon as you see him, you just know
You let him in without a word, and as soon as the door clicks shut behind him, his mind goes blank
He forgets all about the two conclusions he reached, forgets about his worries about being pushy, forgets about wanting to establish an agreement—he forgets everything
All he can focus on is your lips busying themselves against his, your body in his hands and the scent of your lust and adrenaline filing the room
The whole thing is familiar
The taste of your tongue, the warmth of your skin, the way your breath stutters and your pulse jumps every time he squeezes you just a tad harder than he meant to—he’s lucky enough to have experienced it all before
But even despite the familiarity of it, it doesn't stop the pure rush of heat traveling to his groin
It's like it's just never enough
He's desperate for your touch, desperate for anything and everything you have to offer
The way your smaller body clings to his, the way your hands mimic his own eagerness—fuck, he's missed you
You release something like a quiet whimper against him and a growl tears through his chest before he can stop it
He yanks on the loops of your jeans, forcing you to grind against his hard-on, and when you whimper again, he almost rips your clothes off right then and there
You reach up to tug him closer into you, your fingers scratching at his scalp, pulling at the dark strands of his hair as if the few inches between you are too much to bear
It's like you want him pressing harder into you, like you're as insatiable for him as he is for you
In the heat of the moment, nothing else matters
The on-and-off signals, the ever-indecipherable code of mixed messages that he can never fully crack—right now, with your body held so tightly up against his own, he doesn't care about any of it
All he cares about is touching you, gripping and groping at your soft, malleable flesh to coax those perfect little sounds from your lips
More
He wants more
You weigh practically nothing as he picks you up, and it brings him a special kind of satisfaction when you yelp and wrap your legs around his hips for support
He's the only thing you can cling on to
He has all the power right now
Hands on your thighs, he bounces you up and down his form, using your own weight as leverage to rub you against his bulge
The friction is heady, already bordering on euphoric, and he hasn't even gotten you naked yet
When he snaps his hips up in tandem, the yelp you release grants him the perfect opportunity to force his tongue down your throat
Your taste is divine
He swears you were made for him, he swears your body was meant to be his
He loses track of his thoughts yet again, unable to focus or think about anything else except you
Your hands mimic his excitement and impatience as you pull and tug at him, trying to scratch lines into him like you're trying to mark him
It should be him trying to mark you
Amidst all the pulling and tugging, somewhere at the back of his mind, it registers that his mask slips off and falls to the floor with a heavy thunk, but he's too lost in your pleasure to care
Instead, he walks forward, secures you against him with a hand on your lower back, and then he lowers you to the bed, caging you between his body and the mattress beneath you
You're trapped, with nowhere to evade him
He could basically do anything he wants to you; you're completely at his mercy
At the mercy of a demon
Your clothes come off quickly and easily, his deft fingers impatient to get you bare already
And fuck, the sight of you naked is never something he could get used to
You're glowing; skin wonderfully soft, chest heaving up and down with panted breaths, your bruised lips parted with that perfectly desperate look in your eyes
He wants to ruin you
He's going to ruin you
He yanks his own shirt off his head, pops the buttons of his jeans open, then kicks his pants and boxers all the way off
He doesn't miss the way you greedily drink up the sight of him as you lay there, need clear in your eyes with the scent of your arousal filling the room
He teases a hand along his shaft, and his cock twitches in response
"Like what you're looking at, little morsel?~"
You whine his name at the taunt, and he nearly snarls as another fresh wave of your arousal perfumes the air
He wraps a hand around your ankle, yanks you toward him, then splits your legs apart to fit between them
You're a mess of slick
You're practically dripping
It's coating your inner thighs, glistening wet against your skin, and if he wasn't so impatient right now, he'd take the time to taste you
He'd eat you out all night long if he could
But right now, his dick's throbbing and you keep squirming and whimpering, and all he wants is to push himself balls-deep into your perfectly inviting little cunt
He presses the tip of his drooling cock to your entrance, gliding it up and down your perfect slit, and then he’s slowly thrusting all the way in
It’s almost too much
Your walls tighten around him, trying to swallow him in deeper, and when he shifts slightly, trying to get used to the way you're milking him, you gasp, reaching up to dig your nails into his skin, and he realizes he's already hit your most sensitive spot
He releases a low breath, trying to steady himself, trying to clear the haze of his instincts threatening to overtake him
You're a trembling, squirming wreck beneath him, and if he didn't know any better, he'd think you keep trying to grind him into your G-spot
He reaches up, resting one hand next to your head to support himself, and with his other hand, he grips the flesh of your thighs to force you still
He needs to adjust
He needs to adjust to how wet you are, how you keep clenching and pulsing around him or he's going to fucking lose it
But as if you just can't help it, it doesn't stop you from squirming, doesn't stop you from moaning his name like you're just begging for him to snap
An involuntary push of his hips forward, and you cry out, back arching as your hands fly up to rake down his back
Your thighs cinch around his waist, effectively trapping him inside you, and he honestly doesn't know how much longer he can hold back anymore
Slowly
He needs to do this slowly or he will lose it
In and out, in and out, he drags the length of his cock through your velvety walls
He can feel every inch of you, every perfect detail of your body molding and wrapping around him like it was made for him
He groans out your name, dick throbbing inside you, and the way you beg for more has him burying his face into the crook of your neck to muffle yet another groan
Your body's too perfect
You're too perfect
He's never hungered so deeply for someone like this before
He feels like a ravenous dog
He pulls out, inch by inch, your gummy walls tightening, and when he tries to say your name again, all that comes out is a demonic snarl
"J-Jack!~ Need more—n-need you to breed me~"
He snaps
It's like what you said and the way you said it triggers him beyond his own comprehension of himself
He loses control of his hips, loses control of what little shreds of humanity he has left, and he lets loose
The bed creaks, headboard slamming into the wall as your smaller form bounces with every impact
Your eyes screw shut, brows furrowing as a silent scream escapes you
Your hands dig into his skin, and if he was still human, you’d undoubtedly be drawing blood
But all it does to his thick skin is merely tickle
Still, the idea that you’re so much weaker than him only fuels him even more
He loses track of the pace he set, loses track of your obscene moans and cries as one word repeats itself over and over again in his lust-drunk mind
Breed
Some other inhuman sound escapes him, followed by the sound of something ripping, and he realizes he’s clawing at the sheets so hard they’re tearing
You’re shaking and writhing beneath him, your skin soft and wonderfully malleable for him to bruise
The sound of your cries overwhelms the sound of skin slapping against skin, and you clench around him, cunt gushing, soaking him with your arousal
He thinks you might’ve squirted—you’re fucking drenched—but his head’s too foggy, too lost in the sheer bliss of your body to really know for certain
All he’s sure of is that you came, or maybe you’re still cuming, because your whole body’s shaking and your legs are wrapped so tightly around him that he doesn’t know if you’re trying to pull him in or push him out
But even despite your obvious overstimulation, he can’t stop
He can’t stop pounding into you, can’t stop the rapid, ravenous pace he’s fucking into you
You’re his
Instincts purely in control, he pushes your legs up, forcing you into a mating press, and the shift in angle has him throbbing in your velvety walls
You babble out a slew of incoherent sentences, your voice all whiny and desperate between choked sobs and broken whimpers
He doesn’t grant you the luxury of squirming; with your legs pressed up against your chest and your pretty little cunt all exposed to him, you’re completely at his mercy
He’s reduced you to just a fleshlite
“Jack—J-Jack, fuck!”
When he hears you cry out his name like that, it’s all it takes for him to snap all the way forwards, his cock twitching and throbbing, and with a low, dangerous snarl, he cums deep inside of you
“F-fuck!~”
You whimper out one final cuss, your head rolling back and eyes falling shut, and god, it’s basically like you’re just presenting yourself to him
His lips find purchase around your neck, tasting you, reveling in the way your throat feels against his tongue
You’re so perfect
One sloppy thrust after another has him pumping his cum as deep inside of you as he can fit it; he doesn’t want an ounce to go to waste
And then he stays there, fully sheathed inside you, before finally unlatching his lips from your throat
He’s still hard
If it were up to him, he’d go another round
Hell, he’d go for the whole night, if he could
But he knows that dazed look in your eyes means he’s completely fucked you out
He forces himself to be content with what he had, and then he’s pulling out, resisting the urge to split you open on his cock one last time just to make sure his cum really stays inside you
You snap your legs shut as soon as he pulls away, faint post-orgasm tremors still coursing through you in the aftermath of it all
He settles next to you, wrapping his arms around to pull you in, and you immediately nuzzle into him in response
It doesn’t take long for your breathing to slow, your poor little body utterly spent, and although he wants to stay awake so that he can watch over you, he finds himself dozing off without realizing it
Sunlight filters through the room the next morning
Jack blinks once, then twice, groggily pushing the fog of sleep from his mind
You’re as warm and soft as ever in his hold
You look so angelic—he swears you must be part angel
He reaches out, fingertips gently tracing over your delicate features
For a split second, he considers just biting the bullet and telling you that he loves you right then and there
You’re sleeping, so it’s not like you’d hear him or anything, and even if you did, you’d probably just dismiss it as a dream or something
He takes in a shaky breath, carefully absorbing every detail of your skin
And he’s about to say it, he really is, when suddenly, you shift slightly in your sleep, and that’s when he notices it
His heart drops
A knot curls in his stomach, stiff and heavy like a boulder, and cold hard dread fills his veins
No—no, there’s no way
There’s no way he did that
He holds his breath as he gently coaxes your head to the side to get a better view
Surely enough, it’s as clear as day
A dark bruise colors your neck, surrounded by the indents of his teeth like a flowery crown around it
He feels like he just might be sick
Repulsion lumps at the back of his throat
He doesn’t want to believe it, but the evidence is as clear as day before him
He marked you
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A New Years Kiss
Pairing: Spencer Reid x gn!reader
Summary: You and Spencer share a New Years kiss at Rossi's house to celebrate
Warnings: kissing, fluff fluff fluff
A/N: just a little Drabble I wrote at like 2 am on new years <3 hope you enjoy!!
“You know this is our one year anniversary-” Spencer said with a chuckle, pulling you in by the waist. You chuckled and looked up at him, because Although you were tall- you weren't Spencer Reid tall.
“It is this time last year I kissed you for the first time- you're a very gentle kisser you know”. Your tone had a joking tone to it, but was still just as loving and caring as you always were when talking to your beloved Spencer.
The pair were so wrapped up in the world moment together they either didn't hear or chose to ignore the sound of Derek whistling at the intimate moment between the two members of the BAU team.
Penelope jogged, well more like shuffled over in her 5 inch heels, towards the couple and handed them each a flute of champagne.
There were 5 minutes left till the ball dropped on the tv in the center of the living room of David rossi's house.
He had pulled out all the stops for the BAU and their friends and family- all were invited. Haley and Jack, JJ and Will, Emily, Derek and Penelope showed up together, and of course you Spencer. The BAU’s Cutest Couple™.
You pulled Spencer in by the waist , and he leaned his head on your shoulder, the warmth of your neck drew Spencer in, not letting him leave. You just smiled, loving Spencer's docile nature and loving mannerisms. Before you could even realize what was happening a very Emily Penelope Garcia flashed a camera in front of you and Spencer's face, capturing the adorable moment.
“You guys are so cute! Ugh- I wish I had that!” Penelope spoke with a pout, jealous of you and Spencer's cute couple-ly-ness. Penelope's comment elicited a laugh from both you and Spencer.
The trio was drawn from their conversation by Morgan yelling at them to pay attention, it was New Year's Eve after all. “Kids! Come on we got thirty seconds- their showing the ball drop!” Derek motioned for the trio to come over to the couch while he spoke, urgence in his voice. Penelope decided to sit next to Morgan, and he placed his arm around her neck and she leaned into his shoulder- in classic Garcia and Morgan fashion.
You however opted to stand in front of your boyfriend, his arms wrapped gently around your waist, holding you tightly against his chest. Spencer was practically a full head taller than you, and because of that he was able to rest his chin on your scalp.
The group began to Count down together, almost chanting. “5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Years!” Everyone cried out in unison. After the chanting finished, everyone cheered and clinked their glasses of champagne together and took small sips. You Spencer however? You were doing something else entirely.
As soon as the countdown ended you turned around in Spencer's arms and grabbed his face. You held his cheeks and pressed your lips to his, they were chapped- Spencer lips were always chapped in the winter, and in the summer. At first Spencer was startled, but he soon leaned into it, placing his hands on your cheeks as well. His fingers were cold on your warm cheeks, Spencer had chronic doctor hands- they were always cold. But you didn't mind, as long as your lips remained pressed together.
It was only when air was absolutely necessary did either one of you pull away. Morgan gave a wolf whistle and you chuckled. Spencer's cheeks just flushed even more red than they'd been before. You leaned back in for one more peck on Spencer's smile, this kiss much more chaste.
Spencer had a bashful smile on his face when he asked “what was that for?”. You looked at him with a sly smile, before answering “new years” with a shrug and a chuckle. He looked confused for a second before asking “how is that of any significance?”. You couldn't help but laugh at Spencer's cluelessness of many classic traditions of romance, such as kissing your partner on New Year's Eve. “It's a romantic tradition Spence, couples kiss on New Year's Eve, and I wanted to kiss you-” when you winked, Spencer looked away, blushing profusely.
“Oh,”
“I wanted to kiss you too”
Spencer couldn't look you in the eyes as he spoke, but you could still hear the love and adoration in his voice.
The End
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Propaganda Under the Cut
Thomas-Alexandre Dumas:
a. “mustache” b. “Tall! Daring! Swashbuckling! A devoted husband and father! Had a personal conflict with Napoleon! Also it was said he could, while holding onto a bar above his head, LIFT A HORSE WITH HIS THIGHS. How is he not on this list ten times already! Vote for General Dumas!” c. “He was so hot that he inspired The Three Musketeers, The Count of Monte Cristo, and many more books that his son, Alexandre Dumas, wrote. He definitely looked the part of a sexyman, as he son recounts in his memoirs: "My father, as already stated, was twenty-four, and as handsome a young fellow as could be found anywhere. His complexion was dark, his eyes of a rich chestnut colour […]. His teeth were white, his lips mobile, his neck well set on his powerful shoulders, and, in spite of his height of five feet nine inches, he had the hands and feet of a woman. These feet were the envy of his mistresses, whose shoes he was very rarely able to put on." He could crush you between his thighs: "His free colonial life had developed his strength and prowess to an extraordinary degree; he was a veritable American horse-lad, a cowboy. His skill with gun or pistol was the envy of St. Georges and Junot. And his muscular strength became a proverb in the army. More than once he amused himself in the riding-school by passing under a beam, and lifting his horse between his legs." He was so badass he could beat 13 men with 4 and take all the enemy prisoner, and defend against hundreds of men on a bridge by himself. He performed these acts of valour numerous times in Italy. He was so formidable that the Austrians named him the "Schwartz Teufel", or the Black Devil, and his feat at the bridge earned him the moniker of "Horatius Cocles of Tyrol". He wasn't afraid to stand up to his morals and protest against unfair treatment. When unjust executions by the guillotine were happening outside his quarters, he closed the blinds of his curtains, earning him the nickname "Mr. Humanity". When in the Vendée, he complained about the wanton indiscipline in his troops. When in Italy, Berthier wrongly reported his actions as one of "observation" in St. Antonio. Dumas wrote to General Bonaparte that if Berthier was in the same position, he would have shit his pants. Dumas abhorred plunder, never exhorted the locals, and ordered the Directory agent who had come to persuade him otherwise be shot if he dared present himself to Dumas again. Integrity and a sense of moral justice is sexy, mark my words. For Dumas' final qualifier as a sexyman, look no further than this Tumblr heritage post (https://www.tumblr.com/petermorwood/133803437020/hortensevanuppity-elodieunderglass), with 300,000 notes and counting. And I quote: "- daddy general dumas was an immense fierce french warrior who was a 6 foot plus, stunningly gorgeous and charismatic Black gentleman - he invaded egypt - the native egyptians said “is this napoleon? this must be napoleon. we for one welcome our majestic new overlord” - then napoleon showed up - napoleon has all the presence of yesterday’s plain Tesco hummus - the native egyptians were like “… no… no, we’ve thought very hard and we’ll have General Dumas actually” - this did not make napoleon happy - in fact it made him jealous - napoleon felt so emasculated that he launched a campaign of revenge against General Dumas, including taking away his pension, that probably inspired a lot of Alexandre’s rather satisfying scenes in which fathers are nobly avenged and the money-grubbing villains are rubbed in the mud" I rest my case. Tl;dr: He was so hot he inspired multiple books, he was a stronk man who could crush you between his thighs or carry you like a sack of potatoes, and he was so badass that he could take on odds of 1 to 3. He had a foul mouth but a heart of gold and his actions were never self-serving. Posts relating to him on Tumblr have had 300,000 notes and counting. He is qualitatively and quantitatively qualified to be a sexyman.”
Jack Aubrey:
a. “Lucky Jack is a UNIT. loves his crew, loves his ship, loves his bf, loves music. JACKED and also pretty hair (his other nickname is Goldilocks). Once played by Russell Crowe”
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Since insomnia is kicking my arse of late, I naturally tilted into the thoughts about the nature of the 3-act structure and why S2 of OFMD may have felt off and incomplete to a lot of people.
I am fully in agreement that we lost a lot of valuable time with only 8 episodes and a lot of it did feel rushed, but for the amount of story and set-up and growth and development they needed to fit into 4 hours of television, they did astonishing things.
DJenks has said from the very start that this is a story that has been planned out to take 3 seasons. It's literally a 3-act play and we are currently right in the middle of the worst part of that timeline according to every traditional 3-act structure.
Act one/season one is self-explanatory. Like New Hope in the Star Wars Trilogy or Fellowship of the Ring, this is the set-up. We're introduced to our protagonists and antagonists, the relationships are given a foundation.
The beginning is Stede's journey to becoming a real boy. The inciting incident, the one that actually pushes his change beyond "playing pirates" is meeting Ed. The second thoughts come together in episode 8/9 after his confrontations with Jack and Chauncey and episode 10 is the climax.
Act 2/season 2 is never going to be as smooth and simple as act 1/s1. A big part of the A2/S2 job is set up for A3/S3 and this is what we're seeing and why a lot of story threads seem to have been left dangling.
Again, to call back to Empire Strikes Back and The Two Towers, the structure is much the same: the original batch of people are divided and scattered, the big enemy from A1/S1 is looming, new allies make themselves known. In SW, this meant the introduction of Lando and Yoda as allies plus the hint of the Emperor lurking in the background. In LotR, we have the Rohirrim, Gondor and the Ents as allies and the expansion of Sauron's forces in Helm's Deep, Osgiliath and the winged wraiths.
There's a clear trajectory following the A2/S2 structure:
obstacle 1 - the crews separated and struggling
obstacle 2 - the end of episode 2 and the repercussions of his actions
twist - just when things start to settle, the Ned Low situation happen and Stede kills for the first time
obstacle 3 - Ed's struggle with his identity leading to him leaving
disaster - Ricky's assault on the Republic
crisis - do-or-die battle because they have no other choice
climax - the last 15 minutes of ep. 8 live here.
As with SW and LotR, there's an ending, but weighted with the knowledge of a story that is meant to continue. Each of those act 2 films end with the heroes still aware of the looming threat, some of them heading out on new missions, and some of them resting and healing. There's brief pause, brief respite, a moment to take a breath.
We have all the characters in place now and the battle-lines have been drawn. Luke still needs to confront Vader (I see you, impending Ed and Hornigold confrontation), Frodo still needs to destroy the ring, Aragorn still needs to lead the army against the Black Gate, the second Death Star is still hanging in the sky.
I'm so excited to see what S3 brings because we have so many arcs ready to go: Zheng's vengeance trip, the inevitable enforced out-of-retirement arc for Ed and Stede, Hornigold, Ricky trying to maintain his tenuous control of the republic given how many of his people were killed when the crew escaped, the pirate rebellion gathering forces.
Also how often do we get shows/films where the supporting cast are given this much storyline? We have a named/speaking-role cast of upwards of 15 central characters. That is a staggering amount of people to work with, when most shows would only focus on the leads and a couple of their friends. Six is the average for most TV shows, while comedies can inch higher because ensembles, but most ensembles don't get as much as our crew did.
I know a lot of people aren't happy about Izzy's death. I know I would have liked to see him a lot more, because he's such a grumpy old bitch and I love him and him affectionately roasting Ed and Stede would have made my entire month. But I'm also aware that narratively, as a figurehead of the old ways of piracy and "we were Blackbeard", it was a symbolic death as well - a sign of the death of the old ways of piracy and of Blackbeard as was.
(Also, they Obi-Wanned him. I'm not over that. Gave him the "if you strike me down I will become more powerful" speech. I'm just... guys, your star wars nerdery is showing XD)
So while it was flawed in places and pacing, given the scale of the story they're telling, the number of pieces and characters they had in play, and the arcs they have been setting up while also still keeping the humour, I am giving a standing ovation for a remarkable piece of work.
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vibrator modding isn't something that i ever thought of, but now it seems obvious and like something i'd like to try
does anyone know if there's a magic wand modkit?
Something to add a battery and variable speed controls? Or, will I have to bodge this together from scratch
#paint that shit sunburst#charging through a 1/4 inch jack#speed adjustment pot with a nice knob#have it end up looking like an electric guitar
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Creamy Cheesy Cellentani Bake A Delightful Twist on a Classic: Creamy Cheesy Cellentani Bake Ingredients: 16 oz Cellentani Noodles or Macaroni Noodles 1 stick Salted Butter, softened and cubed 1 cup Sour Cream 2 tsp Salt 1 tsp Onion Powder 1 tsp Garlic Powder 1/2 tsp Paprika 8 oz Sharp Cheddar Cheese, shredded 4 oz Monterey Jack Cheese, shredded 12 oz Evaporated Milk 8 oz Velveeta Cheese, cubed Directions: Preheat your oven to 350 degrees F. Boil water in a large saucepan and cook your noodles until soft. While the noodles are cooking, shred your sharp cheddar and Monterey Jack cheese, then cube 8 ounces of Velveeta cheese. Set these aside. Next, pour the evaporated milk into a small saucepan and heat over medium heat. Add in the cubed Velveeta and slowly melt the two together. Drain your pasta noodles and pour them into a greased 9x13 inch oven-safe dish. Continually stir the milk and Velveeta sauce until the cheese is melted and combined, then remove from heat. Add the sour cream, butter, salt, onion powder, garlic powder, and paprika to the warm noodles and stir until completely combined. Next, add half of the shredded Monterey Jack and sharp cheeses to the noodle mixture and slowly pour in the milk and Velveeta sauce, stirring all the ingredients in the pan until fully mixed. Sprinkle on the remaining shredded cheeses to the top of the mac and cheese mixture, then bake at 350 degrees F for 20-25 minutes or until golden and bubbly. Remove the baked mac and cheese from the oven and let stand for 5 minutes before serving. Prep Time: 25 minutes Cooking Time: 20 minutes Total Time: 45 minutes Servings: 8 servings
#macandcheese#comfortfood#cheesylove#bakedpasta#cellentani#familydinner#cooking#food#kitchen#recipes#snack#foodie#foodpics#bread#baking#recipe#chocolate#dinner#breakfast#lunch#foodmyheart#appetizer#desert
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How tall would you say the main characters and the main antagonists (that DON'T change shape thank you very much) are?
Well, the only thing that stays consistent is the order of their heights. The ratio fluctuates a lot, like how sometimes Kimiko is close to Omi's height and sometimes she's close to Raimundo's. And it switches back and forth, so unlike Jermaine, Kimiko's not just because of a growth spurt. And Clay is sometimes barely taller than Raimundo, and sometimes a full head taller.
But as a baseline, I think Chase is around 5'8'', maybe a little less. He's not tall.
And I think Clay is either the same height as Chase or slightly taller. The ratio between Clay and Chase the few times they're on equal grounds is never consister, but I use this scene as my basis.
Sibini is visibly slouching here, but he and Chase are at eye-level.
So I think Clay is 5'9''-5'10'', give or take, maybe a bit taller. But Daddy Bailey's at least 6' with how he towers over Clay, probably like 6'5'', so Clay's probably due for a growth spurt still. (You know, Clay looking shorter than he is a lot can probably be diagetically explained by Clay slouching, specifically because he's a bit insecure about how much taller he is than his friends. He probably only stands up straight properly in his dad's presence.)
Kimiko's 4'-something. Maybe 4'4''?
Raimundo's probably a foot taller than Kimiko, so around 5'4''. And Jack is a bit taller than that at 5'4-and-a-half''.
Omi's... canonically 20 pounds, that is lighter than a 1-foot toddler is supposed to be. And Omi's ratio next to the others easily fluctuates the most. But we'll say he's... about 3' ?
Wuya stands almost level with Chase. Tip toes adds about 2 inches, maybe 2.5, so I think her real height would be about 5'5.
If she stood flat on her feet, she and Jack would probably be about the same height.
This is my first time trying to do height headcanons, so these are very rough estimates. But it'd come out to something like this (Daddy Bailey added to reference with Clay)
#xiaolin showdown#omi#chase young#clay bailey#kimiko tohomiko#jack spicer#wuya#raimundo pedrosa#daddy bailey
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1950 Oldsmobile Polynesian Coupe
It’s the early 1950s, and the world of custom cars is booming with excitement. In the midst of this automotive frenzy, one car stands out—the Polynesian. Crafted in 1952 by the talented folks at Valley Customs in Burbank, California.
1950 Oldsmobile Polynesian Coupe
This special car was ordered by Jack Stewart, a car lover from Canton, Ohio. Fresh from military service, Stewart fell in love with custom cars when he saw Dunn’s Ford at the Motorama show in Los Angeles.
The Exciting Transformation
1950 Oldsmobile Polynesian Coupe
Completely captivated, Stewart got in touch with Neil Emory and Clayton Jensen of Valley Custom. He had a dream to transform his ’50 Oldsmobile 88, and over nine months, the car underwent an incredible makeover.
The changes included a 4-inch body section, a redesigned front, unique fender skirts, and a cool front bumper/grille made from a ’47 Olds bumper. The headlights got a special touch, and ’52 Studebaker taillights were treated the same way.
Emory and Jensen, who were true experts, used hammer-welding and metal-finishing to make the car look fantastic, ending with a beautiful orchid metallic finish.
In the Limelight
1950 Oldsmobile Polynesian Coupe
Debuting in Hot Rod magazine in September 1953, the Polynesian became a star. It even won ‘best of show’ at the first Michigan Auto Rama in 1953, proving it was a showstopper. The car appeared in many magazines and books, becoming famous in the world of custom cars.
A Mysterious Disappearance and a Glorious Comeback
1950 Oldsmobile Polynesian Coupe
But like many classic cars, the Polynesian disappeared mysteriously, hiding away in storage for a long time where it faced the effects of time. It wasn’t until 2005 that a dedicated owner decided to restore it to its former glory carefully.
Under the Hood
1950 Oldsmobile Polynesian Coupe
Beneath the shiny exterior is the powerful heart of the Polynesian—a strong 324 cubic-inch Oldsmobile V8 engine. With a .030 overbore, egge cast aluminum pistons, and a 9:1 compression ratio, this engine brings the iconic custom coupe to life.
In essence, the Polynesian tells a story of a time when people put their hearts and skills into making timeless cars.
With its triumphant return, this Oldsmobile 88 Holiday 2-door coupe keeps capturing the imaginations of car lovers, showing that classic custom cars will always be fascinating.
1950 Oldsmobile Polynesian Coupe
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Don't think we forgot about you...
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Don't think we forgot about how you were caught playing with your moonbump during your 1 and only tour at the Meyhew Clinic---squatting down with your knees together.
The same day you threatened to selfcide yourself & an unborn baby because you & Sparry were boo'd at the Cirque du Soleil performance.
You forgot to tell NOprah how you went a full day without any selfcide ideation. You were flooded with endorphins from petting the animals & physical touch from your NYC bff.
You were happy all day until your mask slipped in Royal Albert Hall. EMBARRASSED because you were boo'd by the audience & Sparry publicly REJECTED your claw.
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You were boo'd for poor job performance. Your claw was rejected because Sparry needed claw-free hands to clap for the special guest.
You and Daniel posted a photo of your disgusting avocado toast, hot tea & chocolates. You gushed about what a wonderful visit the two of you were having, just like old times...
Daniel flew all the way from NYC to London to do your makeup for the engagement but you lied to NOprah.
You told NOprah you were alone and couldn't skip the event because you might commit a murder. You lied to NOprah about your makeup. You told NOprah you had to put your makeup bag in the sink and just get yourself ready for that event.
You lied. You and Sparry lied.
You brag about how easy it is for you to cry on demand and yet somehow you managed to cry throughout the performance without shedding 1 tear from your left (or right) eye.
Thanks for reminding the world that you trauma bonded yourself to Sparry & the BRF by naming your website after their missing (abandoned) Jack Russell Terrier dog named TIGger, and their (abandoned) nannny named TIGgy.
A few hours after squatting in 4 inch heels with her knees together, she's wearing a beachball under her dress & needs Harry's help just to sit down in a chair.
And that coat is still NOT chic or elegant!!
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In Trouble with mummy
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Of course asking people which monster they find more fuckable is a good way to get them to say funny things, so I got a lot of funny comments on the Most Fuckable Monster in the Dungeon Tournament. So as usual, I compiled a list of the ones I liked best, ordered by the poll they were commented on. Enjoy!
Barometz vs Dryad (round 1 part 1)
dryad boobs in my mouth please please please you're nothing
Man-eating plant vs Mandrake (round 1 part 1)
getting my dick digested by a pitcher plant
its what laios would have wanted
Skeleton vs Dullahan (round 1 part 1)
why is the armor sweeping?? how are ya'll planning to fuck the armor??? at least the skeleton you could like wedge a vibrator or fleshlight into the pelvis. I forgot this is the celibacy site and fucking is not a real physical thing on here
fools do not see the eroticisim of plate armor
Phoenix vs Harpy (round 1 part 2)
harpy has a tits out kinda look
Griffin vs Hippogriff (round 1 part 2)
Me at first: really? You’d fuck the horse? Me, remembering the barded penises of felines : no wait you’re right
White dragon vs Red dragon (round 1 part 3)
It's canon that white dragons fight furiously while red dragon is the equivalent of that blue hands dinosaur in Prehistoric Planet
white dragon is cuntier somehow
Treasure insects vs Succubus (round 1 part 3)
another tits out kinda look
normal poll matchup. normal poll. do people want to fuck a succubus or inch long insects. who will win
Huge scorpion vs Huge spider vs Mimic (round 1 part 3)
What you do to the mimic is hidden from the eyes of all
The mimics got that dog in it
dark souls mimic resemblances have me thinking unwise
something about the mysterious air around the mimic
Golem vs Ice golem (round 1 part 4)
Same deal but one freezes ur junk off I think the winner is clear
Gargoyle vs Hag (round 1 part 4)
..abusive mother kink????
Familiar vs Jack Frost (round 1 part 4)
familiar is customizable 👍
Doppelganger vs Demon (round 1 part 4)
That stupid sexy cat simply slays too much cunt
Hippogriff vs Fish-man (round 2 part 1)
no offense to my buddy fish-man but that hippogriff is too majestic
Living armour vs Undine (round 2 part 2)
One if the extras has a really perturving bit: Undines fed by consuming liquids with mana. Holm mentions regularly feeding it BODILY FLUIDS.
is wearing living armor anything
White dragon vs Green dragon (round 3)
she made that dragon sooooo cunty and for what
Cockatrice vs Demon (round 3)
you should've put the slutiest picture of the demon. to remind everyone that ryoko -sensei is down BAD
no one: ryoko kui: i am going to make a lion demon that is SOOOOOOO [redacted]
everybody vote for demon! a vote for demon is a love letter to Ryoko Kui
I do find it funny we're blowing the demon whore moments on like, the cockatrice matchup
This manga is so slutty and yet so tasteful in it that you can't really call it anything but great in every aspect of its eroticism
Mermaid vs Harpy (quarter finals)
i am so mad rn. a mermaid !? more fuckable than a harpy!? for shame tumblr for shame
White dragon vs Succubus (quarter finals)
Dragon fluffye!
Chimera vs Mermaid (semi-finals)
sorry mermaid. falin fucks supremely.
sorry falin. gotta stand up for my fellow merfolk here
a vote for chimera is a vote for lesbians
Succubus vs Demon (semi-finals)
Not even the sucubbi stands up to the limitless demon sexo
if you think about it. the succubus can turn into the demon's many forms
Chimera vs Demon (finale)
fags and dykes fighting to the death over this one
Listen man. Even if I'm gay I understand why Falin is winning but- Consider that the demon knows your exact wants and desires and could satisfy your sexual needs perfectly. Also when he's buff and humanoid near the end
either of them deserve to win but demon sweep because that fucker showed up in a dream to me once
teef!!!!
VOTE FOR DYKES. VOTE FOR SLEEPY GIRLS. VOTE FOR SHARP LITTLE TEETH
Mermaid vs Succubus (battle for the bronze)
mermaids can't lose to magical mosquito people PLEASE
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