amuseoffyre
amuseoffyre
A Muse of Fyre
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I like to classify myself as an executive fangirl, from the merry old land of Scot. I've been going by Fyre online since 2001, and doubt that'll change anytime soon. Welcome to my fandom playground where I will inundate you with fic, meta, pretty pictures and more than my fair share of innuendo :D It's what I do :) My AO3 account
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amuseoffyre · 7 hours ago
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A friend has once again brought it to my attention that it is unusual to have an intact chronological memory of life prior to age 12 and you know what’s weird to ME is that the rest of yall forgot how to sing the clean-up song
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amuseoffyre · 7 hours ago
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not to be disabled on main but have you ever fucking noticed how every god damn thing requires both time and energy
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amuseoffyre · 8 hours ago
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amuseoffyre · 17 hours ago
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amuseoffyre · 17 hours ago
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i'm all for criticizing the modern tendency to use clinical language for everything but i gotta strongly disagree with the post that's going around about how people need to learn to say "passion" or whatever instead of "hyperfixation." i mean probably some people are using the word incorrectly but believe me if you have experienced both being passionate about a subject and being hyperfixated on a subject those are radically different experiences
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amuseoffyre · 18 hours ago
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You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"
And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."
And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.
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amuseoffyre · 20 hours ago
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Look them in the eye and tell them how Joe Biden wanted to codify reproductive rights, ensuring them forever, but he was old. So, you voted for the Party that has repeatedly said they would ban abortion, and some of whom want to repeal the right of women to vote! Or, (just as bad) you decided not to vote at all.
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amuseoffyre · 23 hours ago
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My question is, what do the weird anti-kink people do when they discover they have a kink
do they just like
pretend everyone else likes feet or hair or McDonald’s playplace mascot statues or whatever exactly as much as they do
Or is it more of a Catholic denial-of-the-self sort of thing
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amuseoffyre · 1 day ago
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Breaking my hiatus to bring everyone’s attention to the fact that Cornwall is now attempting to be officially recognised as a nation within the United Kingdom.
Kernow has its own language, culture, history and identity. The language was forcibly removed by the English until the last monolingual speaker died in 1777–her name was Dolly Pentreath. It has existed as a kingdom before England had ever existed. Historically, Cornwall has been a place exploited for minerals and resources and labour. Currently, it still is. There are now ghost towns where once thriving fishing villages stood (Mousehole, Pentreath’s home, was one of these). Cornwall is now a playground for second home owners who drive up house and rent prices and drive out permanent residents and workers. Local businesses go out of business and struggle to stay afloat when the influx of tourists come who only purchase from supermarkets, putting nothing into the local economy. There is a long, long and often very gruesome and bloody history behind this—leaders of rebellions executed all the way into 1715.
If you are in the UK, and sign the petition to get this to a debate in Parliament.
Can you spare 60 seconds to sign
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amuseoffyre · 1 day ago
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This is like the Jaffa cake lawsuit all over again.
need a trip to m&s, but sadly on the wrong side of the atlantic
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amuseoffyre · 1 day ago
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This is the end result of anti-trans propaganda: more harassment of girls and women, more policing of gender roles, more gender McCarthyism.
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amuseoffyre · 1 day ago
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amuseoffyre · 1 day ago
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While we’re talking about censorship, I need everyone to stop playing this little amnesia game where we pretend not to remember what internet and fandom has looked like for the past 20 years. Weird and taboo porn has always existed, it used to be a LOT easier to access, and you won’t die if you look at it. We simply cannot continue placating the crazy mob of people who are scared of sex and love overstating harm, they’ll call you a pedophile literally no matter what, and they’ll roll around in their cognitive dissonance like a hog in mud when you point out that the other group calling you a freak and a pedo are the conservative alt right. Fucking exhausting being a fag and a pervert in 2025.
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amuseoffyre · 1 day ago
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Thankfully the venues have plans in place for situations like this and have been keeping things under a watchful eye since that night, as well as Rosie and The Cryptid Factor boys. Shouldn't be necessary, but some people really don't grasp the concept of boundaries.
To the BITCH who made Rhys Darby so uncomfortable he had to stop meeting fans after his fringe show just letting u know it is ON SIGHT if I ever see u again
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amuseoffyre · 1 day ago
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also pls tag the first game you remember playing
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amuseoffyre · 1 day ago
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i’m curious what arbitrary and specific flavors people dislike are. rb and tag a Taste you simply don’t fuck with. for flavor reasons not texture reasons. for me? i do not like elderflower or caraway for whatever reason
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