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dear gods please take my pain, double it triple it quadruple it and give it all to neil gaiman and then do that 10 more times

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everything is up for interpretation. except for what i say. that must be understood exactly as i meant it

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watching gen z and millennials make fun of gen alpha has been torturous. "But they're actually stupid" 1. theyre middle schoolers 2. isn't that what older gens said about us? don't you remember being 11?

it truly is just "impulse reaction to cringe <- has not yet unlearned shame"

the cycle continues let me out of here

guys. guys I think we should kill cringe culture

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sounds silly but. one of the greatest things ever as someone with a trauma background is learning that things aren't inherently as bad or as scary as I thought. it IS possible to assemble Ikea furniture without arguments. is IS possible to discuss boundaries without having something thrown at me for speaking out of turn. it IS possible to spend hours on end sharing your favourite things with your favourite people, and not get called annoying for it. the world is an incredible place

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slime teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Slimes New Roman

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the suicidal ideation man who lives in my brain and i kind of have a weird sex thing going on im ngl

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people are absolutely EVIL about the boundaries of “picky eaters”. no, they do not have to try it. yes, they can know they don’t like it without having eaten it before. no, they probably have not suddenly grown a taste for the food they’ve said they hate. no, they probably are not going to like it in the Special Way This One Place Cooks It. yes, you are being a bad friend if you try to “trick” them into eating it anyway

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anyone else afraid worried concerned anxious freaked out etc etc

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if anyone finds out when this permanent feeling of fear goes away please let me know

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All it means when people say “you’re speaking from a place of privilege” is that you’re likely to underestimate how bad the problem is by default because you are never personally exposed to that problem. It’s not a moral judgement of how difficult your life is.

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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*

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[after we both undress] hang on uh.. let me *opens wikihow page on how to have sex*

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you think people actually have sex? naked and everything? I have to laugh.

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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

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Don't ask me for relationship advice cause I'll tell you to kill him

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me