#..penguin quacks..

[cornelius-the-penguin]

Hot gay sex

[cornelius-the-penguin]

I never took that thing off afterwards.

i dont know how to tell you guys but hes wiping himself with the narrators shirt here

[zemi-noelle-art]

Canvas collab with my friend @mi-spark featuring some clump enguins! some kinda silly things in here lol

[daisycowgirls]

mu moo!

[quackquackquaddington]

[gatorswag]

i know what u r rookie

[tigergendermoved2tigergender]

Was I just fucked up as a kid or did anybody else try to kill their Webkinz? I remember hearing the rumor that Doctor Quack would kill your pets with a chainsaw if they got unhappy enough and I was bad at maintaining my pets' health so every time one got sick I would let it fester for a few days and then take it to Dr. Quack in the hopes he would slaughter them. I'd also try to just let them die on their own from illness but it of course did not happen. I was not afraid of ths Webkinz Killer I wanted to see him in action so badly

[deadghosy]

Since your stuck I decided to help you out with the power of creativity!

How would characters of Hazbin Hotel react to Swan/Duck reader it's branching from penguin reader with how she got stuck in hell for a while

The power mainly focuses on them flying and wind magic ect!

REMINDER: REQUESTS ARE CLOSED‼️

HAZBIN HOTEL X DUCK! READER

Warning: yandere themes.

prompt: a common mistake made your life eventual as people started to fawn over you

You were supposed to be in heaven…BUT NOOOO, they sent you to hell because they mistook you for someone else. They could’ve just said they were full like a night club…

So now you are in a pond swimming around peacefully. But there’s always a man with a hat and an apple cane that comes to see you literally everyday. You don’t know who he is, but he got attached badly. He would bring bread and show you rubber ducks with an awkward smile.

You just go over to him and eat the bread. You never learned how to talk since birth since your mother abused you. Being jealous of your pure soul and natural beauty. She always told you to shush. Making the sour taste in your mouth sting to never talk.

Eventually the man introduced himself as Lucifer, that’s when it hit you that this man was the first fallen angel, and king of hell. He must have seen your eyes widen in shock. “You can understand me?” He asked you as he scratched under your beak making you lean in his touch. You nodded as he smiles showing his sharp teeth.

“That’s even bettter.” He said

Two days after that, you were literally sleeping when you woke up to feel two hands pick you up, it was Lucifer who cooed at your drowsy face as he takes you to a hotel. Were you finally getting a place to stay instead of outside?

“Listen, my daughter has a dream…to redeem sinners…I wanna believe in her, but our people chose to make hell this way.” He says with a somber look. He took you inside to see basically a female version of Lucifer but more cheery looking as she gasped at you. “Dad? Is that the duck you’ve been talking about?! Aww they’re soooo cute!” She says as she holds you.

And that’s your story of how now you are basically part of the hotel’s family.

I imagine you just getting prince/princess treatment everyday from the hotel and Lucifer himself as he literally trims your duck fur as you just sit there on a fancy ass pillow.

I headcannon that angel dust buys you shades a lot because your yellow/white feathers is so majestic, he just had to make you even more bad ass.

Angel dust loves how high headed you are, not letting anyone tear you down even with a word. He admires you, so he wants you to admire him as well.

I headcannon for you to deadass have an attitude when bothered. Literally Alastor wanted to see what was so special about you. And so he woke you up from your beauty sleep making you go haywire on him.

You pecked him as he tried to hit you, possibly trying to injure you only to injure himself as he came out pissed off with a smile. He definitely spit out a feather as you quacked out a laugh as if this shit was looney tunes.

Charlie always rants to you about her days and how her and vaggie’s relationship is going. Charlie was notified by her father that you can understand her. She doubted it at first, but when you actually nodded she gasped shocked with stars in her eyes.

You and Charlie grew close…to the point she was almost like her father. Constantly checking up on you, feeding you. Watching you. You tried to push it off…but it was kinda unsettling.

You could obviously fly, which you do around the hotel to spread your wings. But when you fly you have a glowing yellow light around you.

I can see you just chilling at the bar as residents come in and out as you just get petted as husk grumbles a little and also pets you. Husk was immediately enchanted by your soft duck feathers

You love to make small tornados at sinners who cause trouble in the hotel. You are the hotel’s duck, so you must at least protect the guests at least.

Vaggie is the one to always make sure to research what ducks eat before making sure you can eat them. She likes how you make everyone feel fuzzy and warm inside. Even her.

You damn well hated that you died into a duck body..but it felt nice knowing that you couldn’t just live the possible human or at least whatever you are. Demon or angel. You could possibly be in a pond sleeping and eating bread all damn day.

I imagine Sir Pentious had put a top hat on you that’s similar like the ones his egg boiz wear. So he loves to have you around when he builds things.

You doze off like this and it’s so cute to the point they will record and take a picture of you. (If you don’t wanna click link, it’s a duck nodding its head off until it goes limp since the duck is tired)

I headcannon Alastor to hate you at first and want to cook you for duck stew, but then he falls in love with how entertaining and smart you are. You technically aren’t just a mere duck.

I can see you just making small hurricanes in your bath tub when niffty has to wash you. You once accidentally splashed her. But she chuckled splashing you.

A sinner once tried to take you from the hotel’s pond that Lucifer made for you only be found 30 secs later taking you.

“WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TOUCHING MY DUCKLING?!” Lucifer yells angrily at the sinner who got knocked flat on their ass. His demon form was coming out as fire spits out his mouth when he huffed.

You did a comedic side eye at Lucifer who was acting possessive as hell itself. You didn’t even know what to do as this man kept holding you like a pet duck you seen fat white men do in the streets.

The sinner didn’t live after that.

I can see husk just petting you softly and then eventually just falling asleep on your body. Like his head is on your body as you just watch hell tv as he snores. Oddly comfortable in your soft feathers.

You literally waddle around the hotel wearing a cute scarf with your favorite color. Alastor oddly knitted it for you like a old grandma to their grandchild 😭

I imagine you just side eyeing Lucifer as he suddenly had the urge to read more information about ducks and how their eggs look. So imagine how Lucifer would act if you pregnant. But the thing is, you rather die then be in pain in birth.

Lucifer makes you a lot of blue things to remind you of a pond since that was the place you chill in a lot. It was to the poke Charlie and Lucifer nodded to make you a pond in the backside of the hotel. It’s your little chill haven.

You felt pissy one day because your feathers were molting..so the wind outside was heavy cause your feathers were just falling and you hated it. You felt insecure but the crew felt your feelings and started to cheer you up. Soon or later, your new feathers came back quickly.

The Vee’s had definitely notice your presence since you first came here. I mean who the hell looks like a damn duck down here with pure beautiful feathers that remind them of so called heaven.

I can see the Vee’s and you having the relationship where it’s basically like team rocket and pikachu type troupe. 😭 they always fail trying to kidnap you because you literally put out ducks that look like you and they fall for it, EVERY SINGLE TIME-

I headcannon you have a ribbon your favorite color wrapped around your neck like a bow or collar with your name on it❤️

Vox had literally set his drone to spy on you as he watches with a sick grin at how adorable and elegant you looked just swimming in your sweet pond and how you just outsmart Alastor. 

Imagine how badass you are to suddenly turn big in size because the hotel was being threatened. So you literally grew in a size of the hotel building and flapped your wings to fly them bitches to who knows nowhere.

If you were on the same branch, you would definitely be the older sister of penguin! Reader if it was lore type shit 😭 you don’t play no games about your emotions as you are always observing

LOL IMAGINE YOU WADDLING TO GO TO THE BATHROOM LIKE A HUMAN AND THE EGG BOIZ JUST FOLLOW AFTER YOU AS IF YOU WERE THEIR MOTHER-

The Vee’s definitely sneak on you by Vox’s drone that swarms around your pond without your knowledge.

Velvette literally sends you nice outfits your size. Literally cute outfits where the holes are for your wings so you can fly and look drippy as hell.

See I could definitely imagine you sneaking out the hotel to just get hooked up with your new outfit stylist which is Velvette now.

Vox

Imagine how cold the state duck! Reader has (hear me out, edit audio type shit starts playing-)

I can see you just swimming and Lucifer takes a picture of you, admiring your beauty in place as you just flock around your damn pond. “That’s my baby….” He says wiping a dramatic tear from his eyes.

Valentino. Now I won’t say he would be obsessed romantically but more platonically as he would love for you to be part of his life as his pet only. Like an actual pet he would take care of.

I headcannon Alastor actually tried to feed you some bread…and you accepted it making Alastor smile wildly at how you trusted him getting close to you for one.

Lmao you literally did some Wingardium Leviosa ass shit on someone because you didn’t like how they looked at you 😭

You literally are so coddled and spoiled…it was to the point you would be walking or more like waddling down the damn streets alone and people would aw at your beauty and gracious. It’s overwhelming, but at least you know people won’t fuck with you.

But people just never learnt to keep their hands off of a beautiful creature.

Once Adam got sent down to find an angel that was suppose to be in heaven. He didn’t except for you to be a fuckin duck. So he laughed and took you up with ease as you quacked furiously, trying to get at least someone’s attention.

It was too late as Lucifer sees you get flown up into the heaven portal. Lucifer dropped the tray of lemonade in shock to see his beloved flying into the portal. Lucifer felt his heart squeeze knowing that the bastard knew he couldn’t get into heaven.

Lucifer quickly spout out his wings and fly sharply towards adam’s fading figure. Adam snickers seeing Lucifer’s anger in his glowing red eyes. He turned around and waved you around to taunt Lucifer as you had a “I don’t have time for this…” face. Literally you pecked Adam’s face and hands making Adam spazz out and throw you at Lucifer’s face.

“FINE! TAKE YOUR DUMB ASS DUCK!” Adam yells as he flies off grumbling about making you into duck stew

So Lucifer was happy with a derpy expression and calmed down holding you. He got even more protective as he makes sure you are watched 24/7. He wanted to give you freedom…but after that stunt Adam did. He’s not letting anyone touch you without his permission. Of course his daughter can though!

But what if Adam had succeeded in his capture of you, things would be most likely how it was in hell….just more clean and healthy.

St. Peter definitely greeted you with a warm smile as you didn’t….you didn’t like how he just sassed you and let you fall to hell. So of course it was rocky, but soon or later you two got along since he brides you with bread. He soon gets obsessed with how you get so trusting over things. He uses that to his advantages.

Sera greets you with open arms, literally as she picks you up. Cooing at your pure yellow/white feathers that matches the aesthetic of heaven. You match perfectly here as your angel form is two pair of wings. Your normal duck wings and angel wings. You are the most beautiful angel she ever met and laid eyes on as she shows you around heaven. Every part and area of it. This shall be your new home.

Emily won’t be a crazyyy person over you. As I can see her being a light hearted person who doesn’t love bomb you in a manipulative manner but only wants to be your friend in a loving way. She finds you amazing at how smart and caring you are towards her as you visit her and she visits you back. She brings you every bread know to man and heaven as she noticed you like bread. You and her are clearly amazing friends to each other.

The Angels adore your every movement as if you were also a god/godesss. You were confused at this attention. It was way more overwhelming when you were in hell with the others. Just like how the penguin! Reader was, you made a social media account and half of heaven followed you. It was an insane amount of followers that you didn’t mean to have. But the angels love to greet you as you fly/walk by. With you being so graceful here, who wouldn’t say you belonged here.

Adam most definitely is possessive and always manipulates you into thinking he is superior. He forces himself to be your caretaker, he literally makes you stay in his place all day and all time watched over. He feels the need to control your very bidding and movement as this dickhead degrades you to make you feel useless. It sometimes works, but sometimes doesn’t. 

Lute is a controlling person who sees your intelligence as a threat as she wants to break you into her clasp. She’s the second most controlling than Adam. But she’s an overwhelming controlling as she wants you you to see her as your protector and person you can be dependent on at all times. She wants you to be able to tell her everything you know so she can just please you.

Adam finds it amusing at how you got use it heaven so quick despite this new attention. You literally sit on his lap napping as he lounges on the couch. Basically watching sports or whatever.

You can’t help but think, “why am I even surprised.”

[tgcg]

ill break your shit adam

warning for adult lang

fuck you adam sandler

youre lucky karkat likes you

stupid fuck sees an amnesiac girl

and asks her can i marry you

that lady got issues mentally

you still down to do shit anally

deplorable zit on the ass of romanza

karkat told me to put that shit in this stanza

do raps even count as having stanzas

slam poetry tyke at preschool im no manza

youd probably jack it to a log with holes if they were wet ones

sitting on that stupid dock with her papa cracking cold ones

piece of shit id push you off that dock and watch you bubbling

kick your ass like her shitty bro failed when you were troubling

penguins dont quack like fucking ducks you dumbass

thats not part of the rap i just think that youre a dumbass

back to the rap sandler i bet you couldnt drop a single bar

too busy picking up stupid women at the stupid women bar

who even let you into hawaii

also did i say karkat liked you i was kidding he wants to kick your heinie

seriously watching that shit again made him start slamming his head into the cushions and screaming i had to pry them out his hands and he almost bit me

sorry i forgot i was rapping again

piece of shit forgot that you can like women while dating other men

still not over that chuck and larry shit adam

if you just said to the gov you were bi you coulda had em

firefighter of the year? well try putting out this heat

karkats gonna beat your ass like you do every night to your meat

gotta ask is this shit wish fulfilment for you

gotta say larry deserved better than you

i could treat him way better than you not in a gay way though

i just mean youre a massive sleaze basically the worlds shittiest bro

back to 50 first dates man sandler your shit is a bore

the stupid bits with schneider got my ass addicted to snore

if i was that stupid walrus id tear your ass to shreds

if i was that penguin i would also tear your ass to shreds

itd be harder but id still do it

bro fuck adam sandler im through it

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TT: Wow. Bravo, Dave. You've outdone yourself.

TG: i wrote this one exceptionally fucking terrible to represent my inner darkness

TG: i can never unwatch those cinematic fossilized turds theyre like time capsules devoted to everything wrong with america

TG: you dont even understand how egregious that was

TT: I can sense the utter malaise and contempt in every word. It's beautiful.

TT: One particularly interesting point I'd like to make is the fact that you managed to refer to butts in a song about a male target, 10 times in the span of 37 lines. It's not an exorbitant amount, but it appears to be a running theme in your works. Very interesting, if you ask me --

TG: nooooo

TG: nope no

TG: not this shit again

TG: listen one of them is karkats fault

===

CG: ROSE, YOU JUST DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHAT HE'S DOING HERE AT ALL.

TT: No? Please, enlighten me Karkat.

CG: GLADLY.

CG: HE STARTS OUT WITH THE FRIGGIN WORD "ANAL" PRECEDING ALL OF THE OTHER MENTIONS, OF COURSE IT'S ON PURPOSE. IT INSTILLS THAT IMAGERY IN YOUR NUGBONE THROUGHOUT THE TRACK.

CG: AND YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED A RECURRING USE OF THE WORD "SHIT", IN TANDEM. BOG-STANDARD FOR DAVE, RIGHT? NO! IT'S PART OF THE EFFECT!

CG: MY THESIS: ADAM SANDLER MOVIES ARE PIECES OF ABSOLUTE SHIT AND THE REFERENCES TO WORDS LIKE "LOG" AND "SHIT" AND "ASS" ARE TO INVOKE THE SENSE OF TAKING A MASSIVE DUMP THROUGHOUT THE SPAN OF THE RAP, WHICH BY ALL MEANS WOULD BE AN EQUAL OR GREATER USE OF YOUR TIME THAN WATCHING THOSE MOVIES.

CG: RIGHT, DAVE?

TG: … yeah

TT: Okay, I'm willing to concede to that. On this subject matter, as an avid terrible movie enjoyer, you admittedly know better than myself.

CG: SHOULD KNOW BETTER.

TT: And you love them anyways.

CG: YEAH.

TG: hes right

TG: you hear that shit hes right

TG: fuck death of the author im verifying that interpretation

[cornelius-the-penguin]

Guys I'm going on a work trip and there's this guy talking about being in the emergency row and how it's a very big job?? He has the same suitcase as me and is really sexy????

Man I hope nothing horrible like a explosion happens to my apartment when I get back.

[frostbite-the-bat]

THIS.... IS WHAT YUYOUVE DONE.......

mark beak or high rol?????????????????or none ????????or kill both

Frostbite, you have failed. You could have saved them. But alas, the time has come. High Roller. Is No More.

(IMMEDIATELY BEGINS SKEDADDLING)

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Apple Seed 11: Abuela

Vaggie: (helping Charlie walk around the hotel) Just a couple more weeks and this will be all over, babe.

Charlie: (waddling like a fat penguin and holding her back) Thank fuck!

Lucifer: ....I'm risking it. (rushes up behind Charlie, lifts her up, places her feet on his, and starts waddling forward while singing) WWWWWWaddle like a penguin, quack, quack! WWWaddle like a penguin, quack, quack!

Charlie: DAD!!! I'M NOT THREE ANYMORE!!! I'M JUST PREGNANT!!! (looks down at her recently dropped baby belly) Very.... VERY.... pregnant....

Lucifer: Sorry, duckie. I thought this might help bring a smile to your face.

KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!

Vaggie: Who the fuck is here now?! We put it out that we're not taking anymore sinners until after the baby's born!

Charlie: (slowly easing herself onto a lowered bar stool) Vaggie, be nice.

Baby: (wiggles, sending Charlie's whole belly pulsing)

Charlie: Baby agrees.

Vaggie: Yes, dear.... (answers the door) What do you- .......

Carmilla: (standing in the doorway with an imposing stare)

Vaggie: Carmine!? What are you doing here?!

Carmilla: (places an envelope in Vaggie's hand and enters the hotel with Clara and Odette in tow - dragging mounds of baby goods) I am here to check in on the princess and child while dropping off some much needed baby items.

Charlie: Aww~ That's awfully nice of you, Ms. Carmine.

Baby: (flutters)

Vaggie: (opening the envelope) This better not be an invoice for all of that! (pulls out a thick packet of paper and reads) WHAT THE FUCK???? You're ADOPTING me?!?!?!

Charlie: (jaw drops as she's in the middle of holding up a white baby onesie that says "I Love My Mommies" in rainbow from the pile) What?!

Lucifer: (Angry puppy face) Oh, no! That is MY daughter-in-law!

Carmilla: I figured it was overdue, especially with a child on the way. The baby needs an abuela in its life.

Vaggie: (opens mouth to say something only for her to close it with a snap) You know what? Fuck it. This is fine. Someone, give me a pen.

Odette: (hands over a pen)

Vaggie: Thank you. (signs the paper) There. Carmine, now you're an abuelita.

Carmilla: (staring at Charlie and the baby belly) Abuela is just fine.

Vaggie: Abuelita or nothing.

Carmilla: (opens mouth to counter)

Baby: (flutters excitedly and little fist impressions press against Charlie's belly)

Charlie: Awww~ They want to say "Hi" to their abuelita~

Carmilla: (flushes red and closes her mouth before shuffling forward and holding her hand over Charlie's belly)

Charlie: (smiles and gently presses her hand on top of Carmilla's, bringing it to her belly)

Baby: (tiny hand presses against the taught belly to meet the hand outside)

Carmilla: ......... (internally crying from sheer emotions) Qué pequeño tan precioso.

Clara & Odette: Can we feel the baby?!

Carmilla: (walks back over to Vaggie to retrieve the paperwork)

Vaggie: (smirking) Don't think I didn't hear that.

Carmilla: I don't know what you're talking about.

[imagoddamnphoenix]

Games I found that would be great for littles to play on Roblox!

Approved by a fellow age regressor!

-> Moo by Nendo Arts

You can be a cute lil cow!

-> Doodle World by Doodle World Studios

Pokemon, but doodles!

-> Roleplay Is Magic by Roleplay Is Magic Fanclub

You can explore Equestria as a pony of your own design!

-> Penguin Life RP By Penguin Island Studios

Hey, remember Club Penguin?

-> My Little Pony Bakery-Cafe Tycoon by UnicefPlus

You get to make a pony themed bakery/cafe!

-> Flavor Frenzy Tower Defence

Cute little food themed bears come to the rescue against evil food based critters!

-> Be A Duck! By The Flare Productions

Quack!

-> Cake Off By | Flipping Frogs |

You get to compete against others to make the best cake!

-> Epic Minigames By TypicalType

A bunch of cool, randomized minigames for you to play!

For some of the bigger kiddos, who are into horror and survival, I offer:

-> Break In (Story)

-> Doors

-> Flicker

-> PHIGHTING!

-> Scary Sushi

-> Death Penalty

And of course, some honorable mentions because why not!

-> Gem Galaxies

-> Natural Disaster Survival

-> Regretevator

-> Build A Boat For Treasure

-> Welcome To Bloxburg

-> Tale Of Tanorio

-> Kitten Game 🐾

-> Sundown Island

[i-am-a-l0st-gh0st]

Reader is listening to sad music with a mixed expression, so of course their sweethearts had to interfere! Why would they allow their loved one to beat themself down for some reason?

You and me, always forever- Multi X Gn!reader

We could stay, alone together T/w- Sad music?? summary- As shown above Characters- Fremient, Lyney, Alhaitham A/n- Taglist has been updated! @v3ntis-lyr3 @pandragonsoul @mxyarylla @c0smouche @atsukawolfcat @with3ringh3ights @shirayukiuzukaze @milkwithspicyicecubes @kpopmenace143 @sangoqueenkoko @kitsunechan707 @pookiebearcave

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You sat curled up in bed with music blasting through your earbuds, you just wanted to drown out the thoughts. Somehow they still kept coming, forcing you to shrink deeper into the bed. There was a sadness that kept creeping up and you couldn’t make it leave no matter how hard you tried. The only thing you hadn’t done was talk to your partner. But you didn’t want to burden them, why would you trouble them with such childish and silly stuff like this?

As the sun sank lower, darkness pooled in your room. Soon enough you could barely see 5 centimeters in front of you. Your partner hadn’t gotten home yet, they’d messages about half an hour ago. You didn’t even bother to tap on the notification, just quickly looking as your phone flashed. When you didn’t respond he was a bit worried, but brushing it off, maybe you were busy making dinner.

You long forgot dinner, you weren’t reminded till you felt a hand rubbing on your back.

“Honey? What's wrong?”

Fremmie- tries to cheer you up with stuffed toys.

“Nothing is wrong, I’m just tired.”

“Well… why don’t we get some sleep? I’ll let you cuddle that penguin stuffed toy of mine.”

“Mr Quack?”

“Yeah…”

Your expression softened as he gave the idea. “You don’t need to do that Fremient, I’m fine.”

He could see that you were obviously lying. He just didn’t want to push further and create conflict for the both of you. So he just grabbed Mr Quack and came and laid down next to you.

“Did you know that… Male penguins give female penguins rocks to court them… The females then make their nests out of them…”

“Yeah? Do they?

“Mhm.”

He held you tighter, gently played with your hair as you cuddled Mr. Quack, and Freminet told you penguin facts.

Lyney- Magic Tricks

You didn’t feel like talking to your partner at this point. You just grumbled at him. Lyney moved closer, placing a hand on your head.

“Darling, are you feeling unwell?”

“No, I’m fine, just tired.”

He huffed at you, while he began to pull cards out of his pocket. You turned your head back to lyney to watch him prepare his magic trick. It's the one he kept especially for you. It’s the one he showed you on your first date.

“Lyney-”

“Nope come on, sit up. You look sad at the moment, and as your boyfriend, it is my job to cheer you up.”

Every time he performed the magic trick it always bough a smile to your face. However, he’d never told you how it works. A magician never reveals their secrets.

Alhaitham- reads his book to you

You tried to pretend like you were asleep, but he knew you better than that. With a sigh he sat down on the bed next to you, rubbing your back.

“I know damn well you’re not asleep darling.”

In response to this you just brought the blanket up over your face more, doing anything to hide. Alhaitham gave a slight chuckle, still running his hands along your back gently.

“What's wrong?”

“I don’t know how to explain it, I just feel upset.”

“And listening to sad music will help that?”

“Dunno.” You grumbled back at him.

Alhaitham pulled you into his chest, gently taking out the earbuds and pausing the song. He grabbed his book off the night stand and began to read to you.

He felt cosy, like a blanket, and his voice soothing like a gentle breeze in the summer. Not even 10 minutes late, you were passed out asleep in his arms.

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@pandragonsoul, @atsukawolfcat, @milkwithspicyicecubes, @pookiebearcave, @kpopmenace143,

[pooksbedamned]

And by this creature I mean him

Walked along the river tonight listening to the geese and ducks

Mallard ducks sound like they waterproofed a grumpy chicken and gave it a kazoo

Why, evolution, did you give this creature THAT noise?

[emsprovisions]

❄️ Day 17 - Cookie Decorating Contest ❄️

🎁 Today's fic is dedicated to @lemonlyman-dotcom!

Summary: TK, Carlos, and Jonah host a cookie decorating contest for the Catan crew and their partners! Who will win?

Word count: 810

24 Days of Tarlos Masterpost

“On your marks…get set…GO!” TK blows his whistle and starts the thirty minute timer on his phone, signaling to his friends it’s time to start the cookie decorating contest. 

Everyone is set up at a spot around TK and Carlos’s dining table, all with a sugar cookie in front of them and numerous colors of royal icing. TK made the batch of cookies fresh this morning with Jonah’s help, and the toddler sits at the head of the table, ready to judge the Catan crew and their partners on who has the best decorated cookie.

Of course, Jonah is decorating a cookie himself as well, and he keeps tapping on Carlos’s hand to ask if he can use his icing instead.

“You have your own right there, bud,” Carlos smiles gently, pushing the icing forward in front of the young boy.

“Yours is better!” Jonah insists.

TK, the referee in all of this madness, kneels down beside Jonah. “Jo-Jo, Carlos is trying to decorate a cookie for the contest too. I can help you with yours.”

They sit together on the chair, Jonah’s tiny, adorable voice asking, “Can you help me?” about every three minutes. TK just laughs and takes it all in stride as he helps his baby brother decorate his cookie. Jonah seems to have a creative vision in mind, and TK lets the master work, taking free moments to glance up at his husband and his friends and their progress. 

TK rests a hand on Carlos’s left arm and Carlos glances over at him before looking back at his work. “No distracting the artist, babe.”

TK laughs again. He checks the timer on his phone. “Alright, artists, you have five more minutes to complete your masterpieces,” he says in his best cooking competition announcer voice.

It’s a race to the finish line, Nancy and Paul fighting over snowflake sprinkles across the table, Marjan bartering to borrow blue icing from Carlos, Mateo glancing around in curiosity, having already completed his cookie ten minutes ago…and the ducks begin to quack on TK’s iPhone timer, signaling the end of the competition.

“Alright, artists. Lay down the icing and step back from your creations so the judge can get to work,” TK says.

Everyone gets up from the table and wanders over to the kitchen to pick at the charcuterie board Carlos had put together earlier while TK leads Jonah around the table. Jonah beckons TK to come closer, and he does, kneeling down in front of the small boy and leaning in close.

“Which one is Carlos’s?” Jonah whispers loudly in TK’s ear.

TK laughs, “I can’t tell you that, buddy. No bias, remember? You just have to pick the one you think looks the best.”

Jonah sighs loudly and TK lifts him up and sets him on his hip so they can look around the table again.

“That one!” Jonah exclaims, pointing at his own cookie.

TK laughs, rolling his forehead against Jonah’s shoulder. “You can’t choose your own cookie, sweetheart.”

“But mine is the best!” 

“Ouch,” Nancy laughs in the kitchen. “I think we all just got burned by a four year old.”

“No artistic talent amongst any of us,” Marjan agrees with a laugh.

“I thought mine was pretty good,” Mateo grumbles.

In the end, Jonah declares Mateo’s cookie to be the best, but only because he drew Spider-Man on it. Paul gets the award for best snowman, and Carlos gets third place because Jonah figured out which one is his.

“Thank you, mijo,” Carlos smiles as he takes Jonah from TK’s arms, the young boy easily switching between his guardians and happily melting against Carlos’s shoulder.

“Good job on the snowman win, babe,” Asha laughs, rubbing Paul’s shoulder. 

“It wasn’t even supposed to be a snowman,” Paul shakes his head. “It was supposed to be a penguin.”

Everyone laughs and TK glances around at all his extended family as he falls into place beside Carlos and Jonah, his perfect, little family.

“I think this was a very fun thing we did, babe,” TK smiles at his husband.

“I think so too,” Carlos wraps a free arm around TK’s shoulders and pulls him closer to kiss his cheek.

“Alright, y’all, let’s play some Catan!” Nancy calls, beckoning everyone around the coffee table in the living room. 

TK just smiles again as he watches his friends take their usual seats in the living room. He leans into Carlos for a moment, taking the time to kiss his husband and brother on the cheek before taking Carlos’s hand and dragging him into the living room and their corner of the couch for Catan.

“Um, TK?” Jonah asks from where he’s perched on the arm of the couch beside Carlos.

“Yeah, buddy?”

“Can we eat those cookies yet?”

The room bursts into happy laughter, and TK smiles. “We sure can.”