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(OOC)

guys I'm gonna make fight club kandi

give me names/objects and color schemes to put it with :3

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POV: the narrator discovers what species his fursona will be 🐧

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look at these absolute DIVAS 💜

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I would love a air fryer, if I had a house that could handle it.

i just think that the narrator would love having an airfryer

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Edward Norton and Helena Bonham Carter as The Narrator and Marla Singer Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher

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Born to be a boytoy forced to be a boyemployee

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Guys I'm going on a work trip and there's this guy talking about being in the emergency row and how it's a very big job?? He has the same suitcase as me and is really sexy????

Man I hope nothing horrible like a explosion happens to my apartment when I get back.

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THE NARRATOR STIMBOARD - FIGHT CLUB 1999

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but with Tyler Durden

Hot gay sex

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if anyone needs me i’ll be bleeding out in a fun & erotic manner

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I never took that thing off afterwards.

i dont know how to tell you guys but hes wiping himself with the narrators shirt here

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grrr i hate women grrr i wanna have sex with this guy i made up in my head grrrrrr

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yes I bled all over your perfect white carpet but my blood is actually pretty awesome you should be excited to live with my awesome blood