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Apple Seed 11: Abuela

Vaggie: (helping Charlie walk around the hotel) Just a couple more weeks and this will be all over, babe.

Charlie: (waddling like a fat penguin and holding her back) Thank fuck!

Lucifer: ....I'm risking it. (rushes up behind Charlie, lifts her up, places her feet on his, and starts waddling forward while singing) WWWWWWaddle like a penguin, quack, quack! WWWaddle like a penguin, quack, quack!

Charlie: DAD!!! I'M NOT THREE ANYMORE!!! I'M JUST PREGNANT!!! (looks down at her recently dropped baby belly) Very.... VERY.... pregnant....

Lucifer: Sorry, duckie. I thought this might help bring a smile to your face.

KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!

Vaggie: Who the fuck is here now?! We put it out that we're not taking anymore sinners until after the baby's born!

Charlie: (slowly easing herself onto a lowered bar stool) Vaggie, be nice.

Baby: (wiggles, sending Charlie's whole belly pulsing)

Charlie: Baby agrees.

Vaggie: Yes, dear.... (answers the door) What do you- .......

Carmilla: (standing in the doorway with an imposing stare)

Vaggie: Carmine!? What are you doing here?!

Carmilla: (places an envelope in Vaggie's hand and enters the hotel with Clara and Odette in tow - dragging mounds of baby goods) I am here to check in on the princess and child while dropping off some much needed baby items.

Charlie: Aww~ That's awfully nice of you, Ms. Carmine.

Baby: (flutters)

Vaggie: (opening the envelope) This better not be an invoice for all of that! (pulls out a thick packet of paper and reads) WHAT THE FUCK???? You're ADOPTING me?!?!?!

Charlie: (jaw drops as she's in the middle of holding up a white baby onesie that says "I Love My Mommies" in rainbow from the pile) What?!

Lucifer: (Angry puppy face) Oh, no! That is MY daughter-in-law!

Carmilla: I figured it was overdue, especially with a child on the way. The baby needs an abuela in its life.

Vaggie: (opens mouth to say something only for her to close it with a snap) You know what? Fuck it. This is fine. Someone, give me a pen.

Odette: (hands over a pen)

Vaggie: Thank you. (signs the paper) There. Carmine, now you're an abuelita.

Carmilla: (staring at Charlie and the baby belly) Abuela is just fine.

Vaggie: Abuelita or nothing.

Carmilla: (opens mouth to counter)

Baby: (flutters excitedly and little fist impressions press against Charlie's belly)

Charlie: Awww~ They want to say "Hi" to their abuelita~

Carmilla: (flushes red and closes her mouth before shuffling forward and holding her hand over Charlie's belly)

Charlie: (smiles and gently presses her hand on top of Carmilla's, bringing it to her belly)

Baby: (tiny hand presses against the taught belly to meet the hand outside)

Carmilla: ......... (internally crying from sheer emotions) Qué pequeño tan precioso.

Clara & Odette: Can we feel the baby?!

Carmilla: (walks back over to Vaggie to retrieve the paperwork)

Vaggie: (smirking) Don't think I didn't hear that.

Carmilla: I don't know what you're talking about.

[frownyalfred]

sometimes I shitpost 100% bracing for the “are you ok?” anon ask I’m about to receive

[crosby-interesting]

girls, here's some more fuel for the fire, exclusively from my personal mail

XO XO

[ask-stardrop]

To Stardrop: *hugs*

T-thanks...

[jmdbjk]

K jkkrs, including big and small accounts, are saying Jimin whispered 'go quickly' in his BB live. And how he had 2 gaming chairs which was wired if he's living alone and single. Now if it's JK with him then why are they looking and talking like they haven't seen each other for months ? Jimin saying he haven't seen JK and haven't gone to his place if they stay together often ?

One more.

Hey Anon... gonna answer you with this other Anon's thoughts on Jimin's BB live:

You two Anons should meet up and hash it out... too bad y'all are anons, though.

As far as cleaning out my inbox , I think that’s all for now.

I purple you.

[shhh-secret-time]

Lemme get uuuuuh 🔍 with a side of 🖊

(New anon btw. Love your stuff! Can't wait to see more!) - 🍄

Welcome mushroom anon! Thank you for your kind words!

🔍: Character you like writing for the most?

For South Park? Stan! There's so much potential in that boy! He's easy to write for! Getting into shenanigans with his friends and being down bad for every person who's nice to him

Stan 🤝 Kenny -> people being nice to them so they fall in love.

Second place goes to Clyde. That's a recent development, I giggle everytime I write dialogue for that loser.

🖊: Character you don't like writing for?

Oooooh I've talked about this before, but Cartman. I long to steal the writing talent of people on this site. Those who understand his character are powerful and I admire them.

But if we're talking about characters I write for? Then it's Kyle. It's not that I don't like his character (those of you who are regulars on this blog know I love him.) I'm just brain dead and I have a hard time figuring out what to do with him.

[dreamings-free]

CONGRATS TO ONLY THE POETS FOR SIGNING WITH EMI!

29/1/23 - announcement video here

[yekokataa]

seeing some of the anons that other people get makes me more grateful that i pretty much only get good anons showing up in my inbox

[reinekes-fox]

Still have a few anons left (yay) I am going to answer those later cause they take a bit more time 😸 and I need to get going for work, but having something to look forward to is really helping so thank you for that guys :)

[sunskate]

It's definitely the same dress! I think I also spotted Marjo's blue Paganini FD dress on a girl at the Quebec championship.

ahhh good eye☺️ i love costume sharing, and for Marjo to do this for junior skaters is❤️❤️❤️

Audra Gans with her new partner Michael Boutsan at Championnats

[livelaughlovefootball]

Yea charles gained 6 positions, but only one of that was due to an actual overtake. The rest depended on team strategy with the tyres (every car should change their tyres atleast once during the race. Going into the pitlane to change tyres costs time and thus positions, ferrari very surprisingly made a single pit stop strategy work so yea)

Yeah I mean it worked right?

Thanks for explaining that because again I really don't know much about racing so I still gotta learn all the stuff I oughta know lol

But yes even watching knowing nothing I did see that Ferrari didn't take many pit stops. Is that usually not a very good strategy? I wouldn't know.

[xamaxenta]

For your back. I know it sounds crazy but if alternating hot and cold compresses don’t work try repeatedly tensing up the area as hard as you can for a bit and relaxing like 5 times. I used to get pain from no clue like that and as it turns out a nerve had slipped and tensing got it back into place

Gonna try this 😭 you and the other anon said a similar thing about a nerve

Idk how to tense my back muscles for i have none so I can’t tell if theyre engaged or not but it didnt do much when i flexed my pathetic lil biceps so compresses it is otherwise ill just simply pass away

[strangesolicitations]

Are Krogans all they're cracked up to be?

So

While I can't vouch for being on the receiving end of a Krogan dicking

I will leave you with the knowledge that the gals can consciously control their inner walls and hoo boy it is no wonder that they were such horny bastards that they hit the point where colonization became necessary in as short a time as they did

[abuadam86]

Emergency: Help save my children's lives

Dear humanity,

I am Habib from Gaza. I am married and have four children: Menna, 12 years old, Adam, 10 years old (suffering from quadriplegia), Maria, 6 years old, and Ezz, one year old. Although they are young, they have survived previous wars, but this current war is the most difficult of all. This is a war of genocide, and the difficulty of the war lies in the inability to meet the needs of my son Adam, who needs special care.

Over the past ten months, we have been caught in the crossfire of the ongoing conflict in Gaza. Our once peaceful home in Khan Yunis has been reduced to rubble, and now we find ourselves displaced in Deir al-Balah, living in squalid conditions in a makeshift tent on the streets. The devastation not only deprived us of our physical shelter, but also destroyed my livelihood - the once thriving business that supported our family's well-being, is now in ruins. The daily struggle for survival is exacerbated by the scarcity of basic necessities such as clean water, adequate sanitation and basic medical supplies

Our home was the place where we found hope and safety, and where we made precious memories. Losing him was like losing years of our lives.

Not only that, they destroyed my source of livelihood, burned it, and demolished it with bulldozers, and today I am without a home and without a job. I was working in a store I owned that met the needs and expenses of my family

Living in tents is miserable. There is a lack of drinking water, hot sun rays, and strange insects that have terrified my children. What hurts me most is my young son Ezz, who I see growing up in an unclean environment and with no healthy food for him. I believe he has not received his right to life.

At this stage, my husband and I decided to go to you and create an account on the Go Fund Me website and ask you to help us in these difficult times until we get out of Gaza, from the land of war to the land of peace. All we need from you is to support us and help us to get out of the war, even if you cannot help. You should spread the word. This campaign is everywhere and among your friends. We thank you for your stance and support for us. Thank you, my friends

The amount that will be collected from this campaign :

We will spend it by paying the amount to coordinate entry through the Rafah land crossing, which connects Gaza to the State of Egypt, since, as I mentioned, they charge an adult $5,000, but depending on the pressures, crises, and waiting, the amount may reach $7,000 per person, and children $2,500 to $4,000.

We will also use it for the rest of the travel and safe transportation expenses to provide for all family members.

A picture of my children's life before the war

A video of my children's lives living the war

May God reward you with all the best and may God bless you

Best wishes with sincere gratitude,

Habib's family

My Instagram account link

My account vetted by:

@dlxxv-vetted-donations

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@gazavetters , my number verified on the list is ( #187 )

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“their relationship is too deep to be sexual” what’s deeper than dick in hole. please tell me