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Apple Seed 11: Abuela

Vaggie: (helping Charlie walk around the hotel) Just a couple more weeks and this will be all over, babe.

Charlie: (waddling like a fat penguin and holding her back) Thank fuck!

Lucifer: ....I'm risking it. (rushes up behind Charlie, lifts her up, places her feet on his, and starts waddling forward while singing) WWWWWWaddle like a penguin, quack, quack! WWWaddle like a penguin, quack, quack!

Charlie: DAD!!! I'M NOT THREE ANYMORE!!! I'M JUST PREGNANT!!! (looks down at her recently dropped baby belly) Very.... VERY.... pregnant....

Lucifer: Sorry, duckie. I thought this might help bring a smile to your face.

KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!

Vaggie: Who the fuck is here now?! We put it out that we're not taking anymore sinners until after the baby's born!

Charlie: (slowly easing herself onto a lowered bar stool) Vaggie, be nice.

Baby: (wiggles, sending Charlie's whole belly pulsing)

Charlie: Baby agrees.

Vaggie: Yes, dear.... (answers the door) What do you- .......

Carmilla: (standing in the doorway with an imposing stare)

Vaggie: Carmine!? What are you doing here?!

Carmilla: (places an envelope in Vaggie's hand and enters the hotel with Clara and Odette in tow - dragging mounds of baby goods) I am here to check in on the princess and child while dropping off some much needed baby items.

Charlie: Aww~ That's awfully nice of you, Ms. Carmine.

Baby: (flutters)

Vaggie: (opening the envelope) This better not be an invoice for all of that! (pulls out a thick packet of paper and reads) WHAT THE FUCK???? You're ADOPTING me?!?!?!

Charlie: (jaw drops as she's in the middle of holding up a white baby onesie that says "I Love My Mommies" in rainbow from the pile) What?!

Lucifer: (Angry puppy face) Oh, no! That is MY daughter-in-law!

Carmilla: I figured it was overdue, especially with a child on the way. The baby needs an abuela in its life.

Vaggie: (opens mouth to say something only for her to close it with a snap) You know what? Fuck it. This is fine. Someone, give me a pen.

Odette: (hands over a pen)

Vaggie: Thank you. (signs the paper) There. Carmine, now you're an abuelita.

Carmilla: (staring at Charlie and the baby belly) Abuela is just fine.

Vaggie: Abuelita or nothing.

Carmilla: (opens mouth to counter)

Baby: (flutters excitedly and little fist impressions press against Charlie's belly)

Charlie: Awww~ They want to say "Hi" to their abuelita~

Carmilla: (flushes red and closes her mouth before shuffling forward and holding her hand over Charlie's belly)

Charlie: (smiles and gently presses her hand on top of Carmilla's, bringing it to her belly)

Baby: (tiny hand presses against the taught belly to meet the hand outside)

Carmilla: ......... (internally crying from sheer emotions) Qué pequeño tan precioso.

Clara & Odette: Can we feel the baby?!

Carmilla: (walks back over to Vaggie to retrieve the paperwork)

Vaggie: (smirking) Don't think I didn't hear that.

Carmilla: I don't know what you're talking about.

[frownyalfred]

sometimes I shitpost 100% bracing for the “are you ok?” anon ask I’m about to receive

[crosby-interesting]

girls, here's some more fuel for the fire, exclusively from my personal mail

XO XO

[tz-polls]

I think you can count the Bero square from the Instagram stories last weekend and I would count the Salem trip as something touristy!

We’re slowly getting there 🙏

[ask-stardrop]

To Stardrop: *hugs*

T-thanks...

[jmdbjk]

K jkkrs, including big and small accounts, are saying Jimin whispered 'go quickly' in his BB live. And how he had 2 gaming chairs which was wired if he's living alone and single. Now if it's JK with him then why are they looking and talking like they haven't seen each other for months ? Jimin saying he haven't seen JK and haven't gone to his place if they stay together often ?

One more.

Hey Anon... gonna answer you with this other Anon's thoughts on Jimin's BB live:

You two Anons should meet up and hash it out... too bad y'all are anons, though.

As far as cleaning out my inbox , I think that’s all for now.

I purple you.

[shhh-secret-time]

Lemme get uuuuuh 🔍 with a side of 🖊

(New anon btw. Love your stuff! Can't wait to see more!) - 🍄

Welcome mushroom anon! Thank you for your kind words!

🔍: Character you like writing for the most?

For South Park? Stan! There's so much potential in that boy! He's easy to write for! Getting into shenanigans with his friends and being down bad for every person who's nice to him

Stan 🤝 Kenny -> people being nice to them so they fall in love.

Second place goes to Clyde. That's a recent development, I giggle everytime I write dialogue for that loser.

🖊: Character you don't like writing for?

Oooooh I've talked about this before, but Cartman. I long to steal the writing talent of people on this site. Those who understand his character are powerful and I admire them.

But if we're talking about characters I write for? Then it's Kyle. It's not that I don't like his character (those of you who are regulars on this blog know I love him.) I'm just brain dead and I have a hard time figuring out what to do with him.

[dreamings-free]

CONGRATS TO ONLY THE POETS FOR SIGNING WITH EMI!

29/1/23 - announcement video here

[yekokataa]

seeing some of the anons that other people get makes me more grateful that i pretty much only get good anons showing up in my inbox

[reinekes-fox]

Still have a few anons left (yay) I am going to answer those later cause they take a bit more time 😸 and I need to get going for work, but having something to look forward to is really helping so thank you for that guys :)

[sunskate]

It's definitely the same dress! I think I also spotted Marjo's blue Paganini FD dress on a girl at the Quebec championship.

ahhh good eye☺️ i love costume sharing, and for Marjo to do this for junior skaters is❤️❤️❤️

Audra Gans with her new partner Michael Boutsan at Championnats

[livelaughlovefootball]

Yea charles gained 6 positions, but only one of that was due to an actual overtake. The rest depended on team strategy with the tyres (every car should change their tyres atleast once during the race. Going into the pitlane to change tyres costs time and thus positions, ferrari very surprisingly made a single pit stop strategy work so yea)

Yeah I mean it worked right?

Thanks for explaining that because again I really don't know much about racing so I still gotta learn all the stuff I oughta know lol

But yes even watching knowing nothing I did see that Ferrari didn't take many pit stops. Is that usually not a very good strategy? I wouldn't know.

[xamaxenta]

For your back. I know it sounds crazy but if alternating hot and cold compresses don’t work try repeatedly tensing up the area as hard as you can for a bit and relaxing like 5 times. I used to get pain from no clue like that and as it turns out a nerve had slipped and tensing got it back into place

Gonna try this 😭 you and the other anon said a similar thing about a nerve

Idk how to tense my back muscles for i have none so I can’t tell if theyre engaged or not but it didnt do much when i flexed my pathetic lil biceps so compresses it is otherwise ill just simply pass away

[strangesolicitations]

Are Krogans all they're cracked up to be?

So

While I can't vouch for being on the receiving end of a Krogan dicking

I will leave you with the knowledge that the gals can consciously control their inner walls and hoo boy it is no wonder that they were such horny bastards that they hit the point where colonization became necessary in as short a time as they did

[thankyouforthememoriesworld]

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