#...which is mildly concerning

[jinxcast]

i feel like if i told ppl at steinfilms that this place is the kindest place i've ever been they'd just feel bad for me lol

[martyrbat]

madness – batman: haunted knight

[bayofwolves]

how did abeke take care of her braids when the team was on a mission is what i want to know

[blazingflareon]

took like a year but finally did a proper ref for this guy lol

made him a lil more fucked up bc like. he blows himself up with experimental magic more than anyone probably should no it wasnt just bc i wanted to draw more bandages shut up

[bonefarm]

I swear every time one of these GoFundMe hobby farm/ranch/commune/dream-and-a-lark thingies implodes the number of braindead animal husbandry takes on this webbed site increases 500 fold.

[fishyfiles]

whoever invented the copepod, thank you

they're so funny

[esfordays]

More notes about the pub au because I am not well

Dick often shows up at the pub, although no one ever sees him enter or leave the place

There’s a feral cat that has been made an honorary staff member at the pub

Hes’s a really friendly black cat with a white tuxedo pattern, and what looks like a little moustache

The cat has been named Alfred II

Every time Bruce comes to the pub (most likely to try pressure Jay into coming back home) Dick shows up a few minutes later and distracts him for the night

Jason ran away from home with Dick’s help

All the bat kids have a very strained relationship with Bruce, and Dick + Cass act as the buffer to protect their siblings

Roy has punched Bruce before. He will do it again.

Oli sometimes shows up to check up on Roy

On those days, the drinks are payed for by Oliver

Oli and Dinah also helped pay for the pub, and helped Dick get Jay out of gotham

Only Steph, Duke, Dick and Cass still live with Bruce

Cass and Dick have a rotating schedule for who watches Bruce, although sibling and gala duty always falls to Dick

Tim and Damian don’t exactly have a bad relationship with Bruce, and they live with the Clark’s

Jay and Roy don’t talk to eachother much, but you ask anyone and they’ll tell you the two are such lovebirds, it makes the general populace sick

The pub is in a small northern town, where there’s a lot of snow every month but summer

Summer there can also be described of as “hell’s ventilation unit”

The assistant manager is Australian, and he is the only person allowed to touch the jukebox

He is also the supervision

(This totally isn’t because I only know what Australian pub music is like nooo what do you meaaaan)

Feed my children

[lactosegremlin]

a custom patch has been ordered for the pants and i am SCREAMING.

i’m so fucking excited

[iobartach]

@clvric [mirror!eav] asked; now that they're back to normal... he better not check mauga's cell. or else he'll find a lack of mauga in the cell. wonder who did that...

It's difficult to say what encouraged him to check out the detainment wing, for it wasn't a part of the base that he usually visited, let alone went out of his way to do so. But recent events had encouraged a closer examination of the places that he was permitted to access, just in case the scheming Tiefling had left behind more than a few surprises for him to discover.

An empty cell, however, was not something that Miguel would expect to find, mouth hanging slightly open as he stared in complete surprise at unlocked shackles and disabled security measures. Hadn't this cell been home to a notably large individual as of late? He'd need to consult the logs later to be certain, but it wasn't his biggest concern for now.

That honour went towards finding the released prisoner - and the accomplice that helped him escape.

He knew in an instant the person that was responsible.

"Eavari!!! What the hell have you done?!"

[bear-archer]

something something phoenix finding themselves not able to tell or really connect to the others something something

[hidinginmyhands]

There is something legitimately worrying about people censoring words like murder when they write even the most mildly dark stories

[imabiscuitinthousandworlds]

*walking with a friend and a guy my friends befriended (he seems okay? weird humour but cool ig) talking abt falling out of windows*

me: there's actually a word for throwing someone out of a window in english. defenestration

guy, quite weirded out (i think from his voice, his face is like. he's literally twice as tall as me i ain't looking that far up): why? do you just know that??

me: .... Reasons. (chronically on tumblr and weirdly informed abt strange topics)

[existentialcrisistime]

after having said it out loud, it's probably mildly concerning that I have a specific bedtime/sleep routine called "special edition pass out" :')

[iceboundolive]

love love love when the brain decides to invent things to be stressed about so you get to spend hours playing the exciting game of 'is it anxiety or a heart attack?'

[lesbiansanemi]

I have started to accept I am a bit more (re a lot more) psychologically unstable than I thought for a long time and man…. I’m tired of it

[loptrcoptr]

My fanfic hit 50k (posted) today and I am just looking around like. …??

good thing Jesus died for everybody’s sins or what have you because I’m just sinful and neurotic and apparently glued to my slutty nerdyass keyboard now