#...shut up

[brightlotusmoon]

...hey @sacredartist33013 I found an even better excuse for Mikey with telekinesis. I wish I'd seen this in 2016 when I started putting fics up again; my fic editing on how neurology and psionics work would be insufferable.

[dyrewrites]

Leaving notes like "I love this, but I need reasons for it to be here," in my own manuscript as if someone else is going to come in and figure out this mess.

[wishfuldeity]

who up woing they men

[goldensunset]

[mindboogling]

I love making a gag character for D&D, forgetting they’re just a gag character, and then take a step back to look at the original ref

[taahko]

i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes

[mroddmod]

the queen of the disco or whatever

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[patsy-losing-at-chess]

@make-them-roses @fineanddandytimesao3

i....listen im a slut for them ok they are marriwd aint nobody that pressed to make sure a "friend" remembers who they are ok i love this ship from the very bottom of my whorish soul ok and i want to hear none of ur bullshit this is who i am and im NOT ASHAMED LOOK AT EM LOOK AT THE FAIRES THE PANSIES THE QUEERS

you'll make it back.

[erros429]

roommate texted this to me……..

[stairset]

I'm sorry but I will never ever use goon as slang for a guy who jacks off a lot or whatever it apparently means now. A goon is a guy in a clown mask and purple tank top who sees a caped crusader swooping down to beat up him and his buddies and yells "IT'S DA FREAKIN' BAT!" and I will accept nothing else.

[regina-cordium]

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

[aaronstveit]

"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious

[churroach]

Full of Desires

[bisexualsoup]

yesterday i was insane about that fictional man. today i am insane about that fictional man. tomorrow? take a wild guess brother