#...shut up

[brightlotusmoon]

...hey @sacredartist33013 I found an even better excuse for Mikey with telekinesis. I wish I'd seen this in 2016 when I started putting fics up again; my fic editing on how neurology and psionics work would be insufferable.

[dyrewrites]

Leaving notes like "I love this, but I need reasons for it to be here," in my own manuscript as if someone else is going to come in and figure out this mess.

[wishfuldeity]

who up woing they men

[goldensunset]

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[mindboogling]

I love making a gag character for D&D, forgetting they’re just a gag character, and then take a step back to look at the original ref

[taahko]

i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes

[mroddmod]

the queen of the disco or whatever

[patsy-losing-at-chess]

@make-them-roses @fineanddandytimesao3

i....listen im a slut for them ok they are marriwd aint nobody that pressed to make sure a "friend" remembers who they are ok i love this ship from the very bottom of my whorish soul ok and i want to hear none of ur bullshit this is who i am and im NOT ASHAMED LOOK AT EM LOOK AT THE FAIRES THE PANSIES THE QUEERS

you'll make it back.

[hamletthedane]

I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the class had conferenced at recess regarding the poor state of the classroom goldfish’s tank. We decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the dire situation, and I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)

[erros429]

roommate texted this to me……..

[stairset]

I'm sorry but I will never ever use goon as slang for a guy who jacks off a lot or whatever it apparently means now. A goon is a guy in a clown mask and purple tank top who sees a caped crusader swooping down to beat up him and his buddies and yells "IT'S DA FREAKIN' BAT!" and I will accept nothing else.

[regina-cordium]

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

[bisexualsoup]

yesterday i was insane about that fictional man. today i am insane about that fictional man. tomorrow? take a wild guess brother