#...and then they made lo'ak ;)

[websterss]

#𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐠𝐧𝐢𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐍𝐞𝐲𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐢'𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥

[nattikay]

[artcrevture]

“fade as the blue lights fade, go as the brightness goes. go back into the blue.”

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Neteyam: Kiri, just a question, a silly question-

Kiri: just get to the point

Neteyam: Spider is free friday night?

Kiri: why dont you ask him?

Lo'ak: he thinks it would be romantic to surprise Spider with a date night friday night.

Neteyam: the last thing im ever going to tell you

Neteyam: so Kiri?

Kiri: No, he's not

Neteyam: ow, when is he?

Spider: like right now?

Neteyam: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE?

Kiri: since the start, he likes to play on the branches you know it

Spider: anyway this date?

Neteyam.exe. stopped working

The part Neteyam missed was Kiri saying "Oh Spider, Neteyam and Lo'ak are coming over, hide in that tree and surprise them."

[crystalskies42]

Avatar human headcanons #3

Summary: Jake just wants to be a cool dad, man. (I will now write this, and if any of u write it first, I will find you and eat your limbs) (jk please don't sue me)

Jake: Day in the life of a TRUE 'Amurican geezer ;)

Jake: First, wake up and meet the wife, Neytiri!

Neytiri: Ma'Jake, what in Eywa are you doi-

Jake: *Barges into Kiri and Tuk's room* My little princesses, ain't they beautiful!

Kiri: *An absolute mess* wat :/

Tuk: *Snores*

Jake: Time to take Neteyam for football! *Literally throws his firstborn son into the car because he'll be fine and live*

Lo'ak: Dad, wait you forgot about me-

Jake: REV UP THE BUGATTI YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *accidentally runs over Lo'ak's second pet hamster*

Loak: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[mcverse]

Made these while deprived of sleep—can you tell?

Warning: some dark humor, credit if repost

Avatar M.List

[ele-sme]

“Hi Jake, Spider might or might not fallen of a tree”

 goJake was bored and annoyed, more than three had passed since the battle, and a lot happened during it. First of all, recom Quartich and his whole squad turned to Eywa’s side, which is good right? WRONG, well yes good, no one but the sky people died in that battle, and much information was given. But that motherfucker turned only because of Spider, and his minions followed because of ‘semper fidelis’. Now those things were in the Omatikaya forest learning the ways like he had done years before. Cringe. 

Plus, that bastard of a copy wanted Spider right next to him during the whole process, he wanted Jake’s son during the whole process!

Now, maybe saying son is a little hasty, in the end, him and Neytiri never officially adopt him, or never toke care of him. But still they accept him now

you should have accepted him immediately, he was just a child, why why why wh-

a call. 

“Yes?” Jake responded at the mobile that was used for him and the others who were in the forest for communication. 

usually before the battle, he would contact Max and Norm weekly, then once he called them for Kiri and another for Spider. 

now, he and the rest of the family would daily call Spider to check on him, which annoyed the blonde since he would spend all the weekends with them. 

still, every time Jake heard his voice, his heart would go in tilt, he could feel the joy, relife, love, longing and other emotions.

this time, it wasn't his son’s voice, but his other father. 

“Hello Jake, i didn't really want to call you, but your so called friends insisted that i do” Quaritch began “i think you can't really call someone like them friends you know? i wouldn’t like if someone called me telling what im telling you right no-” 

“Can you please just tell me what happened without telling me the story of your life?”

“Alright, Spider might have fallen of a tree...of twenty meters from the ground...and he might have craked his mask and broken some bones...and it might have got us almost thirty minutes to come back to the base...remove the might” Quaritch said

Jake’s heart skipped a bit, the pod became silent, he forgot about everyone in it, it took a few seconds before the house fallen into chaos. 

Neytiri practically jumped to him, taking the device off Jake’s hands, and starting telling off at Quaritch for saying something like that with such nostalange.

“at least is he alright?” she asked and after a few seconds he responded with a yes, which made Tuk calm down since she have started to cry. 

“alright we are coming right now” Jake announced and ended the call.

“yeah, let's go!” Lo’ak said trying to get out but Neytiri stopped him

“we are going means me and your mother, you stay here, not discussing that. Neteyam you are in charge” Jake said without letting Neytiri speak, like it was necessary.

he speaked for her, she speaked for him, he acted for her, she acted for him.

the flight which was usually of nine hours became one of five. The two Ikrans were exhausted. 

Neytiri praticlttly jumped off hers, running towards the infirmary, secretly hoping it was in the same place she remembered it to be.

Spider was asleep when they entered the room, next to him Quarithc who looked half asleep but was waken up when the other two entered the room. 

“you, me outside” Jake order the other avatar who silently obeyed him.

leaving Neytiri behind with Spider, they got to the outside, and Jake took his knife out pointing him at Quaritch. 

“i swear if something happened to him”

Quaritch let out a hiss but didn't respond

“we are taking him for all month, no need to say again“ Jake said, spitting at quaritch feet before returning to his mate and their child, finding Spider who was crying and Neytiri humming his favorite song. 

Without saying anything he got next to them an hummed with Neytiri the next verses. 

BONUS

Jake and Quaritch got out lefting Neytiri and Spider alone, the door closing made Spider wake up, and looked around finding Neytiri next to him. 

she gave him a motherly smile, one he never had, just it made him want to tear up all the water that was in him. 

“you came?” he said, it was more than a question, like Neytiri wasn't infront of him. But she was, and she was ready to give him a lot of kisses.

“You are my son after all”

[liquidjapanesetit]

Just me talking about avatar the way of the water and voice acting under the cut

Soooooo, recently i rewatched atwow in english for the first time and one thing i noticed was how the both versions give you a different perspective of the story's being told.

So, usually in brazilian voice acting the studios get VAs with the same age as the character and thats the case for atwow (thats a recent thing and is not the rule you still get some modern shows and movies with adults voicing children but with the past years that changed a lot)

my first experience with the movie was dubbed because i watched with my siblings so my first impression was an sort of coming of age very cliche and sweet for the sully kids because they actually sound like children

then i watched in english and that all changed

dont get me wrong, jack campion, britain dalton and jamie flatters did amazing job's and i would have to make an whole post just to talk about sigourney weaver because she is so *cheff kisss* but they dont sound like kids at all and i think this holds back the audience a little to engage with the story for what it is. Is reallly hard to understand spider when he looks like he just hit early 20s and idk maybe thats me but kiri sounding like a grow ass woman freak me out a little at first ascnaksk

im just rambling but if anyone read this you should give a look at the brazilian dub of the movie you'll get what i mean immediately

[icequeenlila]

So, I am working on my dark fic and I decided it must have Locorro (Spider/Lo'ak). How do you feel about a lil Kiri/Tsireya side ship? It won't be the focus, not even mentioned that often, but like the girls are crushing a bit.

I'll post more details on the story soon. Look at the tags to get an idea on what I'm planning on...

[tonowarii]

writing a sweet lo'ak angst rn mhm can't wait to make y'all cry jk

[nilsavatar]

Guys, I have the cutest dad in the world.

Last night we were watching ATWOW together, it was his first time.

He got very sad when RDA was hunting the Tulkuns down, and when Neteyam was shot he said with a broken heart "He's hurt!". (Usually Dad hardly ever speaks during a film, unlike his daughter).

Finally, when Neteyam died, he wanted to stop the film, saying he could go no further.

I imagine that as a father witnessing the death of his own son is atrocious. And that seeing it, even if only in a movie, has awakened this fear in him.

Dad is tough, but he doesn't hide his emotions. I am very proud to have been raised by a man who is not ashamed to show his feelings. I think that's one of the bravest things ever.

[websterss]

[nattikay]

friendly reminder that Neteyam is a well-adjusted kid who has a good relationship with his parents, that he tries his darnedest to be a good warrior because he genuinely looks up to his dad and wants to be like him, and that the idea that Jake and Neytiri are "forcing" him to be perfect, that they "stole his childhood" or that he's "not allowed" to be a kid, etc. are all pure fanfiction with little to no evidence in canon thanks bye

[yrieso]

i just KNOW lo'ak and spider make deez nuts jokes back and forth to each other. i know they do and you cannot convince me otherwise.

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

If it's happy asks you want then happy asks you shall get!!

When it comes to ghost ! Spider in the Sully house, Halloween at the Sully house is a whole event. The kids already loved the holiday but now they have a real ghost? Forget about iiiiittt.

They watch movies (scary like Poltergeist and not so scary like Paranorman) together, and when they all get scared from jump scares they feel a burst of wind and maybe popcorn goes flying because Spider is running away.

They decorate the house inside and out, and Spider hangs up the decorations that are really up high that Tuk can't reach (he's a ghost so I am assuming physics don't apply the boy can float).

Lo'ak finally warms up to Spider when he realizes all the pranks he can pull with having his own personal ghost buddy. He spreads all these rumors about his haunted house around school, and nobody believes him. He insists his classmates stop by on Halloween to find out for themselves. Mind you none of these rumors are even close to the truth, he was spinning tales like the hash slinging slasher from Spongebob was living in his house. So when the kids stop by, Spider gives them the scare of their lives.

Just the kids enjoying the holiday and participating in Sully shenanigans. 💜

AWW THIS IS ADORABLE, IT MADE ME SMILE SO HARD.

He totally can hang the high decorations for Tuk and help Lo'ak prank the other kids. I'm not sure if he's comfortable yet, but maybe he'll start haunting them at school so he can learn in class. I bet he starts to get bored during the day. He us absolutely terrified of scary movies, though, you are 100% right.

[daze-stole-ur-milk]

You know, if Quaritch had stayed dead for Avatar 2 Jake would be dead. and not just him either.

So here's a list of people who'd be dead if Quaritch hadn't gotten Cloned Ex Machina.

1. Jake Sully.

Wainfleet (A soldier who got Clone Ex Machina) would’ve killed him If Quaritch hadn’t stoped him. Saying that if they killed Jake at the time the Metkayina would attack.

2 The Sully Kids

A couple of them would probably die cause who needs hostages to negotiate with if the target is dead. Some of them will probably be saved by the Tulkun. But some won't

3. Neytiri

She’d might die in an attempt to either save her kids and Jake. Or avenge them.

4. The ocean tribes

Let’s be real here the only reason none of the ocean tribe members got killed was because Spider guilt tripped Quaritch into making a compromise. A shitty compromise since so many tribes lost their home, but at least with Quaritch they were alive.

5. The Omatikaya

Without Quaritch to stop them they would’ve gotten the Omatikaya’s location from Spider eventually. Then we’ve have a destruction of hometree 2.0 (with caves instead of trees.)

6. The Metkayina

They’d attack when Jake gets killed. And a lot of them will die without Jake telling them to go into the water to avoid bullets.

7. Spider

I'm putting him separately from the Sully kids cause I think they'd try to keep him alive and with them just for the Pr. Cause like, they are killing a bunch of people to take their land. But with him they could probably spin as "necessary evil" to rescue a child who got kidnaped or something. Still, he might die tho. He'd definitely try to defend the Sullys, and that might get him killed.