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Do you guys have any particular weapons you prefer to work with for the more... murdery side of the job?

-Ooooh yes yes yes! I looove showing off my stuff, hold on!

-Tadaaaa! My sickles! They're easy to carry around, nobody questions them at first glance because I can fold the blade up, and they're reeeal good at slicing through people like paper! Plus, they're useful for helping around the shop.

-Of course they're helpful around the shop they're just gardening tools you dolled up.

-You just use a guitar you dolled up! At least mine work as actual weapons.

-Yeah well at least I do actual damage with my shit.

(Rose sticks their tongue out at Thorn.)

-Real mature. Anyways, onto my guitar.

-She makes noises loud enough to bust eardrums and has the metal to bash in the skulls of who ever is left. And when she isn't doing that, she's a damn good instrument. She's my baby and I'd kill anyone that even touches a cord on her neck.

-Aww. Even me?

-Especially you.

-Rude. What about mom?

-'Kay, well, she's an exception since she actually knows how to use a guitar and gives my baby the respect she deserves.

-Actually, speaking of mom, if you want some actual weaponry, she's where you should look at.

-Mom! Can you show people your old equipment?

-Oh, sure my little petals. I don't use any of it anymore, though. They're basically wall dressing now...

-Woah, mom... you used a lotta stuff!

-Please, you've seen this all before...

-Still doesn't make it any less impressive.

-Well, a lot of colors use a variety of different tools... ah well. Doesn't matter much anyways.

-You used a lot of guns though, ma. How come?

-Made things quick. And, in my experience, there's nothing that can quite clear out a room like a good shotgun shell.

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-Wait, mom, haven't you had your own fair share of weird battles?

-Well, every fixer has had a "weird battle" at some point, sweetheart.

-Well I mean, yeah no duh, but you were a color so you have to have some suuuper weird stories, right?

-Nothing as weird as a gnomeck, but... hmm. Oh, here's one.

-This was around the time L Corp was falling, so it was little bit before you were born. I was actually in L Corp at the time, for... personal business. I had one last thing I wanted to do before I quit that lifestyle for good.

-While I was there, I got into a fight with a man with a skull for a head who used contracts and floating runes. They were quite pretty, in fact.

-He mainly fought by using my attacks against me. But he was there as a distraction. Unfortunately he was a good one.

-I did win the fight, but it was all too late. The one thing I was after ran away.

(Clematis looks down. She's fiddling with a ring on her finger. She lets out a deep sigh.)

-After that, I realized that what I was after had left me for good and I... couldn't fix it. I left L Corp and decided to take what I had left and find a nice place to raise you both.

-That was the best decision of my life.

-Aww...

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What's the most interesting thing yall fought?

-Hmmm... Well! Sometimes me and Thorn like to go out into the outskirts for little adventures-

-This is something we do outside of work. Don't send us outskirts requests.

-Thank you, Thorn. But yeah, we go to the outskirts sometimes and see some wild things out there. Big crabs. Weird fish. Robot bugs. But some of the craziest things we see out there usually tend to be the results of different things the humans and the other... sentient creatures did out there.

-Remember the gnome mech?

-WINGS ABOVE, THE GNOME MECH....

-The... gnomech?

-The gnome. Mech.

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rosenthorn when its tuesday

-...?

-Dearie, it's Saturday...

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rose i don't know why you're so horrified at thorn eating a tomato like an apple. that's completely normal and regular :3

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(Passes you a tomato)

Thorn takes a second to look at the tomato, and then-

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Ooohh... A flower shop you say? Not really the best with flower language and allat– I'm more of a hit things and say **** upfront kinda gal, but that sounds pretty neat! Any favorites you guys got?

- Apple 🍏 ( @zhongkui-n-friends )

-Hell yeah. I can get behind that kinda mentality. I probably wouldn't know as much as I do about flowers because of mom.

-As for my personal favorite flowers? I'm a fan of carnations. Call me basic or whatever but I like the patterns they make. Especially the striped ones.

-Hehehe, 'cause they look like your hair?

-What? No they-

-Wait. Fuck. They kinda do look like my hair.

-HAH!

-Yeah, yeah, laugh all you want about my hair. Why don't you answer the question yourself?

-Gladly~! I'm quite partial to Osirias, myself. They're absolutely gorgeous with their white exteriors and red interiors. They're a hybrid rose-

-A rose? You laugh about my flower hair and you literally pick the flower you share a name with?!

-They are iconic for a reason! As I was saying-

-Nah, nah, nah, you have to pick another one dude, come on-

-... What's wrong with roses?

-They're in his name! C'mon!

-Well, they're in your name, too.

-Barely!

-... Pfft.

-Anyways, ma, what's your favorite flower?

-Oh, well. Hmm... that's a hard one to answer!

-I suppose... it's be one I'd care to for a long time... Waiting patiently everyday for it to grow... A challenge, but rewarding if done right...

-So, it'd probably be an orchid!

-An... an orchid?

-Yes! And if you don't want to go strictly with flowers, a Stromanthe Triostar!

-Okay, you made that name up.

-They are very much real, even if they don't look like it!

-... Gonna be real, I thought she was going to say that we were her favorite flowers.

-Disappointed she didn't?

-Yeah?

-Well, I thought that was assumed! I'm sorry, sweetheart.

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Woah, there's a new Office in town! Or I assume so, may have just not heard of yous before. How's the work been going?

-We diiiid start up a bit recently, so it's no wonder you haven't heard about us, before.

-We've been working for awhile, though. But Bouquet office is new. We made it because all of our other bosses sucked.

-Sooooo.... we had our mom make an office since neither of us had the license to do so!

-She's legally a "member" of the office, but she doesn't go out on jobs or anything like that. She mainly just handles the paperwork. Thanks, mom!

-She's also a really good selling point, even if she doesn't do jobs. Maybe if you send your requests our way you'll be the lucky idiot who she actually responds too.

-Hey, isn't saying that kinda... legally dubious?

-Suck my legally duballs.

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Seven Association Office Fixer-Report

Name: Rose Age: 23 Pronouns: She/Her, He/Him Grade: 3 Height: 175 cm, 5'9" Hobbies: Clubbing/"Networking", Tailoring Specialties: Sociability, Synchronicity Birthday: June 20th Likes: Good alcohol, luxurious clothes, his family. Dislikes: Being ignored. Extra notes: Exclusively works alongside her sibling, Thorn.

Name: Thorn Age: 23 Pronouns: It/Its, They/Them Grade: 2 Height: 182 cm, 6' Hobbies: Song writing, Slam poetry, Tuning their guitar. Specialties: Crowd fighting, Synchronicity Birthday: June 20th Likes: Their guitar, small cafes with good atmosphere, their family. Dislikes: Chaotic/hectic noise. (Specifically noise without rhythm or purpose.) Extra notes: Exclusively works alongside its sibling, Rose.

Name: Clematis Age: 59 Pronouns: She/Her Grade: (Formerly) Color of the Rouge Blossom Height: 201 cm, 6'6" Hobbies: Gardening, managing Bouquet Office. Specialties: Ranged combat, fights with multiple opponents. Birthday: May 11th Likes: Her children, fiddling with the ring on her finger, taking care of others. Dislikes: Letting things going to waste. Extra notes: Widowed wife of ████████ █o█o█ o█ ██e ███e █e█e██e████o█.

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Bouquet Office Masterpost!

Bouquet Office Intro/Blog Rules

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#💐; of thorns and roses - tag for ask responses

#💐; the language of flowers - tag for text posts

#💐; flowers for algernon - tag for reblogged posts

#💐; daisy head mayzie - tag for out of character posts

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-Hi-hiiiii~!

-Hey.

-Howdy, there!

-Welcome to Bouquet Office~! We're a small, family owned grade 2 fixer office that also doubles as a flower shop! We have practically everything you need!

-If everything you need involves flowers and murder.

(Thorn, be nice!)

(Yeah, yeah...)

-Did I mention we're run by a color fixer? Hint hint, nudge nudge?

-Oh, Rose, please! I've long since retired.

-You still have your license though, right Ma?

-Thats in the case of emergency.

-Heh, yeah, "emergency".

Bouquet Office is a Project Moon roleplay blog featuring the two fixer twins named Rose and Thorn, as well as their mother, a former color named Clematis.

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Role play asks and "magic" asks are allowed!

I'm liable to delete any asks I want. Don't spam my inbox if I decide I don't wanna respond to yours.

Tagging this blog in your own posts is perfectly fine! Please interact with us!!!

That's all! Thank you for your time~!