yamadaasaemonjikka
HEAVEN. EARTH. MAN.
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All in sync. This is right.Previously @ariaofthes0ul
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yamadaasaemonjikka · 1 day ago
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its ok i think more people should aspire to be perverts like you
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yamadaasaemonjikka · 1 day ago
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I will succeed because I’m crazy
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yamadaasaemonjikka · 1 day ago
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it’s always “why did you sacrifice yourself and leave me behind” and never How was the sacrifice Was sacrificing yourself fun it looked fun
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yamadaasaemonjikka · 1 day ago
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*seductively* would you.. be interested in doing a unfunny bit with me sometime.. just the two of us..
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Will never know peace until I find another relationship like this
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yamadaasaemonjikka · 1 day ago
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That day you realized you can just beat the shit out of people until they pass out or die.
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yamadaasaemonjikka · 1 day ago
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the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption
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yamadaasaemonjikka · 1 day ago
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the jiggle jiggle skin
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Just the chocobros working regular professions in an Alternative Universe~ prints available here
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yamadaasaemonjikka · 2 days ago
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me: computer, imagine a triangle.
computer: no sweat man. im doing it.
me: ok, now imagine another one.
computer: psh, sure. i can handle two triangles.
me: ok, now imagine another one.
computer: you know it.
[several hours later]
me: can you imagine another one?
computer, starting to sweat now: yeah. yeah, i can.
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yamadaasaemonjikka · 2 days ago
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theyre hacking the mainframe!!!
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yamadaasaemonjikka · 2 days ago
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Hey, the ACLU is getting people to send letters to your Reps to have Congress pass the No Kings Act.
This act would make constitutional amendments to ensure that even sitting presidents are held liable for their actions. That NOBODY is above the law.
Their goal is 150k messages sent and at the time of writing this they're about 2.1k off from that goal!
ACLU gives you a prefilled message that you can edit to send to make the process easier, and will send it out for you.
This only takes a few minutes!
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yamadaasaemonjikka · 2 days ago
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Types of headaches
English added by me :)
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yamadaasaemonjikka · 2 days ago
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it's really annoying being fat and disabled because everyone always assumes i just need to lose weight and i won't be disabled anymore. that im just lazy or something. they never consider the fact that i actually became disabled while i was thin. the chronic pain began when i was thin. my loss of mobility happened when i was thin. i used to go on runs several times a week. i walked and biked absolutely everywhere. my job allowed to do good manual labour every day, lots of heavy lifting and exercise. i ate healthy and balanced. i didn't become fat until after my disability left me functionally housebound. they just tell me, lose the weight, fatty, and the disability will go away. they don't understand. they don't want to. they just hate fat people. they hate disabled people. I'm fat and disabled. they despise me for daring to exist.
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