#cole is gay asf

[ele-sme]

“Hi Jake, Spider might or might not fallen of a tree”

 goJake was bored and annoyed, more than three had passed since the battle, and a lot happened during it. First of all, recom Quartich and his whole squad turned to Eywa’s side, which is good right? WRONG, well yes good, no one but the sky people died in that battle, and much information was given. But that motherfucker turned only because of Spider, and his minions followed because of ‘semper fidelis’. Now those things were in the Omatikaya forest learning the ways like he had done years before. Cringe. 

Plus, that bastard of a copy wanted Spider right next to him during the whole process, he wanted Jake’s son during the whole process!

Now, maybe saying son is a little hasty, in the end, him and Neytiri never officially adopt him, or never toke care of him. But still they accept him now

you should have accepted him immediately, he was just a child, why why why wh-

a call. 

“Yes?” Jake responded at the mobile that was used for him and the others who were in the forest for communication. 

usually before the battle, he would contact Max and Norm weekly, then once he called them for Kiri and another for Spider. 

now, he and the rest of the family would daily call Spider to check on him, which annoyed the blonde since he would spend all the weekends with them. 

still, every time Jake heard his voice, his heart would go in tilt, he could feel the joy, relife, love, longing and other emotions.

this time, it wasn't his son’s voice, but his other father. 

“Hello Jake, i didn't really want to call you, but your so called friends insisted that i do” Quaritch began “i think you can't really call someone like them friends you know? i wouldn’t like if someone called me telling what im telling you right no-” 

“Can you please just tell me what happened without telling me the story of your life?”

“Alright, Spider might have fallen of a tree...of twenty meters from the ground...and he might have craked his mask and broken some bones...and it might have got us almost thirty minutes to come back to the base...remove the might” Quaritch said

Jake’s heart skipped a bit, the pod became silent, he forgot about everyone in it, it took a few seconds before the house fallen into chaos. 

Neytiri practically jumped to him, taking the device off Jake’s hands, and starting telling off at Quaritch for saying something like that with such nostalange.

“at least is he alright?” she asked and after a few seconds he responded with a yes, which made Tuk calm down since she have started to cry. 

“alright we are coming right now” Jake announced and ended the call.

“yeah, let's go!” Lo’ak said trying to get out but Neytiri stopped him

“we are going means me and your mother, you stay here, not discussing that. Neteyam you are in charge” Jake said without letting Neytiri speak, like it was necessary.

he speaked for her, she speaked for him, he acted for her, she acted for him.

the flight which was usually of nine hours became one of five. The two Ikrans were exhausted. 

Neytiri praticlttly jumped off hers, running towards the infirmary, secretly hoping it was in the same place she remembered it to be.

Spider was asleep when they entered the room, next to him Quarithc who looked half asleep but was waken up when the other two entered the room. 

“you, me outside” Jake order the other avatar who silently obeyed him.

leaving Neytiri behind with Spider, they got to the outside, and Jake took his knife out pointing him at Quaritch. 

“i swear if something happened to him”

Quaritch let out a hiss but didn't respond

“we are taking him for all month, no need to say again“ Jake said, spitting at quaritch feet before returning to his mate and their child, finding Spider who was crying and Neytiri humming his favorite song. 

Without saying anything he got next to them an hummed with Neytiri the next verses. 

BONUS

Jake and Quaritch got out lefting Neytiri and Spider alone, the door closing made Spider wake up, and looked around finding Neytiri next to him. 

she gave him a motherly smile, one he never had, just it made him want to tear up all the water that was in him. 

“you came?” he said, it was more than a question, like Neytiri wasn't infront of him. But she was, and she was ready to give him a lot of kisses.

“You are my son after all”

[bubble-bule]

Red big brother doodle

[vysehrn]

[nyaskitten]

What do you think makes lost shipping so great? I'm not hating on cole being gay but the ship itself isn't all that.

Now me PERSONALLY... when all the other Cole ships are straight ass (except for u Glacier I love u Glacier,) Lost is kinda like The Best Option to me... it IS def under-developed asf but it's also cute... Geo is adorable and I think him and Cole are cute together... also their colors compliment each other a lot...

[vividmilk]

SCYTHE AUDIO RANKINGS (BOY best friend edition)

NOTE : boy best friend is a weirdo, and has weirdo answers. you have been warned.

V (10/10) - reason : 'get him in my bed right now. daddy.'

Hunter (7/10) - reason : 'skibidi toilet.' what?

JayJay (10/10) - reason : 'cutest thing ever'

Maverick (-50/10) - reason: 'I'LL SCRAP YOU MAN COME AT ME I'LL FIGHT YOUR DOG' okay vro.. 😰

Atrocity (9.5/10) - reason : 'coconuts 😈' 😐

Dark (10/10) - reason : 'i feel bad, he should've lived'

Frequency (9/10) - reason : 'me' okay bucko

White Wolf (9.5/10) - reason : 'he looks like zeus, i like greek mythology :3'

Valakai (7.5/10) - reason : 'he looks like scorpion, lil bit scary'

Sylas (8/10) - reason: 'his face scares me, cool outfit (jackets cool asf)'

Blaine (0/10) - reason 'gimp boy' WHAT.

Kilian (9/10) - reason : 'is that kylo ren? oh, looks like him.'

Julian (-1/10) - reason : 'pulls no bitches' alright then single man 😐

Cole (9/10) - reason : 'looks like a viking, lounge man.'

Marcus (5/10) - reason : 'subway surfers' HELLO?

Creed (10/10) - reason : 'scouse cat man? bed, now. mine.' jesus i think you

need a buzz feed quiz.. *am i gay? quiz*

Sy (7/10) - reason : 'cool'

Zombie Husband (2/10) - reason: 'scawy 🥺'

Therian (15/10) - reason: 'I LOVE TIGERS!-' (i'd probably say he means 10/10, but i'm not making him change his score 🤷‍♀️)

James (10/10) - reason 'he looks scared, like a mix between hiccup and gandalf... oh his legs broken, i feel bad. sympathy points!'

Incubus boyfriend (6.5/10) - 'oooo, she a devil, she bad lil bitch she a rebel~🎵'

Dominic (10/10) - reason: 'oh my god he has jack skeleton on his shoulder!!'

Bomo (-5/10) - reason: 'WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?' fair enough

Domial (?/10) - reason : 'me no like'

Kaedus (10/10) - reason : 'ME AND THE DEVILL-' okay get OUT

Alpha (5/10) - reason: 'reminds me of a film, dunno what though.'

bonus character

Cheeky (10/10) - reason - 'shawty got dat fat ass' GET OUT YOU SIMP-

[cricket-sanctuary]

Headcannons but they’re not actually headcannons

Inspired by the questionable @theblankspaceinthepages

DEV - TGE SOGGY ONE - @dev-elop

Gay asf // friend with Bradley we think?? // soggy // I think his dad like almost killed him or smt? // forgets he doesn’t have to mask as the host around friends // trans we chant in unison // we’re buddies // probably sane compared to some of us

Cole - ANXIETY BUNNY - @coles-habits

Cool awesome friend // a habit (emh) somehow?? // misses Clem // purple // very bad at pretending to be the host // WE LOVE YOU BUT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS MORE PANIC ATTACKS IS CRONA /lh // silly

Will do More some other day

[localguy2]

That's completely fine tbh, you shouldn't feel that way whatsoever but at the same time I get why you would

Personally I'm not in ships like bruise or lava, but I do respect them, disagreeing with someone about a ship is completely fine and is to be expected even, people will understand if you say "I like bruise more then lava" because hey! That's your opinion, and it's for you to keep

The same can be said about headcanons regarding the characters of the show, while yes a lot of people share the same headcanons about Cole for example (big guy that's sweet asf, or Cole is gay, etc etc etc) it's completely fine to go in the other direction and headcanon Cole as something else entirely, we all got our different ways of viewing something, it's just a natural human thing and don't feel bad if someone talks in a negative way of your headcanon, it might be hard to ignore yes, but in any case you shouldn't let it sour your view of something/someone, they don't personally agree with how you view a character? Well too bad! Because it's YOUR headcanon and YOU get to decide what happens in it

So, a little venting, since I need to get this out.

Tw for honest opinions, I’m really sorry if I offend anyone

I love sharing and making up headcanons, but I always feel like I need to adhere to other people’s opinions.

I don’t like other people controlling how I feel, and I don’t want to have to abide by other people’s opinions, but I still do out of fear.

And, I don’t think that’s healthy for me.

Like, for example - and tw for my opinion I guess - I don’t like lavashipping, but I feel like I have to pretend I do, so I can stay in the community. I’m afraid of being kicked out or hated.

And, I promise, I’m not homophobic or anything - I am extremely lgbt+ friendly and a member of the lgbt+ community myself.

But I’m afraid of what other people would think of me if they knew I didn’t like lavashipping, or Kai, or the idea of Cole being with someone that isn’t Jay.

You see, I’m a really sensitive person, and my brain is really weird, and it dislikes things that don’t make any sense to dislike, and it gets scared of anything that conflicts with its opinions.

And I don’t want to be like that, but that’s just how I am. I can’t change that.

So I’m just, really careful with the content I consume. I block tags I know will make me upset, I don’t get in other people’s way of liking things, I don’t argue with people.

And, I love other people’s opinions and seeing them, I really do, but I still have to be really careful. Because I know there are a lot of things I can’t handle.

Like, I want to share how I feel about Jay, and bruise, and how much I love both, but I feel like I can’t because of how other people view them, especially when I interact with Kai fans a lot.

And, I love being around Kai fans, the way they see him is really interesting and cool, but I’m just not a Kai fan myself.

And that gets back into being scared of sharing my opinion, because I’m afraid of losing people. I’m in a discord server run by a Kai fan, and I love it there, and it’s really fun talking to them (hi, if you’re reading this, by the way). But I’m scared of losing that if I dislike Kai.

I’m scared, and I don’t want to be, cause the Ninjago fandom is one of the only places I feel welcome and comfortable in.

I want to share all my ideas and headcanons and theories about Cole, but I feel like I can’t because of how other people see him.

I feel like it’s a popular opinion to think of him as kind and sweet, but that’s not how I see him, and I’m scared of showing that.

All I really want is to be able to have my opinions and be in a community, but I feel like I can’t. And I’m scared of being kicked out or disliked by my mutuals and other people. My mutuals in the Ninjago fandom are some of the only friends I have.

I barely have healthy relationships with anyone I used to consider friends irl, so being able to interact with others in the Ninjago community is really refreshing.

And I’m afraid of losing all of it, just because of my opinions.

[stvrmfrcis-blog]

here’s some mini intros while i work on figuring out legitimate things !! if anyone would like to plot or anything, just like this or hmu or msg me on discord @ chvndelicr#4076

let’s start with brandon.

BRANDON O’CONNOR looks an awful lot like DANIEL SHARMAN. HE is TWENTY SIX and while they're DEPENDABLE, they have a tendency to get pretty AWKWARD. You’ve probably seen them around Kola listening to HERE by ALESSIA CARA. 

brandon is the boy next door

he’s totally lovable and absolutely oblivious

he has no idea how cute he is

he’s just a big lanky dude that’s awkward af

he works as an emt so there’s that

boxes in his free time

never really had a serious relationship bc he doesn’t think girls are interested in him??

CAMPBELL STERLING looks an awful lot like ROSS BUTLER. HE is TWENTY THREE and while they're EXCITABLE, they have a tendency to get pretty IMMATURE. You’ve probably seen them around Kola listening to DIRTY LITTLE SECRET by ALL AMERICAN REJECTS.

so, cam is the complete opposite of brandon

he’s your average college frat boy

has no idea what he’s doing with his life

barely knows how to take care of himself

seriously he’s so helpless and immature he probably doesn’t even know how to make chicken nuggets lmao

currently in an off and on relationship

scared to death of commitment

FOX SULLIVAN looks an awful lot like DYLAN MINNETTE. HE is TWENTY FOUR and while they're IMAGINATIVE, they have a tendency to get pretty ABSENT-MINDED. You’ve probably seen them around Kola listening to DROPS OF JUPITER by TRAIN.

fox is the nerd that you wouldn’t think is a nerd

he’s jake sullivan’s older brother

super protective of him

named after fox mulder

super obsessed with space and aliens and stuff

works at a planetarium

will fight u with no questions asked just tempt him

HYATT MARSHALL looks an awful lot like FROY GUTIERREZ. HE is NINETEEN and while they’re SCRUPULOUS, they have a tendency to get pretty DISTANT. You’ve probably seen them around Kola listening to DON’T TAKE THE MONEY by BLEACHERS.

my lil photographer bean

never seen without a camera

always looking for people to model for him

currently working as an event photographer

sometimes does side jobs

very attentive to detail

will notice that thing that ur chara didn’t know they did until he pointed it out

v skeptical of getting close to people

JC FORRESTER looks an awful lot like COLE SPROUSE. HE is TWENTY THREE and while they're LOYAL, they have a tendency to get pretty TEMPERAMENTAL. You’ve probably seen them around Kola listening to DON’T LET ME GET ME by JAMES GILLESPIE.

tw mental illness, tw drug use !!

jc isn’t too keen on telling people what his initials stand for

he doesn’t think his name fits him, so if he doesn’t tell anyone, no one will call him that

his dad is a professional chef and tv personality ( think gordon ramsey ) and his mom is the head of a charity organization that helps foster children.

had pretty much everything he wanted growing up, but his parents were v critical of him and that made him feel v pressured with everything he did

this caused him to develop serious anxiety and self esteem issues and then he started to struggle with grades in high school, which caused even more tension and pressure

started smoking weed and hanging out with the wrong crowd

jc got mixed up in some kind of misunderstanding nd didn’t wanna rat out his friends, so he took the fall for stealing a car and went to juvie for 2 years

after juvie he didn’t want to go back to high school and be behind or whatever so he just went on w life, couch surfed for a bit

has a kind heart but it’s hidden under his dark personality

KIMBERLEIGH PAXTON looks an awful lot like LUCA HOLLESTELLE. SHE is TWENTY ONE and while they're FREE-SPIRITED, they have a tendency to get pretty OVER-TRUSTING. You’ve probably seen them around Kola listening to BUDAPEST by GEORGE EZRA.

kimber is my only lady so far

she’s a lil flower child

very free spirited and loving

basically a hippie

gay asf

definitely over trusting and a bit naive at times

wants to be friends with everything

always down for an adventure

[lasskickings-blog]

I have like a few videos of Adam Cole, Marty Scrull and Drew Gulak (I need to double check if it's him tho) being gay asf back in the Indies. I'll probably post them bc a hoe gets cold.

[bitterdrake]

Big Boy Rant

guilty pleasures shouldn't exist. u should be able to love whatever u want without feeling guilty about it. however that doesnt mean u shouldnt call out the bullshit that comes along with it. for example i LOVE the vampire diaries. yet i can still acknowledge its unoriginality, mary/gary sue characters, repetitive plots, and how it jumped the shark by like the third episode without getting all butthurt. i know it has little to no real quality. i hardly gain anything from watching it. but bitch i still like it! YET IM AWARE! what i'm really sick of is the glorification of all these mediocre and bland shows that get off the charts ratings just because people are so obsessive with so obnoxiously fake characters. i'm talking about shows like pretty little liars (great plot at the beginning but do not try to tell me it didnt go downhill after the second season), riverdale (i love this show but there is not one even slightly original thing about it), thirteen reasons why (great actors, horrible everything else), orange is the new black (amazing characters, amazing plot, but the writers absolutely slaughtered everything that was good about it by the end of the third season), etc. etc. etc. then you have, like, second tier shows that are written brilliantly like shameless (hyper realistic dialogue, imperfect, relatable, original characters, representation of a ton of communities, call-outs on gentrification and aristocracy), SKAM (realistic representation of modern youth, somewhat typical yet interesting characters, pretty good representation of the gay community also im norwegian so im biased), game of thrones (aint even gonna explain its very well done) that are new and classic but with primarily white characters (before u come at me: shameless has two black main characters, one of which has like two lines total in seven seasons. skam has one muslim actress. everybody is white in game of thrones except for the tribe of people known to be savages and the other kingdom of people made out to be "middle eastern"). while thats pretty typical of western television, it lacks the ambition and fails to demand critical thought from its massive audience. all of the shows mentioned above flourish because of plot twists and like able characters. not strictly unworthy of watching, but not incredibly impressive nor thought-provoking, either. but they're super successful so they don't need to worry about shit that won't make them money. then you have god-tier shows that are cancelled after the second season. lemme just talk up the get down real fast. it's directed by baz fucking lurhmann. love him or hate him, he's super artistic and completely revolutionizes the way certain scenes are filmed. you have actors like jaden smith, justice smith (up and coming actor who was in paper towns and is hot ASF), herizen guardiola (first time actress who is just as amazing acting as she is at singing), jimmy smits (from the west wing, sons of anarchy, and dexter), and giancarlo esposito (gustavo from breaking bad!!). all of the main characters are refreshingly people of color representing both the ghetto and the middle class of the bronx in the 1970s. the plot line is super complex yet easy to follow. the dialogue is equally hilarious as it is heartbreaking. BROTHER U GOT FUCKING MUSIC! this show centers around disco and the very start of rap and hip hop. jaden smith is a closeted gay poet/artist whose story line does not revolve around being gay(!!!!). justice smith plays a young teen named zeke who is a mf good will hunting genius in the making who unapologetically writes honest poetry. the love interest mylene cruz is gorgeous, talented, yet painfully imperfect. her story does not revolved around zeke at all- she focuses on her career as an up and coming disco star and the struggle between fulfilling her dreams and pleasing her abusive, uber christian father. the "mentor", shaolin fantastic, is a drug dealing DJ and graffiti poet who recruits a bunch of high school sophomores (zeke and company) to be word smiths (rappers) for his spinning (DJing, otherwise know as The Get Down!!!). shaolin, peppered in hilariously cheesy bruce lee references, struggles with living authentically and obtaining money via coke dealers. the writing is fresh. its funny. its heart wrenching. its relevant, even though the show takes place in the 70s. just from watching this show i know who tf edward koch is who was actually a huge part of the history of new york and a big reason why racism is pressed into the art of graffiti, thus emphasizing the importance of expression within the black community. that being said, this show isn't anti-white or whatever the fuck u "reverse racists" try to pin it as. there are white graffiti artists, white businessmen who play a huge part in zeke's life, and white helpers of the puerto rican uncle trying to make a difference in the bronx. the issues of classism, racism, censorship, and familial struggles are addressed without being one-sided. this show educates you. it makes you laugh, cry, and most importantly makes you think. and it got cancelled cause yall motherfuckers are too busy losing ur shit over stupid drama and okay looking white actors (cole sprouse aint got shit on justice smith and thats the mf tea on that!) don't get me wrong: like whatever u wanna like. but u simply cannot deny the blandness of popular television when there are a variety of amazing, less popular shows that you can actually get something out of. with great power comes great responsibility !! when your audience is that huge, you have the opportunity to spread deep and worthwhile messages to the masses. i'm not saying make all shows political or whatever. i feel like the main message (that is often took for the opposite due to its romanticization of gossip) of pretty little liars is to not be a fake bitch!! idk what the FUCK riverdale is trying to say, and dont u dare come to me saying 13 reasons why is trying to bring awareness to depression bc that is some neurotypical bullshit, and yes not all shows need to have some higher meaning but isnt that the appeal of story telling? the bible? cant stop yall from having bad taste and like you do you but i want you to know that im fucking pissed the get down got cancelled and thirteen fuckers why is getting a second season that is all goodbye