#my friend is a weirdo.

[vividmilk]

SCYTHE AUDIO RANKINGS (BOY best friend edition)

NOTE : boy best friend is a weirdo, and has weirdo answers. you have been warned.

V (10/10) - reason : 'get him in my bed right now. daddy.'

Hunter (7/10) - reason : 'skibidi toilet.' what?

JayJay (10/10) - reason : 'cutest thing ever'

Maverick (-50/10) - reason: 'I'LL SCRAP YOU MAN COME AT ME I'LL FIGHT YOUR DOG' okay vro.. 😰

Atrocity (9.5/10) - reason : 'coconuts 😈' 😐

Dark (10/10) - reason : 'i feel bad, he should've lived'

Frequency (9/10) - reason : 'me' okay bucko

White Wolf (9.5/10) - reason : 'he looks like zeus, i like greek mythology :3'

Valakai (7.5/10) - reason : 'he looks like scorpion, lil bit scary'

Sylas (8/10) - reason: 'his face scares me, cool outfit (jackets cool asf)'

Blaine (0/10) - reason 'gimp boy' WHAT.

Kilian (9/10) - reason : 'is that kylo ren? oh, looks like him.'

Julian (-1/10) - reason : 'pulls no bitches' alright then single man 😐

Cole (9/10) - reason : 'looks like a viking, lounge man.'

Marcus (5/10) - reason : 'subway surfers' HELLO?

Creed (10/10) - reason : 'scouse cat man? bed, now. mine.' jesus i think you

need a buzz feed quiz.. *am i gay? quiz*

Sy (7/10) - reason : 'cool'

Zombie Husband (2/10) - reason: 'scawy 🥺'

Therian (15/10) - reason: 'I LOVE TIGERS!-' (i'd probably say he means 10/10, but i'm not making him change his score 🤷‍♀️)

James (10/10) - reason 'he looks scared, like a mix between hiccup and gandalf... oh his legs broken, i feel bad. sympathy points!'

Incubus boyfriend (6.5/10) - 'oooo, she a devil, she bad lil bitch she a rebel~🎵'

Dominic (10/10) - reason: 'oh my god he has jack skeleton on his shoulder!!'

Bomo (-5/10) - reason: 'WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?' fair enough

Domial (?/10) - reason : 'me no like'

Kaedus (10/10) - reason : 'ME AND THE DEVILL-' okay get OUT

Alpha (5/10) - reason: 'reminds me of a film, dunno what though.'

bonus character

Cheeky (10/10) - reason - 'shawty got dat fat ass' GET OUT YOU SIMP-

[pants-lint]

Just had a Thought and now I'm curious. What's you guy's strangest comfort media? It doesn't have to be strange as in like creepy/fucked up/whatever, it can just be smthn a lil odd.

[mxrtified777]

krunk

[d3rpydoods]

Damn, can't believe it's been like 3 months- Anyway, Erronjin has entered the stage!!! + the timelapse cause why not?

[coquelicoq]

kitamoto does make me so emotional. natsume says some embarrassingly earnest shit that reveals how undersocialized he is and kitamoto's reaction is to spend more time with him and introduce him to friendship. when someone who appears to be a girl his age tells him she's never read a book before, he's like oh okay, and then the next day he gives her a book with easy-to-read stories in a genre she said sounded interesting. he not only doesn't judge people but he also actively meets them where they're at...i love this sweet teenager so much i could cry.

[junespriince]

Little Chickadee meet little Sparkle au

8yo Dick, picks up 3yo Wally: so this baby kid flash?

Barry: yeah, this is apparently him at three years old according to Iris.

Dick, looks at the tiny boy in his arms: and his dad hated him!? Adults are useless.

Bruce, sighed: can't wait for Constantine and zatanna to fix this... Alfred where's the leash? *Leaves*

Dick, gives Barry, Wally back: I will make sure nobody hurts him again.

Barry: aw, that's so sweet of you.

A few hours later

Bruce: I told you to watch him, how could you let him get away!?

Barry: he said he went to the bathroom, how was i supposed to know he would leave, the time I knew him he listened in Central!

Wally, fussy because people are yelling:

Bruce: where could he have gone to, all his usual hits are protected.

Barry: ... Oh my god, OH MY GOD HE'S AFTER RUDY!

Bruce: Rudy?

Barry, grabbing his things: Wally's shitty bio dad, he read Canary's file on Wally and asked me questions.

Bruce: AND YOU GAVE THEM TO HIM, FREELY!?

Barry: I'm sorry I forgot he was blood thirsty as a child, okay!

Jason, holding a now crying Wally: hush it dipshits, and he's like eight how far on foot could he have gone.

Tim: he knows about the zeta tubes.

Jason: oooo, yeah that mother fucker dead dead.

Cass: I also saw him grabbed Barry's phone and called up Iris.

Barry: SHIT MY WIFE GONNA GO TO PRISON! I GOTTA GO!

[somegrumpynerd]

Hc that Killer has a cat that's white with black splotches that make her look like a cow, so he called her cowbell

Because she looks so cow-like she kind of freaks Cross out when she hangs around him, unfortunately she absolutely loves Cross and is always trying to hang around him

Killer didn't want to keep her locked up or keep moving her away when she just wants to cuddle, so to compromise he puts her in little sweaters that cover most of the splotches to help Cross

But it is still Killer, so he likes to be annoying with it also

(The sweater says "Cross is my husband x" in case the writing is too small)

[morrigan-of-beleriand]

One of my favourite things about LotR when you look at it through a post-Silmarillion lens is the dystopian feel. The world feels old and worn. There's ruins everywhere, broken heirlooms and family lines, the elves have become elusive... You know shit went down thousands of years ago. I love it, and I feel like it's not super noticeable until you read the history in the Silm and Unfinished Tales. Then LotR just hits different.

[viiioca]

[ roevember day 5 - stargazing ]

Meteion is certainly a little marvel, is she not? An "entelechy," as Hermes called her -- a creature whose very nature is to connect to some specific energy frequency with fantastic sensitivity and precision, and then translate the information stored there. She is to this "dynamis" what the Echo seems to be to aether; if Krile's gift is to sense thoughts and feelings through said aether, and it is indeed an immutable property of the soul she has inherited, then it stands to reason that its current Unsundered owner would be possessed of an ability not too dissimilar from Meteion's, and yet. Unlike an Ancient's soul, this is a feature that can be created at will and then replicated. The capacity to connect to anyone and anything packaged in the shape of a little girl, arranged into a tidy blueprint, to be produced at any scale? A very finely crafted instrument indeed. Based on Hermes' artful dodging, she does not need a soul to accomplish this as the Echo does. No, he did not even see the need to equip her with irrelevant functions, like a gustatory system, or digestion. To have her own experiences -- her own thoughts, her own feelings -- would add noise to the data, would it not? And make no mistake: attuned to the value of life as he is, Hermes did not make this little creature for any reason but a purpose.

And what a purpose it is. For all his frustration with his own people, what he has accomplished here is inextricable from them: in this beautiful world where conflict is the domain of beastly, lesser life, where such bleak ideas as war and famine and plague are thought exercises meant for the halls of rhetoric, Hermes would not have even begun to imagine the universe as an inherently ugly and random place. He would not have had the benefit of firsthand accounts of those from distant stars who have traveled that long, cold black; he could not have met Midgardsormr or Omega and seen the cost of that journey, the price of that war. It has not happened yet. No -- like any pitiable mortal, his only point of reference is the immediate. Mortality is an injustice inflicted on those with less power by those with more. Hunger as a driver of violence among mankind is a fiction; abundance is a fact. The creation of Meteion is an act of relentless optimism by a man attempting to expand his understanding of the universe, who does not believe that the truth could be any worse than the truth of the world right here, right now. How terrible could it possibly be?

I asked Meteion just how many sisters she had out there traveling the Sea of Stars, wandering that lonely nothing between those brief islands of life, with no comfort afforded them save what they can taste secondhand.

Hundreds, she said.

[to-illustrate-the-stars]

beach outing 🏖️ ft. some very helpful assistants

[junebluues]

i hate having interests that nobody knows irl… if i talk about things i love people are like “oh whats that” GUYS DONT BREAK MY HEART. i wanna talk about vincent and lacey and ivan and joonghyuk and shin tsukimi and all the characters that wont leave my brain but i CANT please IM CLAWING AT THE BARS OF MY CAGEEEE

[smilesrobotlover]

Small Revali’s for anyone who needs it. This guy has me in a chokehold

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b-sides

[toxicrevolver]

Tagged by @smushedmuffin to take this uquiz

Thanks for the tag!!!

My day has been far too long to explain to y’all how badly this has called me out right now.

Tagging (me pressure): @serendipminie @loveable-sea-lemon @we-survive-endlessly @haahka and anyone else who wants to participate can blame me

[ickypuppi3]

only child steve who never learnt to share, being so extra and possessive when it comes to things that are his. steve getting real weird about billy hopping off his case all of a sudden and hanging around with other people. steve pushing back, getting on billy’s case ‘cause- that’s his, that attention is his, billy is his

[pjs-everyday]

Hero Froppy’s first fan-sign event— say hi and move along!!! 🐸👍