#.. also yes

[emi-the-gremlin]

Am I gonna reblog this every time I see this on my dash? Yes. Yes I am.

WTF mate so you’re actually reacting to the rest of the season? Should I get my hopes up????

[hansoeii]

butch wolverine, anyone?

[akstzs]

modern au where this is how Hiccup lost all of Berk's gold

[breakfastteatime]

TikTok

[agent--shadow]

Blue doesn't hear much from the hallway except the two siblings trying- and failing to say anything through their laughter, tangled in limbs, red in the face as Shadow tries to stop cough-laughing.

Kai is a walking slapstick.

Paper Relations

Shadow sat in her bed next to her handler, who was asleep at the moment, had been for a while. She'd inclined her bed to sit up, used all her spare paper to make paper airplanes, which were now on the floor and out of her reach, and she was bored. Kai was still recovering, her handler was asleep, and all she had left was a stack of paper to consent to group physical therapy.

Kai had requested to be in the same session at her, which she was happy about. She was overjoyed that he seemed like his normal self again and that she could finally spend time with her brother again. After all these years, it was exactly what she wanted. But if they were the case, then why did she have a sinking feeling in her stomach? The feeling that she was missing or overlooking something that would seem obvious later.

She wanted to trust him, wanted so desperately to believe that he was back just the way she remembered him. But... Things changed. She knew that well, and sometimes it was for the better, but oftentimes, especially in situations like his, there were secrets hiding within every crevice, waiting until you let your guard turn to rear their ugly head. She knew she couldn't wait until everything was figured out to trust people again, but... What if it ended until hurting more than just her?

She shook herself out of her thoughts, not wanting to go down that path, and picked up the stack of papers and a pen, and sighed heavily. "paperwork" she muttered under her breath, resigned, distracting herself from her current dilemma with her disdain for such mundanities.

Though she couldn't avoid it for long, and eventually, after dawdling on things for longer than she could bear, decided to judge her handler awake, she'd gotten enough sleep, right?

"Blue," she whispered, trying to be gentle, "hey Blue, I need to talk to you about something..."

@blueorchid-95

[sibmakesart]

i read Never Stale and im not normal anymore :)

[theroundbartable]

Arthur: what are you doing?

Gwen: *watching a couple* matchmaking

Arthur: what's that?

Gwen: I'm like a hitman. Only that my objective is to get people together and not shoot them.

Arthur: ... Is that a thing? You can do that?

Gwen: sweety, I can do anything, I'm Gwen

Arthur: can you matchmake me and Merlin?

Gwen: consider it done

After they got together:

Merlin: I hear you're a hitman

Gwen: how can I help, dear?

Merlin: I need a hitman. I have my eye on someone who needs to motherfucking DIE

Arthur: she's not that kind of -

Gwen: *already taking out her guns* give me a name

[iwannascreameurekaa]

that doesn't surprise me coming from you and your soul sex post

are you a 'cannibalism as a metaphor for love' or a 'religion as a metaphor for love' type of person

[alexsshittyworld]

[ym523]

Day 1 - Temperature Play - this was part of #Galemancerweek, but I forgot 🤦🏻‍♀️ X video version

[lady-raziel]

every new therapist I gotta spend at least one full session recapping the entirety of unus annus cus they’ll be like “okay tell me about the last time in your life where you felt happy for an extended period of time” and then I have to lore dump the whole of a dead YouTube channel so they don’t immediately inpatient treatment me when I say “it was probably when I made that meme about two guys getting run over by a masochism trolley on the piss death channel”

[sluttyhenley]

I've had nothing but trouble since I met Benny.

THE BIKERIDERS dir. Jeff Nichols

[doctor-aceus-art]

Just a lil rough sketch of the sunshine personified in the valley of stardew ^^

[finrays]

The origins of the New Squidbeak Splatoon are so fucking funny when you stop to imagine it.

I’m just picturing Callie and Marie’s respective parents being like “It’s so nice of Craig to watch the kids for the weekend so we get a little break, he’s such a good grandfather :)”

Meanwhile, Cuttlefish is like “Listen up my darling girls, Grandpa is gonna teach you how to kill a man today.”

[lemon-wedges]

MY SHOP IS FINALLY OPEN!!!

You can get a physical version of my 2023 sketch zine here! :D

(Only shipping in the US right now, ill be opening a listing for international soon tho)

[milkygothgf]

Sometimes I think abt having a dom that I get to let out all my crazy toxic thoughts and fantasies with. Like a dom that encourages my jealousy, plays into my delusions, thinks my obsessiveness is cute, and gets off on it. Someone that lets me safely be batshit insane and loves it and we both get horny from it<333