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snakeoilpictures · 1 year ago

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i read a fanfic like this once...

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i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

#when your script results in a lead actor going to in patient therapy for 3 months #you done know you fucked up #big time #biggest blunder of a series right next to dexter #and they still fucked up the revival #i read a fanfic like this once #it had a great start #great first half #amazing writing #so damn invested in story #only for none of the foreshadowing to come to fruition #only for the mega plot and climax to result in maybe 3 pages of disney movie bullshit #and for every character to have a happily ever after even after a mofo got fuckin STABBED IN THE HEART #and everyone has babies #everyone #-FLIPS TABLE-#i often reference this one as the game of thrones fanfic that murdered any and all expectations #oh and the author deletes any comments that aren't praising the worst fanfic ending of all time #my immortal comes in 2nd. thats how bad it was #wont go into details here tho #not often am i this betrayed by a work of FAN fiction #i get it its just something people enjoy #but cmon #you had me at hello #its like the writer died halfway through and hired their 11 year old cousin who just discovered their first yaoi

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thunderon · 11 months ago

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“long hair on guys doesn’t make them less masculine. think keanu reeves, jason momoa, danny trejo, or the guy at your local dive bar who rides a motorcycle”

*the crowd nods*

“so long hair doesn’t necessarily determine masculinity”

*the crowd, more hesitant, still nodding*

“butches can have long hair—“

*GUNSHOT*

#the tedtalk i would give if i could #if i see ‘they’re not butch because they have long hair’ one more time i will flip a table #frustrating frustrating frustrating #also this is NOT in any way a knock on my short haired butches ily #op #bestof

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ouchmyghostskin · 3 months ago

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#dead boy detectives #payneland #dbda #dbda fanart #edwin payne #charles rowland #hey Netflix #I’m gonna flip your tables

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wishingprince · 1 year ago

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WHATS THAT NETFLIX ADVERTISING ONE OF YOUR CANCELLED SHOWS MAYBE U SHOULD IDK RENEW IT?????

#prince text #prince watches first kill #-flips table-#anyways gonna rewatch it in the background to work through anxiety #I love this stupid campy show

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hinamie · 3 months ago

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playing around w slightly different hair renders

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jjk art #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #itafushi #fushiita #yuuji #megumi #cries megumi fought tooth n nail..... i refused 2 flip the canvas tho >:(#i vastly prefer drawing him facing right bc fr some reason it makes his hair look better silhouette-wise #so having him face left is alr a Challenge #but also having him slightly look down (difficult angle + changes the silhouette) had me bashing my head in2 th TABLE #same thing happened earlier this month w gardening megu middle pose . i did not learn my lesson #but even worse w this one yuuji's head is blocking th main pointy part tht basically carries the entirety of the shape language #u can imagine my distress i am sure #anyway th render made me a lot happier with it thank god. colours hard carry bless <3333 #i didn't plan on making it a full sheet but i needed 2 remind myself that im good at drawing megumi #so i threw in solos of each of them n tried slightly different render flavours #idk how Different all of them look visually but th process fr each ws Very different so i am satisfied #fight aside this ws useful i think! got 2 break out some Clunkier chalks n dust off a few of my smoother blended brushes #think i picked up some things i can keep also !! which ws. u kno. the Goal #tbh every time i do art studies i feel like i am kirby #one time i got called an art ditto by one of my fav artist mutuals when i did a style challenge #SUCH high praise from her it lives in my mind i take it out on days when i feel like trash #it doesnt Sound good when u say u r good at copying but real talk it is such a good skill i am very happy 2 have it in my arsenal

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bird-inacage · 2 days ago

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The Heart Killers EP1 | Kantbison + Nuzzling

OH. OHHH this is going to be their thing. The forehead to forehead almost-kissy-nuzzling. Ugggh UGHH this is like my favourite thing. They are such a pair of teases.

#the heart killers #the heart killers the series #THK #kantbison #firstkhao #first kanaphan #khaotung thanawat #[FLIPS TABLE]#THIS IS SO GODDAMN ADORABLE #HELP MEEEEEE #the fact that kant is the one who tends to initiate with a tender nose to nose boop means so much to me IT'S SO SOFT #kant nuzzling his kitten like a kitten 😭#the [nudge nudge]

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xxplastic-cubexx · 19 days ago

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give me some whiskey and ill draw The Most Thing i can come up with

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#xmen #xmen comics #cherik #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #professor x #magneto #erik magnus lehnsherr #max eisenhardt #snap sketches #this wasnt the personal thing i wanted to draw this weekend but it has been on the back burner for a while so. it counts !!!!!!#i did sketch this last night. MODERATELY hammered and the final comic is Just A Tad diff from the sketch im wheezing #just in terms of angles but still thats huge to me #CHAT everyone knew i was gonna draw SOMETHING as soon as i saw those tentacles #however i flipped the script on you all. probably. idk SOMEONE prob assumed i woulda had magneto use them #but how the turn tables .... have turned. this is so stupid JVLKJVLA if this gets 5k on twitter ill do a charles ver MAYBE.#welcome back to my ongoing series of These Old Men Will Make Their Weird Love Affair Everyones Problem #i have an exam in the morning i need to stop this #ill have to this week like Truly but still VJELRKVJE I GOTTAAAA STOPPP DRAWIN THIS LATE #anyways. please enjoy this is so dumb but i got to try drawing charles' powers in effect so thats nice #i should do a study of that one day ... not anyday soon LMAO GOD moving on goodnight everyone !!

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scarletgray · 3 months ago

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Chuuya: what the fuck are you looking at?

Dazai, on the inside: You’re so beautiful and I'm so in love with every part of you. The curve of your mouth when you laugh while you're having a good fight. How you stand leaning on your side with your hands in your pocket. The way your hair shines like the sun and how you always blush when I get too close. I’m so lucky to have you. You are the greatest person I’ve ever met and I will never regret meeting you. I would find you and love you in every lifetime.

Dazai, out loud: You got shorter.

#and then chuuya flips the table and kicks him in the face #they're madly in love your honor #bungou stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #osamu dazai #skk #soukoku #double black #dachuu #dazai x chuuya #chuuya x dazai

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king-wilhelm · 11 months ago

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Annabeth comparing 12 year old percy jackson to the king of the gods, the god of wisdom and battle strategy and the god of war and saying he's better than them. Annabeth's entire world view crashing down in the face of Percy's kindness and loyalty to the point where she defends his honor against millenia old gods. I will never recover from this.

#Flipping the table etc etc #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #annabeth chase #leah sava jeffries #walker scobell #pjo disney+#pjo tv show #pjo series

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absolutepokemontrash · 5 months ago

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Y’all, this is going to be so random, but I was hit with a memory from my Catholic school days and I have this vivid memory of stumbling across a Bible story where Jesus walks into a village, sees someone possessed by a demon, and is like

“Begone, Beelzebub, go back to hell.”

And the demon just fuckin leaves because JC told him to

I always found that really funny, and even funnier when I think of it with Obey Me Beel-

Beel: He said I couldn’t possess that human anymore 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Belphie: Don’t you listen to that oily hippy! You can possess whoever you want, Beel.

Mammon: UGH, next thing you know Jesus is gonna be all “you can’t set up a shopping mall in the middle of the temple!” Like sorry you don’t like fun and money, bro 🙄

#Jesus whooped Mammon’s ass in the temple send tweet #Mammon ran back to Lucifer crying about how his tables got flipped and Lucifer is like: Damn that sucks. Maybe you shouldn’t have been dumb #obey me #obey me!#obey me! shall we date?#obey me shall we date #obey me mammon #obey me belphegor #obey me Beelzebub #obey me crack #obey me! crack #obey me meme #obey me memes

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whatsourmotto · 7 months ago

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I find myself once again stricken with the realisation that angel-looking Oliver Stark confessing in an interview that 'there are kisses later on that are much more initiated by me' was him holding on the knowledge that Buck jumped a guy in the middle of a hospital hall after calling him a goddamn beast

#911 abc #911 spoilers #911 7x06 #evan buckley #tommy kinard #bucktommy #oliver stark #flipping a table as we speak #.txt #kinkley

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big-cheesy-productions · 1 month ago

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Iterations of Maria's death where she makes the choice to sacrifice herself are so important to me. Yeah, the iterations where she's just collateral damage are tragic, but I love the agency the sacrifice gives her.

In Sonic X and the fan film Project Shadow, she stands in front of the GUN soldiers, with guns in her face, her hand on the release lever, she's fucking. 12? 13? And she pulls the lever, knowing she will be shot, knowing she can't go to Earth with Shadow anyway. She chooses to die for him, to give him a chance to get away, even if the sacrifice didn't last, and he ended up captured later, it was her choice.

Shadow is the Ultimate Lifeform, and Maria was a sick little girl, and she chose to put herself between him and the soldiers, because that's her little brother, and she'd be damned if she let them get him too.

#Maria being protective of Shadow can actually be something that's so personal #Bro is immortal and invincible and Maria is like naw #You're not fucking touching my lil brother #maria robotnik #shadow the hedgehog #Sonic X #Project Shadow #I hope the third movie chooses to do this for her death #but I won't be flipping tables if they don't #Dark beginnings #I'm having big feelings at my adult 9-5 job

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snip-stein · 10 months ago

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