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[cleo-serotonin]

hold on can we talk about how rikki is always somehow crucially linked to saving zane’s life even from the very first episode?? if rikki hadn’t stolen zane’s spark plug they never would’ve turned into mermaids meaning zane would’ve died in the lorelai wreck

[dudeshusband]

how's that porn ban going, tumblr?

[howtobeamagicalgirl]

1. I am sick and my throat hurts so bad and my voice is all scratchy and rough, and unfortunately I am obsessed with my new sexy sick voice and I keep talking just to hear myself talk and believe it or not, this makes it worse.

2. What was Popeye the Sailor's baby's name. Horseradish

3. When I was a child, I thought the word "arithmetic" was pronounced "arth-uh-mat-ic." For some reason.

4. Today at work a little girl was screaming and crying bc she was scared of another child (for no reason I can discern), and she was trying to climb my leg screaming "DADDYYYYY DADDYYYYY" bc she doesn't know how to pronounce my name and "daddy" is basically a second-person pronoun to her, and the classroom assistant in the room with me at the time was like "why daddy and not mommy. is she. motherless." And I said "yeah, she has two dads" and she looked at me blankly for a minute before asking "how is that possible."

[graham--folger]

*SCREECHING* HAVE FUN WATCHING S2 IN *checks watch* 54 MINUTES YALL. I WILL JOIN YOU TOMORROW NIGHT

[jentlemahae]

Knetz (and bitches who aren’t from korea) telling Lisa that “she shouldn’t even call herself an idol anymore” bcbcbdhd, as if MOST kpop idols don’t dream of being separated from being a “kpop idol” as they progress through their career.

oh yeahhh like knets have a lot to say but ppl who aren’t even from korea have way too much to say too 😐 what does bethany from utah know about being a kpop idol, why does she think she gets to decide who can call themselves that ? and let’s not act like they wouldn’t be happy if it were their fave instead of lisa like

[outoutdamnspark]

WHY IS MY SIBLING LIKING MY “I’M DRUNK AND WRITING SMUT” POST!?

BRO NO, DON’T LOOK AT MEEEEEEE!!!!

[goldeaglefire1]

so the tiktok ban was literally just propaganda for the trump administration. like. we all agree with that right. this is just laughably transparent. the ban wasn't even 24 hours. not even a whole day. to quote my infinitely funnier mutual from Discord, "Misha Collins was bisexual longer than TikTok was banned"

[lemonbubble]

me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

[kawareo]

screaming, crying, throwing up, as I force myself to write a story i'm very passionate about and love writing and have no obligation to write except that i want to

[sca-nerd]

My friends who have never experienced flooding, and who are about to deal with it from this storm, please remember:

1. NO. YOU CANNOT MAKE IT THROUGH THAT WATER ON THE ROAD. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE DRIVING. TURN. AROUND.

2. DO NOT GO WADING THROUGH THE WATER. EVEN IF YOU JUST WANT TO SEE HOW DEEP IT IS. THAT. WATER. IS. CONTAMINATED.

3. IT IS CALLED FLASH FLOODING FOR A REASON. THE WATER RISES AND SURGES IN A FLASH. STAY. HOME.

4. If you're at risk of flooding, raise up any of your belongings now. Put the legs of tall things in buckets. Know where your important documents are.

5. Stay safe.

[nyabbycat]

[yeagrave]

two birds on a wire

[dionysus-complex]

funniest Kamala Harris VP picks go

[moki-dokie]

i'm like actually legitimately loving that the result of the tiktok ban is decimating decades of propaganda against china in record time. everyone is flocking to the actual chinese-owned version of tiktok called rednote where they are being welcomed so warmly with the silliest jokes like "i'm your assigned chinese spy! i've been waiting for you! welcome!" alskdjgsld. folks are already making attempts to learn some mandarin to better interact with the chinese users. everyone realizing what our own government collects on us is twice as harmful as anything ccp could do with it. everyone waking up to the fact that every fucking facet of the american internet is designed to harvest and sell personal data off of you so what the fuck does it actually matter anyway if one more entity does it. us government managed to speedrun undoing their own fucking brainwashing it's so goddamn funny.

[charbroiledchicken]

"you're the writer, you control how the story goes" no not really. i wrote the first sentence and then my characters said "WE WILL TAKE IT FROM HERE" and promptly swerved into an electrical fence.