howtobeamagicalgirl

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Put a / in the year you were born, so we will have an average age

Before 1990: //////

1990:////

1991://////

1992:////////////

1993://///////////////

1994:////////////////////

1995: //////////////////////////////////////

1996: /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

1997: /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

1998: ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

1999: ///////////////////

2000: //

After 2000: /

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put my daughter on the cover of CRIME Magazine, where she belongs

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was just showing tadpoles to a child and asked "do you know what these are?" and he excitedly shouted "STINGRAYS!" I said that's a great guess because they are shaped a lot like stingrays, but I told him they're tadpoles and that they'll grow up to be a different animal that lives in the water around here, and "do you know what tadpoles turn into?" and his eyes lit up and he said "STRINGRAYS!"

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This 15 minute break isn't doing anything

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this 4 year old asked me "do you know what dogs hate?" and i said "i dunno, what do dogs hate?" and she replied "they hate when strangers take them away and take all their skin off"

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the best part of that david lynch interview is this: 

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Libera me

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I'm often really dedicated to the visual quality and authenticity of the memes I make, but like idk if I could ever make another human being care about that. I used the proper font and color picked the correct color and sized everything correctly and used the alignment tool to get the spacing right and redrew the nebula background and spent way too long messing with the drop shadow settings to mimic the original text. Skyrim media literacy 0 skill meme. If you care.

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can you guys stop fighting over the same peice of lettuce. there is literally more right behind you

Don't get involved in things you don't understand

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my PC keeps growling @ me wen i use it is that normal

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Maybe I'll go back to school